Yet again made another robot cry baby tears.
>>34625843
sort your life out
>>34625892
But I'm a NEET why do that
>>34625843
Does this song play in your head when you make a robot cry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY
>tfw no saturday bf
>>34625729
>tfw no beta orbiters to give you attention
>tfw no every day bf
>>34625729
I'm genuinely surprised you haven't used that before
Do you do drugs? oregami
>>34625704
no my psyche is way too frail for drugs, I kinda envy those who can smoke weed etc without it being a big deal
i took an aspirin like 30 minutes ago does this count?
>>34625704
Daily. Sometimes too much, sometimes not enough, but daily.
Would you date a weeaboo black girl, /r9k/?
>>34625670
Yes, but she wouldn't date me because I'mspixicanand she wants Chad WASPcock
source: all the people who talk about this illustrious "Bebe", a supposed black weeb who spams these types of threads on /r9k/ all day long
>>34625670
I would never talk to a black girl first but if she was hitting on me, yes, I would date a black weeaboo girl (female).
>>34625670
How black are we talking?
If she acts like a hood rat, then absolutely not. Mild-mannered/well-behaved, however, is another story entirely.
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT
I mean really? Also if you are Gay you are not a robot, you can have sex anytime and that makes you as degernate and mindless as any roastie whore
Fuck you all, this board is for KISSLESS, HANDHOLDLESS, VIRGINS only
SO GET THE FUCK OUT
>>34625601
I actually told all my gay friends this board was pretty cool for gay people. A lot of them started to use it.
>>34626071
I bet they get all the men they want
GOD DAMN KILL ME JESUS
>Fuck you all, this board is for KISSLESS, HANDHOLDLESS, VIRGINS only
Didn't know that was a rule
You try to find that special personSomeone you can be withSomeone you can touchSomeone you can talk toSomeone you wont feel so strange around
And you found that they don't really exist..
Yeah.. I think i know you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tectqamOkc
>>34625592
The hours, days, weekends
Ah, the weekend nights alone
Where were you?
In the basement?
In the attic?
In your room?
Just to have a place to put yourself
Just to have a way to get away from them
A chance to get away from the ones that made you feel
so strange and ill at ease inside yourself
>someone you won't feel so strange around
Fuck that hits home
give me your best feels guy
>feels guy
>>>/r/eddit
>tfw hungry and broke
>>34625551
nice trips.
>feels guy.
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU NORMIE FAGGOT STOP POLLUTING THIS BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mfw you guys sure do complain alot.
I just don't understand why you guys want a gf so damn badly. Your extreme desperation just comes across as immaturity to me. Maybe it's just because I'm older than the average poster here but I just don't understand that kind of sexual thirst anymore. And hey, I don't mean to judge here, I'm a 27yo kv myself, believe me, I know, our lives fucking suck. But I can't help but think that in a few more years, when you get to your mid-to-late twenties, you're going to develop alot more maturity and you'll realize you don't want a gf, like me.
All you need is a small dose of spiritual experience, some MGTOW philosophy, and you'd be CURED! That's what did it for me, give me some good Joseph Campbell books and seminars, some Buddhist documentaries, some good Sandman videos, and an onahole and I'll be happy for the rest of my life. No gf needed.
>>34625518
>I just don't understand why you guys want a gf so damn badly
I don't, what makes you think this?
I want a bf
>>34625538
will you take a bf who gobbles estrogen?
>>34625518
Honestly for me I don't really want a gf in the long run. I just use this site to vent out any lonliness I have so I can be normal. Then again, i'm not one of those robots posts >tfw no gf
everywhere so Idk.
>girl makes fun of me a lot (hairstyle, clothing, personal stuff)
>shits on me constantly
>makes fun of me for being single
>when we go out with friends drinking, i catch her looking at me
>pulls me out of my seat to dance with her
>bumps into me a lot when sitting down
>gets shitfaced and locks arms with me on the rides home
>kissed me on the cheek/lip twice one night when she was really fucked up
i don't want to assume anything because it's never worked out in my favor. I don't know what to make of this.
>I don't know what to make of this
You should go to >>>/adv/, that's what
she may be attracted to your social status.
is this the first time you went out together along with your social circle?
