PREVIOUSLY ON NECROQUEST
EVEN THOUGH THE THREAD IS LONG DEAD:>
[your PARTY is at the CLINIC]
[there is an overly excited nurse stallion and a gruff mare doctor]
Boop overly excited poner.
[after leaving the FARMHOUSE with an injured hand and an amateur diagnosis of the sick colt, you followed the farmer's instructions towards the DOCTOR]
[you've just got your hand examined and inquired for a cold cure. Your hand would cost 40 bits, the cure 50. The cure required wyrmwood, a supply the doctor is currently running low on.]
[your current goal is to quickly traverse the mountains and stop the other necromancer from becoming a lich]
[in your PARTY you have a pony with thick eyebrows and a guitar, and the necromancer who summoned you]
[you currently have 10 bits]
[he is very clearly a stallion]
>in your PARTY you have a pony with thick eyebrows and a guitar, and the necromancer who summoned you
buy watermelons and duel wield pony guns
[using your off hand, you boop the nurse pony. His eyes light up and he giggles]
[you ask your party members for bits]
>"I already gave you 10 more today, don't expect any more. We're gonna need it."
>"Uh, you helped me pay my tab fella. I'm broke."
[doesn't look like you're gonna have anyone to spot you on this]
[keeping your implied eyebrows very still, you ask Ms. Bonesaw if there's any other way you can pay. Say, if you fetched this wyrmwood stuff for her]
>"Hm, I guess I could do that. It grows deep in the mountains if you're actually going to fetch it. I don't work in advance though. Unless you work something else out or bring it to me first, I'm not doing squat."
Go side quest for the wyrmwood
Bring more than need or the cure so you can replenish the doctor's supplies.
You can get a discount and fix your hand and cure the colt
also tell the doctor she is cute
Ask the Doctor how she feels about getting supplied with lots of "patients" that can't object to freaky experiments. Maybe Pony Mengele wants to tag along for some zombie hunting.
wow, i got those character genders way messed up. ask if there is anything else we could do to help her. otherwise we'll just head off to the mountains to check on other necropony and grab some wyrmwood for the return trip.
also get mad exp tho
[with that all set, your par-]
[Necropone grabs you by the cheeks and pulls you down until you're eye to eye with her]
>"Look, idiot. I don't know if you've understood the last few times I've said it, but we're on a timeframe. It's no short trip to the mountains, and we've got to go beyond them. We go back and forth, we're out of time. You either find a compromise somewhere or we hit the road, bum hand and sick colt and all"
>"what the hell is a buzz saw?"
[you tell the Doctor she looks cute]
inquire if there are any other gashes or scar dr. pony may have and see if there is anything we can do to make it worth your while to fix our mitt.
I concur with double dubs
Aw hell na
I'm not sure about interspecies smooches mate
since nobby is gone, let's play NOBBY QUEST!
[Young Nobby finds himself at the foot of the great mountain before him.]
[He lazily rolls his eye as he reads over the sign post in front of him.]
[Which way will he go?]
[Nobby is momentarily confused as he searches the very depths of his soul to find the resolve he needs to continue onward.]
[For a moment he considers going home to play with his pony dolls.]
OH SHIT CHEESE IT BOYS ITS THE FUZZ
rip in peace nobby
he never scored
heres some nurse pony smut
[you ask the doctor what wyrmwood looks like, and she pulls out a large, worn looking book. There's a faded image of a plant and pestle on the cover]
>"It's a short plant with white berries, but what I need is the root. Don't eat the berries, and try not to touch them. It's an alpine plant, so you'll find it up high, probably close to water. It's a hard trip, so bring as much as you can."
>"I'm a doctor. I fix ponies. I don't know why everyone expects me to have some strange experiment or something."
[Bonesaw taps her chin with a gloved hoof and furrows her brow]
>"...Actually, there might be a way around this. I suppose I could put you on loan, provided you were under some sort of supervision so you don't just run off. Obviously I can't leave the clinic, but my nurse could use a little more field practice. What do you say?"
In all seriousness, no actually. We don't have much time, and the nurse will expect us to trek bak after finding the herb. An angry necropone we do not need.
Maybe well encounter some sort of druid/shaman type in the wilds later on to be the healer?
[you tell the doctor that this arrangement sounds good]
>"alright, I'll head over in the morning to the farmhouse to check on Beanstalk's boy. Here's something for your hand now, keep it wrapped for about a day's time and you should be back to normal."
