Previous thread: >>30168921
Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.
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>FAQ
>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?
The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history.
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A man always goes down with his shit
the cancer never ends
>>30168972
Actual link here >>29960260
Close enough.This whole thing is expendable to me.
Incredibly Self-conscious Edition
All ponies welcome, as long as they aren't a cute.
The Prompt:
>Rainbow Dash isn't attractive
>At least not to ponies
>Her eye color
>Her rainbow mane and tail caused by some rare genetic defect
>Her muzzle is just a little to short
Your pone is unattractive by pony standards. Maybe it's because of how different their beauty standards are. Maybe it's because of a million little imperfections that you can't see. Either way, they're doomed to being a kissless virgin.
Want to romance a waifu who has no idea how perfect she is? This is your thread.
Active green:
Tuner - http://pastebin.com/x5FMfxc0
- http://pastebin.com/ZuNuUuek
- http://pastebin.com/JH2sfAPH
- http://pastebin.com/iuY2XGbn
Dirt Muffin - http://pastebin.com/MJcr1ApS
- http://pastebin.com/TtE2H1xB
Britanon - http://pastebin.com/B7rt43cE
Spankybat - http://pastebin.com/R8VztRWX
Flapback - No bin yet
The Archive:
Dr. Tran - http://pastebin.com/XcKXNp5a
Posh Hats - http://pastebin.com/7xARAUBi
Wombat - http://pastebin.com/63QM4GY4
Chimeragoose - http://pastebin.com/pSnU2dtD
- http://pastebin.com/5cyjmMsL
WNRite - http://pastebin.com/6s4Ufecn
Doctor_Z - http://pastebin.com/SD6huTjm
DONUTSTEAL - http://pastebin.com/Aw3GhX75
Anonymous - http://pastebin.com/dgUkEBEK
ACG - http://pastebin.com/Y8q1fdLL
CreamNscream - http://pastebin.com/JN7Mvppm
BaBonk - http://pastebin.com/jkPX2JxL
Have_Some_Dash - http://pastebin.com/Tr3ZN7cs
Coffee_Horse - http://pastebin.com/4t5eNzTe
Icarus - http://pastebin.com/ygdJD3tp
Fizzles_Anon - http://pastebin.com/3xWgu7b8
OP Template: http://pastebin.com/JfkyfgS0
Previous Thread: >>30048029
First for NO HOMO ALLOWED
>>30163579
Do lesbohorses count?
Rainbow in eqg looses it on stage because she gets heckled and called ugly at school, so she uses playing guitar as an outlet. Enter in anon who thinks this is awesome, befriends her.
Writefriends get on this, I'm too shit at writing to do anything good.
>https://youtu.be/Yx8sx_LVWl4
For reference
The Great and Powerful Thread!
>>29987607
We hit Bump and Image limit last time with 142 posters.
BrownieTown and BG9 have returned and we even have a few drawfriends lurking around.
All in all it was a great thread, so let’s do it again.
I’m working on a master story list but I need some help
https://pastebin.com/XrRy4sxr
Reply with Trips, Title, and link and I’ll start adding to it.
Also we have a Great and Powerful Discord:
https://discord.gg/HDnaVJ5
Come say hello if you want.
Let Trixie Tuesday commence!
>>30150069
I'm always down for best pony
>>30150069
What about Minion_Dribble?
Honeymoon Edition
Previous Thread
>>29977637
Twisted Desires Pastebin (Be warned they are long, I am working on it)
Part 1: http://pastebin.com/shurgbZ9
Part 2: http://pastebin.com/WSp0Cpxv
Part 3: http://pastebin.com/ZTwyKsMN
Part 4: http://pastebin.com/dVKsDRhX
Part 5: http://pastebin.com/PEVVbQHu
Part 6: http://pastebin.com/e0b3Ercz
Part 7: http://pastebin.com/Di70hQAv
>What is this? Another Rule 63 thread?
No, not really. This is a thread about Queen Umbra and her adventures with everyone's favorite human Anon!
>So a story thread then?
Yes! This is a story that takes place after the Reflections comic arc You know the one where Celestia loves that Sombra from the mirror universe where everyone good is evil and everyone evil is good. Before the last thread died It is time for the Anon and Umbra to finally be wed, but not everything is sunshine and daisies...
