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NECROQUEST

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ARCHIVE: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/necropone/

PREVIOUSLY ON NECROQUEST EVEN THOUGH THE THREAD IS LONG DEAD:>>>25962119

[your PARTY is at the CLINIC]

[there is an overly excited nurse stallion and a gruff mare doctor]
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>>26029016
wait I beefed that link
ah whatever
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>>26029016
>>26029021
Welcome back Nobby
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i roll for lizard cunny
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>>26029016
Could we get a really brief summary of where we're at?
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>>26029016
Boop overly excited poner.

>>26029034
Also this.
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>>26029016
>links to the aryanne thread
I don't remember that part of the quest
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>>26029016
HUG THE TRAP LOOKING NURSE
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>>26029016
The last thing we did was ask for the costs of treatment, right?
Ask them how much cheaper it would be if we got them their weird flower shit they are running low on
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>>26029076
This, also ask if the Wannabe Lich's activities have affected Doctor Sawbone or whatever her name is?
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>>26029016
>nurse stallion
oh my
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>PREVIOUSLY ON NECROQUEST
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>>26029016
We really really need to boop the nurse.
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>>26029059
Roll(1d12)+0:
6,+0
Total:6

i'm sorry anons. i tried
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>>26029064
>>26029139
Ya know what, against my better judgement and because its been a while, boop that nurse stallion on the nose gently.
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STOP BOOPING ALL THE PONIES!
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>>26029176
We can risk the nurse. Just don't try the doctor.
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>>26029183
The doc will have to amputate both of our arms before the day is over, calling it now
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>>26029060
[after leaving the FARMHOUSE with an injured hand and an amateur diagnosis of the sick colt, you followed the farmer's instructions towards the DOCTOR]

[you've just got your hand examined and inquired for a cold cure. Your hand would cost 40 bits, the cure 50. The cure required wyrmwood, a supply the doctor is currently running low on.]

[your current goal is to quickly traverse the mountains and stop the other necromancer from becoming a lich]

[in your PARTY you have a pony with thick eyebrows and a guitar, and the necromancer who summoned you]

[you currently have 10 bits]

>>26029070
[he is very clearly a stallion]

>>26029059
>>26029069
>>26029121
>>26029160
FUCK YOU
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>>26029176
boop
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Maybe ask for consent before administering booping?
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>>26029211
>FUCK YOU
With pleasure! Your place or mine?
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>>26029246
Don't be so easy Anon make him work for it, ask for a dinner date first.
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>>26029246
dont, he'll do it. the absolute madman

>>26029211
ask party members for bits. if bits are lacking offer to get wyrmwood for doctor pony.

also boop nurse with non-injured hand.
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>>26029211
I guess we don't really need to get fixed up, unless they want to trade for some sort of nonsexual act
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>>26029211
Ask the DOCTOR if there's any other means of paying. Don't wiggle eyebrows unless we want to lose them.
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>>26029211
>in your PARTY you have a pony with thick eyebrows and a guitar, and the necromancer who summoned you

buy watermelons and duel wield pony guns
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>>26029064
>>26029139
>>26029167
>>26029183
[using your off hand, you boop the nurse pony. His eyes light up and he giggles]

>>26029284
[you ask your party members for bits]

>"I already gave you 10 more today, don't expect any more. We're gonna need it."

>"Uh, you helped me pay my tab fella. I'm broke."

[doesn't look like you're gonna have anyone to spot you on this]

>>26029076
>>26029102
>>26029305
[keeping your implied eyebrows very still, you ask Ms. Bonesaw if there's any other way you can pay. Say, if you fetched this wyrmwood stuff for her]

>"Hm, I guess I could do that. It grows deep in the mountains if you're actually going to fetch it. I don't work in advance though. Unless you work something else out or bring it to me first, I'm not doing squat."
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>>26029473
ask the nurse pony if he wants to go out sometime
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>>26029211
Go side quest for the wyrmwood
Bring more than need or the cure so you can replenish the doctor's supplies.
You can get a discount and fix your hand and cure the colt

also tell the doctor she is cute
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>>26029473
time to get lost in the mountains
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>>26029473
Ask the Doctor how she feels about getting supplied with lots of "patients" that can't object to freaky experiments. Maybe Pony Mengele wants to tag along for some zombie hunting.
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>>26029473
Make like a nobby and go mountain exploring.
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>>26029502
And tell her she's cute un-ironically and with a sincere tone. God if she takes it the wrong way we are screwed.
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>>26029473
wow, i got those character genders way messed up. ask if there is anything else we could do to help her. otherwise we'll just head off to the mountains to check on other necropony and grab some wyrmwood for the return trip.

also get mad exp tho
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>>26029473
Ask how much it would be for cutting the hand off with that buzzsaw.
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>>26029502
this
all of this
shaved heads are cute
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>>26029473
Before setting off also ask what wyrmwood looks like
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we should smooch that stallion on the cheek before we leave
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>>26029502
>>26029534
>>26029554
>>26029585
[with that all set, your par-]

[Necropone grabs you by the cheeks and pulls you down until you're eye to eye with her]

>"Look, idiot. I don't know if you've understood the last few times I've said it, but we're on a timeframe. It's no short trip to the mountains, and we've got to go beyond them. We go back and forth, we're out of time. You either find a compromise somewhere or we hit the road, bum hand and sick colt and all"
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Ask if there is anything else you can offer the doctor, like a chance to study a fine rare specimen like yourself. Slowly and cautiously began to raise one eyebrow.
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>>26029801
I agree with lil necro, it's just a hand let's just go
that nurse pony does look pretty excited though, maybe we can quietly convince him to give us some quick first aid out back
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>>26029801
Well now that we know what to look for we can just use it ourselves when we find it, right?
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>>26029845
Roll persuasion here we come
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>>26029801
Sell them the colt if they will cure the colt.
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>>26029600
>"what the hell is a buzz saw?"

