/swt/ - Strange Waifu Thread

Uh, hi. Kinda new here. Any dos and don'ts that I should know about here?

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>>30140222
Would you chill with sharkpone even though she has those teeth, /swt/?

>>30140394
There are many waifus who are strange. What are you into? I'd recommend taking a peak at https://pastebin.com/u/Festizio or http://pastebin.com/u/Finsthegreen for starters

>>30140689
Er, let me try this.
What if you have a character of your own that might be a bit, er, strange, that hasn't seen a whole lot of love elsewhere that you think might have a shot here?

>>30140748
If it's strange and it's a waifu, it can be posted. If it's a NSFW picture then you should post a link to wherever it is hosted elsewhere.

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>>30141061
Okay. Here goes.

>>30141085
Cute

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Belly rubs before bed, bump.

>>30142070
Spidershy is cute

>>30141085
are pokepons strange enough for this thread? if not i'll even forgive this one because it's best dragon

>>30143554
See this anon gets it.

>>30144215
>Shark pony
>Tfw no male shark
>have to find hunting stallion to breed
>until they found a boat
>a monkey thing

>>30144227
>It's the movie jaws
>Except shark is looking for a mate

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bumping with content

>"So wait wait wait... are you telling me... Your mother was a small bunny?"
"Yes"
>"And your dad was a human"
"Yes"
>"You not kidding are you?"
"Yes"
>"Dear celestia... oh and YOU"
>Pointing at shark pony
>"Your mother is a bucking shark!?"

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>Not posting superior dolphin pone

>>30145226
I'll admit, she is cute.

>>30145226
She's damn cute

>>30140222
You have ten seconds to list your favorite waifus and why. GO!

>>30148152

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i'm not sure what this is. a weird changeling?

>>30145226
Noo my heart! agh!

>>30145226
she's cute but I don't wanna get drug to any underwater caves

Ah, we back again?
Awesome!

>>30141085
>>30145090
Who and what is this cutie?

>>30148765
Whatever it is, she's good except for the external rib cage

>>30151535
Ponified goodra, a pokemans

I wonder if Writedrone forgot about us again.

>>30151707
Good giraffe

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Bedtime bump. Don't let it die, guys.

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Orch-jira bump

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>>30151535
She's Gabby, and as >>30151957 mentioned, she is a goodra-pony hybrid.

She shares a starring role with Orchid in the story linked at the top of the OP, which I would recommend checking out because we don't have a lot of feedback on it one way or the other.

I'm also hosting the same story elsewhere, but I know better than to post that link here.

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Raggie a cute

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>>30155582
Dream horses are better. Safe Haven

>>30155642
I completely agree

More ghostpone green when?

>>30140222
That's a really cute Jade poking her tongue out

AH!!!!

>ITT: losers who have given up on ever sleeping with a human female

>>30158041
>not wanting to have ideal monster waifus

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>>30158041
hownew.ru

safety bump

Going to bed now. Don't let the thread die.

>>30160055
The double dubs demand that I bump.

>>30160636

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Fishpone bump

>>30159959
I never really understood this one. What was her thing? Is she just an aquatic snake pony?

>>30162622
She's a small parasite that waits for a creature of reasonable size to fall asleep by the pond she inhabits, then forces her way down said creatures throat to eat the food that the creature eats, along with being able to avoid being in danger while in the creature

>>30154129
I actually kind of like this design better especially if you imagine she has the same personality.

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>>30163071
I prefer her cute, personally.

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TRAMWAY

>>30163884
There's something about this one that makes her.... pop, ya know?

>>30164147
>she makes you feed her mentos during sex to make her orgasms more explosive

>>30164159
>assuming that wouldn't become a race against time to make her climax before the mentos do.

>>30164108
Are there any other machine horses?

>>30163884
why can't I get enough of you

>>30164108
the only way to get into the tram pony is to climb into it's anus?

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Bedtime bump.

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>>30167189
oh man, i remember rose water. this is how her design ended up btw

>>30167206
Who is Rose Water?

>>30167251
that's her name

>>30162730
Sounds like a decent weight loss plan in the bargain.

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>>30164108
Alternate cutie mark...
How about the logo for the system where you live, Anons?

>>30168032
This is a good idea

>>30164967
No idea, that one was sort of an in-joke between me and Capt Hoers.

>>30169746

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>>30169751
Wait, I got one.

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>>30170752
Oh yeah, I remember this pone. Hexus did a quick short on her.

>>30171779
Ooops, forgot the link.
https://pastebin.com/Rs8vPfYK

>>30171786
Thanks, anon. Are there any machine pony or big waifus like that one you might recommend?

