[>IT HURTS] #31 Desperately seeking writefags edition

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>Your underage girlfriend will never dance for you

>>30074498
What would you show her, and why?

>>30074800
>>30074498
hmmm, Zombieland?

>>30074994
You didn't say why though.

>>30074800
Some terrible romantic comedy about mr. perfect falling in love with an average female played by a supermodel, those get girls wet like nothing else.

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>>30074800
Drink, Drank, Drunk.

Not because I think Sweetie in particular would enjoy it, but for more generalized reasons.
Picked it up many years ago when I was studying Mandarin, just so I'd have something around to listen to. The shop didn't have a lot of stuff with Mandarin dubs, so I just grabbed the first few that did, this included, and was surprised I really enjoyed it.
It's silly, it's funny, it's got the most amazing gangster character ever this side of Uncle Enzo the Legitimate Businessman I think they'd get along really well, and best of all there's almost no chance anyone I'd ever show it to has ever seen or even heard of it.
That last reason in particular is why I'd start with Drink, Drank, Drunk. I don't have the faintest idea what kind of movies Sweetie would enjoy, so this seems like a safe, neutral, yet intriguing opener. Her reactions, and what she reacted to, would dictate what movies we went on next.

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Only losers let Diamond fall to page 10.

>>30077538
The loser that's gonna knock you up from page 8

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>>30080628

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>>30081127
Anyone else remember Vampire General?
https://pastebin.com/10qE5X2X

>>30081513
Not particularly.

>>30081532
Shame. There was a CMC/DT/SS orgy green.

>>30081545
Was there an Anon involved?

>>30081560
Click on that pastebin link and find out.

>>30081619
Can I just get a yes or no answer....and if its actually complete or not for that matter?

>>30081640
Nah. The only spoonfeeding that happens around here involves expensive chocolates.

>>30081650
touché

>>30071224
>When they get older and move in together, ...
You got that right. 'Tis how I see their future together.

>>30069935
"What!? I - uh -"
>Silver's deathlock tightens; her entire body is wrapped around your arm.
>There's no escape.
"I didn't."
>She's purring.
>She knows about this.
>It doesn't bother her.
>Or, at least, she's pretending it doesn't bother her.
"I didn't knock her up, but... yes..."
>Nothing fancy, just a simple nighty.
>It was still too flouncy for Cloudy.
>Hadn't survived the night.
>You risk a glance, knowing you'll regret it.
>Knowing those big, purple eyes will be staring up at you.
>They are.
"I'll... um... I'll get you something too, Silver. Something better."
>It would actually suit her.
>No, no it wouldn't. Nothing here would be good enough, but she'd love it anyway.
"I promise, Silver. Something like -"
>She shakes her head - or nuzzles your arm.
>Shit.
>Of course not.
>What girl wants the exact same thing the last got?
>Not that Cloudy was the last, but...
>You're an idiot.
"Wait, no, I mean -"
>She shakes her head again; there's no mistaking the gesture this time.
>"Anything bought here would be a present for you," Silver whispers. "Not for me."
>She's right.
>You're an idiot.

>>30083994
>Hadn't survived the night.
Dang Cloudy!

>>30083994
>Buying her something just so she can use it to make you happy?
>Yeah. No.
>That... that... well, actually... that sounds *exactly* like something she would enjoy.
>She shouldn't, but...
>Silver is smiling as she breaks away, somehow sliding the length of your arm along the shallow valley of her chest.
>"We'll be right back," she murmurs, spinning towards the shop with a flourish that sends the hem of her skirt flying dangerously high.
"Wait, I -"
>She turns back and lays her hand on your chest.
>"Go sit down over there," she says softly, nodding towards a lone bench halfway down the walkway. "We'll be right back."
"Shouldn't I... um..."
>"Go in with us?"
>You nod.
"I thought you wanted to... you know... spend the day together?"
>"I do, but how do you think it would look if you sauntered into a lingerie store with us?"
"Um..."
>You know *exactly* how that would turn out.
>Car chase to the border.
>Hopefully culminating in sipping margaritas on a tropical beach, but that part's not so likely.
>Silver giggles, probably at the expression on your face.
>"Maybe you were hoping to slip into the dressing room with us?"
>Oh.
>OH.
>Right!
>Yeah.
>That too.
>Good idea.
>You shake your head quickly, but you're not fooling anyone.
>Silver steps back, murmuring something so softly you only catch the trail end.
>"... little fantasies..." she ends with a giggle. "But let's not push our luck. We won't be long."
>Well.
>Okay then.
>You have a pressing need to sit down, and that's not the only thing that's pressing.
>Actually, one's kinda causing the other.
>You *really* need to sit down.
>Yep.
>You nod, but Silver has already danced away and grabbed Diamond's hand.

>>30085030
>"Hey, didn't you hear what I said?" the little bitch asks, following a step behind your girlfriend. "He knocked up -"
>"He didn't," Silver answers, so calm and nonchalant you can't even believe it's her speaking, "and it's fine, I know all about it."
>"But -"
>Yep.
>You're going to go sit down now.
>Going in with them would end poorly.
>But being seen in your current situation watching a pair of young girls like a creeper? Yeaaaah. No.
>Honestly just as bad.
>You know you'd deck someone for that, so... yeah...
>Sitting down now.

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>>30085030
>>30085079
Damnit /tg/n

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>>30085030
>>30085079

>>30085079
Diamond is begging for a choker...or at least something to fill her mouth up so she cant talk.

>>30081513
God damn, there are so many fucking spelling errors.

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bump

>>30085030
>>30085079
The real question is Soarin's erection -
does >IT HURT?

>>30088333
Checked
Also Scootaloo and Sil wear it best

Can't let your underage gf buy lingerie to wear for you on page 8

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Bump for best mom on Mother's Day.

>>30090901
Would cover in "lotion" for mothers day

>>30092308

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>>30085030
>spinning towards the shop with a flourish that sends the hem of her skirt flying dangerously high.

My dick can only take so much abuse, tgn.

>>30093544
Don't worry, Silver knows that too.

checking in after a stressful weekend.
go away pg 9

>>30085079
>You stiffly march over to the bench, praying every step of the way that no one is watching.
>So *of course* that means you run into someone you know.
>Not literally, but close enough.
>And by close enough, you would have been much happier if Wave Chill was on the other side of the mall instead of just on the other side of the walkway, talking with an older lady.
>Ah. Yeah. His mom.
>From the bags on her arm, you can guess she's hauled him out here to pick out new clothes.
>Well.
>You both look away quickly, a silent promise from both of you to never mention this and pretend it never happened.
>It's a little thing, over in thirty seconds or less, but close enough.
>Silver was right.
>Being here with her is pressing your luck.
>If he'd come by just a minute or two earlier...
>Nah, he probably wouldn't have said anything.
>He's pretty chill. Shit, it's literally in his name.
>But he might have.
>Or his mom.
>Or any one of the dozens of other people out and about at any moment.
>Shit.
>Silver was so right.
>As you carefully settle yourself down on the bench and cross your legs just so, you give thanks to whatever impulse made you top up your tank.
>Today is probably going to end in a race for the border.