>>26029502
>>26029601
>>26029557
[you tell the Doctor she looks cute]

>"..."
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>>26029801
barter with the dr mare to appease necropony
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>>26029966
>"...thanks."
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>>26029987
Fucking adorable
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>>26029966
It's the saw that when you buzz it saws.

How about bone saw then?
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>>26029987
Relent in buttering-up fashion.
Like say we get that she can't work for free, sick colts or not, and thank her for her time.
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need to go summit a mountain brb
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>>26029987
Oh good we're not dead.
Lets do >>26030039 and get moving.
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>>26029987
Shiiiyut.
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>>26030095
inquire if there are any other gashes or scar dr. pony may have and see if there is anything we can do to make it worth your while to fix our mitt.
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>>26030099
I concur with double dubs
>>26030095
>pic related
Aw hell na
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>>26030051
Welp, game over. Bring me back some Hawaiian punch
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i'll post necro smut after the quest is ded
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>>26030202
can I get some anon and the stallion nurse smooches
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>>26030238
already drew something lewder.
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>>26030277
wew
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>>26030238
I'm not sure about interspecies smooches mate
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>>26030394
what about an interspecies treats?
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>>26030277
LINK WHERE

>>26030394
well i'm sure
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Give a wink to the nice pones as we leave
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TELL ME ABOUT THE DOCTOR

WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK
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since nobby is gone, let's play NOBBY QUEST!

[Young Nobby finds himself at the foot of the great mountain before him.]

[He lazily rolls his eye as he reads over the sign post in front of him.]

[Which way will he go?]
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>>26030994
SUMMIT!
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>>26030994
Drink RED SHIT
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>>26030994
Home, to not work on any quests
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>>26030994
summit
we must get lost
it is so prophesied
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>>26030994
Go home and get piss fucking drunk before anything else.
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>>26030994
>I-I WANT ATTENTION TOO
>P-PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOW

Do you really have to parasitize OP's thread with your shit?
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>>26030994
TO GO KICK YOUR ASS

I'M ALMOST READY
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>>26031011
>>26031018
>>26031021
>>26031036
>>26031042

[Nobby is momentarily confused as he searches the very depths of his soul to find the resolve he needs to continue onward.]

[For a moment he considers going home to play with his pony dolls.]

>>26031062
OH SHIT CHEESE IT BOYS ITS THE FUZZ
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>>26031094
Devour hat.
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nobby is texting and driving and looking at furry art too
this is why we cant have nice things
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>>26031592
continue quest
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>>26031678
nah, nobby should be back really soon so theres no reason i should shitpost this thread up any more than i have.
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>>26031592
he's going pretty meta with necroquest here
letting it die just to resurrect it
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>implying nobby is coming back
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well he said he was. hopefully he didn't get distracted by the knot and pop a tire or something.
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>>26032159
I just got a wedding invitation and they're using TheKnot.com to organize things

needless to say weddings were not the first thing I thought of when I saw the website
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i instantly checked that website out and was really let down. it does remind me i should look into seeing how much art has "tie the knot" puns though
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its only 7:30 where nobby lives but i dont know where he went
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>>26032409
He'll start when he starts you don't need to post every five minutes to proclaim your confusion.
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>>26032409
Maybe he took a wrong turn?
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>>26032447
i hope he climbed the summit
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>>26031949
>back really soon
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>>26032514
>>26031678
fuk

>>26031160
[Nobby attempts to eat his beanie, but quickly becomes choked on it.]
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>>26032702
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>>26032715
...and then he turns into a totally cute filly out of nowhere
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rip in peace nobby
he never scored


heres some nurse pony smut
http://i.imgur.com/dNg2orQ.png
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>nobby dead
>Necromancer pony will never lewdly magically dominate anon

why even bother
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>>26033842
wew
he don't look so happy about it though
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quest is definitely over for tonight
everypone go home
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wake me up
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>>26035666
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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>>26030051
Please stop taking enthusiastic walks up mountain summits. You always seem to get lost and not return for days.
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beb
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Bump
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Bump
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>>26030051
On a scale from Chris Chan to Applejack how Normie are you?
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beb
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The Lich be like
>pic related
at this point, bump
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>>26039827
2cute
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>>26029987
that's so fucking adorable
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>>26029987
If we ever come back, we should hug this pone.
Maybe ask her on a date.
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>>26043380
I agree with this.
Docpone needs to be treated right.
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>>26043380
>>26043561
She shaved her no doubt lovely mane off to maintain higher standards of hygiene. You have to appreciate a professional like that.
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>>26043730
but does the carpet match the drapes?
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>>26043910
I don't think we've seen her tail yet
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beb
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soon™
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>>26044509
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>>26029987
Let her know that we will bring her the goods on our way back. We can do business then.

Not like the kid is gonna die tomorrow
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>>26029749
>>26029874
[you ask the doctor what wyrmwood looks like, and she pulls out a large, worn looking book. There's a faded image of a plant and pestle on the cover]

>"It's a short plant with white berries, but what I need is the root. Don't eat the berries, and try not to touch them. It's an alpine plant, so you'll find it up high, probably close to water. It's a hard trip, so bring as much as you can."

>>26029818
>>26029549
>"I'm a doctor. I fix ponies. I don't know why everyone expects me to have some strange experiment or something."


