CYOA Discussion

Everyone chill out Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDFP_MbvyGc

JAD is perfect at being shit.

>>26019538
>everyone chill out edition
I live in hope, OP.

we need a breeding or a herding quest, or maybe an estrus quest where a mare tries to go about her life during estrus season without getting rutted and ruining her future.

>>26019550
No. We're not going to shitpost this time. For once we're going to be goddamn adults and actually talk about quests and shit.

>>26019578
and hell will freeze over and pigs will fly and muslims will stop blowing themselves up.

>>26019538
Fuck you, you can't tell me what to do.

>>26019578

I don't know about that. I think today's theme is:
> Handsome mares.
>Or.
> Pretty stallions.

>>26019592
Damn it, that doesn't mean we can't try.

>>26019368
Does speed have magic spunk?

On that note what other stallions have branded semen?

We've got speedy spunk, steely custard, blitz's baby batter, and who else?

Gar's White supremacy?

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>last thread

>>26019632
Should we name mare fluids also, anon?

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nth for Urban Survival is the Evangelion of CYOA

Anyway, has there been any quests that have pulled off killing a Party Member or NPC that was sad instead of being frustrating? The only one I can think of is that moment in Aura Quest towards the beginning.

>>26019572
fuck bitches get money quest yeah! starring bulk biceps

>>26019652
actually keep fucking dies fuck something

>>26019652
>Maybe hate bat cucks
Well okay then.

>>26019654
>Easy's spice
>Nightlight's mango juice

>>26019652
Goddamn, I'm feeling something looking at this. It's like a wordcloud for the abstract feeling of existential despair.

>>26019652
hate thread quest forever

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>>26019538
dat song

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>>25996685
Time for more rooty tooty point and shooty

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I'd like to see a quest where we become a necromancer in order to over throw certain higher powers in charge

>>26019652
well, fuck

>>26019652
club shitposting fucking thread still lol

>>26019712
>necro-quest

>>26019652
>JAD players diagram every thing
>just post, still time
>fucking stream get really shit

>>26019712
sounds dumb

>>26019730
why not neggro quest

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>>26019712
I'd love to see a lichpony quest.
>pic related

>>26019745
fried chicken, watermellon, and purple drank quest!

I want to see a quest where the QM plans literally nothing. The players design a pony, drop them off wherever, and just fucking run with it.

>>26019744
Fuck you and your dubs

No, we're being civil this time.

>>26019744
You, tell him why you think it's dumb. Explain your position.

>>26019775
You, respect the dubs.

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>>26019730
I miss nobby and that little necro pone

>>26019774
There's already quite a few quests like that. Even though my quest is kinda srs I tended to improv a lot of the events or characters right on the spot

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Here goes some shitty playtesting for an hour or 2. Sorry for my shitty phone cam

>You are a tiny pony
>A very tiny pony
>And right now you are standing on top of your housemates table
>Next to the house key that your friend forgot while leaving the house
>You decided to bring it to her, she said to be off to the market
>What will tiny pony do?

>>26019774
Sounds like Don't Fuck Up.

>>26019774
The Nine Lands went off largely like that. There really wasn't a plot, I just made it up as players gave input.

>>26019853
Which was GLORIOUS.

>>26019845
Aquire rubber band to strap it to your back.

>>26019774
If it really is fully frestyle, believe me, it won't work out. I tried

>>26019864
Rubber bands are probably in a drawer. Are we strong enough to open drawers?

>>26019875
Eight years of DMing experience tell me that unplanned freeform can work just fine.

>>26019774
Those tend to suck. There's been half a dozen since DFU and they all failed. You have to have a certain type of QM that can make funny and create a story on the fly.

Don't Fuck Up is perfect

>>26019774
>What is every pony's quest ever?

>>26019901
This, to be honest

>>26019685
>mango juice
Anon please
I prefer nightlights moonshine

>>26019845
>>26019889
Use the key as a wedge to open the drawer

>>26019892
This, as a DM, I find it best to only come up with a rough outline and fill it in as you go along. The only part of my quest I really worked out prior to running was the back story, and even then I made some changes as the quest went along. It takes a lot of care to do something complex, which is why silly quests may be best suited for it.

>>26019901
I agree with you, but the usage of the present tense combined with the choice of "perfect" as the adjective makes me worry that you're trying to start a new "JAD is perfect".

