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>>30461997
Dumb spamnigger

>>30461997
Fuck off spamming nigger

Wrong

Imagine the smell.

>>30461208
Gladly.

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>>30461208
Image all the boners he has to hold back.

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first for ded

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OFFICIAL MOVIE TRAILER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIv_ConaZ1c


ToE: The Curse of the Statuettes Showcase still
here!
>>30386843

My Little Pony the Movie Prequel #1 still storytimed here!
>>30406351
Friendship is Magic #55 still storytimed here!
>>30355226

COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

712: Discordant Harmony - When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.

713: The Perfect Pear - The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.

714: Fame and Misfortune - Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.

715: Triple Threat - Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.

716: Campfire Tales - When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

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>Today is Bikini Day
Ponekini.

Friendly remember that NAPs are not alliances, for future falseflaggers, current comrades and ancient "dat boi" grieffers.
Also, first!

>>30458555
The bac-man pone is a qt

>>30458555
These are some massive plans. Brazil had massive plans too before they got raided because they ran over everybody's art.

This is a warning to everyone here: This has happened time and time again. Factions grow confident, they grow too big for their own good, and they eventually fall because they can't defend everywhere at once. Remember to stay humble

>>30457439
https://pastebin.com/u/Zirivak
>tfw he will never come back

>>30457469
Why did you remind me of his?

F

Look up "Exchange" if you haven't already read it. Written by getmeouttahere I believe. It's a anon x celestia but trust me just read the whole thing. Best AiE I've ever read.

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>>30454893
We already had one years before the episode came out.

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>>30454893

>>30455004
What's this from.

I know for a fact you didn't make this on the spot.

I demand you tell me the source of this image.

>>30448278
I did well.

Suck my micro penis inept

What's the proper etiquette on continuing a CYOA presumably dropped by the QM? The KH one has been absent for a while, and participation might slow down or stop if it's just left alone, though I don't know if I'm up to the task of QMing it myself, either. How long is too long to let a quest stay dormant? How soon is too soon to step in for the old QM?

>>30444502
I would.

She's likely very affectionate during; it'd probably balance out since she seems aloof or otherwise vacant outside of the bedroom.

>>30444437
Seconded.
Or, at least stay at home dad.

The girls mother is always away, so he's generally been the only parent, the only man in their lives.

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>>30444502
>Maud will never be your mother
>She will never try her hardest to ignore how uncomfortable she is with physical contact and give you plenty of hugs, fearing you'll grow emotionally stunted if she doesn't
>Her hugs will never be extremely awkward hover hand ordeals that go on way longer than they should and almost always include her frantically patting your back

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>>30441354
Why did we have to ponify all the things

https://derpibooru.org/images/1013053
Linked just in case mods baleet it.

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>>30431106
>Might as well just call it /merch/ later on if anons like this and it reliably hits bump limit, /plushmerch/ is a bit redundant.

Agreed. While it could be debated that custom plushies aren't 'merch', that sounds like way too autistic a conversation for me.

Also, saying this in advance, if this thread dies, lets wait 3-4 days, and post it during an evening. Would probably group up the most people.

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After her last few anthro but not anthro plushies this is a welcome sight from Agatrix. Would buy her, but she's probably at least $800-$1000.

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I really need to start collecting more regular merch pics.

I need to start collecting more regular merch.

I also keep meaning to tie this bowtie around Limestone's neck so the bow is in the back.

>>30424760
Is it bad that I want Sci-Twi to watch as Sunset and I make love?

>>30424355
>Having sex with the lovely Mayor Mare or Twilight Velvet, each of them coddling you like loving mothers while they rock your world.
>Banging a teenager Harshwhinny, who having no experience, would request that you take the reins for the night. You explain what she should do every step of the way, and relish as she clumsily screws everything up
>Adopting a young Barb, and raising her in a somewhat isolated manner until she was a teen, where you would then buy her revealing attire that she would wear around the house, tempting you unknowingly at every turn.
>Letting Fleur-Dis-Lee "seduce" you, and then proceed to playfully vie for control once in the bed, while neither of you truly gain dominance over the other
>Fun sex with a teenage Pinkie Pie, who's just glad that she's experiencing something new and pleasurable
> Innocente Pipsqueak is visited every first of month by Princess Luna that give him a wet dreams. Various fetish and strange situation thanks to the oneirc dimension (anthro)
> TeenFlurry heart have a crush. King Thorax, and plane to seduce him with a lots of love druring a diplomatic mission
> Cloudy Quartz, Twilight Valvet, Cookie Crumbles and Mrs. Shy free night. The group seduces a young colt that have the (Mis)fortune to encounter the MILFs.
> Sleepover between SweetieBelle and Button Smash, but the poor filly is sick. Rarity entertain the colt and play with some games... fun games
> Pumpkin and Pound Cake are betrayed by their first partners. Pinkie Pie want make the children smile again.
> TeenFeatherweight work with Photo Finish, but, between all the models, he have shots only for his mentor and ex model. With a photoset and no models, he ask to the older mare to be a model for one last day.
>Kid!Anon hangs out with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Things get either kissy or lewd.
>Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie take turns babysitting Kid!Anon. Things get either kissy or lewd.

