>"SEE YOU ON THE MOON, THE SECURITY OF EQUESTRIA

>>29466152
Do it bitch, I fucking dare you.

So when is he just going to declare himself Supreme Dictator for Life and get down to the serious business of Making America Great Again? It's been almost a fucking month now!

Lefties BTFO

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>>29466152
This moment was then frozen in time as a sculpture to remind denizens of Equestria who their ruler truly is.

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>>29466152
>I AM EQUESTRIA.

>>29466346
>L'equestria c'est moi

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>>29466411
>>29466417
I just got it

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>>29466152

Celestia and Trump would be fast friends.

>>29466152
>you will never be banished to the moon for 1000 years
>you will never have your own adventure on the moon
I may be a simple vanilla flavoured fag. But I have dreams too....god dammit Celetibutt. Every fucking time.

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>>29466152
Fuck you, it's our moon now.

>>29466152
>>29468309
aeiou

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>>29466346
>Not yet

>>29466152
Not sure I understand. You're sending me to the moon because I'm a threat to Equestria's security, or you expect me to meet you on the moon to discuss a matter of national security?

If the former, what the fuck did I do, and if the latter, how the fuck do I get there?

>>29466152
Must be pretty secret if we are going all the way to the moon to discuss it.

>>29466346
>>29468640

I want a green of Palpatine anon desu

>>29466152
adieuadieuadieuadieuadieuadieuadieuadieuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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>>29466152

>rape

>>29466152
>Saitama picks his nose absent-mindedly, almost oblivious to the fact that Equestria is going to be destroyed by a massive asteroid
"Huh? Oh, okay, sure..."
>Celly uses her horn to teleport the caped baldy to the moon, before taking care of the few stragglers to their desinated bunkers
>Even for a sun goddess, an asteroid might be a bit too much, and even Luna helping out isn't going to save the world either
>Hence, Saitama
>With all their powers combined...

>On the moon
>Saitama seems to be enjoying the clear view of the raging asteroid that is screaming towards Equestria
>Holding his nose like before, Saitama was kicking his heels, just as Celestia and Luna teleported right next to him
>Of course, without air, conversing was impossible. But, with a nods of their heads...
>Focusing their magic power, the two princesses hurled the caped baldy with all their might towards the asteroid
>With the same bored resignation, Saitama merely cocks his fist back, ready to deliver a mediocre blow to a lump of space rock
>Still, the two horses did promise him a life-time supply of a lifetime supply of lobster to take back home...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TUTJ0klnKk

>From the moon, the princesses rejoiced silently, as the asteroid explodes into tiny little pieces, the fragments burning up harmlessly in Equestria's atmosphere
>But, as for Saitama...

>The B-class hero that no one recognises was accidentally deflected from the asteroid just moments after the killing blow, and now the most OP anime character in existence was speeding towards Equestria
>From beyond the roaring flames of re-entry, Saitama thought he could see Canterlot in the distance

>Standing on the lip of a huge, smoking crater where Canterlot once stood, Saitama looks dumbfoundedly into the pit of despair and anguish, as the two princesses teleported alongside him

>>29470844
>A moment of awkward silence followed, before the caped baldy broke it with an embarressing cough
"So...Does that mean I won't be getting my lobsters then?"

>Genos couldn't believe what his master is telling him
>He couldn't believe that a horribly coloured in pony, with way too many wings and horns that only a true autist can contrive was Saitama
>Yeah, the princesses weren't too happy with him wrecking their castle and city
>"That is quite a tale, master. But, surely the princesses must know that you are not to blame for the destruction of their city?"
>Saitama shrugs his hunches, and chomps away on his udon noodles
"I guess those are the breaks, Genos. Pass the hot sauce, will ya?"
>Yep, today was definitely a strange day...