But yes, DFU was quite enjoyable.

I'd prefer something that was more structured that a whole improvised thing.
Something with a goal that needs to be reached but doesn't necessarily rail road us to that path.
Allowing for exploration and hijinks with NPC's or side quests

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>"Hey Anon! Did you want to go to the reef today?"

>>26020041
Sure, why not? What's the reef look like?

>>26019845
JUMP

Active threads

SS: >>26001676
M&M: >>25926881
ButtQuest: >>25941092
FIT: >>25995820
Urban Survival: >>25996685
Ground Zero: >>26017454
11-54: >>25975103
SIM: >>25976873
Alchemy: >>25979911
Across the Ocean: >>25985422
Space: >>25901652
JAD: >>25976708

>>26020041
Sorry, I only hang with real characters from real CYOAs.

>>26019934
Levering the drawer open with a key seems like a good idea. Seconded.

>>26020038
I'm fine with goals, but I like them to be really general.

>>26020041
No thank you, but I wish you the best of luck back at your club.

>>26020061
...up and down in celebration of how clever you are for knowing about levers.

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>>26020041
Is your cutie mark a pony standing on its hindlegs cumming?

>>26020041
Ur ugly. Go away

>>26020088
It's coming ink, and yes. That's what they do in secret club.

>>26020041
kill it! kill it with fire!

>>26020088
It's a pony thrusting into a life preserver and cumming
she rescues drowning sailors and has her way with them

so any takers on the don't fuck quest?

>>26020135
no

>>26020135
Yes and yes

>>26020135
I'm down

>>26020135
To play it? Sure.

>>26020135
Sure.

>>26020094
>>26020120
Hey now. Reacting that way to the works of secret club only encourages them. If or when she is in a CYOA you can critique her all you want, but until then just ignore her.

>>26019883
Because he's a faggot who doesn't understand what "dead thread" means.

>>26020135
If you can get it started up within the next 10 minutes I'm up for an hour of a don't fuck up quest

>>26020195
I'm glad to hear it isn't dead.

>>26020150
>>26020154
>>26020167
>>26020170
>>26020187
now we just need to find a good QM to take it up. maybe have a poll to see who would be best for it?
>>26020204
i'm just the guy who came up with the idea.

>>26020226
I thought you were volunteering. That's a shame. Any experienced or first time QMs want to take a shot at this? We can do it here, since the pony and key quest seems to have died out after only one post.

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>>26019864
>Fortunately, the key already has a small string attached to it, making it relatively easy to secure it around your neck
>The key is kinda heavy for a tiny Pony like you and might impair your movement

>>26019934
>>26020074
>Tiny Pony walks back to the edge of the table
>There is unfortunately no drawer around which could be opened using the key
>>26020061
>>26020085
>But still, you are kind of happy that you know about levers
>You are a very clever Pony, you think to yourself

>As you peak down the edge of the table, you are certain a jump down there would result in you being hurt badly
>How would you accomplish your mission if you're hurt or worse?
>Luckily, a clever Pony like you doesn't simply jump down
>But what does a clever pony do?

>>26020253
Not the fastest at drawing, unfortunately

>>26020276
Shimmy down table leg.

>>26020276
Acquire napkin.
Use as parachute.

>>26020276
Table to back of chair.
Back of chair to seat of chair.
Seat of chair to floor.

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>>26020276
Quick happy clever tiny pony

>>26020276
Is little poner a boy or a grill?

>>26020382
yes

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>>26020327
You can do it tiny pony.

I already like Tiny Pony quest.

>>26020404
Second jump will break its legs, third jump will kill it.

>>26020404
wew, already a fanart drawfag

>>26020457
I think the drop from seat to floor might sting a bit, but I doubt it would break anything. Dropping from the chair's arm to the seat would be fine.

>>26020457
Tinyponer weighs a couple of ounces at most. Gravity won't pull it down very strongly, so dropping that far shouldn't hurt it.

Griz is dead.
Now we need a new CYOA baby to take his place.

