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Okay but seriously now, how has the moderator of "Ask Pirate Dash" on Tumblr gone through the last 6 years without developing infamy?
This dude:
- Is 35
- Got fired from his job
- Started drawing pony art in the style of an 8 year old.
- Refused to get a new job for several years, believing his Pony art would be a new profession.
- Had his (ex)wife and child leave him to live in England where he could have lived rent free in an upper class family home provided by his (ex)wife's parents.
- Refers to his child as "The Kid" and never speaks about her in public now he is divorced.
- Has hit on multiple underage girls. Draws the most terrifying pony porn ever.
- Has a Twilight and Rainbow Dash plushie that he takes everywhere and seem to serve as some sort of psychological substitute for his wife and child.
- Was obsessed with becoming pony famous to the point of throwing literal suicidal rants when he didn't get put on Equestria Daily back in the day. Only got put on EQD out of pity.
- Thinks all his original friend group stabbed him in the back when they tried to help him see the error of his ways and stop him from fucking up his life.
I could go on. How did he slip through the cracks? Fucking go look at his blogs, man. Look at how fucked up this dude really is.
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>>30479106
Didn't he do some animations?
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Nice fucking show related thread. Fucking mods.
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>>30479158
can you sage?
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These are mine. You can't have any.
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>>30478640
so twilights wings are just above her ass?
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>>30478640
Twilight, you fat shit.
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These four in equestria. Wat happens
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Rick and Morty is pure overrated shit.
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>>30478583
i have no ideea who everyone other than rick is
also
>rick in equestria
>turns out magic can be turned into solid objects
>turns out magic is a very rare substance
>turns out,its worth a lot
>cut to rick enslaving most of the ponies and turning them into walking magic producing cash cows
>ponies try to fight back
>rick just kills them
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>>30478614
>my little pony isn't
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>"Can I go home now?"
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>>30478244
"Don't worry, you'll be kicked out soon enough."
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"No one's keeping you here, kid.
Go on. Git."
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>>30478264
False reports warrents a ban. Enjoy yours!
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Cute filly edition
711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
Legends of Magic #4 is storytimed here!
>>30457665
Ponyville Mysteries: Schoolhouse of Secrets and The Tail of the Timberwolf are still storytimed here!
>>30444953
Previous thread:
>>30475690
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I'm leaving forever!
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>>30478202
I hope Dash appreciates her biggest filly fan
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>filly
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In which hole does your favorite poner enjoy taking it?
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>>30477556
There's only one hole that they're supposed to take it in.
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>>30477560
The Hole Police, right here, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>30477556
https://derpibooru.org/1477737
Both
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Extended preview for issue 56 of the comic is out.
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How painful is this?
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>>30476971
>Unknown Pain Found
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>>30476971
>volume greatly reduced
>compression from interdimensional travel turns you into a paper-thin streak miles long
It probably feels like getting a tattoo. Some pressure and an uncomfortable pinch.
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>>30476971
>Imagine that the person you love is in love with some asshole who you hate from the bottom of your heart.
>Imagine her doing everything she can for than twat and thus not being able to realise her dreams because of that asshole.
>Imagine him not caring for her in the slightest
>Imagine her not being real.
>Imagine your powerlessness to end her or your suffering.
About this painful.
>"You watch a show for little colts?"
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>>30476958
Go fuck your pet Iguana
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>>30476958
>The temptress exclaims, "Hi Anon, I broke into your car!"
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>>30476958
No. Fillies
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Twilight is worst pony.
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>>30476704
Applejack is worst pony.
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>>30476704
Pinkie Pie is worst pony.
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>>30476704
Rainbow Dash is worst pony.
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>Implying to little girls that guys would rather look at some makeup-plastered whore than a bespectacled cutie pie
>Their own fandom is evidence to the contrary
Brutal honesty is one thing, DHX, but it kind of requires the thing one is brutally honest about to actually be true.
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Is this another thread by a buttblasted Fluttercuck?
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>>30476519
I thought she wanted to be a movie star.
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>>30476534
Yeah, but her mirror was implying that's the look that gets results in movies, which kind of implies a certain role in drawing in a certain half of the audience; EQG made no attempt to say otherwise.
>"WUT IN TARNATION ARE Y'ALL DOIN' IN HERE?"
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>>30476438
Wishing you weren't
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>>30476438
Hiding shit threads, AJ
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>>30476438
>you look down at applebloom, your cock fully sheathed into her tight ponut
"Uh, its not what it looks like?
>pinkie pie appears, presses a button on the wall, that appeared out of thin air
>A laugh track straight out a 60's sitcom reverberates throughout the barn
>Fucking horseland.
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The new GoH toys have pictures. They'll be shipping to stores August 1st as apart of the movie's marketing campaign. This Rainbow playset here is a Walmart exclusive.
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>>30476286
Reminds me of a mix of Stardust and Treasure Planet
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The color is shit
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Cool.
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Who was in the wrong here?
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>>30476038
No pony was in the wrong. They where both just being bitches.
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Rarity because I'm a Fluttercuck and Fluttershy is always the bestest and coolest and smartest and perfectest and cutest pony ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>30476051
Ur fluttercuck big Discord dick, lol.
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How could this game/story had been improved?
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lhmqogcYio
http://donitz.deviantart.com/art/Story-of-the-Blanks-216207954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHNcc6-OBiE
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/573755
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/592328
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/614520
It used to have a tiny fanbase creating some content for it, but nothing serious ever got produced.
http://template93.deviantart.com/gallery/34484523/Story-of-the-Blanks-Awakening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBZLrU2MDO8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZR71ex8pr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFfhnDmP2lg
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>>30475991
The story felt pretty incoherent, especially in the game; some mystery is good for horror games but it still has to make sense to be worth something.
My 2c
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Donitz actually worked on the Blanks2. He had the code and story for it, but he was lacking the 16-bit graphics.
He gave me the files way back in summer 2011, and I read the text files full of dialogue and guidelines. It wasn't very good.
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>>30476005
This. I didn't really get the backstory. Playing it for the first time in five years, a little bit more clarifying of stuff like who the pony AB follows initially is and hinting at what the dark curse of the town was would've made it better.
Having said that though I still find it to be a fun little game I can knock out in 15 minutes and it makes me a bit nostalgic; a time capsule of a time when the Everfree Forest was a place of mystery and horror.