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Okay but seriously now, how has the moderator of "Ask Pirate Dash" on Tumblr gone through the last 6 years without developing infamy?
This dude:
- Is 35
- Got fired from his job
- Started drawing pony art in the style of an 8 year old.
- Refused to get a new job for several years, believing his Pony art would be a new profession.
- Had his (ex)wife and child leave him to live in England where he could have lived rent free in an upper class family home provided by his (ex)wife's parents.
- Refers to his child as "The Kid" and never speaks about her in public now he is divorced.
- Has hit on multiple underage girls. Draws the most terrifying pony porn ever.
- Has a Twilight and Rainbow Dash plushie that he takes everywhere and seem to serve as some sort of psychological substitute for his wife and child.
- Was obsessed with becoming pony famous to the point of throwing literal suicidal rants when he didn't get put on Equestria Daily back in the day. Only got put on EQD out of pity.
- Thinks all his original friend group stabbed him in the back when they tried to help him see the error of his ways and stop him from fucking up his life.
I could go on. How did he slip through the cracks? Fucking go look at his blogs, man. Look at how fucked up this dude really is.
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>>30479106
Didn't he do some animations?
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Nice fucking show related thread. Fucking mods.
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>>30479158
can you sage?
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>>30479106
Define underage.
There is a huge difference between 13-14+and 5-6 plus
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>>30479158
ask the same with crap threads such bimbo and huge humans
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>>30479141
No but he paid others to.
More shit as I remember it:
- Believes himself to be the leader of "Tumblrpon" and will never be convinced that the Tumblr Pony fandom is dead or past it's glory days.
- Hosted panels at conventions about running a successful Tumblr blog with equally brainwashed people.
- Does not pay child support to enable his going to Pony cons to sell his "art" despite never breaking even and usually desperately trying to offload his shit at the end.
- Let me repeat that, HE SKIPS CHILD SUPPORT TO GO TO PONY CONS
- Used to make transphobic/homophobic jokes at the drop of a hat, now admits that he would be open to being with a guy because he isn't getting anywhere with women.
This dude is the Chris Chan of the Pony Fandom and he doesn't even have an ED article.
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>>30479206
Make a thread on Kiwifarms then. And/or compile sources here.
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>>30479187
- He frequently ERPs on his porn blog with blogs owned by minors (13-16)
- Draws pony porn of said minors' OCs.
-He was believed to be in a relationship with a 15 year old that he allegedly hooked up with at a convention.
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>>30479225
15 is fine for a relationship and 13 is fine for erp.
- Draws pony porn of said minors' OCs.
Links please.
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>>30479206
>Let me repeat that, HE SKIPS CHILD SUPPORT TO GO TO PONY CONS
I am inclined to assume that like in most cases he should not have to pay child support but he does just because he is male.
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>>30479206
>HE SKIPS CHILD SUPPORT TO GO TO PONY CONS
women get custody 99 percent of the time. It's always MEN who have to pay and have their children taken away from them. When its comes to divorce you can bet that woman will get the custody despite single mothers being shit while single dads being decent, but then again "muh wymyn knows how to treat kids"
I don't care about this sperg but you sound like it's always men who must pay child support. Why can't women do it?
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I never heard about "ask pirate dash" prior to this thread so that's probably why nobody gives a fuck about the guy running it
you don't even make him sound interesting enough to become horse famous for being a fuckup OP, have you ever been to an offline pony event, every single guy who's into ponies is a fuckup, most of /mlp/ included
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>>30479106
Sounds like your mad he didn't draw your alicorn oc, OP.
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>>30479106
Nobody cares, of you've got beef we're not your personal army.
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>>30479106
sounds like kiddy tier personal drama, who gives a fuck. He has a ruined life, good for him.
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Sounds like a far less interesting, knockoff Jin
>>30479243
>15 is fine for a relationship
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>>30479106
>- Is 35
Not surprised, show has been around for 7 years.
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>>30479206
>>30479206
Send it to Horse News
bet they'll fuck him up right good for ya
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well that explains a bit
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>>30479225
>ERP
He frequently does Economic Resource Planning on his porn blogs? I get that money and sex are paired together, but the guy sounds like a real business man right here.
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>>30479206
>charges money for that art
And to think some people draw better than that for free.
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>>30479106
>literallywho with a tumblr
Nobody fucking cares.
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>>30479106
>how
i can answer that.
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>>30479106
What the fuck does this have to do with my ponies?
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>>30479243
>15 is fine for a relationship
get out of here you sandnigger.
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>>30479106
>>30479206
>This dude is the Chris Chan of the Pony Fandom
Pretty sure Chris-Chan is the Chris-Chan of the pony fandom. This guy just looks like some random loser.
You must be either really bored or really assblasted.
>Used to make transphobic/homophobic jokes
Ah. Newfag. Makes sense.
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>>30479206
>HE SKIPS CHILD SUPPORT
>to a wife that allegedly moved out of country to live with her wealthy parents
and? is he gonna give her an additional $20 a month from all his sick art money to drop into her pool of thousands?
>Used to make transphobic/homophobic jokes at the drop of a hat
ponychan, is that you?
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>>30479337
What if he is OP trying to get noticed for being a screw up?
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>>30480298
Well, then he came to the wrong place.
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>>30480298
coming to a dying board for attention
OP said he was a degenerate, not stupid
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>>30480355
Sounds like he didn't know when to stop though.
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