>>26020322
>>26020326
>>26020327
>Tiny pony needs to get down from this table
>And since tiny pony is clever, tiny pony's first thing is to try and think of a plan
>Using some kind of parachute to fly off the table carefully sounds like a neat idea
>But also quite dangerous. Would a napkin or a piece of paper suffice to safely get down?
>Also, there currently is no napkin on the table, tiny pony's friend usually only puts them down for dinner
>Tiny pony could also shimmy down the table leg, but getting there is not easy as well
>Also, there's the danger of getting a splinter, the table legs are rough
>On the other side of the table is a chair, which tiny pony can try to hop down on. It might be safe enough to land since there is a pillow on the chair

>>26020504
Whoever that is, I don't play their quest. What was it?

>>26020516
>he doesn't know about eugenics quest

>>26020515
We're tiny, light, and we have a pillow to land on. We jump.

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>>26020515
And forgot the pic. Shit

>>26020527
Tiny pony pictures him/herself as a stick figure human. Intriguing.

>>26020515
pillow jump bruh

>>26020527
Check your crotch for a benis or lack of one. determine gender

>>26019712
>>26019761
might be cool
i was disappointed we didn't get to see more Baldwin in Rennequest
i guess you could say that i need someone to scratch my lich

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>>26020526
Also, after landing we should shove the pillow onto the floor so we can use it twice.

>>26020515
Jump to chair. Shimmy down chair leg or push pillow off and land on it.

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>>26020543
>>26020591
>>26020526
>Tiny Pony is taking the leap of faith
>Adrenaline is pumping as the air wooshes past Tiny Pony
>Seconds feel like an eternity to the tiny, flying pony
>Is the pony's life just flashing in front of it's eyes right now?
>>26020608
>Tiny Pony does not feel like determining it's gender right now. There are more pressing matters at hand
...

>>26020705
BRACE FOR IMPACT
PROTECT SNOOTLE

>>26020705
Do a sick roll.

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Blitz nails it again.
>>26020706

>>26020721
This, make sure snootle is protected

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>>26020705
fug

>>26020730
Our snootle will be fine. Do the roll.

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>>26020730
>>26020825
>You attempt a sick roll midair in hopes to lessen the impact force
>>26020743
>>26020721
>>26020705
>You fail to protect your snootle
>And hit the pillow face first
>Even though it was a comparably soft landing, it still stung a bit when you hit the pillow
>Luckily, you don't seem to have hurt much else and your body seems functional
>apart from the occasional drip of crimson red coming from your noise
>Now that you are on the pillow, how do you continue?

>>26020838
cry because of hurt snootle

>>26020838
Cry like the little bitch you are

>>26020838
Push pillow to floor.

>>26020838
Cry

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>>26020811

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I've never seen a Fallout Equestria themed CYOA

>>26020922
Well there are ones, you're just blind.

>>26020922
There are several, but they all seem to be on hiatus or dead.

>>26020922
>ifunny

>>26020958
It's an ok app

>>26020895
This.

>>26020964
>app

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>>26020850
>>26020887
>>26020905
>You consider yourself to be a strong tiny pony
>But even strong ponies like you can have their moments
>Your snout does hurt and you soon see yourself crying a river
>Actually no, it's just a few tears, but still
>You cry for a bit while laying down on the comfy pillow

Last one for tonight, I hope you enjoyed tiny pony adventure so far. If you want, I'll come back to it tomorrow night

>>26021062
get a scanner you fuck

>>26021092
I HAVE a scanner, but I don't wanna fucking walk over 3 rooms anytime I draw shit for a test run. Also, my scanner is loud as fuck and people in this house try to sleep

>>26020964
Off yourself

>>26021120
Figure out how to post it right side up.

>>26020922
4 U
>>26021136

thanks for >>26016543

>>26021327
You're welcome.

>>26021169
I started that tho

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>>26019826

No, fuck that shit. That would fucking kill me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if Necroquest starts up. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.

pls no

>>26021603
You can't stop me anon.
I am going to boop all the CYOApone.

>>26021563
Thanks man, I was hungry.

>>26021603
No, fuck that shit. That would fucking kill me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if anon stops beong such a faggot I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.

>>26021637
the loop

>>26021563
>>26021637
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>26019774
>tfw did this with my first quest
Good times.I shall never be redeemed.

>>26021730
You miserable longeared slack assed motherfucker with a cunt for a mouth, if only you could suck my ass while licking my balls then you would be considered to be half fucking human, but then again you are only the biggest cock sucker in the world with shit for brains and your fat ass is so open from being corned holed that you cannot even see your nose that is so far up the bosses ass that you need to be ejected before he takes a shit you lying no good cheating bastard with shit for brains take a long flying fuck off your ugly bitches pockmarked face while you suck eggs through a straw

herding quest when?

