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women are just the worst mothers
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I dunno, I feel like a tranny mom would molest their kids or make them go on marches all day.
I've never seen a tranny mom in action though, I was born in the nineties before half the population was convinced to mutilate their genitals, so what do I know?
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>>34566836
I think this is a tranny mom, I can't remember
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>>34566663
Women are only the worse of the two parents because of how stupid women innately are. The love for their child is probably higher though.

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Wallpaper Thred: Please share your wallpapers, be they PC or phone.
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>>34566491
thread***

(Dont mute me) (no more) (what is mute?)
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>>34566491
>>wg

oregano
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Hello is this the aboriginal desktop thread?

>You're a virgin anon and you're how old?You're joking! Everyone loses their virginity by the end of high school!
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>"Sorry dads. I was too busy charming my ultimate 2D waifu"
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>>34566459
>telling girls you're a virgin
>there's people who do this
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i lost it to 2D women

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God damn it here we go again. I was able to avoid r9k for a month I almost strated to forget her. And today I thought it was a good idea to stalk her through the internet. God this facebook pages and instagram with hundreds of followers and friends... they make me feel so alien. Why am I so different? why am I so little... and the worst part is that she keeps seeming to be interested. Should I just interrogate her and be clear to get an actual no.

Feels thread, explain me your misery it is easy to carry if you take it out.
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I'm 20 and I genuinely never met someone I'm deeply interested in, everyone just seems too .. shallow.

I feel so lonely
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I tried to kill myself just now.
I went up to my university's parking deck, and planned to jump over and faceplant.
When I got up there, I took a look at the ledge, and looked down.
I then thought of my family, my mom, dad, little sister, and my grandma.
I then thought, "Why should I care what they think when i'm dead? Not like i'll be there."
But a piece of me, even as tiny as it was said "No."
I continued to look over the ledge, in a trance, looking at the bottom of it, thinking of all the fun times we had together, and I paired that with the thoughts of them reacting to the news that I would be dead.
I then realized that, no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't bring myself to get on the ledge and fall.
Almost my entire being said, "You can stop it all right here, it's so easy," but I didn't.
I'm in my dorm room now, crying like a bitch. Thanks for reading, I hope you robots are doing better than I am.
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>>34567600
Well make it thru

You guys are virgins because you don't have an iPhone

Girls will not have sex with anyone that uses Android, sorry to break it to you.
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Jokes on you, I use Windows Phone.
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go back to shilling on /g/ or /fa/
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>>34566412
Go fuck yourself OP, I was getting my hopes up

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Why do people get married? I never want to, i don't see the point.

It kinda makes sense if you are religious i guess but otherwise there seems no advantages

>Costs a fortune to have a wedding
>If you get a divorce, that costs, and you'll prob lose half your shit
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>>34566400
Your both points are false.
There are ways to be married without expenses and marriage contracts preventing ripoff
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>>34566434

Well you could just go to the office lel but 99% of women will want a big special day so everyone gives them attention.

And most people lose shit in divorce.

How does marriage prevent ripoff? As long you have seperate bank accounts i dont see how that would happen.
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No man in their right mind would do it unless these feminist laws are fixed. This is shown by drastically decreased rates of marriage.

Have children and stay together for life (good luck doing this with modern women), but never enter into the legal contract of marriage.

>>34566434
You're right about the first part, however not the second.

A judge can choose to nullify a prenup, and there's some things a prenup can't protect against. You can't just say "I keep all my money and get custody of the kids" in a prenup.

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Why is Reddit so communist?
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>>34566374
fuck leddit

It's a normalfag shithole
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That's actually true.

/pol/ constantly uses communist as an insult when they don't actually no what it is.

99% of the times I've heard the word communism used, the person did not even understand the basic concept of what it is.

In a communist society THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS:

- Money
- Government
- Borders

If it has any of these 3 things, it is NOT communist. Ironically people often uses communist to refer to a state with an oppressive government, even though in communism there is no state.

The USSR was not communist.

China is not communist.

A good example of a communist society would be pre-colonial Native American tribes, or most ancient hunter-gatherer tribes.
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>>34566579
>no what it is

Please excuse embarrassing typo.

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Y-you'd never hit me anon. Right..?
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>>34566370
of course not

original
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>>34566370
I'm gonna smack the shit out of you, slutbot!
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>>34566370
Nah...no of course not

On a serious note is this an actual fear that woman have ? Because I've actually been asked this on several occasions.

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Is it beta to not shave the parts circled in the photo
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>>34566301
Yuck. It's definitely more hygienic to do so
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You are a slob if you don't, and being a slob is quite beta-ish.
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Its beta to shave at all

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Are we all gonna make it?