>>34625511
oops
>was*
>early morning
>taking the ICE (german highspeed train)
>listen to music, sunrise looks beautiful, overall comfy af
>couple in their 40s come over and tell me I'm sitting on their places
>train is almost completely empty
>made to get up and move exactly one row behind them
You can't make this shit up
>>34625469
Why were you sitting in their seats you fucking retard?
>>34625528
Because I entered the train before them and there is no way to tell if a seat is reserved or not
>>34625602
Your ticket says what seat is yours, does it not?
>that kid who moved 8th grade and didn't stay in a HS for more than a year
>that kid who could walk into a crowded room and never be acknowledged as more than a ghost
>that kid who never got texted first, and would often never get texted back
>that kid who paid for every group excursion and set it all up so he would be invited
>that kid who hated humanity so much he joined online school and worked his ass off
>that kid who went into college and fucking blew the top off anyone else
>that kid who had aspergers but was insanely smart
>that kid who would never be recognized, except when he had something to give
>that kid who couldn't make friends
>that kid who graduated college with honors and now lives a comfy 100k/year lifestyle
>that kid who blew off his oneitis when he saw her on the street with a GED
it's not always over, /r9k/. Just try a little harder and accept that you can never be perfect like chad, but that you can rise above chad and spit in his face when he's making you your coffee in the morning.
This isn't a that kid thread this is just you, you stupid faggot
>>34625441
it's a /that kid/ thread and bit of advice for anyone who needs to know that they can make it. I know quite a few robots like myself who've experience similar circumstances as these apart from the college part.
>that kid that starts a "that kid thread" but only talks about how he's a friendless loser who could somehow apply himself in school but not socially and believes he's better than other people for some reason
Fuck that kid.
Are there actually any losers left on this board? Where are my 20+ KHV anons?
They have all gone my friend. Only normies and roasties here now
22, right here.. and it bothers me everyday.
Reporting in.
Look on the bright side, robot. It seems like a lot of the old annoying tripfags fucked off.
Story thread. I'll start with how I got suspended from school.
>Be me
>Freshman year.
>Moved to a new town. Parents too poor to get internet or anything for me to use Internet on outside the house.
>Constantly use school computers
>I've gone almost 5 months without any porn.
>Get gr8 idea.
>I'll use Twitter/Tumblr to get access to FAP material without triggering the block system.
>Works.jpg.
>No one in the library. I feel safe.
>Search for some Loli porn while everyone is away.
Cont
>>34625322
Op jerked off and was that weird kid who jerked off in the library
/thread
>>34625348
No it's more autistic than that
>Find a profile with top tier shit
>I mean this shit put pomf pomf to shame.
>Mentally nut on sight. Thinking I need to keep this somehow
>No phone, no laptop, no way to digitally store this and see it
>Get another great idea.
>Decide to make a Loli hentai power point.
>My idea was to save it as a document so I could come back to it.
>It worked for a few days but I needed more.
>So desperate I decide to print my Loli porn on the school printer
>Actually fucking do this.
>Kid walks by. Sees my screen.
>"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!"
>bringmedeath.jpg
>Librarian is concern. I instantly close document and run out with pics hugged to my chest
>Get home. Terror stricken through me.
>Not sure what's gonna happen next
2/3 mates.
>decided to print it out
OP ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
Who /fucking dumb/ here
My head literally starts hurting if I think too hard
that's all your brain cells working REALLY hard and they work so hard they start hurtin' keep it up op you're gonna be great one day
>>34625315
stop trying to steal my thread fag
tfw you failed college algebra 3 times
So now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that /mu/ is a fucking cesspool? I'm done with that board, most of its users are trash-tier.
So, /r9k/, what are you guys listening to tonight and/or what are your best recent musical finds?
Also post favorite genres, or favorite tracks/albums/bands of all time, if that's your thing; I'm just feeling lonely, and I want some new music, and some friendly conversation to hopefully distract myself for a few hours before I force myself to sleep.
I'm listening to pic related, Meditations by Witch In Her Tomb (pretty good black metal from last year)
i only listen to eurobeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkM_1G6KviU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ZAwhK3Ig4
>>34625311
I only listen to partrician music. XdD
https://youtu.be/jgNvzc-ZdME
I'm listening to Melanie Martinez because I have the taste of a teenage girl despite being a 26 year old male.