>>26021816
You mean alchemy?

>>26019774
I basically ran Vampony like that until we got to Ponyville.

>>26021824
fuck no

>>26020041

You're a squid now, you're a kid now.

>>26019530

I feel like I need context for that op pic. Is that from sekretclub?

>>26021862
When's it back?

>>26021936
yes

>>26021936
Yeah. Just Driker talking about being at the dentist.
He said he was afraid she'd jam her fist down his throat.

>>26021977
Stop talking about the secret club here!
REEEEEEEEEE

>>26021936
>>26021977
In other words, the epitome of circle-jerking.

Secret club itself confirmed that nothing it does is really related to CYOAs. We don't need to discuss it here.

>>26021994
>People talking about how their day's been going off site is circle jerking
wew

>>26021951
I'm not sure.

I'm trying to draw the OP pic, since I feel like I should make a new one for each thread. I got frustrated with my incompetence though, so that's on hold. I usually just color a decent artist's work and use that, this is the first time I've drawn on my tablet in months.

I've also been busy with IRL stuff. I kinda hoped FrankenAnon or one of the other QM's might come back and run for a while, but I obviously have no input on what they do. At the latest I should be ready by this weekend, but I cannot promise anything.

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>>26022010

>>26022045
It's pretty funny that the joke title is trying to be enforced by a couple austists in the thread instead of anyone actually going to it.

>>26022027
>people circle jerking isn't circle jerking

top kek

so, I have this cyoa-related problem and I hope you could help me with it:
around this time last year, I bought a package of rice wafers, natural flavor. it's been sitting in the back of my pantry ever since and I didn't open it. I like the taste of them, but I was keeping them there in case I ran out of stuff to eat one day, so I'd have them. they expired in july 2015, but as I said, I didn't open the package and they still look pretty good from the outside. but now I'm conflicted. I kinda wanna eat them before they go bad, but I'm scared to open them and find out they're spoiled, but I also don't wanna waste them by opening them while I still have other options. they go well with low-fat curd cheese and some salt, pepper and herbs.

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>>26021977

He was on his phone while the dentist was working on him? Is that allowed? Is his dentist a pony, cause I wouldn't mind having a dentist pony putting something of hers in my mouth.

>>26022027
You're right. Talking about your day off site isn't circle jerking. But talking about talking about your day off site in /cyoa/ is still off topic.

>>26022067
both

>>26022027
You do know circle-jerking isn't a 4chan exclusive thing, right?

>>26022079
Schrödinger's rice wafers?

>>26022029
Fair enough. Take it easy.
And I think it's your show a this point.

>>26022067

Dude. Eat the fucking wafers. That shit doesn't go bad. It's pure sugar.

>>26022080
He thinks talking is equivalent to circle-jerking. There's no real point in trying to reason with him.

>>26022067
Buy a new pack and open them after. That way your stocked.

>>26022045
>>26022062
Nobody is trying to keep secret club a secret. Nobody thinks it is fight club. Nobody.

We just don't want to talk about it because it has nothing to do with cyoas. We don't discuss anonfilly in equestria here for the same reason.

>>26022107
>We don't discuss anonfilly in equestria here for the same reason.
I can't tell if you're trying to be sarcastic or not. That has happened several times.

>>26022107
Then don't talk about it.

>>26022079
>>26022088
I gotta admit, having a package of rice wafers in a quantum superposition in my pantry is kinda comforting in these times.

>>26022094
if so, I'd prefer to keep them for emergencies.

>>26022105
but what if the old package was still okay?

>>26022114
Just because it has been discussed here a few times doesn't mean it belongs here.

>>26022114
It was bitter sarcasm tinged with disgust, because half way through the post I realized I was asking people to stay on topic, which is a fool's errand.

>>26022107

>We don't discuss anonfilly in equestria here for the same reason.

I recall discussing that very topic in here sir. Discussing it almost led to it becoming a cyoa at that. Unfortunately noone took up the mantle.

>>26022132
This conversation reminds me when this very thread started discussing juice
What's the fastest and most efficient way to suicide?

>>26022144
I know. I remember that too, but I think you probably still got what my point was.

Also, nobody is going to base a cyoa after secret club.