>So it's just a thread for your story?
No of course not! Like always if you want to write something go ahead
If not sit back and enjoy or talk about vidya games of your choice
>>30146088
>buy coca cola in 20 min
>dead thread
That fast?
>>30146088
"Hello, beloved!" You greet him as he takes his seat between you and Celestia "How did it go?"
>"It went good." Anonymous says "The guys are in along with Arthas and Jaina and a friend of mine named Big Macintosh."
"The more the merrier right?" You tell him "I'm sure it'll be fun tonight."
>"Also Ariadne and Eliza were there and they said they'd liked to come along." Anonymous says "So I guess it's going to be a small party."
"I'm okay with that." You tell him before looking towards the other "Any objections?"
>Everypony shakes their head as Edith returns with everypony lunch
>...
>After lunch and some catching up, Twilight and her friends returned with Ariadne
>Informing them of the plans for tonight, they quickly agreed and you all began to head out towards the hot-springs
>Walking along the crystal streets of the empire, you pas by ponies that are still decorating the empire for your wedding day
"Trust me, you are all going to love the springs." You tell them "One dip inside and you feel all your troubles melt away."
>>30146098
Shit I went to go talk to my grandma for a second and I came back to find us ded
Why our thread go soooo fucking fast?
>Kaiju Crossover Edition
See the full story here! https://pastebin.com/RDeQ6MJc
Pastebins:
http://pastebin.com/u/Eldrych [dead]
http://pastebin.com/u/Nopesack_v2 (Mr. Breezie) [dead]
http://pastebin.com/u/Yarnspinner [dead]
http://pastebin.com/u/IcarusAnon
http://pastebin.com/u/Spoo_Keys [kill]
http://pastebin.com/u/mumanon [dead]
http://pastebin.com/u/coppertoe1215 (TB)
http://pastebin.com/u/WriteFaggot (Lich Anon) [lazy]
http://pastebin.com/u/Finsthegreen Fins(30 days of shark ponies.)
http://pastebin.com/HjXHwy0v Amusinganon (Seeking Jubilation)
http://pastebin.com/RMjJW69R (Also Amusing Anon)
http://pastebin.com/LBsadzcX strangeanon (Garnet/How to train your dragon...pony.)
http://pastebin.com/u/Leiffer (More Sharkpone)
http://pastebin.com/we0vBKcr (Doll Waifu)
https://pastebin.com/u/Hexus
https://pastebin.com/u/BadGrammarFag
Headless Anon:
-Don't Lose Your Head (Dullahan/Anon/Derpy):
http://pastebin.com/HD9RxCUh
Alcrowholic:
-Diamond (Diamond Dog Story):
http://pastebin.com/U2Kn0gek
Snowglobe:
Mourning Glory:
http://pastebin.com/Y5fynGUC
Anon vs Rapetor Mane 6:
http://pastebin.com/z38wgwnA
Snake Charming OR Breeding In Captivity (Anon X Coatl)
http://pastebin.com/gdNZFjsV (embed)
"Let's Fuck, Final Answer" (Anon x Sphinx)
http://pastebin.com/y6FuzEnA
Butterscotch Sticks his Dick in an Anthill:
http://pastebin.com/cJbmZckE
Serenade:
Cherry Bubble:
http://pastebin.com/NttyATqU
http://pastebin.com/zLqvME9r
Raintype:
-Dueling with Centaurs(Centaur/Femanon):
http://pastebin.com/NxPLA4ea
http://pastebin.com/Vc4Qk7F3
-Archipelago Anon (Seapony Dolphin):
http://pastebin.com/tciH6W5e
Fimfic Pages:
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/LocalWriteDrone
Uh, hi. Kinda new here. Any dos and don'ts that I should know about here?
>>30140222
Would you chill with sharkpone even though she has those teeth, /swt/?
>>30140394
There are many waifus who are strange. What are you into? I'd recommend taking a peak at https://pastebin.com/u/Festizio or http://pastebin.com/u/Finsthegreen for starters
>>30140689
Er, let me try this.