>>30094474
It's cool, bro, just chill out on that bench across from the lingerie shop, no big deal

Just your underage gf and her friend having a looksee for stuff you might like

So this place needs writefags?

>>30088389
I was thinking Sweetie and Silver followed close by Scootie.

>>30085079
>>30094489
>"He didn't," Silver answers, so calm and nonchalant you can't even believe it's her speaking, "and it's fine, I know all about it."
I'm so happy for Silver. I think she's got it now. Her and Soarin. They and Di.
I can just imagine the astonished look on Di's face. While Diamond might of pushed the teasing a little too far, I don't think she did it out of malice. I think she just wanted to get a laugh watching them squirm. She was probably expecting a blubbering response from Soarin. But now; now Di has some food for thought.

Thanks for the update /tg/n!

>>30094558
>The retard I am didn't paste what I had written in notepad.
Diamond sees the strength of Silver's and Soarin's relationship and the new found confidence Silver has. She sees that she's not being replaced but included. Diamond sees the effort Soarin is putting in to be her friend and how happy Silver is with him. She sees that three IS company and she can be happy along with them. She won't loose the snark though. That's part of who she is and Soarin seems to enjoy the banter. Might tone it down a tad because he makes Silver happy.

>>30094497
Always welcome (as long as they aren't shit)

>>30094558
>I was thinking Sweetie and Silver
Sweetie is usually my favourite, but here her tits have crossed the line from "comfy pillows" to "amusing gag boob" territory

>>30094497
Yeah, /tg/n could use some help

>>30094497
As long as you don't write like a retarded fourth grader on purpose, yes, it would be nice. Even nicer if you stuck around and finished.

bump from 9

>>30094474
>You know yourself well enough to admit that.
>Probably.
>But you'll try to put it off for as long as possible.
>Silver is having fun and you don't want that to end prematurely.
>Or at all.
>So you try to relax. Lean back.
>Just sit. Stare at nothing. Pretend your underage girlfriend isn't trying on lingere about fifty feet from where you're sitting.
>Maybe a hundred.
>Nope.
>Try to act like you aren't doing anything wrong.
>Or that you don't *know* you're doing anything wrong.
>Pretend that everything is normal.
>Just sit facing the shoe store opposite you and try to adopt the expression of all men everywhere when they're forced to wait on their girlfriend or wife to try on every article of clothing in an entire store.
>You're not entirely sure if the last part is successful or not.
>Keeping your fears and worries from showing feels impossible.

>Impossible or not, no police approach you.
>No one starts yelling.
>Not even so much as a funny look.
>Nothing happens.
>Nothing happens so much that you nearly jump out of your skin when a small hand grabs your shoulder.
>"Hey," Silver giggles, leaning so far over the bench that you can nearly - *nearly*, but not quite - see straight down the high collar of her shirt. "We're done, Soarin."
"It's... uh... it's only been..."
>You have no idea how long it's been.

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>>30096006
whatdja get
whatdja get

>>30096025
We'll find out in ten threads time

>>30096006
I bet she's wearing her purchase and cant wait to find a private bathroom.

bump from 9

bemp

>>30096006
hnnng. And the anticipation builds.

>>30096711
Seems too obvious.

>>30098480
Hmmm, true, maybe Diamond knows a quiet stairwell for them to hide in.

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>>30097519
8's not great

Trying to remember, has Silver actually at any point been spooned?

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>>30099438
By Diamond, after they showered together, iirc

>>30099642
Soarin needs to step up his game

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>>30099642
>picture
X-Ray vision is a wonderful thing

weird.

Reminded me of those comic book ads for x-ray glasses.

fuck you 8

>>30099438
>>30099642
>>30099656
I think Soarin and Silver did get some spooning in after their first proper time together in his room.

pg 8

Sirs, please keep your underage girlfriends off page 8

>>30096006
>"It's *only* been fifteen minutes," Diamond finishes, smiling smugly until Silver straightens and raises an eyebrow at her. "Okay, *fine*. Maybe thirty."
>The look continues.
>"Shit, okay! Forty-five? I don't know."
>So long.
>You had no idea you'd been sitting on this bench for so very long.
>And for what...?
>Neither of the girls are holding any bags -
>"So..." Silver hums softly. "Aren't you curious what we got?"
> - buuuut that doesn't mean anything.
>Silver knows discretion. She could have stuffed whatever she had purchased into her purse.
>It's big enough, and whatever she got could be skimpy enough...
>Silver steps back with a little smile, but before she can do anything else Diamond steps between you and her.
>It's so tempting to slap that ridiculous smirk off her face, not that you would, but the thought is there, if fleeting.
>Besides, Silver is still smiling.
>"Well?" Diamond pressures, leaning over you. "Aren't you?"
"Well.. yeah... but..."
>Just a bit.
>"Oh come on," she laughs. "Don't even pretend. You *know* you want to see it."

>You are Silver Spoon and you feel for Soarin, even though this is all your doing.
>He'll like it. You *know* he will.
>Just... you know that expression. The way he looks aside.
>You're done the same often enough, but it's not the same.
>He's not *just* embarrassed - and he is, you *know* he is - he's also eyeing the crowd.
>Maybe trying to think of a quiet, private place.
>"Well?" Di pushes. "Don't you?"
>Or maybe you're just imagining it.
>Soarin isn't you. He doesn't get awkward and embarrassed and feel like a horrible person all the time.
>He's not crazy or antisocial or needy like you are.
>No, he's going to enjoy this.
>You know he is.
>*Hope* he is.
>He looks back at you - at you and not at Di - and sighs.
>"Yes," he finally answers. "I do."

>>30096070
Do you really think I'm going to double my speed or something? Twenty threads, at least.

>>30102169
This is gonna be good, now Soarin has to walk around with them trying to get stealth groped in the mall.

>>30102169
>Di laughs and - without even bothering to look to see who's watching - grabs the bottom of her shirt and lifts.
>Not too high, and not too long, but enough of both for Soarin's eyes to go wide.
>You could never.
>You *would*, if he asked, but you could never.
>Di has no such inhibitions or shame.
>She can do it for you.
>You knew she would, without even saying a word to her.
>That's why you stepped back, to block her from view as best you could.
>This is a gift for Soarin and no one else.
>"So, what do you think?" Di asks, smoothing out her shirt with a satisfied grin. "Isn't that color just so me?"
>"Uhhhh..."
>"Well?"