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>>30172435

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>>30172435
>big waifus

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>>30173773
Big waifus!

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>>30172435
Well there's quite a bit of both, some not finished.

https://pastebin.com/d3ysQcQj
Little Lady is a Chuck E. Cheese like robot from back in the early days of the thread.

I know there were some stories involving inorganic house item pones but I honestly wouldn't know how far back they are in the archive or where they would be stored, if any.

As for big pone, look no further than Hexus' pastebin. Like 80% of the stories consist of ponies of unusual size, usually big.

There's also Sonork, https://pastebin.com/RMjJW69R a big pone with a machine in her head, so yeah. I'm sure there's more that a missed but check out the pastebins and I'm sure there'll be something you like.

>>30175250
That story got dark quick. Sad that the author did not update the pastebin with the missing pieces.

>the end can neigh
Oh I remember this one. Great to see he continued writing it

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>>30175250
poor alarm pony

>>30174772
>gigabutt
>tongueplay
Best waifu

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Writefag/drawfag challenge...

What is it about your Strange Waifu that attracts you to her? Is it here unusual anatomy, perhaps?

How would she use her strange anatomy in unique ways to show her affection, or to make love?

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>>30179883
Finished (?) version.
Also, keep the thread alive.

>>30180450
Waifus were meant to be bred, eagerly and often.

>>30180461
Agreed.

>>30180450
Oh, wow. It's been a while since I first drew her, and it feels nice to see someone draw her. Even if it's technically a different pone as the filename suggests. I might draw her again now that my art is less shit.

>>30180864
It's supposed to be her daughter.

>>30179094
It's funny, I don't think I would waifu any of the characters that I've written or designed, but as for my favorite, Annabelle, her ghostly composition takes the cake for me. First off the idea of her chilling presence, literally and figuratively, is the initial draw I enjoy. I've always preferred cooler temperatures, and the thought of being around an entity that can freeze the air around you is pleasing. Also having that static petrifying look is creepy and cute, not to mention a captivating trait since she shows affection through physical/poltergeist-like contact and not so much though facial language. As for making love, if you've read the stories, it's pretty heavily and well detailed. For someone who actually likes cute more than lewd, the idea of how spiritualistic intercourse occurs is almost impossible to read and imagine without blood rushing to my nethers.

>>30180450
>Strange satyr offspring
Jesus, humans have one dominate ass reproductive gene. Also, cool drawing.

>>30180864
The satyr is Neutron Star, Pulsar Swirl's daughter. I just felt like making a satyr based on her for some reason.

So you're the Build-A-Waifu anon?
Nice to know you're still around.

>>30181076
I always liked Annabelle's design. Those big empty eyes are super cute. Are you the guy rewriting the Annabelle story?

>>30181076
>Jesus, humans have one dominate ass reproductive gene.
We are all bards.

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>>30181111
Agreed and nah, it's still Ghost, though I'm eager to get back to Boogiemare when I get back home from vacation Tuesday.

>>30181111
Holy quads, Bateman!

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What size do you think an alp-luachra satyr would be?
Human-sized?
Small?

Currently working on a story called The Bride Of Anon.

>>30183406
Nice. Who's the waifu in it?

>>30183265
Probably small. Except Ariana and Snap, and sometimes some of the Big Mac kids, satyrs are almost always depicted as being a bit short by human standards.

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>>30183483
>Probably small.
By small, in this case, I don't mean short/petite like Annie or Sterling, but _small_ like Teri. As in, she could stand in your hand.

>>30183523
Cute.

>>30180450
Topless version:
http://imgur.com/lvDg1if

What happened to the four Horsemen story, I was waiting with bated breath for it... Then the thread died. Was there an update?

>>30183265
How the fffff...
>Anon is whacking it
>Accidentally jizzes on his burger
>Hungry and tired, so eats it anyhow
>Alp-luachra is snoozing inside his belly.
>Rolls over.
>Jizz-coated hunk of burger lands right on her.
>Fucking impregnated.
>Goddammit Anon, the one-human fucking population explosion.

>>30184116
Well, I suppose that could theoretically happen, but a more likely story is that she came out to help him rub one out by rubbing her tiny lizard pussy against the tip of his cock until he came so hard she got launched into the air like a bottle rocket by the pressure.
Neither of them ever thought to bother with protection, since there's surely no way they're genetically compatible, right?
Well, no.
Turns out they were wrong.
Apparently humans are genetically compatible with just about every Equestrian species.

So now Anon has not only a waifu living in his stomach, but a satyr daughter as well.

Would you a gaping dragonpone?

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>>30184796
Seems a little odd to ask a question that everyone would say "Yes" to.