What if you have a character of your own that might be a bit, er, strange, that hasn't seen a whole lot of love elsewhere that you think might have a shot here?
Ponies Aroused by Anon's Physique thread
>1 2 1 2 1 2 Edition
The beautiful cover art, by LeStrange -chan
ITT: Anon's human body is a huge turn-on for ponies. Why? The reasons vary. Sometimes there isn't one. Either way, shenanigans ensue.
Prev:>>29953244
Resident Writefags:
Diskotek: http://pastebin.com/ur4SSynm (Dead)
MM:http://pastebin.com/u/thegeman (Dead just check desu)
RiggyRag: http://pastebin.com/u/RiggyRag (Alive)
Diatomic-ge's: http://pastebin.com/JKF7sPjc (Dead)
Ladesko: http://pastebin.com/u/ladesko (Dead)
IguessI'llstoplurkingandtrywritingsomegreen: http://pastebin.com/u/IGISLAWSG (Dead)
Doinpexter's: http://pastebin.com/u/DOINPEXTER (Dead)
butts: No known pastebin
Rojo: http://pastebin.com/sD6rU4JE (Dead)
Eppy: http://pastebin.com/u/Eppy (Dead)
The Oni: http://pastebin.com/u/The_Oni (Dead)
Sleepy Bastrd: http://pastebin.com/HSwQumvK (?)
CAMP_OMEGA_CAMPER: http://pastebin.com/0Ds5cXJM (?)
>Update
CaptainAnonymous: https://pastebin.com/AxzjsANK
Lap :https://pastebin.com/dceXJBTF - https://pastebin.com/kRYQdCWT
ForestGuardian: https://pastebin.com/bE32yUhX
RiggyRag https://pastebin.com/KBFRba6E - https://pastebin.com/1QHGC9Zn - https://pastebin.com/hhvpxWTT
Speaker-to-Birds: https://pastebin.com/PWbfC84g
Ops Prev:>>30012714
>>30135032
>9 dead writefags
Just give it up, your thread is dead. Serves generals right.
>>30135032
>everybody is dead in previous thread
>make new one
>everybody is still dead
WELP
Rarity left Sweetie Belle in charge of watching the boutique for just an afternoon. She returned to her store to find it ransacked. After a few cracks of the belt, Sweetie revealed that she left it unattended to help with a cutie mark problem. Does she deserve the spanking already in-progress?
Featured Story:
Sweetie Belle's Double Discipline by Anon (Magnum&Pearl/SB)
https://pastebin.com/gAEZuZ7G
Old thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29945654/
Stories in #42:
Untitled Snippet (WIP) by Nomine >>29966429
Untitled #2 (WIP) by Nomine >>30021106
http://mlpgeneral.com/spanking/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=194
Laziness Cure by DCFTEF >>30029580
Applejack the Substitute (Outline) by Anon >>30054555
The Evil Scientist by RusticAnon
http://mlpgeneral.com/spanking/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=193
Group Archives (140+ stories). Haven't been updated in a bit. If you want newer stories, check the last few threads.
https://pastebin.com/u/SkyeHigh
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ce_DlEwnDcpjqTKRRxvsL4SCjka9H4cYq5lTfku8Tiw
Forum:
http://mlpgeneral.com/spanking/Yes the title is a reference to us letting the last thread die
>>30115544
Shit
>>30115544
So we all deserve a spanking I guess. I'll go get a hairbrush.
>>30115569
>>30116414
Hey, as often as I bumped the last thread, I think I should just get off with a time out!
PROMPT:
>"HI Nonny! I have a message for you from Rarity!"
>Pinkie sticks out her chest, puts on a spiteful face and adopts a familiar yet certainly made-up accent
>"I've had it up to here with Sweetie Belle spending her evenings at the arcade, playing... "video games". When I said she needed a male role model, well, Anon isn't what I had in mind. He's so carefree. And lazy. And boyish, and reckless. Not to mention he thinks he's SO good with kids. I can make Sweetie laugh."
>Pinkie crosses her arms and huffs
>"I could make her laugh until she cried. I'm just busy. There's no time in my schedule for telling childish jokes to my sister."