[Bonesaw hands you a DOCTOR'S NOTE for the colt and a MAGICAL BANDAGE]
>"Come back here when you're ready to leave, I'll make sure he has all the supplies he needs. Just, ah, be careful. Not just with the roots. You get him hurt, and I'll make sure you're next."
[with that ominous message, she gives a racking cough and walks back to the other room, where sounds of pained moaning and sawing soon continue]
[the nurse is beaming at you. Like he's been doing the entire time]
[you reach down and welcome the nurse to the team with a FRIENDLY HUG]
[you whisper 'adventure' in his ear, and you feel him vibrating with excitement]
>"Alright, yippee, problem solved and another mouth to feed. Where to now?"
With the necro pone, bard pone and now healer pone our threesome is complete
Let's go kill a lich pone and keep killing him till he learns to stay dead
we still need to recruit a tank, as we have demonstrated a profound inability to absorb even small amounts of damage from low level farm NPCs
unless there are some unexplored areas that may yield hunky horses, maybe go back to the blacksmith and try further reasoning with the guard out front? maybe if we visit her multiple times, even though she has no interaction dialogue (except growl) ,we could raise her affection stat enough for her to want to come with us (but not because she likes us or anything... b-baka)
Dump all supplies and run head-first into the unknown!
Remind Necropone that she was the one that summoned you here for you assistance in the first place. She should be a little more thankful about
all these friendsyou're helping her with.
This tbqh fa.m she should have stuck to what she was good at. The lich has already had time to power up, is she just going to go alone now? This is what she chose :^)
I'll call her
Perky Plumfrom now on. Simply because a name like that would probably infuriate her.
>Anon is the most useless guy on the team
>ends up getting wings and a horn somehow
>they don't work
>still gets made a princess
>became ruler of the country necropone wants by accident
[you ask your new PARTY MEMBER what would happen if you were to eat the wyrmwood berries]
>"Oh, I know this one! Any contact with exposed skin will cause painful irritation, such as swelling and blistering. Consumption will cause the airway to swell up, resulting in asphyxiation. Ha ha, basically it would be a pretty bad idea."
To be honest man, I don't know if we could
>"Alright, the gang's all here. Now then, did you have anything else to do today? The sun's setting soon, and we've got an early start in the morning. I'm gonna head to the INN to get a room, meet me there when you're ready."
>nobby got baned.
>nobby isn't banned.
>not a fake.
If MLPG wants to have a role play thread they can do it on their own website,You can all take this shit the fuck off /mlp/ it isn't welcome here. Neither is MLPG, but we can't exactly kick you off yet.
CYOA's aren't roleplay in the 4chan sense. Anonymity is preserved so it's not against the rules.
Greetings from /cyoag/ btw, maybe you've noticed that we hate mlpg as much as the rest of the board does.
>did you have anything else to do today?
Ponder her question while stroking your chin then say "yes, this" and boop her while high five/one the nurse pone
>I'm gonna head to the INN to get a room
Call dibs on the bed
While the board as a whole dislikes generals, I've never seen specific hate towards /cyoag/
I don't see how that makes his quest against the rules. I never really go to mlpg, so I don't know the various tripfags that inhabit that wasteland. As far as I care he's just another drawfag and QM.
MLPG is the biggest cancer this board has on it. The sooner we flush out the contributors the sooner we can kill it for good.
We have to do it this way because they bought off the mods and can post all they want on OUR bard.
I think you take this far too seriously.
I just want to play the quest.
I've never seen that. Kinda odd because I can think of good reasons both of those should go, but no rational reason /cyoag/ should go.
Flutter rape can be folded into AiE, so there's no reason to keep it.
mlpg is off topic and has no reason to exist other that to contain tripfags so it should be banned.
But /cyoag/ serves a good purpose, centralizing quest discussion and keeping those interested in it updated so no one posts "When is x-quest coming back" as a useless 3 post thread.
>We have to do it this way because they bought off the mods
>mlpg is off topic and has no reason to exist other that to contain tripfags so it should be banned.
You would be rotting on Ponychan without us you little shit.
[your cloaked companion heads off to the INN and the nurse heads back in the CLINIC to gather his supplies, leaving you with the guitar mare. You wrap your hand with the BANDAGE, then the two of you set off to the FARM to deliver the good news to Beanstalk]
>"Well, what are you doin back here. And where's yer gloomy friend?"
