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>>34318508
Do you mean all the time or just some time?

>>34318508
you're asking for a raping

>>34318508
i can do that because of how extremely noticeable my dick is and even more noticeable when its hard

>be goodlooking
>kill someone
>get on the news for having killed someone

This is a 100% sure way of getting groupies. I am sure he just had his pick.

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IIRC she is the one who contacted him when he was in prison
being an accomplished artist he had a certain media presence so that's probably why he found such a rare type of woman, who otherwise fly low and are hard to come by

>>34318448
Can someone go out there and shoot Varg already? He annoys me to no end

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THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEwsooNHoc

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super originaI post, I swear!

>>34318372
they're literally just two french actors who are descendants of previous royalty

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>>34318388
Better audio to download: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVpg2IrGwsk

>>34318331
Do you work in a fucking flower shop?

>>34318376
No a bar.

>>34318331
>>34318383
>a bar
Fuck off Dennis

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>>34318319
>saturday
>working

>>34318319
I'm currently at my basement right now in my mom's house and I'm about to fuck the shit out of my dog, how's your Saturday going /r9k/?

>>34318319
>Working on Saturday

Holy shit the wagecuck meme is really.

>>34318267
>he enjoyed elementary school
>he isn't improving his life after having been dealt a bad hand, hence making every new year the best yet

You want to know how I know that you're a failed normie?

2013 when I used to be in regular contact with a number of trips and more identifiable anons from /mu/ and I'd be able to sperg about music and not feel ashamed for it. It's probably the last time I felt I had any more than one or two friends

2001, it was my high school graduation, last time I felt my life was on track (if somewhat failing on the women front).

There is a God. What would you like me to tell you of what I know about Him?

>>34318258
Does he love us? Or is it more like pic related, just a dude playing a universe sim.

>>34318333
You bet He loves us. Nothing can ever love like He does. He loves us so much he gave us complete free will.

But don't worry. If you do bad stuff you won't be punished too strictly, because He loves you so much He would never punish you. He knows that every being has a different path. Some simply take longer.

What you seek Him, He will always receive you with wide open arms. There is nothing you could do that He wouldn't forgive. He IS the definition of grace.

>>34318190
>fear of carpal tunnel syndome

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Bumble bees

I know they're cute and don't usually attack people unless provoked, but they still have stingers and whenever I see one buzzing too close to me I get really nervous.

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>>34318323
That's actually a honey bee, not a bumblebee. They're different.

>>34318175
dont worry anon, its totally common. just dont tell any normalfags

>>34318175
it's not a big deal anon.

>had one so vivid at thirteen that sometimes I worry I actually lost my v-card to my big bro
That's to horrific to have actually happened though, it must have been a dream.

>>34318165
Do... Do you bite your bathtub bubbles?

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>>34318222
i put my head in the water and smell them. sometimes i invite mummy to smell

>>34318282
>>34318165

Your a grown fucking man, what the hell. This can't be normal

Didn't the Marxists preach mass cuckoldry?

>>34318084
Thats sound kind of sexist Lenny, care to explain?

Sorry m8, I'm already joining ISIS because they promised me a subservient muslim gf
Inshallah

Is /r9k/ just full of normies ironically repeating regurgitated memes and infographics?

>>34318365
thats every board incase you havent noticed.

Translate it. And yeah insecam made big news there, someone linked our threads on 2ch and then it just spread.

They were calling Beastman Beast-kun kek.

>>34318021
what about fit girls?

>>34318021
Post her ass pics, OP.

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>>34318036
nope, that's even more of a turn off

Threads with Family Guy images in the OP

>>34318000
>not liking hiphop and affiliated rap

you've got literal shit tier music taste then my friend. hiphop is incredibly broad and has very intresting artists. I'm not talking about the lil uzi's and lil yachty's, that's normie music. I'm talking people like Madlib, FlyLo, DOOM, JJ Dilla etc. there's no way you can't appreciate their musical genius.

>>34318196
Not OP but there are other great music genres too.

>>34317945

that carpet looks new, are u going to smoke inside you degenerate?

>>34317945
sure man honestly just take the whole pack

im not going to smoke them anyways

>>34317961
no i smoke outside on the tiny balcony