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What is more important? Fighting for what you believe in, or honor?
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>>34533386
there is no difference my friend
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>>34533386
It is honorable to fight for what you believe in. The inverse is dishonorable.
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>>34533518
I believe that the age of consent should be abolished. I gladly fight for it everyday, no matter what people think of me.

guys i need help urgently theres a kitten oustide my house but my mom wont let me bring her inside and its snowing becuase i live in canada. i left a sleeping bag for her to stay warm in becuase its only -1 but i dont know if she will go inside of it. WTF DO I DO!
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>>34533367
Just go outside and bring it in anyways, what the fuck is your mom gonna do?

If I was in your situation and my mom gave me shit for doing that, I'd say "ok call the cops then, tell them that I brought in a stray kitten from the cold against your wishes and that's why you want them to come over. call the cops."

call that cunts bluff

women are unempathetic sociopaths that need to be put in their fucking place and you need to play her game if you're gonna butt heads with her
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>>34533367
Hide the cat in your room and make sure it doesn't fukkin squeek.
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meow meow! :3
i saved tis thank you!! ~^-^~

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Any robots have any imaginary friends or gfs?
>create elaborate imaginary GF to keep away the feels of being lonely
>pretty comfy, actually kind of works
>starting to get to the point where I dream about her occasionally, and can feel a presence when I'm alone if I imagine her there if that makes any sense.

I'm not even sure if this is a good thing desu. I just hope this coping mechanism somehow doesn't drive me literally insane.
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>>34533336
>tulpas
whoa dere, son
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I have an imaginary bf
It's my irl ex bf because i'm a pathetic piece of shit
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been doing this for years. you won't go insane. it's just a way to cope.

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Do you dislike girls with huge breasts?
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>not a gif
Why even bother with this thread?
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>>34533297
>Do you dislike girls with huge breasts?
who the fuck would
I mean besides chestlets
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>>34533317
how about this anon
is this enough gif for yo liking?

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I think I'm growing out of masturbating. I've realized it doesn't satisfy me, and porn is immoral. I don't want to waste my time with it anymore. Lately I haven't even wanted to jerk off.
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>>34533291
I'd like to reach this point but I still can't get through a day without busting a nut
Any tips
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>porn is immoral
Where is your evidence for this?
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>>34533526
What's working for me is there's a girl I really love and respect, and I know she'd be disgusted if she knew what I was doing. And I realize that a conversation with her can satisfy my emotions more than porn ever can.

Plus, realize you can give yourself ED from fapping too much, and the only cure is to quit cold turkey.

>>34533539
>>porn is immoral
>Where is your evidence for this?
The lousy feeling I get afterwards.

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>ywn have a russian farmland childhood love wife
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>>34533287
Awww this is meeeee:D!!!! Thaaaank youuuuuu <333333^~^!!!!!!!

Savedanon
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>>34533287
CYKA BLYAT RUSH B
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>>34533287
>Russian farmland
no thanks, i don't want to waste my life in Siberia

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They prefer FMA brotherhood over 03
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>>34533206
They use normie instead of normalfag
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I thought normalfags were the ones with shit taste
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>>34533259
>brotherhood
>good

>b-but it follows the manga more closely!

doesn't matter
the original series took a mediocre story and made it better

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I WANT A GF I'M SO LONELY PLEASE I WANT A GF I WILL KILL MYSELF

Does any fembot want to be my girlfriend? I will love you and care about you and always see the good in you, you will be the most important person in my life for me.

I'm 20 years old and not fat. My hobbies are browsing the Internet, playing vidya and watching Anime/reading manga. I know that's boring, but I'm trying to improve.

I'm really lonely, I just want to love someone and I expect nothing but a little love back in return.
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>>34533184
>I'm trying to improve.
start by not being a tripfag. then continue by jumping off a fucking cliff for tripfagging in the first place.
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cmon, g-g-give him a chance fembots....
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>>34533184
You're just 20, you'll find a gf have you tried dating anyone from your campus?

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/hmm/ Post some images that give you a solid "Hmm"
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I have so many of these images.
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classic hmm

100% original fuck
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>>34533158
You gotta wonder how someone managed to do that

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Ive been seeing these guys faces posted lately. Seem to be prominent figures I should know about.

can anyone give me a quick rundown on these people
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>>34533111
How about you just reverse image your pic, and read the wiki, instead of wasting a non topic thread space YOU DUMB FUCK!
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Q U I C K R U N D O W N

Original moments
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>>34533150
Cmon man namsayin just a quick rundown respect the trips man

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Why do feminist and sjws like Islam but hate Christianity? In most Islamic countries most of these sjws would be murdered in public
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>>34533083
As Lenin would say. They are useful idiots. They can't think for themselves and support whatever people tell them to support.
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>>34533083
>Why do feminist and sjws like Islam but hate Christianity?
To spite christians/catholics/etc.

that's literally it.

In their minds
>Christendom ---> white ----> bad
>Islam ----> not white ---> not bad
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Women crave being raped.

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>post in thread
>thread dies

every time
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>>34533078
Does it for me too.

Somehow this only happens to me on this board, too.

>inb4 ive just killed this thread
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I'm replying so the other anon doesn't have to feel bad if this does die
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>create thread
>intelligent discussion ensues
>someone claiming to be biologically female appears
>thread becomes contact-swapping shitfest
Every fucking time.

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Share your most recent or most humiliating seemingly unnecessary moment of autistic outrage over something related to technology.

>pic related
>Captcha is not convinced anon is human
>Should be flattered
>Attempts /facedesk
>New desk is lower than anon is used to
>Chair fucking flips/rolls out from underneath
>Dives chin first into edge of desk and ends up on floor.
Damage report: Chin in pain and somehow pulled a muscle in upper back.
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There were no street signs in the images you selected on the left
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>>34533004
the boxes on the left don't have street signs
the little slivers don't count
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>>34533067
Pic related is a recreation of captcha's daily disagreement with me. Clearly, part of the signs are in the selected regions.

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>Ex messages me
>asks how I'm doing
>Open up to her
>Told her that I'm depressed and started therapy
>Hasn't replied
Why do they do this?
>Hasn't replied and blocked me
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>>34532995
I honestly don't know, OP.

I guess she wanted to feed her ego or something.

Did you guys end the relationship in bad terms?
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She's guilty because she probably knows she contributed to your current condition.
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>>34532995
You fell for the "women don't hate men with emotions" meme.

Women, ALL WOMEN, literally, LITERALLY, L I T E R A L L Y hate men who express any emotion that isn't "I want sum fuk" and "me hungry"

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Is Barron a robot or a Chad?
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>>34532957
He's gonna be a 7' tall millionaire autist
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>>34532957
he is a slav

they're in a category of their own
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he's a closet furry who just wants to manage his minecraft server

leave him alone :(

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