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I want to cuddle with a filly.

This thing was gone for far too long.

I got most of an update done, I'll finish it tomorrow, though, because I'm tired as fuck right now, and it's like six in the morning here.

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>>30423952
She's evidently going to have a storm of porn as the great fap material she is.

But waifu material? Nah.

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>>30423952
Kill yourself flavor of the month faggot. Have you done fapping to Aj's mom? Better go back to EQG threads.

>>30359026
>“We’re nearing our coordinates,” Kara informs all members of the team, “Everyone ready to go?”
>“Affirmative,” the word goes through the carriage.
>You expected Rapidfire to put a spin on her confirmation.
>A ‘born ready’ or something of that kind, but she’s behaving.
>Even through her personality, she’s very much realizing the severity of the situation.
“Affirmative,” you mimic the others confirmation as well
>Even though nobody needs it you als give a reassuring nod and smile, .
>“By own assessment, all team members ready to go. Local time is 0635. Nearing center of the storm and letting out Wonderbolt Rapidfire and Princess Twilight sparkle of Equestria...”
>You're confused for a second but figure she must be recording her voice as a missions log.
>Rapidfire takes of her seat belt, stands up and limbers herself up a bit as she goes back to the carriage’s hatch.
>You fidget for a moment with your own belt which secured you into your seat before you manage to get free and stand up.
>The wind is disrupting the carriages steady flight quite a bit.
>You look like you were on two feet for the first time again.
>200 miles per hour does sound impressive, even if you are used to way different units.
>Rapidfire effortlessly stands on the shaking floor and gives you a reassuring smile.
>Another guy accompanies you and attaches your belt to a railing overhead.
>Yet more standard security measure against falling or stumbling out the door unintentionally.
>They sure know how to make one feel secure.
>This professionalism stems from them doing such dangerous things on a regular basis.
>Which, again, makes you somewhat uncomfortable.

>>30389067
>“Hatch is unlocked, good luck the two of you.”, you hear Kara’s voice through a small device on your ear.
“Thank you,” you respond, even though you’re not sure if she hears.
>Rapidfire and you were left alone in the far end of the carriage and a door goes down to separate you from the rest.
>You share one last nod with her before she opens the hatch
>Immediately you’re whipped in the face by an onslaught of ice cold rain.
>The sudden change in aerodynamic makes the carriage buck again, but you remain standing.
>“You okay?” Rapidfire shouts to you over the howling of the wind and noise of water clashing onto metal.
“Yeah,” you shout back.
>You close your eyes for a moment and focus your magic to cast a small shield over your body.
>Without the ambient magic of Equestria you know you’re significantly weaker than you were back home.
>Even small feats need you to focus properly, you’re not complaining, you just need to be aware of your capabilities.
>Containing heat energy and dispelling a storm is well within that spectrum.
>Rapidfire unhooks herself from the railing “Flame on.” she says to herself and her body ignites.
>“Protect yourself against the heat, Princess”, she advises you, “Ah can boil away any water, but not if ya’d take damage from it.”
“We’ve been through this,” you tell her.
>“I know... Just... ya know, yer new.” she jumps out, “Stay close.”
>You unhook yourself from the rail and jump after her.
>Immediately you’re thrown off by the wind.
>It was within your expected effect, and it takes you less time to orient yourself than you thought, but it was still no pleasant experience.
>While the weather was harsh, you’re mostly using your magic to maneuver through the storm, not your wings.
>A positive effect of Earth’s lack of magic is that there was no magical resistance either.

>>30389077
>You can flow through space easier than in laboratory conditions in Equestria.
>Of course, you still need to put up with the environmental conditions
>You don’t float through space effortlessly, but it was easier than you’d initially thought.
>The real challenge was orienting yourself.
>In the storm everything looks the same, but all you need to do is follow Rapidfire’s light.
>Seeking out the warmth is something you’d like to do in this environment anyway, so you don’t even have to go against your own instincts.
>Only a few seconds after following her trail you break out of the rain and into the eye of the storm.
>You’re almost swept out of the sky by your own magic as you’re still were putting effort into countering a force no longer applying to you.
>You stabilize your flight and quickly reorient yourself once more.
>As you were already briefed, in the direct center of the storm lies a lake.
>Most of it’s surface water has been pushed aside in a cone shape, and the deeper, colder water was spiraling in a pillar up into the sky.
>The surface water would be too warm in late spring to create this kind of atmospheric difference
>The water at the bottom of the lake is always the same temperature.
>This works well within the plan you had laid out.
“Any sight of Misty Fly?”, you shout over to Rapidfire.
>“Use your mike now, Princess,” comes as an answer directly into your ear.
>Right... the tiara-thing.
>Before you can ask the question again she continues, speaking to Kara and the other air-carriages still hiding in the storm.
>“No sight of Misty Fly, the setup looks differently than in the satellite images from an hour ago.”
>You tap your ear and talk, continuing for her.
“The water from the bottom of the lake is used, as it’s always colder. The plan still works as we laid it out.”

>>30384592
Fuck me raw Daddy

Second for running a pony breeding farm

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>When you realize they're putting Pon-E in the water supply to make the stallions gay