>You are Soarin and you have no idea what just happened.
"I... uh... I had no idea they even sold regular bras."
>Not that you would really call anything that lacy and frilly regular.
>She's right, though.
>That pale purple does suit her well.

>>30102267
Unf, does Silver have a matching color set?

>>30102267
>You can't say that, though, not with Silver right here.
>She's too insecure, too... too...
>She's smiling.
>She's *happy*.
>Something's wrong.
>*Many* things are wrong.
>You look around frantically.
>No police.
>No sirens.
>No screams or outraged shouts.
>No one... no one noticed?
>No one noticed.
>No one at all.
>Someone should have seen something, *said* something, but not a single pair of eyes is looking your direction.
>"Shit, calm down," you dimly register Di laughing. "It's like you've never seen tits before. Or maybe you haven't?"
>"Of course he -"
>"I'm saying you're *flat*, Sil."
>"Oh," she giggles nervously.
>No one *cares*.
>"Great. I think I broke your boyfriend."

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>>30102982
why you gotta make light of spoon being breast-ically challenged

>>30103024
She's just jealous that Spoon has breeding hips and buns for days, on top of having thick juicy thighs to milk Soarin.

>>30103024
this>>30103043
she's just jelly she cant get a lot of Soarin's jelly, yet anyways.

>>30102169
>Soarin isn't you. He doesn't get awkward and embarrassed and feel like a horrible person all the time.
>He's not crazy or antisocial or needy like you are.
Nope, Nope. Let's not go back to those thoughts Silver. You're doing fine.

>>30102267
>Di has no such inhibitions or shame.
>She can do it for you.
>You knew she would, without even saying a word to her.
There we go. Ah, Silver. Finding a way to get in on the teasing. Hmm, maybe Silver will be ready to share sooner than I thought. And I'm guessing Di would be ok with it after the initial surprise that Silver is serious about sharing him with her.

>>30102982
>Di flashed Soarin.
>"Great. I think I broke your boyfriend."
I know it would take a few seconds for my brain to boot back up after that. Eyup, I'd like to think that this is the day their group started.

>>30102982
>A hand grabs your shoulder.
>Diamond's hand.
>Shit.
>Silver is going to kill her.
>First she flashes you and now she *touches* you?
>She's not going to make it through the hour.
>That's why Silver is smiling.
>You should have seen the signs sooner.
>There've been so many.
>You *knew* today was going to involve a run for the border, but not like this.
>Or... or maybe not.
>Maybe no one will notice.
>No one will care.
>It's scary what can happen without anyone noticing.
>Even in broad daylight. Even in public.
>A teenage girl just flashed you in the middle of a busy mall and not one person saw. And those that did, if anyone, don't care enough to say anything.
>What else would they simply ignore?
>"Hey," Diamond barks. "The fuck is wrong with you?"
>Everything.
>No, *nothing.*
>You could do anything you wanted, and no one would care.
>Huh.
>"Shit, I really did break him. No surprise, really. I always knew I had great tits."

>You are Silver Spoon and you're starting to think this might have been a bad idea.
>Soarin isn't reacting like you thought he would.
>He's stopping looking around like he was scared, at least, but -
>He shrugs.
>"Not really," Soarin sighs, pushing Di back and grabbing your hand. "I've seen better."
>"Like *who*?"
>"Well..."
>He squeezes gently.
>Oh.
>He's grinning.
>He's messing with her.
>Yes.
>This is okay.
"Moondancer?"
>Soarin hesitates, but nods when he sees your smile.

>>30103994
>"Yep. Not that we saw her topless, but..."
>"Then it doesn't count," Di snaps, angrily crossing her arms under her breasts.
>If she was trying to make them look bigger, it works.
>All that happens when you try is the opposite.
>There's nothing to work with and all it does is accentuate how small they really are.
>Not that it bothers you.
>Not... usually.
>"Well, then Cloudy."
>Di snorts and rolls her eyes.
>They pause on you for just an instant, looking for any kind of reaction, before continuing upward.
>You smile for her.
"I can imagine so."
>Anything that Soarin liked can't be bad.
>"Bullshit."
>Diamond is about to pout. You know the signs.
>You would feel bad, but she made fun of your chest. She deserves this.
>Even if she did... do *that* for you.
>She didn't do it intentionally.
>Like Moondancer, it doesn't count.
>"And Pinkie," Soarin adds. "Oh heck yeah, Pinkie..."
>The way he trails off is not okay.
>No.
>Not okay.
>You're not okay.
>You shouldn't be -
>"And of course Silver."
>All is forgiven.
>"Double bullshit."
>"No, really," Soarin adds, reaching a hand up towards -
>No.
>No!
>Seriously!?
>Is he going to *grope* you?
>Right now!?
>In public!?
>People could see!
>And... and... you're just going to let him?
>No, you aren't.
>You're not *just* going to let him, you're going to *enjoy* it.
>Because you're broken and crazy and he loves you and it doesn't matter what he does.
>But his hand stops short.
>"There's... um... there's room for growth."

>>30104080
Silver wont let Soarin take his hands of her chest by the end of this.

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>>30103994
>>30104080

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>>30104080
Soarin knows the truth

back away from 8

>>30104080
Dangerous waters ahead Soarin. Be sure Silver knows you like them just fine. More than fine actually.

>>30105981
this, everyone knows getting a breast massage from a lover makes them grow.

>>30104080
>Not that we saw her topless
Yet

>"There's... um... there's room for growth."

>>30106467
>getting a breast massage from a lover makes them grow.
Hmm, a theory that must be tested!

fuck 8

>>30083116
that armor doesn't look very effective for protection

>>30107636
That's the point, its just Silver dragging Diamond on her D&D rollplay binge, sexy edition.

>>30104080

****

>You are Soarin and you are a monster.
>How could you even think of doing that to her?
>Particularly here, particularly now.
>Silver's face is bright red, flushed and worried, her eyes trembling with fear.
>Or... maybe... excitement?
>No.
>You shouldn't question that, because it doesn't matter.
>Just because you *can* do something, doesn't mean you should.
>Just because she wants it, doesn't mean it's appropriate.
>Not like this.
>You let your hand fall.
>The apathy and blindness of others doesn't make something right.
"But... yeah..."
>You look aside, pretending to stare down the length of the mall, because you don't want to see Silver's face. You can't.
>It would be too much to know what she's feeling: relief or disappointment.
>Either way, you failed her.
"... where to next?"
>And you failed yourself.
>You wanted to be better than this.

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>>30108667
REEEE WHAT THE FUCK

>>30108667
aww, no. At least caress her cheek or tuck a stray strand of hair behind her ear. Some small, sweet sign of affection that she'll know is just between the two of them. Something that reassures her and puts her mind at ease.

>>30108752
This, hug the Spoon...maybe even Diamond too. She did a good thing, even if it was by accident.