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>>30184116
>>30184155
the fuck is wrong with you retards

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Just for those that don't know, satyr has been plagued for the last 2 years by an incredibly persistent troll who just has a chip on his shoulder about the topic, and will include non-satyr threads if they talk about them.

He's usually pretty obvious, like here 30185368, so a good rule of thumb is if it seems like it's just trying to start a fight, it probably is. Just don't take the bait. Report, hide, ignore.

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>Magma pone wants a hug
What do?

>>30186278
Put on my heating EPP and be a man.

>>30186287
Heating epp doesn't protect from lava. Or magma. Gotta get a bit more creative than that.
Now that I think about it, a creature made of lava would probably be one of, if not the most difficult pones to fug.

>>30184796
Well she certainly is gaping

>>30188469
No, that would be a real woman

>>30183469
I haven't decided if it's a zombie or a pony-flesh golem.

>>30189845
I vote flesh golem

I wonder what happened to LocalWritedrone. Didn't he say he woukd have an update to the Annabelle story soon?

>>30189921
Flesh golem it is then.

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So how would you go about accompanying and pleasing your massive waifu creature of the deep, Anon?

>>30190626
Make like a good human and create something to do it for me quicker, faster and more efficiently.

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>>30189762
A what now? Is that some new pokemon?

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>>30184796
ofcourse

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>>30192371
>Reminder that intelligent spiders would be at least civilized enough to not cannibalize their lovers.
Driders when?

>>30190796
She's cute.

>>30193379
You are haunted by ghost ponies in the old mansion you inherited from your grandfather. wat do, /swt/?

>>30195795
Impregnate.

>>30195842
repeatedly until I too become a ghost

>>30195795
Me? Panic.

>>30195795
Be scared at first, realize they aren't evil or dangerous, befriend and impregnate.

hiss hiss

>>30199963
Is the writefag for the Anabelle Green coming back?

>>30200890
I hope so, but who knows.
As far as I recall, he said he would have an update soon in the previous thread before it died.

>>30192371
>She makes sweet, sensual love to you.
>Her brood hatches and eats you both.

>>30201188
Franklin looks pretty smug 5 a ghost.

>>30201188
>be Franklin
>no need to bother with doors since you can just pass through them
>if a bully decides to pick on you, you just turn incorporeal so their attacks pass right through you and then project nightmarish visions into their minds until they run away screaming like little girls
>the other kids are unnerved by your pale translucent appearance and usually leave you alone, but at least you'll always have your sister
>you can't die, since you're already a ghost, but since you were born a ghost and haven't technically died, you're considered a living citizen of Equestria
>life (if you can call it that) as a ghost ain't that bad

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>>30204383
>>30203316

>>30204888
What kind of satyr would that big gal make?

>>30204891
He/she'll probably be just like their mom. Kind and protective of the populace, but due to their gargantuan size, they never really get to converse with people other than the PPDC for safety reasons. When those rare times do happen, it can get awkward.

>A nasty storm has spawned a couple of miles outside of the bay, holding a commercial fishing vessel at the mercy of the perilous sea.
>This is their time to shine! No longer are they just some useless kaiju that sits on the sidelines.
>After all, mom and dad never lets them spar with the Jaegers, and actually getting to fight a real kaiju?
>Not. In. A. Million. Years…
>But nope! Not today!
>Now they can be the hero of the week by bringing the fishermen back to shore safely.
>Everything goes as expected.
>They gradually rise and displace the seawater like some uncanny leviathan from the depths.
>They use one hand to gingerly palm and lift the ship from the life threatening waters that harmlessly brush their shins.
>The crew reacts in the most plausible way, by screaming in terror at their monstrous human and kaiju pony form.
>The behemoth satyr calms them down by letting them know they’re no threat and are going to carry them securely to shore.
>The men are confused but sigh in relief, with one mentioning “Oh hey, you’re Orchid’s kid!”

>>30205246
>The colossal child smiles and nods as they stomp back to transport them to the placid waters of the bay.
>On the way home, the kaiju kid gets curious and asks them questions of what every day human life is like.
>The men would happily chat with the titanic teen, who would respond to their tales with the occasional “ooh” and “awes”.
>But in return they want to know something about them, and they would of course ask THAT question.
>That dreaded question that will soon become their destiny to hear anytime the need to save another vessel.
>Just how in the...your mom is a kaiju, and your dad is a…
>They’ll even emphasize by making subtle but inappropriate gestures.
>The young kaiju will always scrunch up their nose and look away in embarrassment with blue cheeks flushing their face.
>The men would hastily apologize, doing their best to not offend their 2000 ton savior.
>They even offer their catch as a sign of gratitude!
>But no matter how many rewards the nice sailors will give them, the question will linger and thump in their head from that day forward.
>Just how in the heck did it work?!?!