[Bonesaw taps her chin with a gloved hoof and furrows her brow]

>"...Actually, there might be a way around this. I suppose I could put you on loan, provided you were under some sort of supervision so you don't just run off. Obviously I can't leave the clinic, but my nurse could use a little more field practice. What do you say?"
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>>26045963
He can come with us and be our party's healer. Yes.
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>>26045995
>be our parties personal twink
FTFY
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>>26045963
Oh boy. I bet he can help us boop poners.
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>>26046015
In all seriousness, no actually. We don't have much time, and the nurse will expect us to trek bak after finding the herb. An angry necropone we do not need.

Maybe well encounter some sort of druid/shaman type in the wilds later on to be the healer?
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>>26046058
Nurse can trek back if he has to.
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>>26045963
try not to look too excited, the nurse might explode with happiness
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>>26045963
do a dance with the kawaii nurseboi
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>>26045963
ask him to stick his tongue out and say "ahhh"
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>>26045963
Yes, also thank the pretty mare.

Possibly let her know that we are gonna go kill a lich.
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>>26045995
[you tell the doctor that this arrangement sounds good]

>"alright, I'll head over in the morning to the farmhouse to check on Beanstalk's boy. Here's something for your hand now, keep it wrapped for about a day's time and you should be back to normal."

[Bonesaw hands you a DOCTOR'S NOTE for the colt and a MAGICAL BANDAGE]

>"Come back here when you're ready to leave, I'll make sure he has all the supplies he needs. Just, ah, be careful. Not just with the roots. You get him hurt, and I'll make sure you're next."

[with that ominous message, she gives a racking cough and walks back to the other room, where sounds of pained moaning and sawing soon continue]

[the nurse is beaming at you. Like he's been doing the entire time]
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>>26046513
Hey little buddy!
You ready for adventure!?
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>>26046513
wait, who's beanstalk?
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>>26046513
lean down and whisper into his ear a single word

adventure
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>>26046513
Tell him that he's now our CLERIC.
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>>26046557
The farmer
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>>26046569
This.
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>>26046513
hug nurse qtface before you leave the doctorarium
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>>26046569
AAAAAADVENTURE
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>>26046523
>>26046569
>>26046604
>>26046651
>>26046636
[you reach down and welcome the nurse to the team with a FRIENDLY HUG]

[you whisper 'adventure' in his ear, and you feel him vibrating with excitement]

>"Alright, yippee, problem solved and another mouth to feed. Where to now?"
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>>26046888
Jesus, doesn't Necropone know ANYTHING?

Now we have to go get some vanity outfits for the party.
For Necropone, I'm thinking "swimsuit".
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>>26046888
I guess we're ready to go then?
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>>26046888
With the necro pone, bard pone and now healer pone our threesome is complete

Let's go kill a lich pone and keep killing him till he learns to stay dead
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>>26046888
Necropone come on, we have allies with INVALUABLE SKILLS accompanying us now.
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>>26046888
PARTY POSE!
Anon lifting his sword up in the air heroically rally his companions for a MOUNTAIN trip montague.
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>>26046888
We might as well ask what'll happen if we eat the berries. If they're poisonous or something we should probably know now before we're crapping out our kidneys.
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>>26046888
we still need to recruit a tank, as we have demonstrated a profound inability to absorb even small amounts of damage from low level farm NPCs

unless there are some unexplored areas that may yield hunky horses, maybe go back to the blacksmith and try further reasoning with the guard out front? maybe if we visit her multiple times, even though she has no interaction dialogue (except growl) ,we could raise her affection stat enough for her to want to come with us (but not because she likes us or anything... b-baka)
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>>26046888
Dump all supplies and run head-first into the unknown!
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>>26047202
TO APPLE ACRES
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Walk until we make camp, then relentlessly scour the dialogue trees for romance options with necromancer pony until she sprays our eyeballs with mace.
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>>26047368
I second this, hit on Necropone.
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>>26047368
Yo Necro gurl, I've got a bone to show you.
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>>26046888
Remind Necropone that she was the one that summoned you here for you assistance in the first place. She should be a little more thankful about all these friends you're helping her with.
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>>26048469
What kind of Necromancer tries to summon demons anyway?
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>>26048535
This tbqh fa.m she should have stuck to what she was good at. The lich has already had time to power up, is she just going to go alone now? This is what she chose :^)
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This has been bothering me for a while, does Necro Pone have a name other than Necro Pone?
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>>26048584
I'll call her Perky Plum from now on. Simply because a name like that would probably infuriate her.
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>>26046513
A racking cough? isn't that the same type of cough Beanstalks boy had?
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>>26048584
If I remember correctly, ReiDuran came up with her and never gave her a name.
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>>26048596
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>>26048469
>Anon accidentally recruits the element bearers
Sounds about right.
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>>26048957
Oh boy. I do hope we get to be the princess!
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>>26048584
It seems like only side characters have been given names so far

Maybe we should ask who our companions are at the very least
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>>26049323
>Anon is the most useless guy on the team
>ends up getting wings and a horn somehow
>they don't work
>still gets made a princess
>became ruler of the country necropone wants by accident
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>>26049394
Introductions around the campfire perhaps.
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>>26049433
>it is me
>I am the lich
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skelebump
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beb
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>>26050698
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>>26050189
unf
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>>26050698
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They have new names now.

Spooky

Brow Beater

The Quivering Needle

All we need is a hero name for ourself
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>>26053191
He Who Boops
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>>26053191
In regard to >>26049394
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booped
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Guys

Guys skelltons are not for sexual

Plz guys
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>>26054033
[bones internally]
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>>26054033
wrong
Wrong
WRONG
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>>26052720
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>>26054919
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>>26047150
[you ask your new PARTY MEMBER what would happen if you were to eat the wyrmwood berries]

>"Oh, I know this one! Any contact with exposed skin will cause painful irritation, such as swelling and blistering. Consumption will cause the airway to swell up, resulting in asphyxiation. Ha ha, basically it would be a pretty bad idea."
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>>26057245
Good to know!