1) I have started no-fap.
2) I meditate daily.
3) I'm lifting and using exercise bike.
4) I'm searching for a waifu.

I want to be content with myself, I want the pain, sadness and anxiety to be gone.
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>>34566177
how long have you been on no-fap and meditating? any benefits so far?
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>>34566177
Dude you should drink some Ayahuasca vine only brew. Light MAOi is the literal cure for those feels
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>>34566233
About a week.

no benefits from the no-fap so far, I heard it takes 90 days for shit to get real.

The meditation is bringing out some issues and negativity in me, I read that this might happen so I'm trying to get through it, hopefully after enough time I will pass through them.

>>34566235
Never heard of it, where might I find this in the UK?

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>tfw never felt a vagina

Don't worry, I got your back. You too can experience vaginas, without even needing a girlfriend.

1. The vaginal lubricant is called squalene, and its also found in shark livers.
2. Vaginas have the same pH balance requirement as a peach - 4.3-4.5
3. The inside of your cheek is made of the same tissue as the inside of your vagina

So get the ingredients, and get a-working creating your own realistic vagina to experience!!
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>>34566148
>get squalene from shark liver
>put in mouth
>squeeze peach into mouth
>try to fuck my mouth
>dick cant reach too small

WHY IS LIFE SO HARD?
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>>34566201
ahaha just have sex man haha
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>>34566148
Explain more op im confused

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Has anyone here with a tranny fetish ever acted out their fantasy/fetish? Is the reality of it as good as fantasizing about those tempting trannies? And don't give me that "trannies are people, not fetishes" speech. My fetishes are my fetishes! So back the FUCK OFF. I'm a proud tranny chaser.
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I'm a tranny and the few people who have had sex with me have wanted to have sex with me again after so it can't be that bad.
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Fucking another man in a wig makes you gay
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>>34566112
Can confirm. They want to fuck me again to the point where they get obsessive.

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Can any robot help me with my jealousy issues?
>be me
>have bf
>anytime any female speaks to him receive immediate homicidal thoughts
Please help one of his best friends is female and i actually want to kill her.
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>>34566065
kill yourself you psycho roastie
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>>34566065
Tits or gtfo.
You think i give a fk about your shitty life with no tits pic ? Go fk yourself.
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Normal behavior, just learn to control your feelings better.

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alcoholic here. Doctor says if I dont stop My liver will fail me within the next few months. I find that I can't function during the day unless I've had drink the previous night and will have drink after work in the afternoons. I've tried avoiding the issue by eating more healthily and lifting to make myself feel better but cant kick the booze. The past four weeks Ive been smoking cannabis instead and it works well makes me appreciate what I'm doing like being drunk does but I burn through 200euros a week on this and barely have money for food.

Saw doctor again yesterday and asked if I could get by by giving my liver a rest like this every few months and then starting up drinking again and he told me the liver doesnt heal that way and that it will still rapidly deteriorate.

I've come to terms with the fact that I have substance abuse problem addiction and that I might have a mental illness like depression but alcoholic programs dont work on me ,theyre not aimed at virgin losers who cant romance girls wandering aimlessly in life.


side story my uncle who lives in canada that I love very much just died from multiple organ failures from being in life-threatening state of alcoholism for probably 1 years now. I attended his funeral in toronto and whole family was awkward as fuck around me and their son because we both are also in danger zone.


sorry the blogpost, any tips fellas? also feel free to share your stories and ask for help
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>>34565934
Doctors can prescribe benzodiazepines which act on the same Gaba receptors so as to ease your withdrawals and toxicity of your liver. Maybe look into that,
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My dad almost died from alcohol abuse - I saw him in intensive care when his liver failed. Look for an alcoholics anonymous group and go there. That's what my dad does these days.
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You're a selfish cunt who deserves to die painfully. Don't breed.

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Who here /schizoid/ masterrace?

>solitary (not lonely)
>able to socialize but don't really get attached to others
>able to go outside and do activities on your own (solo world traveler)
>able to devote oneself to studies/hobbies/interests
>carefree view on life and having a personality attracts people to you

Why not come and take the black pill and leave the rest of the world behind?
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>>34565870
Schizoid is just a meme disorder. A "true" 10/10 schizoid is nothing but a vegetable. Might as well have a lobotomy.

Psychiatry is a meme. Anyone can be schizoid. There's even a "secret schizoid" sub-type, like yourself, which pretty much proves that the diagnosis has lost its meaning.
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I realized it not too long ago.

Good job, own home, enough money, /fit/, fun productive hobbies. No real friends tho.
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>>34565870
>>34566037

What are the symptoms of being schizoid? Are you like that guy in that beautiful mind movie?

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