[you inform her of your deal with Ms. Bonesaw and give her the DOCTOR'S NOTE as proof]
>"Well shoot, I didn't think you'd actually go and do anything. Well, as promised I've got the provisions for you. A lot of it is dried so it'll last, but there's some fresh pieces on top you might want to eat first. Good luck, and uh, sorry about your hand."
[you received a bag of FOOD STUFF]
Quest threads right now are the best content on /mlp/. Infinitely better than the shitty green prompts that used to take up space.
I have nothing to do with mlpg and never have.
/mlpg/ hasn't contributed anything to /mlp/, ever. It outlived it's purpose as soon as we got kicked off /co/.
>/mlpg/ hasn't contributed anything to /mlp/, ever.
Oh shit, nigger.
That all started back on /co/ though. Once we had our own board they should have left the general and made their own threads.
Instead they stayed and festered into the tripfag cancer that mlpg is today.
>tripfag cancer that mlpg is today
Are you being retarded on purpose?
>people complaining about how MLPG is ruining the board while simultaneously derailing the fucking quest
the hiatus is real
hey man, there's always going to be angry people being stupid
look at Twilight Sparkle
>but other than that, no
Except, you know, for the entire culture of the board.
>rape, /mlp/ 4CC team not being shit, hatred of cringy bronies, brohooves, all the slang the fandom uses, double digits of artists people here love, post-ep screencap threads, ...
Kindly fuck off to your own website to do your quests from now on.
You. Are. Not. Welcome. Here.
MLPG is a cancer, so die like one and let us have our board free of you.
>Wanting tripfag from MLPG to infect our board outside of his quarantine.
>Getting this upset your opinion doesn't matter
We get her some wyrmwood in exchange for the services she provided. If her nurse gets hurt she's gonna kill us.
She didn't specify when we'll have to bring back the wyrmwood though.
We've got one happy out of five now. We need to increase the amount of happy ponies.
Out sides opinion, I don't know about the tripfag situation but I feel it's redundant for /mlpg/ to still exist after we got our own board.
This whole board is MLP general, we don't need a subsection of more of the same
Have you...have you even be in one of these threads before? Bobby started t without a trip but because faggots kept taking up his name he was
Force to trip.
Further, trips are traditionally okay so long as you have a reason to use it, like when your RUNNING A CYOA
Get the fuck out you cancerous newfag
I just want to chime in to say that it is MLPG, not /mlpg/.
Thank you very much.
[thanking Beanstalk for the provisions, you grab the sack and head to the INN to meet back up with your necromancer. On the way, you and eyebrows dig in to some pears and bread from the bag]
[once you get to the TAVERN, you give the barkeep 9 bits to supply your party with beer, leaving you with a single bit]
>"Oh, you're back. Your partner's already in the room upstairs, first door on the left. She's ah, not really the talkative type, is she? Well, no matter. Enjoy your stay."
[following his instructions, you enter a cozy room furnished with a fuzzy rug and pictures of ponies lining the walls. Your companion is already waiting on the bed]
Bug the Necro pony, look at pictures of ponies on the wall! Finally ask what their names are!
i noticed you're posting bullshit arguments and shitposting during a thread. that's a bold move.
[your party quickly distributes the fresh foodstuffs around, packing the rest into your respective baggage. Your trio snacks on fruit and vegetables, and pass around loaves of crispy bread with wonderfully warm centers. The only sounds in the room are the crunching of fruits and the sipping of beer]
[you examine the pictures adorning the walls. They all appear to be taken inside the TAVERN itself, with groups of ponies smiling at the camera. There isn't anything suspicious behind any of them. You can spot the bartender in a few of them, looking younger but still sporting a stache]
[in the middle of your meal, you suggest passing around introductions]
>"Hmph, I guess I'll go first. My name's Memento Mori, I live outside of here a few miles to the south. I practice magical su- uh, gardening. And, cleaning. And stuff. I'm just looking to finish this before the entire country goes to ruin. Now, who's next? The monster, or the peasant?"
[ooh! ooh! the monster!]
[you introduce yourself as Anonymous, and you don't really have any idea what you're doing, but your objective is ALSO to stop the bad guy]
[your companions stare at your incredibly well thought out and eloquent introduction, then both shrug]
>"Well, I guess I'm last. My name is ___________"
Have Necropone explain what her buttmark is :^)
also ask Bard for buttmark
Goddamn, rock star musicians are impossible to make pone puns for.