>>26022161
Carbomb, you even get qt3.14 s in heaven. Next question

>>26022132
>but what if the old package was still okay?
Then you eat them and enjoy them, and stay safe in the knowledge that there's another packet there if needed.

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>>26022161
fun times. coincidentally, that's pretty much around the time my rice wafers expired. they did so on july 15.

>>26022139
That's always been pointless on 4chan unless you have a majority actively supporting you. As shown right now whining about something just encourages it to be talked about more.

>>26022180
yeah, but that would be a waste of like 89c. or so. not that I couldn't afford it, but I feel like it would have been an unnecessary spending.

>>26022172
Secret club cyoa when?

>>26022161
I dunno but reading these threads is the fastest most efficient way to get someone to start thinking of suicide.

The secret club conversation is bumming me out. I'm jumping ship for the rice cracker one.

Eat the damn crackers, anon. You can always buy more.have a drink too, they can be kind of dry.

This reminds me of the Pinkie Pie thread where everyone spent two hours talking about nothing but pizza.

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>>26022199

>>26022197
Money is for spending anon. Some day you'll reach you're expiry date too, and then it won't do you any good.

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>>26022203
wafers, not crackers. these thingamajigs.

>>26022107
As far as I can tell the only direct impact the secret club has had on CYOA is that theirs more fanart now because every stream eventually turns into CYOA based requests.

Now I agree that there's little point in going 'huehue rikers dentist visit' here, but putting a moretorium on the club as a whole seems like a bad idea. Rather just have the random autists learn what is and isn't transferable between the two.

>>26022224
That's what they are? I haven't had one of those things in forever. If you're not going to eat them, mail them to me. I'll send you the dollar or whatever they cost.

>>26022224
I also just thought about in what marvelous times we live. 20 years ago, it would have been a minor inconvenience, having to explain the difference between rice crackers and rice wafers to someone. now it's just a click away on google. also, why am I not capitalizing the first words in my sentences? I noticed a couple of posts ago, but I kept going to keep up the consistency.

>>26022224
those are rice crackers anon

>>26022249
Now I feel like I have to go back and look for all the posts that match your pattern to see what I can infer about you.

>>26022243
Doubtful. Between Arch and Driker there's two context insensitive autists hanging about that probably won't be able to figure it out.

>>26022224
Those things taste like nothing.
Bland as fuck.

>>26022243
That's... Actually a completely reasonable suggestion. I'm not sure how well we could actually enforce it though.

I will support your position provided secret club also agrees to get a better name.

>>26022273
You can get them with stuff on. The chocolate ones are nice.

>>26022273
Add garlic Cholula to them. It makes everything delicious. Especially pizza.

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>>26022254
they're most certainIy not. pic related are rice crackers.

>>26022245
they're exactly 100g, so weight shouldn't be an issue, but the shape and their brittIeness might be a probIem for overseas delivery. l could send you money for a coupon and you could send me back the doIIar + postage.

>>26022262
to save you the hassIe: >>26022067 this was the first post where l started with this. l usuaIIy capitaIize the first words in sentences. l could have started every sentence with "l" and nobody would have noticed. Just Iike nobody wouId have noticed that aII capitaI i's in this post are Iowercase L's and all the Iowercase L's are capitaI i's.

>>26022273
>>26022293
That's true. Like I said, they go well with low-fat curd cheese and some salt n' pepper and herbs, maybe onions and paprika. The chocolate ones taste like styrofoam with chocolate though. Just like the naturally flavoured ones with low-fat curd cheese and some salt n' pepper and herbs taste like low-fat curd cheese and some salt n' pepper and herbs on styrofoam.

>>26022243
Secret club is fine I just wish they kept their namefaging to the stream.

If you had the chance to sleep with Harvest and there was a 50% you'd be dead come morning, would you still fuck the horsepussy?

>>26022329
I had the computer read your post out loud to confirm that, and you spoke the truth. You madman.

And no. You mail me the whole thing. I'll just crumble them into cereal if they arrive as crumbs.

>>26022366
I don't like sand.

>>26022344
On second thought, I could try eating them some pesto calabrese. Found a glass of that in my pantry. It's about to expire and I wanted to use it up before then.

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>>26022224
That thing looks like fucking styrofoam.

>>26022391
Coincidentally, it also tastes like styrofoam.