Say, got any good combat stats or +str gear?
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>>26057245
So are there any good wyrmwood berry recipes?
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>>26057245
If we fermented the wyrmwood could we drink it?
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>>26057325
>>26057360
Guys, berry's makes us kill.
We don't want to be kill, can't boop medi-pone when kill.
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>>26057397
IRL wormwood fermented makes Absinthe. I wanted to know if A: this is the same stuff B: If the poners know about the wonders of psychedelics.
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>>26057245
So we've got a plan, then. Boop the lich with wyrmwood berries.
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>>26057245
Nurse sure is a happy pone.
Hug the pone anon, hug them all.
>>26057463
Were not gonna warm his icy heart with a cool island song?
Or we using fireballs for that?
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>>26057245
We just need to eat enough of these to become immune!
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>>26057463
I thought we were going to defeat the lick by fucking the nurse pony in front of him until he gives up.
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>nobby got banned for spamming non pony on /mlp/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>26057587
Heeey I thought we were going to seduce doctorpone.
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At least the mods know who to remove from our channel.
If only they would do the same with the rest of MLPG.
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>>26057615
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>>26057618
To be honest man, I don't know if we could hack it.
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Hopefully the mods removed him for good, because threads like this do not need to exist on /mlp/
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Where the fuck is nobby?
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Is the quest ded?
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>>26057862
na, nobby gets drunk and passes out sometimes, but he might wake back up
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>>26057245
>"Alright, the gang's all here. Now then, did you have anything else to do today? The sun's setting soon, and we've got an early start in the morning. I'm gonna head to the INN to get a room, meet me there when you're ready."
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>>26057898
!!
>>26057874
You!
You are my new magic cattle prod Anon of undeading, you stay.
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>>26057898
Give her a nice pat on the butt to see her off.
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>>26057898
We have one more thing to do before we head to the inn and get some rest

boop necro pone
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>>26057898
>nobby got baned.
>nobby isn't banned.
>not a fake.
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>>26057898
Of course, cute little boss mare.
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>>26057898
Does she know any cute fillies we can bring along too?
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>>26057898
Make mental note to attack hug her upon on our return.

Ask the nurse if he wants to ride on our back for a while as we begin our trek. Might need some supplies too.
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>Contact mods thata ban evasion is going on
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>>26057898
Wait, shouldn't we go back to the farm and get the supplies now that the doctor's hired?
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If MLPG wants to have a role play thread they can do it on their own website,You can all take this shit the fuck off /mlp/ it isn't welcome here. Neither is MLPG, but we can't exactly kick you off yet.
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>>26057977
it was a temporary ban for being off-topic, all the people posting about it are just being dumb on purpose
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>>26057898
Ask necromancer pon if we're all going to share a bed.

not even in an unf way or anything

BUT we'd be happy to let her be the big spoon.
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>>26058128
It's still off topic because it has no place on our board.
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>>26058121
CYOA's aren't roleplay in the 4chan sense. Anonymity is preserved so it's not against the rules.

Faggot.

Greetings from /cyoag/ btw, maybe you've noticed that we hate mlpg as much as the rest of the board does.
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>>26058186
The rest of the board hates you
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>>26058186
You are aware that nobby comes from MLPG, right?
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>>26057898
>did you have anything else to do today?
Ponder her question while stroking your chin then say "yes, this" and boop her while high five/one the nurse pone

>I'm gonna head to the INN to get a room
Call dibs on the bed
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>>26058186
>>26058221
lmao
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>>26058220
While the board as a whole dislikes generals, I've never seen specific hate towards /cyoag/

>>26058221
I don't see how that makes his quest against the rules. I never really go to mlpg, so I don't know the various tripfags that inhabit that wasteland. As far as I care he's just another drawfag and QM.
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>>26058276
It's number 3 to get rid of after MLPG and Flutterrape
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>nobby pussed out to the shitposter
Good.
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>>26058276
MLPG is the biggest cancer this board has on it. The sooner we flush out the contributors the sooner we can kill it for good.

We have to do it this way because they bought off the mods and can post all they want on OUR bard.
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>>26058313
I think you take this far too seriously.

I just want to play the quest.

>>26058298
I've never seen that. Kinda odd because I can think of good reasons both of those should go, but no rational reason /cyoag/ should go.

Flutter rape can be folded into AiE, so there's no reason to keep it.
mlpg is off topic and has no reason to exist other that to contain tripfags so it should be banned.

But /cyoag/ serves a good purpose, centralizing quest discussion and keeping those interested in it updated so no one posts "When is x-quest coming back" as a useless 3 post thread.
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>>26058348
The only purpose it serves is to round up more undesirables to purge
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>>26058348
>I just want to play the quest.
http://mlpg.co/q/index.html
GO PLAY IT ON YOUR OWN FUCKING SITE!
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>>26058313
>We have to do it this way because they bought off the mods
fucking kek
/pol/tier
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>>26058348
>mlpg is off topic and has no reason to exist other that to contain tripfags so it should be banned.

You would be rotting on Ponychan without us you little shit.
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>>26058114
[your cloaked companion heads off to the INN and the nurse heads back in the CLINIC to gather his supplies, leaving you with the guitar mare. You wrap your hand with the BANDAGE, then the two of you set off to the FARM to deliver the good news to Beanstalk]

>"Well, what are you doin back here. And where's yer gloomy friend?"