>>30204891
A very very big satyr. Perhaps even bigger than Ariana.

>>30205251
>Just how in the heck did it work?!?!
It no doubt involved Anon going fissure diving in Orchid.

>>30205251
>Just how in the heck did it work?!?!
Well it all started with the invention of the crotchless pressure suit...

>>30205376
I was just thinking about something like that. Maybe not entirely crotchless, but a diving suit with some sort of opening mechanism in the crotch that allows whipping out the D without causing the entire suit to flood.

>>30205246
>>30205251
A cute.

>>30205271
I always imagine Ariana halfways between her father and mothers height, so she's tiny by arimaspi standards, being no taller than 20 feet as an adult.

>>30206973
Who is Ariana? Some satyr thread spawn?

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>>30207027
Satyr born of an arimaspi. One of those giant cyclopian goats from the griffinstone episode. But not that specific one, more modern one.

>>30205246
>>30205251
I love greentexts like these
>Just how in the heck did it work?!?!
kek

>>30207037
She looks adorable

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>>30207052
The adorablest.

>>30207037
>>30207116
>tfw no QT gigantic daughter

>>30207052
>She looks adorable
She is adorable.
Best daughteru.

What's the verdict on dragons here?

>>30208587
A dragon would certainly be pretty strange.
We had a story about a dracony named Garnet once.
Sadly, it was never finished.

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>>30208644
We've got a dracony story in the works over on the Dragons in Equestria thread. Along with a bunch of other dragons and stuff. We've got some green and art if you guys want to check it out. Consider this a friendly invitation to see what we've got! Maybe you'll just pop in and say hi, maybe you'll stick around for a while. Hope you like it!

>>30193369

>>30208734
Huh, never knew that thread existed. Thanks.

>>30208839
We recently changed from a transformation thread to a dragon thread. Our content focused way more on dragons than transformation so it made sense. We've got active artists and writers, but the community is a little slow at times. Hopefully you can help liven things up!

>>30208734
cool.
will check it out.
which stories to read first?

>>30208887
Hybrid Theory is a current story that just got an update a few minutes ago, it's about a dragon pony hybrid.

Dazed, Tonic, and Gold Standard seem to be some of the ones that get recommended frequently. Only Gold Standard of those three is finished, but Tonic is pretty far in (over 4000 lines) and Dazed is a crowd pleaser. Also feel free to ask the thread itself for suggestions, they can probably help you in picking stuff to read.

Bumpening.

That dragon thread any good? Don't want to waste my time if it's trash.

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>>30209967

LocalWritedrone, where did you go?

>>30211302
Who?

>>30211795
The writefag who was working on the Annabelle and Leanne story.

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"Sorry y'all had to deal with that awful weather back there, but I'm glad you guys are doing alright! Looks like you keep your catch, too. Nice!!!....n-nice....So how 'bout them cubies?....That's what all the cool kids are talking about, r-right?...."

Thought I take a break from writing and made a sketch that turned into a quick doodle of an abomination against god. Never been much into satyrs, but my mind is starting to get persuaded into their adorableness, especially with the ones previously mentioned, and well if you have Orchids genes, you have to be at least half cute, or so one would hope. Plus it was a nice challenge since I haven't done anything remotely human in years, so mistakes and bad anatomy were made.

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>>30212228
She's pretty cute, my man.
Here wrists could be thicker, and jaw less sharp, though.

And yeah, satyrs are too cute, and the logical result of exploring new lands and loving their strange locals.

>an abomination against god.
Only Anon could call his kids abominations, and mean it as a term of endearment.

>>30212228
She's a cutie. Does she have a name?

>>30212228
>an abomination against god.
No god that would condemn such cuteness is unworthy of worship anyway.

>>30212228
D'aw that's sweet. Nice detail with the webbed hands

>>30212826
Huh, didn't notice the webbed hands. I guess that makes sense since her mom is a fishpony of sorts.

>>30210492
I liked it, Id say it's worth visiting

>>30214266
Thingpone is best waifu

>>30214266
>Thinpone notices your desire for a family.
>Every glance or wistful sigh gets analyzed by an alien organism.
>she returned to some bad habits.
>You had to stop her from trying to grab fillies multiple times over the period of a week.
>You sit exhausted in a chair as you hear hoofsteps come from behind you.
>"Anon."
"Hey, Thing."
>"I have a surprise for you."
>What walked into your view wasn't one poni, but two.
"Oh no."
>They looked to each other with the same smile.
>Similar figure.
"You didn't."
>Same mane and tail.
>"I think he likes it."
>The smaller Thing nods.
"Why."