>>26022356
So you're fine with secret club as lo

No, what the fuck am I doing? I said I was leaving this discussion for the rice wafers and I meant it. No more secret club discussion.

>>26022372
>>26022389
I approve of your repost to change a single word, anon. Grammar is important.

>>26022356
Who's name fagging here?

>>26022406
I actually changed one and deleted another. I wrote "they're about to go expire", because I was about to write "they're about to go extinct" at first, because it's kinda late and then changed what I was writing halfway through, but - alas - I forgot to delete that stupid "go" in the process. Isn't that the worst? And you always see it right after hitting the "post" button. And with these legacy captchas, there's only such a small chance that you've mistyped the 3 or 4 digits, giving you a second chance to right your wrongdoings.

>>26022421
I think he meant "namedropping."

>>26022435
Understandable.

If you want to try again, you also forgot the word "with" before "some pesto calabrese".

I wonder why I keep coming to this site.

>>26022469
Because your life is empty and this is your only semblance of a social life.

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>the stream robs CYOAG of vital discussion!
kek

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>>26022460
Goddamnit.

>>26022469
I was wondering that myself after the shitposting of the last thread, but then I lowered my expectations, and now I'm having a grand old time discussing rice wafers.

Join us!

>>26022469
You hate the behavior but can't find anywhere else to interact in this manner.

>>26022484
Keep on about it, anon. You're just going to drive more and more of us over to the rice wafer debate.

>>26022483
I can confirm this.

>>26022499
I'd say it's not so much a debate as it is a rice-wafer-based exchange of opinions.

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>>26022514
Hey everyone! Get in here! We're having an extremely civil rice-wafer-based exchange of opinions!

>>26022530
By the way, would have to be "rice-wafer-based" or "rice wafer-based" or "rice wafer based"?

>>26022093
>And I think it's your show at this point.

Yeah, I know...
I kinda fell bad, but I guess it was inevitable that one QM would eventually dominate.
I haven't spoken to FrakenAnon in a while Who, by the way, is a far better writer and more established QM than myself. and I hope comes back. He said he wanted to let me run the whole council meeting thing though.

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What cyoa pones do you want to cum inside?

>>26022592
All of them.

>>26022592
Velvet Violate

>>26022543
Rice-wafer-based. A hyphen is added to rice wafer to show that both words are a single phrase modifying the word based.

Contrast with "Dash is a quick rainbow-maned pegasus". Only rainbow is modifying mane, not quick.

>>26022592
Sharp Catalog.

>>26022592
all of them becaue I love them all

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Rice wafer anon. I have some chocolate wafers that expired in March of 2014.

You should eat your expired wafers, and I will eat mine.

>>26022612
I thought so, but I wasn't sure, because it's "rice wafer" and not "rice-wafer" in general and therefore if I had to add two hyphens to show that the exchange of opinions was rice-wafer-based or if these kind of words remain unhyphenated.

>>26022633
I'm not particularly hungry at the moment and I have just brushed my teeth. But I think I'll try eating them tomorrow. Well, "later" to be precise. It's already 6 a.m.

>>26022674
I'll admit that I had to look it up myself, but you do need both hyphens. Saying "rice wafer-based discussion" implies that the discussion is both rice and wafer-based. Which is not at all the discussion we were having.

>>26022612
Sharp, from dirty work?

>>26022697
Thanks, that was helpful. Glad I guessed right and didn't have to delete yet another post to correct myself.

>>26022695
Fair enough. Just promise me that you'll eat them. Don't let your rice-wafer-based dreams just be dreams.

>>26022703
Yes, her. I find neurosis to be really attractive for some reason and I don't know why.

>>26022712
I just hope my rice-wafer-based dreams and expectations can live up to the rice-wafer-based reality.

>>26022736
Correction: "to the reality in which these rice wafers are based". Not sure I'd wanna experience a rice-wafer-based reality.

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>>26022747
Why not, anon? That would be magical.

At any rate, sleep well, and dream rice-wafer-based dreams.

I can't wait to see the word cloud for this thread.

>>26022772
It would be interesting to say the least and thank you and yes, there is a good chance of some rice-wafer-based-based occurrences.

It looks like the great rice wafer exchange is finally ending and we need a new topic.

What do we think the musical taste would be for all the MCs? Etherbreeze strikes me as the classical type, and for some reason I can picture Treads blaring metal inside a tank.