[you inform her of your deal with Ms. Bonesaw and give her the DOCTOR'S NOTE as proof]

>"Well shoot, I didn't think you'd actually go and do anything. Well, as promised I've got the provisions for you. A lot of it is dried so it'll last, but there's some fresh pieces on top you might want to eat first. Good luck, and uh, sorry about your hand."

[you received a bag of FOOD STUFF]
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>>26058373
Quest threads right now are the best content on /mlp/. Infinitely better than the shitty green prompts that used to take up space.

I have nothing to do with mlpg and never have.

>>26058385
/mlpg/ hasn't contributed anything to /mlp/, ever. It outlived it's purpose as soon as we got kicked off /co/.
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>>26058422
I'm still a little confused as to what exactly the terms of the deal we made with the doctor were.
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>>26058422
give that nice mare a big ol hug
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>>26058422
oh boy, now we're really set!
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>>26058433
>/mlpg/ hasn't contributed anything to /mlp/, ever.
Oh shit, nigger.
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>>26058452
my favorite part is the / /
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>>26058452
Wait, wait, there was some good drawfaggotry early on. Mostly Weaver being funny, but other than that, no.
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>>26058440
Think it was bring back her medical supplies and she'll help the sick kid.
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>>26058467
They had funny writers, good feelsmiths, and googly eyes.
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>>26058474
That all started back on /co/ though. Once we had our own board they should have left the general and made their own threads.

Instead they stayed and festered into the tripfag cancer that mlpg is today.
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>>26058422
Eat the fresh food before you go back to the INN you deserve a treat

Then when you get to the INN, buy you and guitar pone a drink with your 10 bits

Call dibs on the bed
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>>26058504
>Instead they stayed and festered into the tripfag cancer that mlpg is today.

MLPG is't full of tripfags as much as this cancer has a tripfag in it.
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>>26058504
>tripfag cancer that mlpg is today
Are you being retarded on purpose?
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>>26058422
Keep fresh food as dinner with our companions
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>people complaining about how MLPG is ruining the board while simultaneously derailing the fucking quest

the hiatus is real
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>>26058963
hey man, there's always going to be angry people being stupid

look at Twilight Sparkle
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>>26058963
>MLPG is ruining the board
I don't think anyone said that. They said that MLPG is off-topic and shouldn't be on the board, not that it's ruining it.
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>>26058715
we are the best chef you dont even know
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>>26058976
MLPG is the reason we have shitposters that attack these threads.
They brag about it in their chats and chat groups.
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mlpg needs to die.
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We'll pick it up soon. Thanks for playing, guys.
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>>26058467
>but other than that, no

Except, you know, for the entire culture of the board.
>rape, /mlp/ 4CC team not being shit, hatred of cringy bronies, brohooves, all the slang the fandom uses, double digits of artists people here love, post-ep screencap threads, ...
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>>26059229
Kindly fuck off to your own website to do your quests from now on.
http://mlpg.co/q/index.html

You. Are. Not. Welcome. Here.

MLPG is a cancer, so die like one and let us have our board free of you.
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>>26059483
>Speaking for the board
I'm fine with him being here.
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>>26059483
Nah, I want nobby here.
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>>26059502
>>26059505
>Wanting tripfag from MLPG to infect our board outside of his quarantine.
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>>26059483
See
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24261920/#24263495
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24261920/#24263511
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>>26059483
quests are the only valid reason to come to this board

thanks mr. noby
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>>26059525
>Getting this upset your opinion doesn't matter
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>>26058440
We get her some wyrmwood in exchange for the services she provided. If her nurse gets hurt she's gonna kill us.

She didn't specify when we'll have to bring back the wyrmwood though.
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>>26059526
Don't try to sell me your fucking propaganda. Your methods are weak and disgusting, you are the reason 4 chan hates us.
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>>26059558
Oh, the Irony!
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>>26058422
Thank the pony, dont worry about the hand. And we should be on our way.
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>>26058422
I hope she's gonna be alright. What if the lich sends undead again to claim her and her son?
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>>26059229
We've got one happy out of five now. We need to increase the amount of happy ponies.
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>>26060230

Not sure if we want to be happy in the same way tho..
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>>26058561
>>26058529
Out sides opinion, I don't know about the tripfag situation but I feel it's redundant for /mlpg/ to still exist after we got our own board.

This whole board is MLP general, we don't need a subsection of more of the same
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>>26059525
Have you...have you even be in one of these threads before? Bobby started t without a trip but because faggots kept taking up his name he was
Force to trip.
Further, trips are traditionally okay so long as you have a reason to use it, like when your RUNNING A CYOA

Get the fuck out you cancerous newfag
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>>26060230
we have to hug everything
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I just want to chime in to say that it is MLPG, not /mlpg/.
Thank you very much.
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>>26059229
Is that the farm mare?
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>>26061483
yes thank
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>>26061556
Would make sense, she's the one with the constantly closed eyes
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>>26061483
Generals often get referred to with the board style bracketing.
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>>26059483
I've never liked that cesspit, but you're just being silly.
>>
beb
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>>26061843
It's MLPG, my friend.

It has always been MLPG.
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>>26061843
/mlpg/ has been stuck in the past for half a decade, why would they get with the times now?
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>>26062854
Or /mlpg/, same as every other general.
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>/mlpg/
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>>26063064
The ending always kills me.
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>>26063064
kek
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>>26063064
>may we see your feet pics?
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beb
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>>26063943
>>
>>26063943
>>
>>26065358
>>
WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS THREAD
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>>26058715
>>26058505
[thanking Beanstalk for the provisions, you grab the sack and head to the INN to meet back up with your necromancer. On the way, you and eyebrows dig in to some pears and bread from the bag]

[once you get to the TAVERN, you give the barkeep 9 bits to supply your party with beer, leaving you with a single bit]

>"Oh, you're back. Your partner's already in the room upstairs, first door on the left. She's ah, not really the talkative type, is she? Well, no matter. Enjoy your stay."