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Well I usually loath re-posting my work for fixes since my philosophy is mistakes will happen, just move on to the next pic...but fuck me, that right arm is all sorts of fucked. So I went ahead a tweaked it before work, just in case you fellers ever wanted to post it anywhere else. I didn't want Orchid's child to look like she's at a handicap when fighting kaiju. I also tried to do what >>30212271 mentioned, hopefully better than before anyways. By the way thanks, ninja.

>>30212330
Thanks, mang.
>Does she have a name?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZQJhvs4amQ

I'm usually not very good with names, but y'all are more than welcomed to name her!

>>30212564
Agreed, what a jerk.

>>30212826
Thanks dood and I'm glad you picked that up. She needs to be an efficient swimmer somehow, especially when your legs are hooves.

B
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Beb bump

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>>30214940
Something flowery. If Orchid is named after the Blue Orchid: Blue Dendrobium, another blue orchid name might work. There is one that's a little softer looking with a lighter shade called a cattleya-jenmani-caerulea. A name based off of those words like "Caerulea" could work?

How about a Nazgul pony waifu/husbando?

>>30217608
Have we ever had a nazgul pony waifu?

>>30217574
I guess Caerulea could work. In any case, yeah, probably something related to orchids or flowers.

>>30217574
I actually kind of like that! I was also thinking something flower based is the way to go, so Anon, Orchid, and grandpa Newt can call her their "little" flower. She could even use Lea for short for others to call her by, like any teenage friend she would try to make that isn't in the confines of the PPDC at least the ones who wouldn't run away at first sight. Plus, if I draw her in the future, I might base her bioluminescence on that flowers shade.

>>30217853
>She could even use Lea for short for others to call her by
I really like that!

>>30217628

I don't think we did.

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>>30183265
Definitely pocket-sized if mom's size is anything to go off of.

My question is does she get pregnant and birth one, or spawn a shitload of eggs and leave you with fucking 30 of the little bastards or something

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>>30219225
Eggs.
Guess Teri's dad is gonna need to build a koi pond in histerrarium to give his new brood a good place to live.

>>30219225
That's an interesting question. She's kinda lizard-like, but also kinda pony-like.
I wonder if there's any lore on the reproductive workings of the real-life mythical alp-luacra.

>>30219276
We could always ask the guy on Derpi:
https://www.derpibooru.org/profiles/Badumsquish

I can't though; I'm still banned.

bomp

>>30219398
how did you manage

>>30221514
She thicc

>>30221567
What a shame that I killed her :^)

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>>30219276
>She's kinda lizard-like
She's way more salamander like.

>>30221795
Salamanders are lizard-like too.

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>>30223037
>>30220211
>>30218436
>>30217362
>>30216675
>>30216215
>bumping without content

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>>30223244
They're not impregnating their strange waifus hard enough.

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This is why I refrain from bumping w/ content.

Okay I know it's no thingpone or doesn't have a dolphin pussy but what do you guys think of centaurs?
Started writing this thing https://pastebin.com/M9bmT2S5 yesterday, and I kinda want to finish it, but not sure if people want it here or not.

>>30224287
If it's not a normal pony, and it's waifuable, it's welcome here.

>>30219276
>>30219398
One vpn and new account later, and I've asked. He said they lay eggs but not many; about 5 or 6.

>>30220212
Probably something dumb like calling someone a nigger. It expires in a couple weeks.

>>30224449
Oh, and apparently they don't raise their own kids. They just sort of fuck off and grow up alone. Though maybe satyrs could be the exception, I dunno.

>>30224287
>>30224336
You guys want me to post the rest of the green here or simply update the bin when it's done?

>>30224550
Always post green here.
The thread is usually pretty slow, and it's not like there's a limit on making new threads when it hits bump limit anyway.

>>30225593

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>>30225593
>>30226167
>>30227084
Anon, pls

>>30227180
bump

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>>30227687

WRITERFAGGGG!!!

>>30214808
Nice

Anon x Smooze?

Has /swt/ gone too far?

https://derpibooru.org/1453265

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>>30230253
That was actually satyr's doing.

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>>30227180
Have a bump horse.

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Have a dragon

>>30230297
Soozen is a cutie.

>>30224455
>years later, you encounter a cute tiny lizard-satyr girl with a familiar-looking red and black pattern on her legs and tail

>>30232001
"Another daughteru for the collection!"

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Condom pony inflated with water to be the size of an actual pony. I need a minute.