>>26022269

Do either of them really do anything outside of commissioning quest fanart though? The dentist thing is whatever, it gave me a chuckle, but I didn't think about it beyond that. I mean we're all autistic down here.

>>26022812

Fruit Flank likes the sound of drills. :^)

>>26022898
Headcanon accepted.

Holiday's favorite music is some goddamn silence.

>>26022812
I figured ether would dig power ballads and treads would be the classical mare

Pot would probably listen to lounge/jazz, if only because it makes the mares sweat

>>26022924
>Pot likes jazz
Why does this make so much sense?

>>26022976
because jazz is the genre for people who feel like they lack depth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4sEcIHG0Yc

>>26022976
Because it is just as bland as him would go well in a restaurant.

Dandy's favorite music is SCIENCE!

>>26023088
We up

>>26023021

https://youtu.be/vst6DXDnzKw

>>26022029
Just gotta catch up, then I wanted to get back to doing some writing on vamp again. Sorry for the sudden disappearence

>>26022555
Fair enough good to know its not dead

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>>25976708

Everypony's least favourite bland adventure continues.

>>26023352
Kudos for actually waiting until it starts to post it here.

>>26019652
>pls tell club shitposting end want fuck something
I-is it trying to tell us something?

>>26023379
I don't know, but this thread has been a hell of a lot better than the last few. I guess someone really did tell club shitposting to end, and they went off to fuck something instead.

>>26023665
>filename
I summon hijizzer in attack mode

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>>26023686
just as well
late night session go >>26023745

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>>26023665
kekekekekekekekekeke

>>26023980
All right, this is starting to get silly now.

Whoops, posted in the last thread when it was dead between doing things busily. I was wanting to say tomorrow I'll be returning.

>>26024148
cool

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>>26024148
We thought you were dead.

A unicorn cyoa that uses a rhyme system for magic. The longer and more complex the rhyme the more powerful the spell.

If you write a ballad in iambic pentameter you have officially broken the system and cast a mega-alicorn level spell.

>>26024221
Sounds like a neat idea for combat, but what's the story?

>>26024221
>tfw I had something similar in mind for a good while now

>>26024221
>Quote Shakespeare
>Win

>>26019655
Still pondering this question. Nadine maybe?

>>26024348
Even then the kneejerk response to killing Nadine was
>Railroading!

Because the consensus was to jump to the side and slash her in passing, but she impaled herself on Sunny's sword.

>>26023162
Good to see you back. I'm pretty sure you have my steam name. You should contact me before you run, because me and FrankenAnon made some behind the screen stuff anyone QMing Vampony should read.

>>26024357
Yup, hence why I can't think of any good death scenes.

>>26024367
I have your steam name? Heck, I have too many steam friends, hitting me up once would help

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>>26024148

>>26024375
Dammit. Same. I know we exchanged it at some point but I was hoping you'd remember.

Mine is Harby

>>26024401
Oh, dubs guy icon, yeah I got you

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>>26024148
Ready.

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>meanwhile in ButtQuest

J-J-JAM IT IN

I love you guys

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>>26024777

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>>26024777

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So I'm three months or so behind on everything except Hijack at the moment. Should I catch up on more stuff before reading ButtQuest?

I read up to the part where Quick Fix meets The Griz and I'm getting the feeling I should wait on that quest for now.

>>26025005
If you wanna participate in butts, then butts
otherwise keep reading everything you fucking slacker

>>26025005
eh, go catch up on it

Thanks anons. One last question before I start mainlining coffee and pone: Is that new GC shit kill already? I know I shouldn't care but I'm curious.

>>26025063
It's been kill after thread 2

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>>26025064
hue

It's always nice when you come back to find not much changed.

>>26025005
no other quests are really important to buttquest

theres a few easter eggs here n there, but they really arent worth it

just read butts

>>26025064
What did GC try to do now?

>>26025063
SHE'S COMING BACK

>>26025442
INTRODUCING

>>26025432
Some Wizard of Oz spoof or something.

>>26025410
Jojo a shit

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Hijcaker pls
It's not a trunk, it's a barrel.

>>26025462
This. Jojo is an overrated piece of garbage. Over-the-top humor style a shit.

fuck you and your lewds

fuck you and your edge

when do we get more cute quests

>>26025534
Make one fgt

>>26025534
Nyx in Cutequestria?

