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>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
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>What race would you play?
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Last thread >>25995269
No, fuck that shit. That last JAD argument fucking killed me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if LOST comes back. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
No, fuck that shit. That last JAD argument fucking killed me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if DIRTY WORK comes back. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
No, fuck that shit. That last Batfag argument fucking killed me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if Shiny comes back. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
No, fuck that shit. That last BATFAG AND/OR JAD argument fucking killed me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if SCRUFFY comes back TO KILL US ALL. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
No, fuck that shit. That last Meme argument fucking killed me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if my memebucks come in. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
Of all the Alternative Universes, which one is your favorite and where would you like to see a CYOA be set in? Or perhaps set one yourself?
No, fuck this shit. This goddamn thread is fucking killing me. This thread will never die, but I'm still leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if hell fucking freezes over. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
Were you seriously planning on having THREE IN EVERY FIVE posts be shity, obnoxious, unbearable shitposts!? Hey, are we going to get a rehash of the old panzermane copypasta next? That'll be fun, right?
No, fuck this shit. Were you seriously planning on having THREE IN EVERY FIVE memes be based around deliberately shitty, obtuse, unfunny batshit!? This thread will never die, but I'm still leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if my mind, frankly, stops boggling. I don't know. Fuck it. There literally aren't enough facepalm reaction images in the entire world... not even that mosaic one that forms the original facepalming Picard out of hundreds of other facepalm images.
No, fuck that shit. That last panzermane copypasta fucking killed me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if this pasta wasn't THREE IN EVERY FIVE posts. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
>just accidentally discovered google has a dice roll function.
Unfortunately, as far as I can tell it's only 1d6.
It didn't have to be this way, anon. You didn't have to have the same goddamn arguments every day until they snapped like this.
>Nips should cancel all his other CYOAs
So, keep doing what he's doing?
Reminder that humans make better lovers than stallions.
Or when you deck them to establish dominance.
Urban Survival: >>25996685
Across the Ocean: >>25985422
>Hijacker shows up for literally 2 posts
>pauses immediately after
That's getting kinda annoying desu, I'd rather a long running period instead of short interspersed ones.
No, fuck that shit. That would fucking kill me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if the super satan get turns out to be wrong. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
If you could improve one thing about your favorite CYOA, what would it be?
I'll see what I can do.
Bitch Simulator 2016 is live again!
Tiny poner adventures to be hadhttps://picarto.tv/HappyHorseAdventures
I found key sentences to manually activate account among the fucking code I got in the mail. I was born too early to do this shit.
I'm still stuck at writing OP.
I finished those revised files and they are in the DEV folder, some of them you may need to look over yourself, there is a Notes.txt in there with the files that describes any changes made and some other info.
I Also "fixed" the scroll system, so unless you wanted everything to fit on one page for style reasons or so you could screenshot and post in the thread it's no longer necessary.
We can use the revised files or your originals, it doesn't make a difference now.
Check them whenever but tell me when your done, either by email or here.
The dropbox site link? That doesn't exist anymore since we moved everything to amm's server, but I can probably set it back up if you want to see how they look before they're uploaded, otherwise you'll have to wait for amm to update the server files and I don't know how long that'll be.
Oh, I already had it partially set up from testing yesterday, so I just uploaded the rest it.
I stuck a Debug site link at the top of the Notes.txt that's with the revised files if you want to look anyway.
So the revised files are all ok then? You just want to leave the stuff that's on second pages as is?
The direct link to the database is
It is also embedded as a tab on the main Threshold page. Pic related.
I get notifications when the DATA folder is updated, so if I'm on this machine it'll be updated pretty much immediately.
Did you update the anomaly files already? They haven't been moved to the proper folder yet.
Also I meant to mention that 1799's file was misnamed as 1779 so that needs to be deleted.
Yeah the edits are all fine. I'm just amused by the irony of spending so much time editing the files to make them longer only to have them come out too long to fit on one page.
Oh well, I guess if it's functional it's not a problem. And now I can make files as long as they need to be. Thanks a ton, guys. I'll try to upload new anomalies periodically. They might come in handy during
the final day.
The undefined.xml in data is empty and can be used as a template, if you want anything changed or need help you should be able to get our emails through dropbox, or you could contact Amm through his site or just mention it here in the thread.
JADs back up soon so try not creating a shit storm about it.
wanted to do a test run of a cyoa I wanted to kill a day with
amm suggested a squidpony
then hero suggested that it cum ink
the rest is history.
incidentally I figured out what to do with her tail
Actually Squidponi was used for a quick cyoa test run that was done live in stream.
