I'm actually going on a date tomorrow lads- how do I not

>>34623081
If you're asking /r9k/ for help that's a bad sign

Where did you find the slut in question?

>>34623101
Where else do I ask? My friends are all at different universities, and I have no friends in this town (I moved here recently).

>>34623081
Just b urself

oregoniginial

>>34623116
At the library. She was working there and we started chatting.

>>34623139
What is her library function?

>>34623081
>How do I not screw this up?
you will screw it up

Trite I know, but your best bet really is just to be yourself. Haha, I know. Don't act like a complete jackass, but things aren't going to work out long run if you need to substantially modify your behavior. Just talk normally and casually. Have a drink or two to take the edge off. Any detailed advice that you receive on here is going to derail you.

>>34623157
She's a shelver. We're both in university, and it's her part time job.

>>34623139
OP bring out some Shakespeare quotes. If she works in a library then she will love these

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>>34623081
>She's pretty, well read, a good musician, introverted, and has similar politics

gee i wonder what those politics are

>>34623185
do not do this opie

>>34623185
She mainly likes Hamlet, and that's a bit scarce on the ground for romantic quotes.

>>34623210
Centrist, actually.

>>34623081
>No previous boyfriend

Just wait..


Exactly what planet do you think we are on sepaintachi

>>34623210
>well read

obviously she's going to be left wing

>>34623250
this
trap or slut 2bh op

>>34623250
She literally doesn't. We've been chatting a lot online, and she's quite open about the fact that she's a virgin by choice, as she doesn't want to lose it to someone who doesn't respect her.

>>34623251
How does reading make one left wing?

>>34623227
Ahh, Hamlet, what a play! You can bring out this line of dialog:
Ophelia:
>'Tis brief, my lord.
Hamlet:
>as woman's love

>>34623250
>>34623287
I would add that she moved around a lot during high school (we're both first year university students-18) and thus didn't have time to really find a boyfriend who she respected and who respected her.

>>34623322
I'm sure that'll work...

>>34623081
Don't be extra romantic or douchey. Have a couple drinks about an hour before the date and make sure to talk in a relaxed state. Read How to Win Friends and Influence People for a detailed "guide", but show genuine interest in her and ask questions about the stuff she really cares about.
Play off your strengths. DON'T try to "fix" your weaknesses, that requires genuine change that won't happen on the date. If your sense of humor is bad, don't force jokes. If you're not particularly smooth, don't try.

>>34623289
>Believing what women say

I just don't buy it because unicorns don't exist. Just donkey's with plungers on their heads.

>>34623350
You could always try when Hamlet tells Ophelia to "get thee to a nunnery" line

>>34623356
Also forgot to add: plan to do a bunch of different stuff with little surprises in each part (e.g. Art gallery -> dinner -> nighttime walk)
>>34623227
DO NOT fucking use quotes, that shit is just begging for her to find you stupid

The most important part is to act like all of it is normal no matter how autistic you think you are. If it feels like you're forcing something other than acting calm, don't do it.

>>34623533
My current gf loved when I brought out Shakespeare quotes on our first couple of dates. She thought the Romeo and Juliet ones were romantic

>>34623632
Then she's in the minority. I'm not saying it isn't thoughtful, I'm saying it's unlikely she'll enjoy jt

>>34623360
Look, can't you let me be happy that I've finally found a girl without spewing your own bitterness?

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>>34623124
>>34623335
>18
>friends
>going on a date

OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

in all seriousness, you don't belong here
you're a well adjusted person who has plenty of time to make a bright future for yourself and all the potential in the world

>>34623732
Well, thanks? I just need some pointers to calm the fuck down, because I really like this girl and want it to work.

>>34623081
How long ago did you meet her?

>>34623806
About a month ago, when I first moved (I always check out the library when I go to a place).

Why?

>>34623695
Dude.. I've got no problem with what you are doing at all.. its just better not to be naive.

Giving people a hard time is what I do best, but there's some truth to it.

Plus im dead inside

>>34623784
Seriously, get the fuck out of here
You're a normie there's nothing here for you

>>34623835
I'm not naive. She's genuine-non sluts do exist, and we are 18.

>>34623732
just jerk off.. it won't help you

but it will satiate you, if only for a moment

>>34623850
Ok..

I was 18 once too, and I used to believe in fairy tales

Then I was shown otherwise.

>>34623335
>didn't have time to really find a boyfriend who she respected and who respected her.

>implying women give a flying fuck whether Chad respects her before allowing his weiner to enter her

>>34623948
Self-conscious women do

>>34623900
Let me add this point as well

>Many many many many many many many many many many many many times

>>34623850
Well OP heres what I can tell you..

When you are on your date just keep thinking about putting your finger in her butthole..

God I loved doing that with my ex.. what a crazy whore that girl was

>>34623948
Look, I don't hate women. I don't need all this pseudo sociology stuff. I just want to know how to not fuck up this date.

Wank before

>>34624134
This>>34624096


Use the force OP, and what I mean just think how warm wet and tight her pussy is going to be

You won't fail

>>34623251
most libs dont read books lmao. at most, they read for class or work. centrists are mainly non-fiction readers or women desu.

>>34624208
I do read non fiction, but I've also read a good percentage of the western canon, and so has she.

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>>34623251
>reading how once great civilization and culture was.
>Still engaging in degenerate leftard thinking.

sURE NIGGER

>>34624317
Or it makes you realise that everything you know has come before and therefore it is pointless to take a political side.

what instrument does she play my nigga

>>34624576
Saxophone, cello, piano and bass.

>>34624612
Fuck bro, that's edgy, i'm currently interested in a clarinet player

but my advice would be talk about things she likes, and ask more questions than spend time talking about yourself, you got this.

>>34623081
Yolo, my man. Just go and play Scrabble with her. She's just as nervous as you are if she never had a bf. Stop planning for the unexpected.