>>30108676
I'm almost scared to see the reaction when things start hurting again.

bump from 9

>>30109532
yeah, that's a good idea too. Nothing wrong with a group hug.

pg 8

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>>30107636
>>30108246

Not greening, just an idea.
Also, never played D&D, so I may get something wrong.

>CMCs, DT and SS ask AlphaNerdAnon if he can teach them how to play D&D
>Diamond: Human fighter (so she doesn't have to learn any "stupid spells")
>Silver: Half-Elf cleric (known for ability to smooth relations between races, like how she's gonna need to smooth things out when Diamond says or does something the CMCs take offense to)
>Applebloom: Dwarf barbarian (has a pension for using her axe against any non-apple, fruit-bearing trees she finds)
>Sweetie: Elf Bard (obvious choice)
>Scoots: Dragonborn rogue (chosen because she thought she'd get to start off with wings and the ability to fly. Whoops)
>Starts them off with simple, easy escort mission
>Transport Prince Anon to neighboring kingdom for royal wedding

And the only other bits that pop into my head:
>Diamond keeps trying to entice the Prince into forgetting about the wedding, sailing to a far away exotic land, and eloping
>She faces ultimate embarrassment when she learns the Prince is actually looking forward to his marriage to his betrothed: Prince Blueblood
>It's not until a rabid Orc sinks it's teeth into her leg that Silver learns the true meaning of [>IT HURTS]

[/garbage]

>>30111758
Has potential for a green. Hmm....

preemptive pg bump

>>30111758
So anon is gay in this?

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>>30112226
The real-life Anon actually playing with the girls: No
The in-game character Prince Anon: Literally can't stop sucking dicks

>>30111758
You had me up to Anon being a faggot. Then you died.

tg/n pls

>>30111758
>>30112295
While funny indeed I don't think that would fit quite well ITT. Frankly, it's not something I'd want to read at length about. Maybe only revealed as the 'surprise conclusion' of the game they are playing in order to tease Diamond but that's it.

>>30108667
>Out of the corner of your eye, you can still see Diamond, her cheeks glowing rosy pink.
>You went too far if it was enough to make even her blush.
>You should be better than this.
>They were having fun, and so were you, until just now.
>You have to fix this.
>Take things back to how they were.
>For her sake, if nothing else.
>Hers and Diamond's.
"So... um..."
>You stand quickly, still staring off into the distance.
>Stupid.
>Silver's standing too close, but you don't even know until she squeaks.
>And then your body hits hers.
>You nearly knock her over; only a quick grab keeps her from falling.
>And then... well... your arm is already around her shoulders.
>You hug her.
>Squeeze her tight against you.
>Feel her body pressed against yours.
>Her happy purr that gently rumbles your body.
>"Hey!" Diamond interrupts - thankfully, or you don't know how long you would have stood there holding your girlfriend. "How about that place over there?"

>By the time you all had reached the storefront, she'd already lost interest.
>Not that you blame her.
>In fact, you're grateful.
>From a distance it looks interesting, but up close... candles. Just candles.
>So many candles.

>>30113352
>None of you so much as pop your heads into the next one. Diamond is clearly interested in some of the shirts on the mannequins in the windows, but the blaring music is just too much.
>It's three more stores, and back down to the first level, before you finally go into one.
>Sure, it's not how you shop, but you're a guy.
>You go in, buy something, get the fuck out.
>Maybe shoot the shit if you're friends with one of the employees.
>But girls?
>Girls like to window shop, which is why you're surprised when Diamond grabs your sleeve and jerks you back.
>"Wait," she hisses. "What's *that*?"
>It's just a toy store, but you follow her in. Not that you have much choice in the matter unless you're willing to let your sleeve get stretched out from Diamond's tight grip.
>And Silver... she's holding more than just your sleeve.
>The girls damn near try to tear you in two, Diamond making a beeline for a wall of plushies while your girlfriend tries to go the opposite direction, but before you can shake her friend off, she spins around.
>The two of them end up dragging you towards the plushies together.
>You never do find out what had caught Silver's attention.
>She claims to have forgotten, but you're sure she's just trying to keep the peace.
>Silver's a good actress, but not that good.
>There's a tightness to her mouth, a harsh set to her jaw.
>Her eyes keep flickering towards her friend, and they are not kind, but the expression is gone by the time Diamond leads your little troupe out of the store, her purse weighing a little heavier than before.
>The pony plush she'd picked out is honestly too big to fit, it's little pink head poking out like one of those tiny dogs rich ladies carry around.
>The day isn't all about Diamond, though. More than one shop catches Silver's eyes.

>>30113415
>Between the two girls, you get in more walking than you've done all week, up stairs, down stairs, from one end to the mall to the other.
>You can't even remember where you are when Silver's steps slow.
>Maybe the third floor?
>Definitely not the first.
"See something you like?"
>"Besides you?" she sighs breathlessly.
>Diamond isn't the only one to roll her eyes at that, but you do so with a smile.
"Yeah, besides me."
>Silver smiles back and shakes her head.
>"No, but I'm... um... I'm starting to get a little hungry."
>"Well, duh," Diamond snaps and grabs Silver's free hand. "You barely even touched your pancakes this morning! Come on, let's go to the food court."

>>30113352
Hnnng, if Silver keeps this up she doesn't get to complain when someone pets her.

>>30113423
>Food court
Wait, aren't we getting close to the Anon meatup? Also, I NEED to find out what Silver wanted to look at, please be a little pone Silver.

>>30113423
>weeks of /mall/
WE /FOODCOURT/ NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZUfiW3W1KY&t=1160s

>>30113423
aww, nice comfy update /tg/n. Thank you very much.
>>30113519
That's exactly what I thought was about to happen in the toy store. /tg/n teasing us there. And yes I think that is where the MEET up happens.

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>Diamond isn't too hungry, she just occasionally steals a fry or two from your plate
>And a chunk of Szechuan chicken from your underaged girlfriend's mouth

>>30115825
Cute comic. Love it!
I can see where Di's 'sampling' their plates ends up with them all just sharing their food. Then Silver and Soarin feeding eachother getting eyerolls from Di. They kick it up a notch and both try to feed something to Di like she's a baby. "Here comes the plane! Bbbrrrrrrr."

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>>30115825
>silver eats more than both of them combined
>dabs at her mouth with a napkin and lets out a dainty burp
>yfw your carry around gf puts away more than kobayashi

Di starts to whine
Nonny! We're on page nine!

>>30116962
fuck page 7

>>30117419
away for some time
to find us on page nine

thoughts of producing some green
not sure what it should be
ideas to prose is harder that it seems
but I'm certain from page 7 we shall flee

>>30118597
Try rambling. It seems to work for tgn.

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How the EFF am I supposed to go to work not wanting to kill people, without an update!

