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She moved on with her life

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If a girl says, "I'm using tinder because I don't have time for traditional methods of dating", she means "there are no Chads in my classes or where I work" right?

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>Be me
>Freshman in college
>Normie girl takes a liking to me for whatever reason
>Invites me to her dorm to hang out
>We end up cuddling
>Start making out
>Get naked
>Do some foreplay
>As I'm fingering her she rips a massive fart
>Reverberates against the mattress
>She apologizes
>Tell her it's fine
>Actually killed my boner and ruined the mood
>We never spoke again after that

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Does anyone else have a fetish you are ashamed of not because you are embarrassed of the fetish itself but by the autistic faggots who share your fetish?

For example, I like girl feet. I'm not obsessed with them but I think they're cute and sexy and I like girls that take care of their feet. But then you have all these fucking autists who want to brew tea with the used socks of their imaginary waifu and it makes me ashamed to be associated with them.

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Ask a guy with a Japanese gf anything

No, pic is not her
And no I'm not white (or black, don't worry)

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I feel like I should kill myself lads. I don't have any real passion in life or job I would love to wake up for and don't have any energy for people.

As an autist I fundamentally cant understand them and how they think. Nearly twenty years into my life and I've never been in a relationship, never will. Even school shooters had more friends than I ever did. I'm so autistic this is the only place I can come for help.

You feel similarly right?

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>be fembot
>go into the female bathroom
>see this posted

So what exactly is the point of having male and female bathrooms anymore?there should just be one unisex bathroom since anyone can use whatever bathroom they want

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>tfw you have yellow fever
>tfw you come to the realization that even normally cute Asian chicks look totally retarded when sucking cock
>wat do?

Has anyone else come to a similar conclusion? Yes, most girls look stupid sucking cock but I feel like due to their unique facial features such as having a flat face and nose, prominent cheekbones, underdeveloped chin and jaw, and big lips, Asian chicks tend to look even dumber than usual.

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I usually listen to fascist hymns and songs because they are so upbeat, optimistic and empowering and i can feel the confidence to work and do my stuff.
Funny thing is that i'm not even a true fascist. At best i'm Larping as one (despite genuinely loving the idea of everyone uniting under the same banner and do good stuff together)

It's kinda of a lonely feel because i can't publically state that i listen non-ironically to fascist and nationalist anthems.

Anyone knows this kinda of feel?

Btw, some of my fav tunes in this subject:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGbGVvMEapY

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjuDyyzNuII

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Who here Trubbs?
My family says its getting out of hand because I of it so much.
seeing a doctor in a month.

pic related

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What if, in heaven you can have a casual conversation and modest laughter with all the people that you hate? It's just a brief moment of extraterrestrial consciousness in which you and the people you scorn and the ones that scorn you get to understand each other and just talk about it? It would last less than 2 hours and then you get a brief couple minutes to say goodbye to the people that you love. After that, it's complete nothingness.

How would that make you feel?

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which character did you used to choose?

who else /toad/ here

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I'm bored at work and I like making lists so this is for all the people not doing so hot in this aspect of their lives. I use to be failing at pretty much all aspects of life and this helped me out alot.

1.TAKE VITAMINS DAILY
>2000+ IU of Vitamin D ( the sun vitamin, helpful in many ways and 90% of America is deficient. 2000-3000 is a good number )
>500+ IU of Vitamin C ( the immune system vitamin. C is one you can overload on because what you don't use youll pee out, so do just that. )
>Fish Oil ( Healthy in many ways including bones, cholesterol and even your brain )
>Garlic Supplement ( cleans out your blood )
>Multivitamin

Youll have to do this literally every day for months before you feel an improvement because it takes a while for your body to get used to having the nutrients it needs. This is so easy to do and even if you still eat unhealthy, at least you have all your nutrients.

2. EAT HEALTHY
Your body only needs 2000-3000 calories a day depending on how sedentary you are. Fill those calories with pasta, fruits and vegetables. Energy and soft drinks are horrible for you and I'm still trying to kick those but I've got it down to just a couple a week. I usually eat pasta, a sandwich or something else easy to make and nutritious.

3. Brush your teeth, moisturize and take care of your appearance. When you do this you will not only feel a lot better but it's healthy too.

That's pretty much it. It's not easy but it is simple, and if you want to a work out just add as many calories you need per day to have energy.

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>Twenty-five-year-old Marc Lepine, armed with a Mini-14 rifle and a hunting knife, shot 28 people, killing 14 women, before committing suicide. He began his attack by entering a classroom at the university, where he separated the male and female students. After claiming that he was "fighting feminism" and calling the women "a bunch of feminists," he shot all nine women in the room, killing six. He then moved through corridors, the cafeteria, and another classroom, specifically targeting women to shoot. Overall, he killed fourteen women and injured ten other women and four men in just under 20 minutes before turning the gun on himself. His suicide note claimed political motives and blamed feminists for ruining his life.

Was he our guy? I appreciate his discrimination against women. Make sure you spare your brobots if you ever go on a rampage.

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We all could be in store for an early treat. I don't have anything today, but I guarantee more rare stuff is coming in the near future