>>30219225
>>30219252
>>30224449
I wonder if they start off as tadpoles with human tops.

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>>30234419
That's actually a pretty cute thought. Art when?

>>30185424
>Implying only one person in the entire world doesn't like extremely weird stuff like
>>30184116
>>30184155

Bumping without content

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>>30228461
Sup?

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Goddammit that's fucking adorable.

>>30236689
Needs more driders.

>>30235996
>>30236004
>>30236007
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

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>>30238806
What about snek who always pretends to be a venomous coral snake because of her close but not quite coloration? Anon is the only one in town who doesn't know the old saying about the color pattern and treats her seriously while everyone else thinks he's being ironic.

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>>30239144
I've seen literally the opposite, where anon recognizes she's a harmless milk snake while everyone else is scared of her.

https://derpibooru.org/1093861
Description even mentions the saying to tell the difference.

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>>30239425
Yup, Kailianne even weighed in with an opinion about her.

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>>30239545
>>30239425
>ywn kill a lamia for having heretical blood

>>30239585
kek

I sincerely hope that's a joke profile.

>>30239545
Best snakehorse waifu has clingy jealous girl tendancies?

>>30240304
Spook a cute.

>>30241621
She certainly is.

How did we get to page 9 already?
Bedtime bump.

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>>30240675
Of course not, Anon! You can hang out with that other... Snake... All you want! She's not jealous! There's nothing to be jealous about! Don't be ridiculous, seriously!

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>>30239425
>>30239545
>>30240675
>>30242407
Snek!

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>>30242440
Snek?

>>30242489
And on that day, mistakes were made.

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>>30242489

Snek...

bump for more ghostpone

>>30243338
Tija a cute

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>>30243338
Ah, snek... Therefore, snek ahead!

Hey /swt/, I thought I'd pitch an object pone idea I've had in my head for a while. She's a ponified version of one of those Keurig coffee machines.
How she'd work is that you have her drink a big pitcher of water, then slip a flavor pack of coffee, tea or cocoa into her vagoo. Then you'd activate her by booping her nose or something along those lines, whereupon she'd heat up the water in her belly, then mix it with the coffee or what-have-you in her teats. When she's done, you put a mug to her nipple and give her hot, swollen crotchboob a squeeze.
How's it sound?

>>30246499
Erotic

>>30246499
What does she do when you're not making coffee?

>>30247070
That's what I was going for. I really hope the idea can catch on..

>>30247091
I dunno. I guess she had a cuddling setting where her belly heats up, becoming a nice, warm pillow.

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>>30244807
>>30242287

Going to writefag my own idea, because I'm too in love with it

>Ordinary day as Anonymous
>You're not sure what happened last night
>You don't know how, or why, but your coffee machine has turned into a pony
>How are you supposed to take this...
>"Um...Anon? You look stressed. Perhaps you could use some hot tea?"
>Oh...uh...okay
>You look her all over. not sure how she...works
>She's all pony, with few signs she was ever a machine besides her color scheme: a bright grey coat and short-cut black mane
>"Um...I need water first, Anon."
>Oh, of course
>You get up and pour a glass at the sink
>She giggles
>"I'll need a lot more than that"
>Oh fug
>Setting the glass aside, you pull out a big pitcher and start filling it up
>About twenty seconds later, the pitcher is filled to the brim
>Your coffee maker pony steps forward, raises her head and lets you pour the water into her mouth
>She drinks for a solid minute, not stopping to breathe
>As she gulps down the water, her belly starts to swell out slightly
>You fight the urge to grope it, not knowing how she'd react
>When she's done, she gasps, stumbling back a bit, making her bloated belly wobble and slosh
>Okay...now what?
>"Ah...mmm...Now you need to, nnf, put in a flavor pack."
>Right then
>You grab a pack of chamomile out of the cupboard and offer it to her mouth
>She just giggles
>"No, anon. That slot's in the back..."
>You're shitting me
>You walk around to her rear, getting a good look at her water-filled tummy
>She spreads her legs wide, exposing her new marehood for you
>This is so many levels of wrong, but you don't care
>Gingerly, you slip the flavor pack into her snatch, making her squeak and moan as you do so
>She shifts about on her hooves for a moment, then closes her legs
>There's a clicking sound from her crotch
>"Okay, I'm ready. Just push my, ah, button and I can start."
>Um...where's that?
>"My nose, silly!"
>Right...
>With some apprehension, you boop your coffee maker pone's snoot
>Then the fun began