>>30119039

>>30119039
It is a by daily thing. Don't worry, you should have something tomorrow.

>>30074020
bamp

>>30074020
Bump for writers.

>>30120820
>>30120821
really guys, just need one.

/tg/n words arrive
Helping keep this thread alive
From the last updated I can report
We now head to the food court

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>>30122926
thank you, zecora

>>30124202
9 aint fine

preemptive bump from 8

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>>30126238
9 AGAIN

SUPER ULTRA MEGA RRRAWWR

Did the crusaders flash their bras or their bare breasts in the photo booth? I can't remember and am really curious how they'll compare to what Soarin has already seen today.

>>30129365
I think Bloom and Scoots flashed tits, and Sweetie flashed bra at first then switched to tits with her friends.

>>30127901
cute

>>30129380
>>30129365
Bloom and Scoots flashed while Bloom lifted Sweetie's shirt.

>>30132112
>tfw your loli harem wont help you seduce your crush
my dick is suffering.

>>30132642
Those checks look so soft.

>>30131376
Hnng

>>30133190
Does that really count as seducing? Looks more like subduing do me.

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REEE UPDATE

>>30135176
tomatoes tamatoe

>>30135766
This for mr dubs.

bump from 10

>>30140183
>tfw Sweetie will never show off her school swimsuit too you

>>30141928

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivrrt6oYxxc

>>30143116
10 IS NOT OK

For the moment I must step away
I do hope this thread lives another day
If you Anons would be so kind
To keep this thread of ours in mind.

>>30113423
>Ah.
>Second floor.
>You're on the second floor.
>That's right.
>You can see the food court off in the distance.
>Diamond pulls Silver forward, and Silver drags you along.
>Well, apparently this is happening.
>You don't seem to have any input in this decision, but that's fine.
>Really.
>You could go for a bite to eat.
>Diamond leads your little chain past kiosks and stores without even looking aside.
>She barely even steps around the photo booth set on the outskirts of the food court - and goes straight through the playscape in the center.
>Apparently you and Silver aren't the only hungry ones.
>When your band comes to a sudden halt, it isn't from any mere obstacle.
>"Wait," Silver says, stopping her friend in her tracks - after skidding a few feet across the tiled floor. "Can I sit down?"
>If Silver didn't have such a tight grip on your arm, you don't think she could have stopped Diamond.
>"Huh? Why?"
>"I'm a little tired, Di. Would you mind getting our food for us?"
>The other girl raises an eyebrow.
>"So?"
"I can go, Silver."
>Your girlfriend silently concedes and lets go of your arm.
>"Yeah, see? Soarin can... can..."
>Diamond trails off as Silver pulls her debt card from her purse and holds it out.
>"Please?"

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>>30144592
WORDS

WE HAVENT HAD WORDS SINCE FRIDAY

>>30144592
Does Silver want an early snack, right here in the food court?

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>>30144592
>>30144691
She just wants to discuss the seating arrangements.
>"Would you rather have me next to you, across from you, in your lap or on my knees?"

>>30144592
>She stares at the card a little too eagerly as Silver waves it over towards a table slightly obscured from sight by a few trees and a low, decorative wall.
>"We'll just be sitting over there," your girlfriend says, bringing her card close enough for Diamond to snatch it out of her hand.
>"Well... uh... *fine*," she hisses, "but you *owe* me."
>"I know."
>Diamond doesn't see Silver's sweet smile; she's already stomping away, feigning anger.
>At least, you *think* it's all just an act.
>You've only really started to get Diamond these last few hours, so... maybe you're wrong.
"So..."
>"It'll be fine," Silver smiles up at you. "She'll buy a bunch of stuff we don't want and get cash back at every place, but that's all."
>She giggles and grabs your arm again.
>"Don't worry, she's not going to spit in your drink or anything!"
>Silver practically skips over to the table; for once you're taking a stride-and-a-half for every one of hers and not the other way around.
>She sits down with a relieved, happy sigh, throwing her purse onto the table and pulling you down into a seat right beside hers.
"You... um... don't mind?"
>"What?" she asks so innocently. "Mind what?"
"Diamond... um..."
>"Oh? Wasting my money? No. Of course not."
>She leans over and rests her head against your shoulder.
>"Honestly," she sighs, "it's just nice to have a moment without her."

>>30145964
Ohhh, we got a wall, and a few trees, my dick is ready.

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>>30146005
H-HE WOULDN'T HAVE MENTIONED HOW THEIR TABLE IS OBSCURED FROM VIEW BY THEM IF HE DIDN'T HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND

>>30146416
Oh yeah, Silver is going to get some "special sauce" from Soarin. Because god knows she is thirsty today. Maybe smelling his dick will help calm her down a bit more.

>>30145964
Silver is going to innocently snuggle Soarin...until she decides to start nuzzling his crotch.

>>30147574
She's not nuzzling his crotch! He dropped a fry and only bad people waste food but it was hard to pick up so if there's a wet spot it's just because of her tongue and that's all, really!
No nuzzling at all!

>>30147664
Unf, Silver's nuzzling made her drool a bit.

>>30145964
Good for you Silver. Find a little alone time with Soarin. You two deserve it.

pg 7 bump before sleep

>>30148602
RIP bitch Anon, and may Button rot in hell.

>>30149718
yup

>>30149070
bump from 9

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>>30143332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYtT0i12Pkc

>>30145964
>That's not disturbing at all.
>Not that you disagree, but...
>You're still running through all the possible implications when Silver releases your arm and kicks free her shoes.
>If you hadn't seen it yourself, you would have said it was impossible.
>Too many buckles and straps for that kind of thing, not enough beaten-in-tennis-shoe.
>A moment later, her bare legs are stretched out in your lap.
>"That's better," she sighs, smiling happily. "So much better. I almost hope she doesn't come back."
>Yeah... there's too many ways to interpret that.
"So... Silver?"
>"Hmm?"
>There's no polite way to say it, so you just go for it.
"You're not going to kill her or anything, right?"
>"Di?" she responds nonchalantly. "No. Why would you ask that?"
"Well... um..."
>That she's taking it so calmly is just as troubling as the thought itself.
"You bought a book on guns and you've been giving her angry looks practically ever since I picked you up... and... well... she flashed me..."
>Mostly that last part.
"After all... you're... uh... *kinda* possessive. Sometimes, I mean."
>Silver tilts her head slightly and stares up at the leaves overhead.
"We can totally ditch her if you want."
>It's better than making that run for the border because your underage girlfriend threw her friend over a railing.
>"I can see why you'd say that..." Silver answers slowly, thoughtfully, "but no. She's my friend."
"Ooookaaaaaay..."
>"I mean, if it was anyone else... yeah. *Probably*."
>She's smiling, so you *hope* she's just joking.
>Really is hard to tell sometimes.
>"But Di? She's my friend. I *wanted* her to flash you..."
>She pauses a moment, her lower lip caught between her teeth, her eyes flickering towards you and then away.
>"... because... you know... I..."
>Silver's voice drops with each word - and with each word, her cheeks grow redder and redder.
>"... I... um... I didn't have the courage to do it myself."

