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>>29466444
That just speaks more to their character than the 'quality' of the show right now.

Don't let some literal memetard babby's shitposting ruin your day, dude.

>>29466462
>That just speaks more to their character than the 'quality' of the show right now
That's kind of what I implied, but their presence is still a nuisance.

>>29466444
I miss Jack Reacts

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>>29466188

>>29466289
/thread

>>29466188
I would rail her right in front of Twilight and make lewd remarks on how it could be bigger.

>>29466152
Do it bitch, I fucking dare you.

So when is he just going to declare himself Supreme Dictator for Life and get down to the serious business of Making America Great Again? It's been almost a fucking month now!

Lefties BTFO

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>>29466152
This moment was then frozen in time as a sculpture to remind denizens of Equestria who their ruler truly is.

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>>29465097
Whoa it's another pony thread, what the fuck?

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>>29465097
I mostly enjoy only one/two tracks out of any album. This one is the closest to my favorite.

>>29465097
>>>/mu/

>>29464188
Yes i know, its mine.

>>29464188
>unholy
What did he mean by that?

>>29464234
it's from in vitro

>>29462116
/pol/

>>29462123
>who is Aryanne?
Lurk more faggot.

>>29462116
Yay!

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>>29461890
I was just thinking about this the other day myself

How long is a day, how long is a year?

>>29461958
It's scary because all of these things are totally arbitrary. Luna wants to be out partying super late? She can keep the moon up for a couple hours later. Celestia gets drunk? She might just forget to raise the sun, or do so badly (vid related)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLF2_iFf5e8

>>29461890
>It takes Alicorns (or 10 unicorns giving up their magic) to raise/lower the sun
Equucentric system (unless in reality Celestia and Luna rotate the planet, but that's doubtful)

>magic/manual effort to change the season
equatorial plane is aligned with celestial plane ergo no de-facto seasons ergo ponies need to force them to happen

The question of Equus astronomy -as well as physics and science in general- is a great topic that alas isn't discussed very often.

>What would happen if you cut off a unicorn's horn with a saw?

unicorn be fucking pissed at you.

>Is it like hair?

only when hair is very hard and very dense.

>Would it grow back eventually?

no.

>Could they use some magic without it?

i should think not, it'd be like using a sore throat to sing.

>>29461128
Deer horns grow back eventually if they've been broken off, I believe. The same concept may apply to ponies

>>29461149
>only when hair is very hard and very dense.

So...like nails? They're made of the same organic component: keratin.

>>29460606
No.

>>29460607
/thread

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>>29460606

>>29459951
They're actually all from her diaries.

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>>29459951
Another good thing to say, Naranjita is my waifu.

She deleted her own stuff. That's very faggoty thing to do.

cool EQG thread

>"Heya Rarity!"
>You yelp as Anon's hand reaches up your shirt once more
>He grips your pubic mound tightly while using his body to hold you against the wall, preventing your escape
>You recoil into yourself and shudder
"Please...stop..."
>His middle finger presses your panties into your crease as he runs it back and forth
>Your eyes screw themselves shut, and you try to think about something, anything else
>The raw friction and simulation proves to be to much, and your body betrays you
>As soon as he feels the moisture, he removes his hand from between your legs and walks away
>"See you in class! If you need to copy the homework that you missed when you were absent last week, just let me know!"
>You don't move
>Your whole body is shaking and burning with humiliation
>And as always, everyone else in the hall has completely ignored your distress
>Suddenly, Rainbow Dash runs up to your side, causing you to jump
>"Hey Rarity! Where were you last week?"
>You wipe the tears out of the corners of your eyes and whisper harshly to her
"I'm sorry if I wanted a break from Anon's sexual assault."
>She rolls her eyes
>"C'mon, you know Anon's Canadian or whatever. That's just, like, how he greets people where he's from."
"Then why does he only do it to me!"
>She shrugs
>"I dunno. Maybe it's a compliment our something? Canadians are weird."
>You groan in frustration and slam your locker.

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>>29458456

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R78l6ZOPy9o

>>29456875
>You find a teenage Scootaloo out on the streets, begging passerby for spare change or food. You strike up a relationship with her after taking pity on her, and taking her out for ice cream

>Having sex with the lovely Mayor Mare or Twilight Velvet, each of them coddling you like loving mothers while they rock your world.

>Kid!Anon hangs out with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Things get either kissy or lewd.

Stolen from the age difference thread because nobody there wants to do any of them. Let's go, faggots.

Fillies skateboarding competitively against other fillies

¤first bump¤

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Me.

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Gonna try to see it in theaters when I get the chance.

I'm ok with the cat but I'll probably wait until the trailer/movie to form a solid opinion on the others.

>>29456176
Not me.

>>29456149
He's alright, but I wouldn't rely on him to defend us all. It was just a publicity stunt anyways and he couldn't give a shit about our existence. Neither could the rest of the cast and crew.

>>29456164
Who hurt you, anon?

You can't deny that he has passion in the way he talks about us when you watch stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu4IjF4zN0U inb4 he's a atheistcuck

>>29456149
is that Al Pacino?

Hey that alicorn looks pretty cool.

I'll check out this story, sure

>>29453117
those are some god damn big wings

>>29453117
>Boundless edition
Welp. I'd better get it finished then. Isn't that one of lucid's ocs?