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>>34623243
I hugged my chair a while back but it didnt feel right

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>come home from work
>grab leash and begin to head out to the backyard to walk my dog
>remember that he's been dead for a month
this is the 3rd time it's happened

>>34623265
It will never feel "right"
It just feels better.

I only know bits of C and I hate programming anyway, go away.

Python's a scripting language, not a programming language, you insipid bitch.

>go home
>get on computer
>post on internet wondering why girls aren't attracted to me

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Superior k/g/f coming through.

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>>34623149
>tfw no Gondola friend to cuddle with at night
>tfw no Gondola friend to go observing with

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I want to drink with Gondola

>>34623149
I do not fucking understand this meme at all. Like not at all. Someone want to explain this shit to me?

>>34623081
If you're asking /r9k/ for help that's a bad sign

Where did you find the slut in question?

>>34623101
Where else do I ask? My friends are all at different universities, and I have no friends in this town (I moved here recently).

>>34623050
I wouldn't mind having an /r9k/ gf if she had aspergers

alcoholism is a dealbreaker though

>>34623050

Did the same thing for a long time but then you realize they're all extremely normal and basically they just come here ironically for fun or something. Some may have a small degree of mental issues but women cannot suffer the same crushing loneliness that men face.

>>34623067
all but one r9k girl i've spoken to have been alcoholics or at least borderline alcoholic. The one that wasn't was very autistic and couldn't deal with the taste of alcohol

"Hot hot hot" chants ainsly "hot and Spicey" he whispers under his breathe, ready to pull out his 12 inch snek benis

"HOT" the black station shreaks as he begins mounting the white morsal

Ansly for that was his title put his snerk poonus into the willing mouth of the spicey mistress, her tongue covered in Tabasco. "Aghhh" Ansley cried! "TOO HOT AND TOO S P I C E Y

>>34622937
fuck i would love to have that tonight after i finish these squats

did you fuck it

>>34622937
those are walnuts

>>34622913
Sick pic

No different from any other Friday night .

She's actually fucking a 5'8" guy named Gil. Not joking.

A man should get whatever haircut he wants.

Who gives a fuck about this normalfag shit, fuck off to /fa/ you massive queer.

>>34622901
good thing that's what I get. Although I don't spike the front up like a little girl.

>>34622881
Western media teaches girls to love themselves no matter what from an early age. A girl can be fat and bitchy but she'll still think she's a 10/10 because anyone who says she isn't is a misoigionist.

This and many other elements of a woman's life clearly illustrate that women live life on easy mode.

I don't think that the answer here is that we should all just be as nasty and abusive to each other as possible. I'm not really satisfied with the idea that once we are all debased and rolling in the shit together we will at least be equal.

But you are correct, it is with zero doubt a double standard in our culture.

>>34622881
The thing about beef curtains is that they actually feel good on your dick and almost any problem with woman's vagina being too large or too small can be solved with simple exercises, where as if your dick is too small it's just too small, there isn't much you can do about it.

A woman with the ugliest vagina can be the best fuck of your life.

>>34622878

No. She's more of an attention whore just in a different kind of way.

no she's just exploiting a market

>>34622878
No. She's just riding the "LE SJWs ARE THE WORST! UGH!!!" band-wagon. It's the flavor of the year.

I hardly want to date non single mothers what do you think

>>34622801
A cuck always gonna be there for a stupid woman like that

>>34622801
>would you date this girl once she becomes the single mother of a brown man's child?

I don't care about the race of the child, but her decisions which resulted in her becoming a single mother are clearly not the best.

I wouldn't have dated someone like that before and I would not after.

i listen to music and smoke weed 24/7 so im chillin

I'm holding on I guess. Just holding on to a miserable hell.

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just a few more months

>>34622672

Woah. Wtf. I thought this video was clearly in reference to Saint Elliot. But it was made BEFORE hand. wtf.

My mind is blown.

This one is in reference to Elliot though.

https://youtu.be/-aTLXLhhavQ

There's lyrics included too.

>>34623007
>I wanna suck elliot rodger's dick tho
>n-no homo
lel

>>34622660
Do you ever wonder about what forces bind us to this mortal coil? What puts us here to suffer? To love? To grow old and die? Do you ever wonder why we're still here? Or maybe if we're even actually here? It's musings like this that keep me awake at night...They scare me. But, however, they comfort me. It all seems a little reassuring, actually. That there are still great mysteries in this world. That I can still look out into the great expanse and ask "Why?".

haha that peepee looks like poopie

>>34622660
Can I get a source famalamadingdong?