>She huffs even louder
>"And what is WITH his hair? Frankly, it's embarrassing. Spending time with someone of his... standards... is undoubtedly bad for Sweetie."
>...
>"Anyway, he's waiting to pick her up at her piano lessons. Be a dear and relay this to him?"
>Pinkie spins around and walks five feet before tensing up
>"Oh, but take out all those mean things I said. We wouldn't want to hurt his feelings."
>Pinkie nods her head and beams in satisfaction with her accurate retelling
>Then her eyes bulge
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WHAT IS THIS:
This is a series of threads started not long ago. Anon gets close to Sweetie Belle, and Rarity doesn't approve.
WRITEFAGS:
Ponybones -M.I.A/K.I.A/Alive, we don't know anymore
mediocrewritefag -M.I.A (currently believed to be held in a Kekistani training camp)
twiligh/tg/ame_night -Alive
Shade of Dusk -Dead (fortunately)
STORIES: -In order of Writer
http://pastebin.com/6pAVvJ4D -Love Games
http://pastebin.com/nsNtPdDS -The Man Who Fell For Sweetie Belle
http://pastebin.com/MFzZybgA -Soarin's Silver Lining
http://pastebin.com/V5cS27zr -Of Sweetie Bots and Young Love
Previous thread: >>29882327
>Your underage girlfriend will never dance for you
>>30074498
What would you show her, and why?
The /b/tards deserved every single ban they got and I honestly think moot was too lenient and should have did a fur 2.0
What I don't understand is why did they blame everyone else for what /b/ did. Those horses back in October 2011 were popular on every single board, not just /b/. Then February 28th 2011 came and the /b/imbos really fucking ruined it for everyone else. Moot and the mods should have kept track of the /b/ IPs and range ban them permanently. /b/ was always the cancer that killed 4chan.
>>30313789
No u
>>30313800
No, (You).
>>30313789
Look at your picture one more time and tell me, was it not the right thing to do to spit in the face of the mods?
Besides, moot turned out to be a cuck so that means we were falsely charged, when you think about it. I swear to god, this is why authfags are the single worst thing on any community. Underages and Homeshits wish they could inflict as much damage to us as the moderators did, jesus christ.
Is it okay to cheat on your waifu if she can't satisfy your needs?
>>30313434
No. If your waifu can't satisfy your needs, then she isn't the mare for you.
>>30313434
No, but this faggot>>30313470
Is wrong too. What you do is sit down with her and have a rational discussion like adults. Who knows, she may be down for some three way action, or willing to share. No sense in throwing out the baby with the bathwater
>>30313434
no you two timing piece of shit
Why do everytime when I see a pic of Rainbow Dash with a lesbian partner making love for each other I always feel so angry, feels so crazy inside my heart and I wanted to listen to some love/breakup songs and other music. Why do I always wanted to listen to love/breakup songs and heavy hype music when I feel cucked that my gf Rainbow Dash go with a fucking dyke?? Why this shit always happen to me??
Kill
yourself
>>30313310
No clue, anon
Why do everytime when I see a pic of Rarity with a spike partner making love for each other I always feel so angry, feels so crazy inside my heart and I wanted to listen to some love/breakup songs and other music. Why do I always wanted to listen to love/breakup songs and heavy hype music when I feel cucked that my gf Rarity go with a fucking spyke?? Why this shit always happen to me??
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>30312682
Welp, Now I've been through the entire internet.
>>30312682
Oh yes me too bro, me too.
>>30312682
Best shitpost on the catalog right now
she's not going anywhere is she?
>>30312301
I don't think so, we're stuck with that bald shit
>>30312301
Yes, she's going to EQG world, making her non-canon like EQG itself.
She never existed she was Twilight's Nightmare and dream at the same time
Commie.
Childhood is idolizing Twilight
Adulthood is realizing Rarity makes more sense
>>30312226
Rarity's dream from the start was to marry royalty and become a princess.
true ascendancy is realizing both are top tier ponies
>>30312226
Wrong. Applejack is the thinking man's waifu
So, how to you reckon they're gonna ruin her character?
>>30312213
theyre going to fill all of her holes with not-penises.
>>30312213
With some terrible last minute redemption by Glimmer
>>30312213
how does one achieve holes in hair?