[following his instructions, you enter a cozy room furnished with a fuzzy rug and pictures of ponies lining the walls. Your companion is already waiting on the bed]
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>>26066565
Motherfucker, rule #1 of being in a cyoa is that if you don't want bullshit arguments and shitposting, stay out of the thread while there's no session.
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>>26066693
Eat drink and be merry
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>>26066693
Propose sharing of all foodstuffs
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>>26066693
Bug the Necro pony, look at pictures of ponies on the wall! Finally ask what their names are!

>>26066714
i noticed you're posting bullshit arguments and shitposting during a thread. that's a bold move.
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>>26066693
kek
i can already tell our bard is gonna be fun
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>>26066693
If only we could take the comfy room with us
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>>26066693
Boop Necropon in celebration, and when she retaliates, put the apple in her mouth. The hand is quicker than the eye, after all.
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>>26066693
Boop all nearby horses.
>>
Take down the pictures from the wall and check for spy holes behind them

Possibly attempt to boop adjacent roomgoers through holes in walls
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>>26066728
>>26066744
[your party quickly distributes the fresh foodstuffs around, packing the rest into your respective baggage. Your trio snacks on fruit and vegetables, and pass around loaves of crispy bread with wonderfully warm centers. The only sounds in the room are the crunching of fruits and the sipping of beer]

>>26066746
>>26067356
[you examine the pictures adorning the walls. They all appear to be taken inside the TAVERN itself, with groups of ponies smiling at the camera. There isn't anything suspicious behind any of them. You can spot the bartender in a few of them, looking younger but still sporting a stache]

[in the middle of your meal, you suggest passing around introductions]

>"Hmph, I guess I'll go first. My name's Memento Mori, I live outside of here a few miles to the south. I practice magical su- uh, gardening. And, cleaning. And stuff. I'm just looking to finish this before the entire country goes to ruin. Now, who's next? The monster, or the peasant?"
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>>26067516
The monster!
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>>26067516
Say "the monster" and smile widely at miss-future-to-be-necromancer-maybe
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>>26067516
>magical su
I wonder what she was about to say.
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>>26067516
tell her our name is Rusty.

Rusty Shackleford
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>>26067516
Hello, my name is Anonymous and I'm a boopaholic.

>>26067597
magical super nerd
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>>26067516
Bard horse!
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>>26067516
with the food bag now empty let's repurpose it as a crude yet fashionable tunic
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>>26067564
>>26067581
>>26067625
[ooh! ooh! the monster!]

[you introduce yourself as Anonymous, and you don't really have any idea what you're doing, but your objective is ALSO to stop the bad guy]

[your companions stare at your incredibly well thought out and eloquent introduction, then both shrug]

>"Well, I guess I'm last. My name is ___________"
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>>26067868
HAIRY MARY
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>>26067868
BUSHY BROW
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>>26067889
Quite contrary
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>>26067868
"Queen of cold the death bringer... a guide"
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>>26067868
Mister Lister
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>>26067868
Ser Derrik Humperdink
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>>26067868
God of a thousand forms, the crawling chaos, the stalker among the stars, the whisperer in the dark, and the booper of snoots.
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>>26067868
Tall Tail
>>
we're giving a name to bard ponie, guys
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>>26067868
>>26068127
Mellow Note
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>>26067898
This will do.
>>
>>26068127
...oh OH fuck me.
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>>26067868
"..the one whose name shall never be spoken for the safety of ponykind"
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>>26067868
Sour Note
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>>26067868
Bogdan Wolynetz
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>>26067868
Brow Beats
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>>26067868
roll for Eyebrows
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>>26068507
This. This is perfect.
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>>26068507
voting for this!
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>>26068507

>>26053191
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>>26067868
Have Necropone explain what her buttmark is :^)

also ask Bard for buttmark
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>>26067868
Well, the name's obviously going to be fake, so how about Peachy Keen. Or Plum Tuckered.
>>
Brow. Beats.
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Davinia Brow-ie?
Brow McPony?

Goddamn, rock star musicians are impossible to make pone puns for.
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>>26069033
Dubs speak
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>>26067868
Lucky Lute.
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>>26068507
>>26069033
This
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beb
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>>26068507
>>26069033
"...Brow Beats. I was born in the next town over, about a three day's walk east. Moved here with my sis when I we left our parent's house, she used to be the bard around here. Always singing and playing on her guitar. I was never much good for anything, mostly just taking up odd jobs around town. I can hold my own in a fight, and I've been known to. But one day the dead started comin up. Never as far as town, but on the outskirts. She was out practicing, all I found was her guitar and signs of a fight..."

[you and Memento stay silent during her story]

[you feel like you've gotten closer to your companions, even if it's just a bit]
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>>26070065
daww
give bard pone a scritch behind the ear
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>>26070065
Give one (1) sympathetic pat on the back.
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>>26070065
inb4 her sister is a miniboss
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>>26070065
Tell peasant eyebrows that she's a good enough bard for us and scratch her ears.
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>>26070144
Maybe Mori can pull some magic shenanigans on her.
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>>26070065
CRY AND HUG THE LI'L PONY!
DO IT NOW!
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>>26070185
Why are you namefagging?

Stop
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>>26070065
I mean if you never found a body, you don't know, maybe she's just a prisoner.