>>26025543
>Nyx in
Stopped reading right there, and honestly I should have stopped sooner, relative of the immediate variety

>>26025578
Child Anon in Magical Kindergarten.

>>26025583
Sprinkle some horses in there and I'd read it.

>puns are back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBZ7AfZR9xs

>>26025543
Fuck that shit
Nyx and anonfilly in cutequestria

>>26025657
>Discord took away Blitz's ability to pun so he took himself hostage and threatened to cut his head off.

Never change M&M

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>>26025674

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>>26025707

>>26025674
anonfilly vs nyx in cutequestria

What if Holiday Special is so mean but loves all the little children so much because she's barren?

>>26025933
Not a single gift in that wrap

>>26025933
I bet that was quite the present.

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>>26025933
>inept asking if we want human or equestrian years
>turns out they have horse life spans and we just took a middle-aged stallion into our house

>>26026020
But ponies lives are longer than 50 in the show
We used human translation in language options
14 in human years

>>26026091
>longer than 50
In equestrian years.

>>26026117
DYEWTS?

>>26026284
Yes. The show uses Equestrian years, what with being in Equestria.

Let's not let this turn into the next hippogriff debate. Ponies either live a very long time, or the equestrian year is a lot shorter than the terrestrial one. Both are valid opinions. New topic.

>>26026365
How long do hippogriffs live?

>>26026370
Exactly as long as ponies and griffons averaged.

>>26026365
>I'm the sole person who decides what gets to be discussed

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>>26026375
And how long do they live?

>>26026385
I was just begging that we don't turn it into a day long shitposting argument. We can all still discuss whatever you want, I'm just pleading with you to please do it like adults.

The show has a fucky sense of time and no thought was given to continuity. Reminder that it was apparently less than a year between season two and season five.

Again, it's a case of the writers not giving a shit, and neither should you.

>>26026433
I agree with all of that and your dubs seal the deal.

>>26026391
I have no idea. See >>26026433.

>>26026433
>less than a year from season two to season five
Plus, seasonal events could have happened offscreen, so we don't even really know that. We've got jack shit.

>>26026454
It was Tank's first winter with Rainbow Dash. It was stated, so we do know that.

>>26026454
>RD gets tank
>tank has to hibernate
>she doesn't know about it, which means it's his first hibernation with her

>>26026464
>>26026465
Nah, Rainbow is just that retarded or she goes in denial every winter

>>26026477
I propose the more likely solution that the writers weren't thinking about continuity when they wrote the episode.

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>>26026477
>does this every winter
kek

>>26026490
madness

>>26026490
This. This so very much. They just don't give a shit. If we assumed that everything they showed us was deliberate then winter would only last a day in Equestria.

>>26026433
Don't be casual anon. You have to go over every detail obsessively, desperately trying to make it work.

If we make the equestrian year three times as long as our years then the show could be in real time.

>>26026464
>>26026465
Cloudsdale has to move to ponyville to bring it winter, and it was stated that ponyville is the simply the next place on the list for winter weather. The whole idea of seasons happening at a fixed time of year is suspect if different towns in equestria can be in different seasons at the same time.

Don't get me wrong, it could still be one year from season two to season five, but we don't know for sure. Equestria is just too different to make assumptions about.

>>26026650
that would mean it took a long time since dash got her pet until that winter

>>26026650
The gala?

>>26026668
I'm sorry, but I cannot tell what you are trying to say. Would you mind rephrasing it?

In particular, what did you mean by "it"? I'm gathering that "that" probably was referring to my post, but I don't seem to get your overall meaning.

>>26026700
Assuming it never happened offscreen, that would give us a time frame. But again, we really just don't know for sure.

>>26026514
Only Faust gave a shit about autistic details like that, and even then she purposely ordered Season 1 to show that seasons don't work as we'd expect them to in equestria.

Sadly none of the staff cared all that much about these things after she left.

>caring about continuity and consistency

Bat butts

>>26026803
Agreed. They don't even have the sun come up in a consistent direction.

>>26026850
Don't you start that again, Shiny.

>>26026229
hey look, it's shiny

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>>26026850
pegabutt

>>26026857
>They don't even have the sun come up in a consistent direction
Blame Celestia

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>>26026866
bugbutt

>>26026857
Doesn't matter when you move the sun

CYOA pones have cute snootles

>>26026866
I'm still curious about Dandy's butt splotch.