"...Brow Beats. I was born in the next town over, about a three day's walk east. Moved here with my sis when I we left our parent's house, she used to be the bard around here. Always singing and playing on her guitar. I was never much good for anything, mostly just taking up odd jobs around town. I can hold my own in a fight, and I've been known to. But one day the dead started comin up. Never as far as town, but on the outskirts. She was out practicing, all I found was her guitar and signs of a fight..."
[you and Memento stay silent during her story]
[you feel like you've gotten closer to your companions, even if it's just a bit]
It's been explained that the potion only works on weapons, as they still need to kill the undead with it to be effective.
[you comfort Brow with ear scratches, and tell her you'll do anything you can to help]
[you look at Mori to see if she might know anything about the fate of her sister]
[it doesn't look too good]
i can do both, i'm talented like that
press the matter.
No. We pick him up when we leave
>"Come back here when you're ready to leave, I'll make sure he has all the supplies he needs. Just, ah, be careful. Not just with the roots. You get him hurt, and I'll make sure you're next."
[the three of you settle down to get some rest, Memento taking the bed while you and Bushy settle down on the floor]
[after a comfortable silence, you ask Memento if there's anything she can tell you about this wannabe lich]
>"...If my plan works, he actually shouldn't be too much of a problem. He was a fool in life, and hopefully he won't make it to undeath. He's learned in necromancy, but he's not very skilled at much else. He's egotistic and cruel, but not very creative. Right now, our main trouble is actually getting to him."
[you let the information roll around in your head, then drift off to sleep sometime in the night]
alright, I'll try and resume sometime tomorrow I've got classes starting back up, so the schedule might be even more erratic for a bit before I stop sleeping entirely
Make sure your alarm's set for hug o' clock.
>6 hours later
nobby gets easily distracted by dicks.
He was caught during a sting operation partaking in public restroom gay sex
He also likes to panhandle for dicks.
He'll set up at a busy intersection and beg for them usually with a sign that says "will draw for dicks"
This man is sick
>inquire if there are any other gashes or scar dr. pony may have
>any other gashes
I can think of at least one other gash I wouldn't mind helping her out with.
Hey guys, sorry but not gonna continue tonight
I got a hot date with a fat juicy cock
To say I love dicks would be an understatement
I have cock blood in my veins
I always think of cock from morning to evening
I dream of cocks
My life is cocks
[you feel your body drifting in nothingness]
[you look around you, but all you can see is endless nothing]
[after calming yourself, you notice the feeling of long grass, and more importantly, stable earth beneath you]
[you squint your eyes and look at the forms in the distance. They appear to be an immeasurably long line of ponies, all moving in one direction]
[you attempt to imagine yourself in a different scenario, but your powers are useless! You don't think this is a dream you'll wake up easily from]
[you run down the hill towards the closest line of ponies. Though long and wild, the grass on the hills strangely doesn't hinder you very much]
[the ponies don't acknowledge you much, even when you attempt to introduce yourself to them. A few give you a glance from the corner of their eye, but soon return to staring at the ground, or their destination]
[you reach for your sword, but realize that you don't have any possessions on you]
[you attempt to perform a super jump, but other than looking like a fool you don't accomplish much. Luckily none of the ponies stare at you for long]
[you boop one of the ponies, halting her procession]
[other than looking down at your finger, then back up at you, she doesn't respond]
[you pull the pony's chubby cheeks apart]
[this smile doesn't look very fun]
[you ask the mare where everyone's headed]
>"...To the Entrance, with everyone else"
[she points a hoof at the top of a great mountain, with thousands upon thousands of ponies winding around it. At the peak is a blinding white light that dominates the sky. As soon as you look at it, you feel something inside you being drawn in]
[you ask the pony what the 'Entrance' is to, and why everyone is headed there]
[suddenly the light goes dark]
Let's ask brows too. Everyone always enjoys hearing about the weird dream we just had in the middle of the night. We should make sure to speak slowly and go into exhausting detail to ensure their maximum enjoyment.
Good point, I almost made a terrible mistake
That and our dream may have been magical in a way and we will need a good explanation from Mori unhindered by her fear of being accused or stigma of her black magic abilities.
it is the will off pony satan