Stupid MLP Story

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It's time I tell you a story. A shitty story that nobody will care about.

It was April 25, 2014. I was so hyped that school was over. I decided to play MLP on my iPhone, but I was a little bored playing it, I wished something good would happen.

Then, without warning, a notification popped up on my phone. It was Pony Thread Simulator v0.26 by xXHomerSimpsonXx, uploaded on YouTube. I've totally forgot about it because of school. I was curious to see what kind of stupid shitty threads the video had this time, so I pressed on the notification, waiting for the YouTube app to open. Then, on the exact moment the video started, I realized.....

SHIT WAS ABOUT TO GET REAL

The intro was confusing, the threads were stupid, I laughed my ass so hard that I shitted my pants. xXHomerSimpsonXx has done it again. I thanked the creator for this and bid him a good luck on the future.


But....I knew one day, someone will fuck up.


February 26, 2017: I was on my computer looking for something new.

Then suddenly, I caught a sight of something from the past in my eye.

It was a blind commentary of Pony Thread Simulator v0.26, uploaded by a user named RarityDash. The thumbnail was different, the description was odd. I was curious what this was all about, so I clicked on the video, waiting for it to load. I was met with a 30 second unskippable ad, I didn't mind at all. Then the video started.

That's when I noticed.....

I found the person who fucked up.

The intro was boring, the laughing was awful, I couldn't stand the noises he was making at the porn threads. I realized nothing will ever be the same again.

That night, while watching the Oscars, I wrote a note to my parents:

"My dearest mom and dad,

I hate reactors
I hate reactors so much
Their voice is so awful
The views are so little
It's so sad to see my past go away
For that I hate
The reactors.

Your Son."

I thought about how worse life can get, as I tucked myself into the bed, turning off the lamp.

The End