I want to explore her caves
>>29578067
I want to raid her tomb
i want to fuck her butt
I'm done with horsefucking. I want EQG girls now and DD is looking good
Now that this is pretty much confirmed what is your opinion?
EQG is pure shit.
EGQ is saved so long as glimglams dominates screentime
>>29578035
Here's that reply you wanted, cocksucker
Find a flaw
>>29577733
Kill yourself, faggot
>>29577733
Left one doesn't wear a cute hat
>>29577733
>Not Sunset
Make of it what you will, I'm done caring about your incessant screeching. This double standard within the fanbase is too truthful to swallow even for me.
>>29577300
kill yourself.
>>29577300
Um Anon. I don't think the staff even knew about the fandom during the production of Lesson Zero and Lina Eclipse.
>>29577300
I don't really get the image, but I'll say this:
Lesson Zero is Twilight being written pretty massively out of character just to make a plot happen. For all of the whining about later seasons not being 100% true to the characters, this is probably the biggest offender of OOCness.
What car types, models, and year would the Mane 6 be interested in?
What would the Royal Sisters be interested in?
We already see a similar technology in the show, though no steering wheel or similar controls.
Would they all just have mustangs of varying years with their appropriate color scheme?
What would any background character car be?
And the griffins?
Car enthusiasts from all around the board, get in this fucking thread and discuss.
>>29577150
I wouldn't want cars in Equestria because that would fuck up the constructed image of a utopian society. In any case, my '97 Corolla ain't gonna attract no pone pussy.
>>29577167
Well what do you think would best match a ponies personality in our world?
>>29577213
Twingo for all of them
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>29577109
>>29577109
May The Best Pet Win is the shittiest episode in the entire show, shittier than Mysterious Mare Do Well.
>>29577109
IWTSTCIM
Glimy Glimy
>>29577038
faggot faggot
ok what else?
http://mylittlepony.hasbro.com/images/
>>29577095
http://mylittlepony.hasbro.com/images/CharacterDropdownImage_EG_starlightglimmer.png
wtf
Here we have the 3 most edgy parts of different sections of the fandom.
Canon
Semi-Canon
and Fanon
What is to happen if we're to combine them?
>>29576849
I want to fuck Shadowlock while he moans about how no one understands his pain
>That movie OC was literally made in that deviantart pony maker
Can't make that shit up.
This ride is doomed.
>>29576860
this... If I were to point out stupid edgy BS I would have went with something truly shitty like Lord Anders or some other coldsteel esque creation.
Nyx isnt really edgy. she is more "Dark and Misunderstood OC DONUT STEEL Mary Sue" yes just as bad if not worse than OW the EDGE but still not really edgy either.
As for CRAWWWWLING IN MY MANE....
Imagine her sucking on your cock and pulling out and looking at you seductively.Only for you to finish yourself off and see if you can launch your jizz into her horn hole like a ball and cup toy.
Give him a name, /mlp/.
>>29576674
Cunt Destroyer
>>29576674
Chad Thundercock
>>29576674
Applejack
Have you bought your My Little Hose merch yet, /mlp/?
>>29576610
>my fun hose
>>29576610
>My Fun Hose
Pardon me, "My Fun Hose."
It's time I tell you a story. A shitty story that nobody will care about.
It was April 25, 2014. I was so hyped that school was over. I decided to play MLP on my iPhone, but I was a little bored playing it, I wished something good would happen.
Then, without warning, a notification popped up on my phone. It was Pony Thread Simulator v0.26 by xXHomerSimpsonXx, uploaded on YouTube. I've totally forgot about it because of school. I was curious to see what kind of stupid shitty threads the video had this time, so I pressed on the notification, waiting for the YouTube app to open. Then, on the exact moment the video started, I realized.....
SHIT WAS ABOUT TO GET REAL
The intro was confusing, the threads were stupid, I laughed my ass so hard that I shitted my pants. xXHomerSimpsonXx has done it again. I thanked the creator for this and bid him a good luck on the future.
But....I knew one day, someone will fuck up.
February 26, 2017: I was on my computer looking for something new.
Then suddenly, I caught a sight of something from the past in my eye.
It was a blind commentary of Pony Thread Simulator v0.26, uploaded by a user named RarityDash. The thumbnail was different, the description was odd. I was curious what this was all about, so I clicked on the video, waiting for it to load. I was met with a 30 second unskippable ad, I didn't mind at all. Then the video started.
That's when I noticed.....
I found the person who fucked up.
The intro was boring, the laughing was awful, I couldn't stand the noises he was making at the porn threads. I realized nothing will ever be the same again.
That night, while watching the Oscars, I wrote a note to my parents:
"My dearest mom and dad,
I hate reactors
I hate reactors so much
Their voice is so awful
The views are so little
It's so sad to see my past go away
For that I hate
The reactors.
Your Son."
I thought about how worse life can get, as I tucked myself into the bed, turning off the lamp.
The End
A thread died for this.
>>29576537
This is becoming the new Glimmerposting isn't it?
LULZ
>>29576395
Twilight is going to sue the pants off anon. :D
I mek poast :D
Why is Trixie rather... erm... "thicker of horn" than most unicorns? You ever notice that? It's like, twice as wide as a regular horn.
>>29576337
She's a porn actress. She had to enlarge her horn.
>>29576337
>ellipses
>>29576370
Did someone say eclipses?!
Exhausted Edition
Movie stuff (the movie with horses in it!)
>>29510894
IDW storytime 51 (maybe it won't be terrible!)
>>29540833
Previously on MLPG
>>29570233
>twiggy
Psssht, what's that bitch tired from doing?
Nothing?
>>29576041
Watching this show is so different after being on medication for so long. It just screams "immature" and "juvenile". It really feels like I shouldn't be watching it.
Where do you guys think various ponies would be on the political compass and why?
>>29575880
They all go in far authoritarian right
Equestria is a National Socialist society
>>29575880
>muh mlpol ids gretest allaicne!!!1
>>29575886
I am okay with this