>>30249838
>She began to hum, her belly quivering fiercely
>She pants, puffs of steam escaping her mouth
>For a good fifteen seconds, you watch this display, panting heavily as the water in her belly starts to heat up
>With a load moan, her belly shrinks, but not by much
>At the same time, her teats start to swell and wobble
>After a few seconds, she hums, shaking her rear, then ejecting the flavor cartridge
>She turns around, presenting her swollen crotchboobs
>"Well...it's done...Go ahead anon!"
>Holy fuck, what are you doing?
>Eagerly, you grab a mug from the cabinet and put it under one of her nipples
>Nothing comes out
>"Go on, Anon. Give it a squeeze~..."
>Fuuuuck
>You grab her tea-filled teat firmly
>It's piping hot and kind of jiggly
>With as much might as you could muster, you squeezed her boob
>"Aaaaahaaaaa~!"
>Hot tea squirted out of her nipple and into the mug
>Once that teat was empty, you switch to the other, filling your mug up with steaming hot tea
>When it was done, you sank into a chair, sipping your tea
>"How is it?"
>It's...good. Really good.
>"Oh, thank you, Anon~!"
>She gets up, grabbing the glass of water from the counter and gulping it down
>She then clambers up your legs and settles down in your lap
>She feels...cozy. Your hand drifted down to her bloated belly, still warm from making the tea
>"Mmm...Anon. Push my button again"
>You're not sure why, but you oblige, booping her nose
>She starts to give a low hum, her belly softly buzzing
>A cozy warmth emanates from her tummy
>You feel relaxed, any reservations toward your weird new coffee pony dissolved by rubbing her soft, cozy belly
>Better than any coffee in the world

>>30249838
>>30249959
https://pastebin.com/PjiKDFBW
Pasted for posterity. And now my fetish magnum opus is realized.

>>30250019
I've got the best what the fuck feeling right now.
>There's a clicking sound from her crotch
I giggled.
Although I'd be apprehensive about doing lewd with her. Even if sticking it into water intake port or flavour cartridge slot is safe (dunno what those are called - haven't fucked a coffee machine yet), drinking any of her produce afterwards would be disgusting.

>>30250711
Consider this, then. She has three tubes in her throat. One for breathing, one for food and one for her water tank

>>30250019
Summoning Badumsquish, or anyone really, to draw this.

>>30250862
I wanted to ask them first, but I chickened out and came here

>>30250711
There is a large needle in the k cup slot, at least on the one I had there was.

>>30250732
So, where do I stick my dick to avoid getting sperm in my coffee?

>>30251840
Her vagina doesn't get anything in the mixer unless there's a cartridge in it, so it's perfectly safe to stick it in there. Also, she has two stomachs, one for food and one for her coffee making bits
Alternatively, you could overfill her with water and fuck her belly, or use her full teats to give yourself a hot boobjob

>>30140222
this is kinda strange
does anyone have any green of the honey jar pone waifu saved

>>30252545
love you, amber

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>Not this shit again.
>"C'mon, dweeb, you look like you could be a tasty snack."
>Ever since Rainbow Dash introduced you to Gilda, the cat-bird-thing has had an unhealthy fascination with you.
>At least, you consider it unhealthy.
>She wants to know what you taste like.
>The only meat-eater for miles around, she figures something as rare as you has got to taste good.
>Bitch doesn't realize she is playing with fire.
>"I've got a new grill out back I'm just dying to try out."
"That's nice."
>You return to writing in your diary, one of those anchors that has kept you sane since you wound up in this strange land.
>"How about just one leg? I promise I won't eat the rest. Unless it's really tasty."
"The answer is the same as it has been for the last three weeks. No."
>Write... write... write...
>Her forelegs lock around your chest, pinning your arms to your sides, and her voice speaks uncomfortably close to your ear.
>"You gonna make me take what I want, dweeb?"
>That does it.
>Breaking her hold on you you rise from the chair with a growl and turn to face this aggressive would-be gourmand.
>She grins in return.
>"Now you're talkin' my language!"
>And the match is joined.
>But it is soon apparent that is a terribly uneven match.
>In spite of the strength, speed and stamina she possesses, not to mention talons and claws, you quickly get the better of her and force her into a submission hold.
"Say 'uncle' you feathery bitch!"
>"No!"
>You crank up the pressure until she cries out.
"SAY UNCLE!!!"
>"Alright, geez, 'uncle'. Chill out man, it's just a little harmless fun..."
"Harmless fun? You were trying to eat me! I'll show you some harmless fun!"
>And with that you throw her to the ground, whip out your dick, and rape the bitch.
>You show her that humans are not to be trifled with.