Look to necropone for reassurances.
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>>26070065
Hey if we're back in town can we dip our booping hand in the undead slaying potion?
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>>26070219
why are you shitposting?

stop
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>>26070227
What if we dip our dick in the potion and seduce the lich.
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>>26070219
It's a namefag from /mlpg/, which should tell you everything you need to know about it.
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>>26070242
>calling out namefaggotry
>shitposting

Are your retarded? Your name was fine when you posted art, but right now it's totally unnecessary.
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>>26070288
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>>26070227
>>26070276
It's been explained that the potion only works on weapons, as they still need to kill the undead with it to be effective.

>>26070089
>>26070123
>>26070171
[you comfort Brow with ear scratches, and tell her you'll do anything you can to help]
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>>26070182
>>26070223
[you look at Mori to see if she might know anything about the fate of her sister]

[it doesn't look too good]
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>>26070457
Mori you're supposed to lie for moral.
Whatever, if Brow needs a hug we're the guy for it. It's basically what arms are for.
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>>26070457
Tell necropone she's just cynical. We're gonna save every horse and get a good ending. That said, let's scours the dialogue tree for romance options
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>>26070442
Anon's body is a weapon.
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>>26070333
i can do both, i'm talented like that

>>26070457
press the matter.
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>>26070457
Have Mori tell us a calming and totally-not-scary bedtime story about the lich were about to face.
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>>26070515
>>26070457
"Oh momento, your thickly dolloped eyeliner and barely-concealed contempt for me is so dreamy."
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>>26070457
it's ok eyebrows muscles, we'll find your definitely not dead sister tomorrow
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>>26070457
We will deal with that when it comes.

Intoduce nurse later.
Chill and head scratches.
Sleep?
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>>26070555
trips demand tuck-ins and night-night storytime from spooky mama
>>
Is pony nursepony with us, I lost track of that little bugger?
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>>26070616
No. We pick him up when we leave
>"Come back here when you're ready to leave, I'll make sure he has all the supplies he needs. Just, ah, be careful. Not just with the roots. You get him hurt, and I'll make sure you're next."
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>>26070457
Tell Mori to come over to you
When/If she comes over, tell her you just wanted to see if she'd come over when you called her over. Then jump on the bed and say it's yours
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>>26070457
ask necro pony to revive David Bowie ;_;
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>>26070686
FUCK YOU
>>
Grab a pone in each arm and hop under the covers.
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>>26070686
F
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>>26070688
OK, but I'll be on the top.
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>>26070555
>>26070610
[the three of you settle down to get some rest, Memento taking the bed while you and Bushy settle down on the floor]

[after a comfortable silence, you ask Memento if there's anything she can tell you about this wannabe lich]

>"...If my plan works, he actually shouldn't be too much of a problem. He was a fool in life, and hopefully he won't make it to undeath. He's learned in necromancy, but he's not very skilled at much else. He's egotistic and cruel, but not very creative. Right now, our main trouble is actually getting to him."

[you let the information roll around in your head, then drift off to sleep sometime in the night]
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>>26071096
Awaken (hopefully!) covered in ponies.
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>>26071096
Morning boner
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>>26071117
Just not the ones we'd expect.
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>>26071096
Wake up and boop them in their sleep.
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>>26071096
Dream of pone
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>>26071124
rolling
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>>26071096
you're peaceful slumber is disturbed by night terrors
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>>26071096
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alright, I'll try and resume sometime tomorrow

I've got classes starting back up, so the schedule might be even more erratic for a bit before I stop sleeping entirely
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>>26071189
You won't be out getting lost on mountains so you'll probably have a more normal schedule.
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>>26071189
See you in a week, nerd
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>wake up just in time to find out there was a new session and it ended only minutes ago
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>>26071189
thank mr. noby also these pause screens are flipping adorbs
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>>26071248
shits adorbs too.
i had to draw the last one because he was too lazy
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beb
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>>26071752
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>>26073289
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>>26073813
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>>26074182
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Boop
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>>26074182
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Bump
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Bemp
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Beep
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>>26077640
boop
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>>26071096
Make sure your alarm's set for hug o' clock.
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Have we checked what's in our bag yet? Do we have a map?
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>>26078336
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>>26079255
Maps aren't an issue. We've got 2 locals in our party!
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>>26078733
We should wake up early and poise over spooky's sleeping form, ready for hugging at first movement.
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>>26079790
>>
soon™
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>>26080768
I'll be sure to mark it on my calendar.
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>>26080768
hype®
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>>26071096
Damn brow looks so peaceful here.
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>>26080768

Soon is relative for undead.
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>>26080768
>soon™
>6 hours later
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>>26082346
nobby gets easily distracted by dicks.

He was caught during a sting operation partaking in public restroom gay sex

He also likes to panhandle for dicks.
He'll set up at a busy intersection and beg for them usually with a sign that says "will draw for dicks"

This man is sick
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>>26082346
He's been busy drawing Sunset Shimmer and horsedicks.
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>>26071096
Wake up early prepare breakfast for our group and coarse Mori into waking with petting or a hug
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Bemf
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>>26083613
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>>26030116
>inquire if there are any other gashes or scar dr. pony may have
>any other gashes
I can think of at least one other gash I wouldn't mind helping her out with.
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Page 9, live this place
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bamp.
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bamf
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Hey guys, sorry but not gonna continue tonight
I got a hot date with a fat juicy cock
To say I love dicks would be an understatement

I have cock blood in my veins

I always think of cock from morning to evening

I dream of cocks

My life is cocks
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>>26088329
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Emergency bump. Fuck falseflags.
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[you feel your body drifting in nothingness]

[you look around you, but all you can see is endless nothing]

