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>tfw never felt a vagina
Don't worry, I got your back. You too can experience vaginas, without even needing a girlfriend.
1. The vaginal lubricant is called squalene, and its also found in shark livers.
2. Vaginas have the same pH balance requirement as a peach - 4.3-4.5
3. The inside of your cheek is made of the same tissue as the inside of your vagina
So get the ingredients, and get a-working creating your own realistic vagina to experience!!
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>>34566148
>get squalene from shark liver
>put in mouth
>squeeze peach into mouth
>try to fuck my mouth
>dick cant reach too small
WHY IS LIFE SO HARD?
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>>34566201
ahaha just have sex man haha
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>>34566148
Explain more op im confused
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>>34566215
Cut a piece from your face, add fish liver and peach jam and fuck it.
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>>34566237
Why not cut a piece from someone elses face
Scenario:
>date with cheeky girl
>almost reach point of sex but too awkward because you only have shark liver and a single peach in your fridge
>drug her
>cut her cheeks off when she's sleeping
>put the ingredients of cheeks + squaline + peach together and fuck it
>put the cheekless girl in the trash bin outside or something?
Having sex is amazing.
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>>34566148
>your vagina
I know all of you guys want to be girls or traps or whatever the fuck but is no one going to point this out?
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>>34566392
He probably copy pasted vagina facts from some shit cunt site
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>>34566425
... maybe I did. What of it?
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