Technically cyoa related.
>the goalposts have shifted
So Hijacker's updates today shouldn't have been posted because they were drawn during a stream? You should really explain your logic better.
>Everything that is done in the stream should stay in the stream
Which excludes a ton of updates and fanart
or is it
>Non-cyoa related stuff shouldn't be posted in /cyoa/
Which means the squidpony is included?
Except those updates are for CYOA's on this board.
coming here and circle jerking the shit you did on stream with your shitpony going "lul stream said squid should cum ink so epik" Is shitty and should fuck off.
And that was done for a potential cyoa on this board. Your ill defined logic just doesn't make sense. And that's not even going into the term circle-jerking that you don't seem to understand. If you dislike the streams and just want to gripe about something you can admit it.
It was a test done completely off board.
If he is going to set up a real CYOA here with what he found out, great!
Posting unfinished shit that the thread had no part of is not needed.
I never said that either. My goal in this conversation is making fun of your stupidity, whether the stream is a circlejerk or not is something else. My goal was accomplished a while back.
Man, I better not post a picture that wasn't drawn directly for this thread even though it's relevant to the topic.
I don't know about you, but I usually try to answer questions when I know the answers. It makes quite a bit of difference imo.
>Y-you said this because I say so!
Keep trying. You'll eventually form a coherent thought.
You just keep trying to return to your loop.
Probably. I'll probably go do something else after this to spare everyone. Loop-boy isn't going anywhere after all.
>Having Serious Discussions
last few threads have had
>Secret Club shitposting
>Pasta spam shitposting
This thread really should be called Shitposting General.
Sekrit Club will fragment /cyoa/ and will do, what anti/batmemefags and shitposters couldn't.
These are the endtimes. But it's a good thing. This will be a place where only the inner circlejerk will stay and CYOAs will flourish without being exposed to the bullshit here, no "LOLMEMEBUCKS XDD", just questing.
In the last thread I expressed disgust over the current state of /cyoa/ and said I was going to leave the general and not come back for a day.
Now here I am again, and I find that my expression of disgust became a copypasta which was half of the thread.
Why do you do this to me /cyoa/?
>So, /cyoa/ will become /mlpg/?
I thought we were already a bunch of cucks
What groups am I missing and where do I put the secret club?
>She said she'd be back
It's time to accept it and move on, Anon. Beyond time.
You should know better than to believe her lies by now.
If you wanna be specific, the names should probably be related to the wind. Jetstream could work for example
Nevertheless, fixed it, so that some QM cucks are also shitposters.
Doing all this manually will never be 100% accurate, so of course it will never be the perfect representation of "A can also be B and C"
Yeah, it's for all kinds of QM cucks. GCucks, Nipscucks, Ineptcucks etc.
I guess this should work.
It's not "being for or against" bat-shitposting, it's the "batshitposting" (aka the "legit batfag retards), the false-flag batshitposting (in order to make regular batfags look dumb),
the "legit anti-batshitposting" like shiny and the "false-flag anti-batshitposting" to make anti-batfags look stupid. If you don't want any part of batposting, you'd simply be outside the purple circle.
But you were right, the gayfag circle needed to be moved a bit.
>In that case, why is it possible to be a pro/anti bat shitposter and not be in the shitposter circle? Move it entirely inside.
You can be someone who only occasionally makes a pro- or anti-batshitpost, but don't shitpost in general. I changed the "general shitposter" to "/cyoa/ shitposter", because general shitposting would have to be a circle several times bigger than the entire diagram.
So I know a salty cuck already exploded over this, but I would like to know why the test was ran in stream instead of here, as is normally the case. This thread has been total shit lately. We could have really done with this here, Hijacker.
And as I said, this graph isn't perfect, and there would have to be a lot more crossections to be more accurate, since there are probably also instances of non-/cyoa/ lurkers or shitposting here or gayfags QM-cucking etc.
"The accumulated filth of all their shitposting and degeneracy will foam up about their waists and all the shitposters and other faggots will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'"
HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY! HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL!
Nothing but meaningless walls of shitposts, as far as they eyes could see. Cyoag threads hitting bump limits within 3 hours, QMs getting BTFO and retreating to their pillow forts. And in the chaos I buried my quest with my own two hands
Why don't you all just walk away before things get ugly?
