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>>30468146
You know, this could be base for a good story where Spike finds some old, cheap and discountinued comic merch at a dollar store (old cards, old toys, what have you) and he goes full vintage hunter mode, traveling all across Equestria to check other dollar stores while Twilight and company follow him around to keep him out of trouble but end up getting caught on his craze after they keep finding old, discontinued stuff for sale that strikes them just on their nostalgia or unresolved childhood issues.

The shop keepers are just happy to have them getting rid of their unsold stock.

One bit will get ya this fake gag bit

>>30468146
Yes there is. It is the Bit Barn. It is run by Filthy Rich's younger sister, Ivanna B. Rich. You can get lots of stuff. Toys, a visor in assorted colors, cleaning supplies like Capt. Shine floor cleaner, quills with no plumes, ink, crayons, coloring books, small novelties like a cloud in a jar, ice cream treats, chips and candies, candles in assorted scents. It's very much like one of our discount stores. She makes decent money selling items other stores don't want to hold onto anymore. The only place Pinkie can get Hot Fries, 2 bags for a bit.

Because she's tired of your shit.

Angerjack

>>30464789
Ask her parents.

if you had to, what RGRE song would you sing? (i.e. if you're a dude what song by a female artist would you sing, if you're a grill what song by a male artist would you sing?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCrtErmipXE

>>30460971
Steping up to the plate, thanks for the new thread.

>>30460984
Huh, that's an interesting choice. Maybe a remake of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1_ZQILFsSY

>>30457944
YA knnnnowwww, we can get high on nutmeg. I'm sure the pony who was named after it would have some in her kitchen.

It's not the best idea, the hangover is a bitch, but it's not too bad if we don't overdo it.

>>30457944
Masturbate.

>>30458004
>>30457944
Also what's our doctorate in?

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>>30344117
>Will Scootaloo join them as an honorary member of the family?
Because I sincerely hope so.

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Late Father's Day mini dump.

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>>30328666
Best one right here.

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Board is fast today. Be vigilant. Don't let the thread die.

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>>30474929
So this is a
>you get to Equestria but they all speak a language you don't understan
thread? I'm down.

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My mobilefag superiority translated it for me.

>>30474929
>>30474943
Sex is a universal language. Especially for the French.

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>>30473093
https://pastebin.com/suUANz89

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>When I am out there, in time, I am inverted, changed into a desperate version of myself. I become a thief, a vagrant, an animal who runs and hides. I startle old women and amaze children. I am a trick, an illusion of the highest order, so incredible that I am actually true.

Post your sheets for the 113th session of Timequest

>>30473114
https://pastebin.com/zfGK7ALa

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bump

You're on the wrong board. Cringe threads are generally looked down upon here.

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>>30470658
Lol

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Rules: [GMs can use any system they wish, the following is a rough gist of what everyone has been doing and how well they are at it]
Day Planner- Each day divided into 3 slots. Morning, Afternoon and Evening. Briefly describe what you do in each usually a sentance or two long about what you decide to do. Be it a job, a quest or just being a neet working on invention you'll slowly work and increase you skills over time!
Skill increases are based on Tier System with each daily progress put towards reaching those Tiers up to a max of 5. For every Tier gained in a skill you gain an ability and a bonus to your roll involving that skill. Quests allow for double skill gains based on what you did on it. While jobs allow you to slowly increase skills while making money all the while. [Note if other Gms wish to use different systems they are well within their rights to.]

Census Rules: This allows you to not only apply yourself to the town registry, but also keep track of the kingdoms' stats when it comes time for the updates in thread. Each phase is handled as Upkeep, Improvement, Economic and then Event. Improvement and Economic phase are where players will be given the option of voting on the improvments to the town, what to build in the area and of course colonizing the wilds around us! While Economic allows for the players to donate any bits they have earned to help fund the town! Every 1k Gold Bits equates to 1 Base Point for building or colonizing the lands around us.

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First for muscle birb.

Reminder that Starlight Glimmer is coming to town at the end of this week. If she doesn't leave in tears, we haven't done our job

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>>30462499
Good gags, solid moral, decent pacing.

Perfect episode.

>>30462499
he's not even kissing her

>inb4 s3 finale

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>>30457680

>>30411978
anonponer THE WIZZ! SWISHHHHH THE WIZZ!

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>>30411978

Lockepicke glances at the scene before her again. Lucian insists that they are allowed forward, and Face on the Wall attempts poorly to argue that his master is a good person.

Hauberk for his part, just stands by and watches the thing, leaning against the wall and waiting for it to end.

The mare isn't sure what to do in this situation. She supposes she could go up and speak to them, but wonders what she would say. She wonders if she could argue her way out of it, or perhaps even convince them that they are allies in this end endeavour.

Lockepicke frowns slightly and reaches for her crossbow, fiddling with the handle why she thinks. She could attack them, but she isn't sure of her odds. She is a pretty good shot, but no dead eye, and that armored pony is pretty well covered.

Also, she isn't sure what sort of weapons the older stallion has. It could be that she uses her shot to take out Hauberk and then gets shot in return by his partner.

Hmm... Perhaps she should just take what she has now and scamper?

What does Lockepicke do?

>>30411978
We are puzzles now. WITNESS ME!

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>>30475559
>deadass
The fuck does this mean?

>>30475575
I'm sorry anon ive been spending a bit too much time around some of my stupid friends

Deadass is a way of expressing seriousness or emphasising a statement

>>30475575
It is ebonics for "For real", "I am being serious", etc. It is a declaration of, or interrogative for honesty.