>>30152005
Rub her legs and hug her.

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>>30152005
>too shy to flash you, but not to put her legs across your lap
I WANT TO LOVE AND PROTECT HER FOREVER

>>30152005
Aww, bashful Silver needs a foot rub Soarin. Maybe she can flash you later in a more; private setting.

Damn, I forgot about the book. Yeah, I can see why Soarin was concerned. kek. Nice update /tg/n!

>>30152049
I think most of want to Anon. I know I do.

This thread is not the same without Sweetie Bell

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>>30152081
>bell
Whose sweetie bell

I don't think that character is in the show

>>30152108
>Whose
I assume that anon meant Rarity's Sweetie Bell. You know, the one she rings to summon her sister.

>>30152005
Give her a kiss and hold her hand. Do it now.

bump check>>30153022

>>30152049
Yes

>>30155622
I keep thinking that Silver's mom has like the best taste in all of Equestria and this leads to Sweetie Belle getting Rarity to help her get her big break in Manehattan

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We need to save Silvie from page 8!

>>30156624
Yes, she needs her feet rubbed and head patted.

can't breed the spoon on 7

bump from 9, and for Silver and Diamond 9 kids a piece.

>>30152005
"You *asked* her to flash me?"
>"No," Silver answers, "but I knew she would."
>Her lips twitch, a half-hearted and aborted smile.
"She does like to show off, doesn't she?"
>Silver nods.
>"I'm sorry I wasn't able to do it myself, but..."
>She glances towards the trees, the short wall, the food court beyond.
>You're not exactly hidden, but there's no chance anyone will see you.
>Not by accident anyway, not unless they were trying to.
>It's certainly more private than a bench set to the side of a walkway.
>You can see her eyes darting back and forth as people pass by, watching... *waiting*.
>Oh.
>You should have realized she picked this spot for a reason.
"Did you... um... did you get anything for yourself while you were in there?"
>She looks back to you and smiles sadly.
>"No, just for you," Silver sighs. "Just the one present. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it."
>Oh!
>Oh.
"Sorry..."
>"It's not your fault," she mumbles, her head dropping until her chin is resting against her collarbone. "I should have done it myself."
>She probably would have, too.
>She still might, and... and you're not sure how to feel about that.
>You want to hug her, but with her legs stretched out like this you'd basically have to pull her onto your lap.
>So that's what you do.
>All you're doing is holding her.
>Nothing more.
>Nothing bad.
>Silver doesn't seem to mind.
>Maybe this is why she picked such a secluded spot, not for... not for *other* reasons.
"It's fine."
>She nods silently.
"I... I might have enjoyed it...? But it was just too surprising, you know?"

>>30158736
>all you're doing is holding her, nothing more, nothing bad
while people are watching, anyway

>>30158736
>"Oh," she murmurs.
>Just the one word.
>The rest you can read in her tone, and there is much to read.
>"You don't like surprises," it says. "I won't try it again," it promises.
>"I won't ever do it myself," it threatens. "Not for you."
>That's the last thing you want her thinking, for many reasons.
"I *like* surprises, Silver, but that... that just came out of nowhere."
>"I know," Silver sighs. "I basically tricked her into doing her."
>She falls silent.
>Probably thinking she's a horrible girlfriend, or crazy, or -
>"Should I have her do it again?"
>Or that.
>"Would that be better? You'll be expecting it this time."
"I... uh..."
>You don't know if there's a right answer to that.
>"I can make her, you know. She won't even have a clue."
"Sometimes... sometimes you can be a scary girl."
>Silver abruptly tilts her head back, a manic grin stretched from side to side of her face.
>"Did you forget, Soarin? I'm crazy."
"No, I didn't forget."
>Her eyes grow as wide as her smile as you kiss her.
>It's brief and fleeting, but enough to leave her squirming happily in your lap.
"I didn't forget, Silver. I just think you're wrong."

>>30159515
>"I basically tricked her into doing her."
wat?
>Her eyes grow as wide as her smile as you kiss her.
>It's brief and fleeting, but enough to leave her squirming happily in your lap.
"I didn't forget, Silver. I just think you're wrong."
Hnnnnng

>>30159515
>enough to leave her squirming happily in your lap.
Time for 'little Soarin' to wake up again

>>30159574
But that's illegal

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>>30160871

>>30159546
>wat?
Sure, I could have worded that better, but it should be easy enough to understand I was referencing the scene where Silver dares Diamond into violating Zippoorwhill with her own glasses.
Or did I forget to post that...?

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>>30161464
WHO EVEN ARE YOU

>>30161464
Did I miss something?

>>30162268
He's just talking shit.

>>30163310
Ah

>>30156624
Love that pic
.
>>30159515
Aww, Silver and Soarin being adorable. Comfy update /tg/n, thanks.

>>30159515
>She gapes up at you, shocked and awed and grateful.
>This girl is too hard on herself.
>It makes you wonder just how messed up her parents are that she hates them more.
>"I can... I can go back?" she whispers uncertainly. "I can find you a another present, one you'd like. One for... one for me...?"
>Her eyes are trembling as she offers herself, but you don't see any excitement in them.
>Only fear.
>She doesn't want to fail you again.
"No, Silver, you don't have to do that."
>You kiss her again, softly and longer than before.
"Maybe some other time."
>Like in a few years.
>"Maybe..." she giggles.
>Or tomorrow. Tomorrow works too.

>>30165105
>After all, you really had thought Fredrick's had gone online only.
>Never know how long these last few stores will last.
>They might not be around in a few years.
>That there are similar stores selling similar things is a thought you push to the back of your head and conveniently forget about.
>A tiny finger boops your nose.
>"Hey. What are you thinking about?"
"Nothing important."
>"Oh," Silver moans. "So... *not* me?"

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>>30165105
Tomorrow works too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVsW_iRCHv8

bump from 9

>>30165182
>You know a trap when you see it - and intentional or not, that's a trap.
"The thoughts were... Silver *adjacent*."
>"So... *not* how I'd look in that bra I bought Di?"
"More like trying to justify... yeah... that."
>Basically.
>But something a little smaller.
>Maybe in more ways than one.
>You may be a monster, but not one horrible enough to say that.
>Not to her.
>You sigh.
"Want to know what I was really thinking?"
>Just trying to change the topic before you go too far.
>Silver nods.
"I really thought they'd closed all of their stores."
>Change the topic subtlely.
>For you, it almost is.
>"Fredrick's?" Silver asks, taking the bait, "they did, but there are still a handful of franchies open."
>Taking the bait and taking it too far, because now it's your turn to wonder how she knows these kinds of things.
>"I've *occasionally* fantasized about opening one. Because, well, it wouldn't be much work... and... yeah..."
"Wait. What?"
>"I never would, of course, but I've fantasized."
"But... you're *fourteen*."
>"That's probably why my fantasies used to be so mild," she answers with a lewd grin. "*Used* to be."
>If her point wasn't clear - and BOY IT SURE IS CLEAR - there's no avoiding it, willfully or otherwise, once she bites down on her lower lip.
"Not... uh... not what I meant."
>"A girl can dream, right?"
"No - yes, sure, but not... not *that*."
>"And why not?"
"You're *fourteen*. Just how rich are you that you can even think about opening a store?"

