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Anonymous
2017-06-14 12:50:26 Post No.30304725
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Anonymous 2017-06-14 12:50:26 Post No. 30304725 [Report] [View this topic]

why isn't there 'pony themed' phone sex available on the market?

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 12:53:17 Post No.30304736
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>>30304725
Because it's a niche thing and the only people willing to do such a job are obese neckbeards whomst cannot imitate a feminine voice to save their life.

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Have some green my friend

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2017-06-14 12:27:03 Post No.30304575
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Anonymous 2017-06-14 12:27:03 Post No. 30304575 [Report] [View this topic]

do you like strong mares, /mlp/?

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 12:27:47 Post No.30304581
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>>30304575
I like all mares.

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>>30304575
>rainbow dash
>strong
Good one, anon.

Anonymous 2017-06-14 12:28:40 Post No.30304588
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>>30304575
>high test
No.

Anonymous
2017-06-13 11:28:38 Post No.30304136
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 11:28:38 Post No. 30304136 [Report] [View this topic]

Oh come on, they're cute, stop being a stick in the mud.

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Anonymous 2017-06-13 11:29:45 Post No.30304144
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>>30304136
I will cum on them because they are cute. I want to put my stick in their mud.

Anonymous 2017-06-13 11:29:48 Post No.30304146
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>>30304136
I just hate that they're all teenagers.

Anonymous 2017-06-13 11:29:57 Post No.30304150
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 11:29:57 Post No.30304150 [Report]

Equestria Girls was shit when it was first announced and it's still shit now.

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2017-06-13 11:22:49 Post No.30304101
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 11:22:49 Post No. 30304101 [Report] [View this topic]

What do you guys think of my merch?

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Anonymous 2017-06-13 11:23:50 Post No.30304107
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 11:23:50 Post No.30304107 [Report]

good thread, kid

Anonymous 2017-06-13 11:24:20 Post No.30304109
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>>30304101
Whatcha gonna do with the box cutter, anon?

Anonymous 2017-06-13 11:24:23 Post No.30304110
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>>30304101
cringe threads belong on bee, redditor.

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2017-06-13 10:24:18 Post No.30303701
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 10:24:18 Post No. 30303701 [Report] [View this topic]

Nyx

More like

~~Daughter I would love unconditionally.~~

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Anonymous 2017-06-13 10:37:22 Post No.30303793
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>>30303701
nyxfag
More like roleplaying that we are martyrs

Anonymous 2017-06-13 10:41:50 Post No.30303824
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>>30303793
I don't care if you think I'm the bad guy.

Anonymous 2017-06-13 10:45:13 Post No.30303838
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>>30303824
I DON'T CARE (love you nyx) SERIOUSLY NO (tryhard deep discourse)
WHO CARES IF YOU DO (does another tryhard post to sound cool and collected) WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

Anonymous
2017-06-13 10:13:06 Post No.30303627
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 10:13:06 Post No. 30303627 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: Describe a pony using a video game

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Anonymous 2017-06-13 10:14:59 Post No.30303638
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>>30303627
how could Dash fit into this vacuum cleaner? Did the author have a vacuum cleaner vore fetish or something?

Anonymous 2017-06-13 10:22:33 Post No.30303679
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>>30303638
That's not RD, that's just her hair
Just look how cleanly it's cut

Anonymous 2017-06-13 10:23:59 Post No.30303696
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>>30303627
First two to come to mind:
>Fluttershy: Animal Crossing
>Starlight Glimmer: Sonic '06

Anonymous
2017-06-13 09:19:11 Post No.30303249
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 09:19:11 Post No. 30303249 [Report] [View this topic]

Is MLP better than E3 2017?

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Anonymous 2017-06-13 09:19:53 Post No.30303256
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you can't you compare two completely different formats of entertainment.

Anonymous 2017-06-13 09:20:03 Post No.30303257
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>>30303249
Fuck no

Anonymous 2017-06-13 09:22:34 Post No.30303275
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>>30303249
A pile of dogshit is better than E3 2017, Jesus what a fucking shitshow.

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2017-06-13 09:14:53 Post No.30303208
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 09:14:53 Post No. 30303208 [Report] [View this topic]

Boy Anon I sure love the taste of Dragon semen.
Did you know discord has 2 penises 2!!
That's double the pleasure.
Oh and when he plays with my ponut, it's just the best!
Anyways, i came to invite you to our wedding. I need someone to be discords best man.
And I couldn't think of anyone Better then you.
After all we've been friends for years.

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Anonymous 2017-06-13 09:16:44 Post No.30303226
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ͧ

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>>30303208
Gee fluttershy, you're lets you play with TWO dicks?!

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Boy fluttershy! how does it feel to be cucked?

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2017-06-13 08:20:25 Post No.30302879
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 08:20:25 Post No. 30302879 [Report] [View this topic]

So, I just watched the EQG specials in English, since they're unofficially out.

For anyone who's also seen them too, did the Shadowbolts get new voice actors? They don't feel as "natural" as the ones in Friendship Games. Sugarcoat especially isn't delivering her lines with a punch.

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Anonymous 2017-06-13 08:49:42 Post No.30303030
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30 YEARS

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>>30303030

>mfw literally no one on this board will get this

That's fine. It's still a nice little in-joke of mine that I'll enjoy.

Anonymous 2017-06-13 09:00:08 Post No.30303102
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>30303030
not worthy of a (you), flaming faggot

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2017-06-13 07:47:41 Post No.30302635
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 07:47:41 Post No. 30302635 [Report] [View this topic]

>shoddy greentext of anon chad thundercock effortlessly getting laid by any mare and being a god at sex by someone with the writing comprehension of a grade schooler and the sexual education of a novice doujin artist

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>>30302635
I know, it's a shame. I want some variety in greens for once. Maybe one where anon is a sore loser and has to win the ponies over, or better yet, a story that doesn't have sex scenes at all! But I'm the only one who wants such things, so I am the minority. Everyone else is perfectly fine with self inserting as chad thundercock.

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>>30302635
>expertly-written adventure greentext of Anon being autistic in Equestria and not getting laid and going on adventures

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>>30302667
>loser anon
>no sex
I come here for fantasy, not true to life instances

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Something I have noticed 2017-06-13 07:38:10 Post No.30302583
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Something I have noticed Anonymous 2017-06-13 07:38:10 Post No. 30302583 [Report] [View this topic]

Seems like almost every Twifag I run into or talk to is a gay homo. Your dick does not belong anywhere near another dude or his butthole. You are not normal. Why does Twilight attract all the guys and boys that like dudes?

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Anonymous 2017-06-13 07:39:36 Post No.30302591
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>>30302583
I don't have a slowpoke slow enough so this will have to do

I agree with you, by the way, but you're still a faggot by default of being OP

Anonymous 2017-06-13 07:40:05 Post No.30302593
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 07:40:05 Post No.30302593 [Report]

I'm not gay, my penis is.

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>>30302583
what about the mouthsex?

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2017-06-13 07:08:16 Post No.30302399
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 07:08:16 Post No. 30302399 [Report] [View this topic]

You are in Equestria and have Kilgrave's powers (your body releases pheromones that allow you to command ponies who come in contact with you through speech. Your influence can last at most a day, but you'll have to interact with them again to refresh it). The ponies cannot resist you

What do you do?

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Anonymous 2017-06-13 07:12:49 Post No.30302422
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