[after calming yourself, you notice the feeling of long grass, and more importantly, stable earth beneath you]
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[your vision returns, and you find yourself in an unfamiliar land]
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>>26090222
Are those ponies in the background? Like, a lot of ponies?
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>>26090222
PANIC
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>>26090295
[you squint your eyes and look at the forms in the distance. They appear to be an immeasurably long line of ponies, all moving in one direction]
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>>26090396
RUN TO THEM!
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>>26090396
Attempt lucid dreaming to go back to our big tittied anime girl sex harem.
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>>26090396
Oh god they're all the dead ponies.
Somehow we can see dead ponies.
...we should try and bring one back with us. Look for the cutest one.
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>>26090396
Investigate
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>>26090396
Ride one.
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>>26090396
boop all of them
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>>26090419
[you attempt to imagine yourself in a different scenario, but your powers are useless! You don't think this is a dream you'll wake up easily from]

>>26090402
>>26090445
[you run down the hill towards the closest line of ponies. Though long and wild, the grass on the hills strangely doesn't hinder you very much]

[the ponies don't acknowledge you much, even when you attempt to introduce yourself to them. A few give you a glance from the corner of their eye, but soon return to staring at the ground, or their destination]
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>>26090545
boop one.
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>>26090545
Follow them to where they are going and take our sword of undead slaying in case they need protection, it's dangerous to travel at this time of night
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>>26090545
Test the physics of this world. See if you can now jump super high.
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>>26090571
[you reach for your sword, but realize that you don't have any possessions on you]

>>26090748
[you attempt to perform a super jump, but other than looking like a fool you don't accomplish much. Luckily none of the ponies stare at you for long]

>>26090502
>>26090565
[you boop one of the ponies, halting her procession]

[other than looking down at your finger, then back up at you, she doesn't respond]
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>>26090782
scritch the mare behind the ears and ask her where shes going
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>>26090782
Physically force the horse to smile.
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>>26090782
Look at the light all the ponies are walking towards.
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>>26090782
Give a pony a bear hug and don't let them go until they acknowledge you.
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>>26090782
ask the mare if she fell from heaven cause she has a messed up face
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>>26090782
Try to get them to talk.
>>
>>26090782
ask mare why she's so sad
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>>26090782
What FIEND has done this? How can poner feel NOTHING when booped!?
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>>26090782
ask mare if she wants a piggyback ride
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>>26090805
[you pull the pony's chubby cheeks apart]

[this smile doesn't look very fun]

>>26090795
>>26090826
>>26090939
[you ask the mare where everyone's headed]

>"...To the Entrance, with everyone else"

[she points a hoof at the top of a great mountain, with thousands upon thousands of ponies winding around it. At the peak is a blinding white light that dominates the sky. As soon as you look at it, you feel something inside you being drawn in]
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>>26091134
Look back at the pony. Doesn't she look kinda like Browbeat?
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>>26091134
Entrance to what?
>>
>>26091134
pick up pony and walk towards the light
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>>26091134
Ask pony why everyone is headed there.
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>>26091134

You should refuse being drawn into the light, after all it doesn't work out for dead people or bugs.
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>>26091177
>>26091314
[you ask the pony what the 'Entrance' is to, and why everyone is headed there]

[suddenly the light goes dark]
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>>26091490
oh my
OH MY
OH NO
GRAB THE PONY AND RUN
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>>26091490
Fucking run at that chump. We're gonna give him a piece of our mind!
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>>26091490
Oh look, a new friend to boop!
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>>26091490
[your head begins to split]
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>>26091490
He looks like a cool guy
Wave hello
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>>26091515
wake up

put on a little make up
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>>26091515
Yell back.
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[you wake up with a start]
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>>26091577
Pick up the nearest pony and cuddle like your life depends on it.
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alright, this looks like a good place to stop for the night.
I'll pick it up sometime tomorrow
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>>26091609
"""""tomorrow"""""
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>>26091609
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tomorrow
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>>26091609
Thanks for running, Nobby.
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>>26091609
>no hugging intermission image of shadowmare
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>>26092190
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>>26092190
sad
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>>26091490
>>26091515
Are we sure that we are really heading towards a lich and not a demon?
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>>26091577
Man, necropone sure looks grumpy
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>>26094204

It looks as though she's been waken up by us in the middle of the night, after all..
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>>26094501
We could ask her what her impression of our dream might mean?
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>>26094204
Looks rather sick than grumpy to me.
Maybe we should feed her some eggs
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>>26091577
Jump in bed with necro pone and tell her you had a bad dream
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>>26094910
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>>26095215
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>>26094759
Let's ask brows too. Everyone always enjoys hearing about the weird dream we just had in the middle of the night. We should make sure to speak slowly and go into exhausting detail to ensure their maximum enjoyment.
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>>26096818
But Bushy Brows is still sleeping. Never wake a sleeping pony Anon.
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>>26097252
Good point, I almost made a terrible mistake
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>>26097388
Nice dubs
That and our dream may have been magical in a way and we will need a good explanation from Mori unhindered by her fear of being accused or stigma of her black magic abilities.
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you're all silly
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>>26097818
This
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>>26029016
bump
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>>26097831
yes i am
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>>26100246
remember to keep it for as long as you can
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10
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If trips, OP will bless us with a new thread tomorrow.
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>>26101666
Good job on your satan trips. Necropone would approve.
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>>26101666

GG, satan.

I'm filled with hope now.
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>>26101666
it is the will off pony satan
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beb
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>>26091609
>tomorrow
>tomorrow
>tomorrow
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>>26103444
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>26101666
aaaany minute now
>>
And this thread is done. Gnight folks.
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>>26103444
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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bump
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>>26104177
It's already ded, Anon
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