>>30165852
This lewd Silver is doing things to my dick. It is hard to resist breeding her on the table right there.

>>30165852
This is the future, Silver gets Sweaty or Rarity hired for her store, Soarin becomes famous football guy, Diamond does financial management.

can't ramble on page 8

>>30168151
can't ramble on 9 either

>>30167431
I would be happy to give her a titay massage.

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>tfw no update before work
a-and don't tell me there's tomorrow again

>>30170496
Why a goose?

>>30165852
>You are not prepared - or comfortable - with the amount of giggling and squirming girl on your lap.
>Admittedly it's not a lot of girl - but there *is* more than enough giggling and squirming to take up the slack.
>"You know those stories..." Silver starts while your mind is on other things than what she's saying, "You know, the ones where the protagonist gets everything he wants and never has any trouble finding or buying anything unless magically dictated by the plot?"
"Uh..."
>"And they can totally get away with anything up to including murder, because money can get them out of anything?"
"Ummm..."
>You're not really following.
>Not that, anyway. Whatever she's saying.
>The girl stops fidgeting and plants a kiss on your lips.
>"About that rich."
Silver kisses you again.
>"Yes," she sighs as her lips separate from yours, "I am a scary girl."

>>30171193
Hnnng, but she's Soarin's...and Silver's scary girl. She just needs a good influence.

>>30171193
>No, no she isn't.
>You squeeze her tight.
"That wasn't what I was thinking."
>"Oh? Then what?"
"Well... um..."
>"It's obvious what he's thinking," an unwelcome voice cuts in.
>Not that any voice would be welcome right now, but particularly not Diamond.
>Not that another person would be any better.
>Not that anyone else wouldn't be worse.
>You're in no state for that car chase right now.
>Probably wouldn't even make it to your car.
>Plus... you're hungry, and the tray of food she's carrying in looks tasty.
>For mall food, that is.
>"Hmm?" Silver purrs, turning in your lap to face her friend. "What's he thinking?"
>"That you're a slut."
"NO."
>That is very much NOT what you're thinking.
>"I mean, right here in public?" Diamond snarls. "I swear, this is the library all over again, so -"
>Then again, she's not *entirely* wrong.
>Just mostly.
>" - if you're fucking him -"
>Silver slides off your lap and back into her own chair.
>But... you were... holding her?
>You have no idea how she managed that, but she's no longer in your arms or on your lap and her face is redder than a fire engine, even buried in her hands.
>"Oh, well... whatever..." Diamond shrugs, dropping the tray on the table and herself in one of the empty chairs. "I *was* going to say I'd just watch, but whatever. Here's your stupid food."

>>30171751
Damnit Diamond, you will be fucked stupid with hate by the end of this. Then Silver will cuddle you into submission.

>>30171751
Don't be jealous Diamond, you will get a taste Soarin's dick soon...after Silver cums a few times on it.

>>30172090
>>30172720
Do you really think that's going to happen?

>>30173168
Hopefully? Silver likes her friend being happy, and she doesn't think she can quiet keep him to herself on her own yet, so instead of having him fuck someone else with her, just goes with Diamond. Plus Soarin can be a good influence on them both.

>>30173168
Yes, Bitchgirlfriend needs the transformative power of an >IT HURTS dicking.

>>30173915
>>30173242
Then sappy snuggles while soaked in cum on the fun bed.

>>30173242
Yeah, It's my ultimate hope that they form a poly-amours group. I too believe Soarin is a good influence on them.

>Silver's feeling of inadequacy
Silver does want her friend to be happy. Though I'm not pleased she still thinks she's not good enough for Soarin; it is a likely reason she'd share him with Di.

>>30171751
>..."I *was* going to say I'd just watch, but whatever...
Hmm. Foreshadowing perhaps? Thanks for the updates /tg/n! I love how you incorporate our ideas and suggestions. I'm honered senpai.

>>30173168
A guy can fantasize

>>30174753
>she still thinks she's not good enough for Soarin
Does she really? It doesn't feel that way to me. She's acknowledging her flaws but that's not the same thing as feeling inadequate.

Gook moot is done fucking around, praise kek.

>>30176337
Aie

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Something like this bump

>>30179040
Thinking about what Soarin is going to do to them after winning the big game already huh? Good girls.

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>>30074800
30 Million Dollars Rush.

wat?

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Loli girlfriends need protection from page 8!

>>30182371
This

live

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Page nine is never fine.

>>30184907
Unf

>>30184907
Would order from/10

>>30184907
I'd give her a tip if you know what I mean

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>>30186866
Of what, your fedora?

>>30186866
How big is the tip and how deep does it reach?

>>30188084
Enough to ensure >IT HURTS

>>30186866
Just the tip, only the tip, and nothing but the tip. I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT SWEETIE BELLE.

>>30175624
Well, yeah. But she's getting over it now. Particularly over the last several updates.

I was listening to the words of the song "Issues" the other day and I thought they kinda fit Silver. Forgive my posting from mobile.
https://youtu.be/9Ke4480MicU

>>30187286
I've spent 4 hours trying to think of a response more perfect than this.
There are none.

>>30189122
It was a pretty good post.

Short update that I found hard to keep track of the speaker. Particularly during the Skype but I'm not sure how much better that could have been handled. It was good content wise. Nice tying up of the evening. I've been pitying Rares but it's starting to turn into dislike. Ditzy's comment troubles me a bit but I'm sure she's safe where she is now.

>>30190735
.....the fuck are you talking about? We don't have a Skype here. Did you post in the wrong thread?

>>30190735
Shade's story?

>>30191402
It does sound like something he would do by talking about himself.