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>>30255676

>Gilda is humiliated and takes wing almost as soon as you let her up.
>You don't see her again for a while.
>You get a lot of writing done.
>"Hey Anon, have you seen Gilda around lately?"
"No, Rainbow, I haven't."
>"Hmmm. Wanna hang out today?"
"Sure."
Rainbow Dash is tolerable company.
>Unbeknownst to you, Gilda has been plotting her revenge.
>She's been working out and taking martial arts classes.
>She's been practicing.
>She's been looking up recipes.
>Then, deciding she's ready, she goes hunting for you.
>So there's you and Rainbow Dash, tossing a ball around in a pickup game of hoofball.
>Not a care in the world.
>Lining herself up, Gilda decides to dive at you out of the sun, in the classic style.
>Rainbow Dash spots the incoming predator.
>"Anon, look out!"
>You have just enough time to turn and meet the attack before you find yourself in a fight for your life.
>Ponies are no match for a pissed-off Griffon.
>Rainbow Dash watches in horrified fascination as you both maneuver for advantage, grappling for a hold.
>She's fast, and she's strong, but she tires quickly, and you soon have her in the exact same submission hold you had her in last time.
>"Woo-hoo, Nicely done, Anon!" Rainbow Dash cheers you on.
>"Dammit, not this cheap move again!" Gilda complains.
>You bend your neck and whisper in her ear...
"You're not really here because you're hungry, are you?"
rape time

>>30255750
fucking summerfags

>>30256758
Cute fish-horse. What's her name?

>>30256767
No idea. Just something TJPones did I think.

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>>30258063
Cute but impractical.
I'd rather have a symbiote-pone who could transform into any type of clothing or accessory.

>>30258213
>you will never have a cute shapeshifting pony companion styled like the mimics from that prey game

>>30258213
wouldn't really be a pony then, would it

>>30258342
No, it would be a pony-like symbiote.

>>30259515
Tatzlpony kissyface

'oh shit /swt/ lives' bump

>>30255750
I like it, but what the hell's it doing in this thread?

Should I message Badumsquish about my coffee pone? Not sure if it'd work out since his appliance ponies are at least partly mechanical, which wasn't what I was going for in my green.
Also I need a name for her.

>>30145125
>Anon knocked up a rabbit
I would like to see this continued. Or just have a rabbit knock up a pony.

>>30174772
>Could literally cover your entire body by sitting on you.
Yes please.

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>>30260705

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>>30260647
Do what you'd like, Anon, you're just some dude on the internet and he's just some artist on the internet. If you do it, just remember one thing: don't make it (too) autistic.

>>30260755
>that oc has a page of pics on derpi
Nice.
I see potential for a story about her from a colt's pov.

>>30260705
Don't. That bestiality as shit.

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>>30261503
It's spelled bestiality because it's the best.

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Really didn't have anytime to do much this week till today, and I went ahead and went the stress free route and doodled more Caerulea because I like giant monsters and cute shit. And damn you negros for showing me strange satyrs. They shouldn't be this adorable.

>>30260647
I'd say go for it. Nothing wrong with asking and he seems like a chill guy. Worst he can say is no.

>>30260755
>>30261531
>Anon is somehow able to propagate with just about anything.

"You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its ability to fug."

>>30261681
>quoting alien
you know that just makes us want a xeno waifu

>>30261681
Caerulea is a big cutie.

>>30261681
Godamn she's adorable.

>>30261681
That's excellent

>>30261681
That is one huge cutie.

>>30260647
Name her Canephora

>>30263424
What does that mean?

>>30263511
It's just a genus of coffee bean.

>>30261681
She thicc

>>30261681
Kek, is that supposed to be the monster from the movie where they're brothers? Can't remember the name.

>>30264369
Pacific Rim

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>>30261804
To be frank, I'm not surprised at wanting a xeno-fu, I'm shocked I haven't seen one produced here yet.

>>30261978
>>30262030
>>30262645
>>30262915
She is indeed a big ol' lovable goof.

>>30263683
Yup, Aku, she has to have the build to support all that mass somehow.

>>30264369
Yezzir, nice catch! That's Gaira from War of the Gargantuas, one of, if not, my favorite Toho monster movie. The fucker used to scare me when I was a lad, especially the scene where he gobbled up that lady.

>>30266110
>Xeno waifu
>Constructs a hive to serve as your martial home
>Lays hundreds of eggs; each one a valued member of your new family
>Between your wife and spawn, never have to worry about food again; they have hunting 110% covered
>Popular with the foals for her toptier hide and seek skills
>Anypony (griffon, dragon, zebra, etc.) who messes with you gets facehugged.
This sounds pretty good, ngl.

>>30266110
That's the one, though I don't remember much other than lasers and shit. I need to see it again