>vote for which parent you like most
>okay the other one is going with you then
She just need a little makeup, then it'll look fine
Tried to get Blitz to do things with Flash and Jet before doing straight things with Eve. Hero said,
>Post what you want them to do and lewd will happen start of next thread.
People posted and the thread died.
Some didn't want it after the thread already died, and there was a massive shitstorm.
Because half the old posters had already rejected Jet's horsecock lust multiple times while M&M had gotten a huge influx of gayfag players somewhere down the line. so they both argued back and forth.
In the end Hero went for the cop-out and made Blitz bi so he can fuck both Eve and Jet at the same time.
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
It's turning into a CYOA
>OP says you can't have a harem because that would be breaking their personalities.
>Ponies act nothing like their canon self.
>this is the merch they're trying to sell
I miss making those... I should really get around to making that one with Spearmint and Peppermint.
Anywho, some guy in FiT keeps hinting that he wants this, so have a thing. I've been slacking on detailed FiT pics anyway.
More like weeks of him being afraid to run without big brother nips watching
And then bails because he was too afraid to try anything vaguely original and it sucked hard for it.
What completed CYOA's would you like to see get a sequel or remake of, Anon?
I refuse to give up on this general. As long as it exists, I will hold onto the hope that the next thread may be better. Fondly do I hope, and fervently do I pray, that this mighty scourge of shitposting may speedily pass away. That next thread there will be no JAD arguments and no bat memes, that there will be no doom-filled copypasta and no secret club anything.
This time next thread, may we all respect each other's hippogriff interpretations, and none of us act like assholes for no reason. And may OP spell the thread's name correctly.
So, for anyone interested, the next Trottingham thread will start tomorrow at about 10 pm GMT. If you need to catch up or refresh your memory, you can follow it here: https://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/trottingham/
Also, I'm gonna stream a bit, to start getting the hang of drawing again. If you're interested:
I wouldn't mind a TNL spinoff. Maybe focusing on Fakeout (that was his name, right?) evading that griffon chick while trying to figure out the mystery behind all that biz.
And his eyes are the most rad shit ever.
That's actually a pretty good idea, except for the fact that it would be impossible to make happen. The general will never be free of bantz, and trying to reverse the two wouldn't work nearly as well.
As it stands now, secret club is just killing cyoa slowly.
Maybe one day someone will also create a CYOA that is similar to the old CYOAs that used to be here. You know, the ones that weren't all serious business nor had serious discussions about what to do next. Of course, something like that would require a writer who can actually come up with good shit on the spot and has the balls to create it. But then again, even if someone were to create a CYOA like that, then it would no doubt be shitposted to death by /cyoag/ fags because it doesn't meet their CYOA standards.
I've heard QMs love criticism, let me get you some, because that pic makes my eye tingle on many level
The thing that bothers me the most is the right arm of that character.
Your character's head is facing to the right, his chest tuff, so the bust, is facing left so that means the character is looking over the right shoulder in this pose.
So since you placed the left arm in front of the body, with the direction of the arm, that means this little guy right here is actually touching his penis on this pic.
Yet I have reasons to think you intended the pose to have the left arm on the hip, namely, the fact that this arm ends in an ellipsoid, suggesting the end of the hoof is bent.
An incomplet line showing the hoof behind would also prevent this pony to look like he's missing his hoof bu the way.
Finally, about the right arm, as I said before the chest tuff is making it look like the bust is facing left, so the joint at the neck looks a little awkward since the inner contour of the shoulder is further than the neck.
Making the line of the neck fall behind the curve of the shoulder should make it better.
Or you could also change the direction of the chest tuff, thus changing the pose to a leaning forward toward the right pose but making all the previous things I said obsolete, since the ditterent elements would be coherent among themselves again.
But, you know, that's just my opinion And I still like you
Either you know what you're talking about and it's worrying because I'm not seeing it
Either you don't and, well, >pic related
Thanks for the concerns, I really appreciate that. The truth is that this pic was done just so that I could have an avatar, so I did it in five minutes while testing the stream. I'm aware of all the shit going wrong in it, but still, I'll take a good look at your post and see what I could have improved, thanks for taking time to explain.
the reason the test was ran in the stream was because it was super late at night and I wanted to just see if the idea could take off and I didnt want to wait over an hour for less than 4 replies
and to practice speed
and cause we were talking about stream quests
and cause BQ was closed for the night and I wated to just do something a little extra
though I do plan on using that quest to kill a day sometime soon.
possibly after buttquest
possibly as a palate cleanser after a mission in hijack
How was this thread, Anon?