>>30191402
>>30191925
That does sound autistic enough to be him

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why ain't yall petting

>7

>>30193085
REEEE 7 AGAIN

>>30171751
>There certainly is a variety to choose from, from fries to szechuan chicken to... there's a lot.
>Diamond had to have stopped at half a dozen different places.
>"Well?" she sighs angrily. "Aren't you hungry? You made me go to all these places and you aren't even going to eat?"
>There's a brief flicker, an instinctive push to snap back.
>Protect Silver.
>You would, too.
>Yell at this girl, snark back, something.
>You would, too, if she wasn't - somehow - okay with all this - okay with being used by her friend and putting up with her abuse.
"Yeah, sure."
>You reach for... for...
>There's a lot, and yet something is missing.
"What about drinks?"
>"If you're trying to get rid of me so you two can finish up, go ahead."
>Diamond leans forward and leers.
>"Seriously," she giggles, "feel free. I don't mind."
"I'll just get it myself. Silver -"
>"Tea, please," your girlfriend mumbles softly, her face still buried in her hands. "Di, can you give him my -"
>"Yeah, yeah, fine."

>>30193937
Whose Soarin going to run into I wonder.

>>30194051
Rarity?

>>30194051
I think at this point he runs into Bloom and Sweetie, while Anon and Scoots are getting everyone food. Or it might have been Scoots that stayed with Sweetie while Bloom tries to molest Anon.

>7
ree

>>30195761
He won't run into the crusaders or Anon until after he leaves the food court with Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara.

>>30196346
Ah yes, then I cant remember who he meets here then. Might have been Spits and Moondancer.

>>30196366
>I can't remember something that hasn't happened yet
goddamn time travelers

>>30193937
Guy, I gotta tell you, this fanfiction has touched me in ways you can't possibly imagine.
I don't know shit about pony, I have never seen a full episode of MLP in my whole life, but this fanfiction is everything i have ever wanted.
It hits all my buttons.
It flips all my switches.
And it rings the bells of my heart.
So thank you ten thousand times, and keep up the good work.

>>30193937
great updates /tg/n! Poor Silver almost dying from embarrassment. Give her another hug Soarin; she needs it.

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>>30197941
I imagine Diamond like this.

>>30197989
kek

Sir, please keep your underage gf's off of page 9

>>30199551
All right then, would you like your bill?

>>30197989
Nuzzle the angry loli, give her a little smooch, she wont admit it, but she likes being cuddled.

>>30193937
>It's only a couple of drinks, three if you're feeling kind, but you take the card anyway when Diamond finally fishes it out of her purse and thrusts it at you.
>"Hey, wait!" she calls out as you start to walk away. "Aren't you going to ask what I want?"
"Nope."
>You're back quickly - and with a drink for Diamond.
>She *did* go get all of the food, after all, and Silver *is* paying for it... so...
>You would have gotten one for her anyway.
>"Shiiit," she sneers when she sees you. "Fuck, do you need some help or something?"
"Huh?"
>"Nevermind."
>She rolls her eyes - and swings her body around to turn her back to you.
>"Oh, wow," Silver murmurs as you set her tea in front of her. "You didn't even use a tray or..."
"What?"
>She timidly points to her tea.
"I'm still not following."
>"Well, I mean, you carried all three at once."
"Is carrying three cups really that impressive?"
>"Kinda...?"
"Really?"
>"Your hands are big, but you still only have two."
>Maybe you've been to too many parties and done too much drinking.
>It really doesn't seem noteworthy.

>>30197165
After all that, I have to ask how you started reading. >IT HURTS doesn't seem like the kind of thing you'd randomly stumble across.

>>30201350
Soarin has big hands to hold you close little Spoon.

>>30201350
Soarin, your girlfriend met you at a party, its a good thing.

>>30201640
An artist I follow has a thing for drawing thicc humanized Pinkie Pie.
I came to /mlp/ about 3 months ago in search of more content like it, not knowing that was more of a /trash/ thing. One thing led to another and I ended up consuming the past 4 years of brony memes without any context of the show they were based on, and been through more shitty fanfiction than I am comfortable admitting.
And lets not get into all the fucking pony porn, holy shit March was a dark month for me.
While I was consuming all this, I would eventually get through a good portion of the greentexts from the other threads. I just started reading the shit >it hurts has to offer and so far Sorins Silver Lining is my favorite written work this fandom has ever created.

>>30203564
nice

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You're a chump
If you don't bump

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>>30205838
i-isn't she a bit young to have chest fluff

>>30205838
>>30206349
fluff on the chest, no fear of arrest

>>30205102
Dark loli lovers?

>>30201350
>"It's nothing special," Diamond shrugs, still keeping her back to you. "Stop fucking around and eat so we can... whatever it is we're going to do."
"Yeah, sure."
>You set down her drink and take your seat.
"So, just what is next?"
>She shrugs.
>Silver shrugs.
>You shrug.
>The table remains resolutely still.
"Guess we'll figure that out as we eat."
>The girls nod - well, the one does. The other makes a noncommittal bitchy noise you're starting to recognize as acceptance or - possibly - approval.
>That settles that, so you reach for some fries and - pause.
"Hey, Diamond?"
>"What."
"What's... um... *yours*?"
>There's a lot of food on the tray, all jumbled up.
>You and Silver won't have any problem sharing, or at least you assume, but Diamond -
>"I'm not hungry."
>And *that* solves *that*.
"Cool."
>You grab a handful of fries and cram them in your mouth with all the grace and decorum of someone totally unsuited for the delicate girl seated beside you.
>Yeah, you've got to work on that.
>Silver's still smoothing out a napkin across her skirt - and her next move isn't to grab some food but to tear open the wrapping on a plastic fork and knife.
>Even with fast food, even here, in a mall food court, she shows more class than...
>... than the girl stealing your damn fries.
"I thought you weren't hungry."
>"Not," Diamond answers, popping tasty, tasty potatobits into her mouth anyway.
"Sooo..."
>"Shit, stop spazzing. You can always get more."

>>30197165
>>30203564
squeeee

>>30207088
Put fries in her nose, that'll teach bitch a lesson.

>>30207088
We need to give out head pats and treats.

>>30203564
same thing here brother.

bump from 9

>>30210758
Moondancer is going to snuggle the shit out of Silver and Diamond.

>>30197165
>>30203564
Welcome. Yeah this green is some pretty good stuff.

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>>30211178
>"Eww, her sweater smells like moth balls, old books and nerd sweat."
"I know! Isn't it awesome? I hope I can find one in my size!"

>>30210758
>>30211178
They shall share spagoots together, and it shall be comfy

9 ain't fine

>>30212185
>"I don't think that comes in an extra-flat."

>>30207088
>Bitch.
>Shoving fries up her nose wouldn't be appropriate.
>Funny, and the kind of stupid shit you do with your friends, but not appropriate.
>Not with Silver already making you look like a retarded barbarian.
"Yeah, you're right."
>Diamond freezes as you raise your hand - and stays that way until you've finished patting her head.
>Her lips curl in a belated snarl the second you pull away - and you laugh.
"Did you think I was going to hit you?"
>"Wouldn't put it past you."
>Aaaaaand then she grabs more fries.
>Meh.
>There's other stuff to eat.