Are big horsies sexier than little ponies?

>>29460606
No.

>>29460607
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>>29460606

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Pones are literally the perfect size for cuddling and fuggin.

>>29460631
B-but ponk is my waifu...

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>>29460606
It depends on whether you like big dick or small penis.

>>29460637
that's eqg ponk

>>29460964
What are you on about, faggot?

Postan just a link, and not the image, because I don't know whether the mods would regard it as MLP, despite the hoers in question having cutie marks on her butt:

http://wsache007.deviantart.com/art/My-Dream-horse-Jade-Sapphire-complete-415755944

before clicking, you should probably know that it's NSFW, and it is a scene of a human male and the artist's MLP OC, which is what I can only assume is what would be MLP's cute version of a Belgian Draft Horse mare.

And that's a whole lotta woman right there.

>>29460997
They switch places all the time.
You might be fucking a >nohooves and not even know it.

>>29460606
I would a Clydesdale mare thqh

>>29462286
I would, if she could speak and reason. (in b4 the zoophiles come in saying 'but anon they can speak, u just have to be in touch with animals')

The idea of a nonhuman lover is exciting to me, actually, so long as she can speak and reason. The idea of fucking an animal is just gross to me.

>>29460606
No.

>>29462940
Oh, c'mon.

>spending a cold winter afternoon indoors with your waifu
>who is a talking Belgian Draft Horse mare
>what? shut up
>had to have a ground floor apartment, and a bed specially made
>she weighs over three quarters of a ton, none of it fat
>and she's in one of THOSE moods
>nuzzling your face and whispering "Give me a hug, lover boy," in your ear
>she's a wonderful kisser, with her prehensile lips and tongue
>she giggles as you leave a trail of little kisses down her long, long neck
>then lies on her back for you, her legs spread, leering at you
>sticking her bright pink clitoris out at you
>already visibly wet
"What's brought this on?"
>"Why question it?"
"True."
>you kneel between her enormous thighs and plant a soft kiss right on her salty clit
>eliciting a squeal and whinny from your lover
>"Eat me," she whispers. "Eat me good and I'll give you a reward."
>and you go to work with a will, licking and gently suckling on it
>you slip one finger inside her, then two, then your hand
>she's hot and slippery wet inside
>she squeals in pleasure almost immediately
"You're pretty pent up, aren't you?"
>"You have no idea. Just don't stop."
>you slip your entire arm into her and begin fucking her with your fist
>her eyes roll back and she begins making those grunting sounds that mean she's about to...
>and her fluids gush up to your elbow
>you keep fucking her
>she groans and squirms, all eighteen hundred pounds of her
>you try to suck her entire clitoris, which is bigger than your thumb, into your mouth
>she arches her back and groans and thrusts with her massive, powerful hips
>"Enough," she pants
"Aw, c'mon. Just one more?"
>"Maybe later. Now come here and get your reward.
>and then she gives you a truly impressive blowjob
>which I can't be bothered to write because I'm running out of space (2000 character limit), but think along these lines:

https://derpibooru.org/23689 (NSFW)

>and you cuddle with your big smexy talking hoers lover
>the end

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>>29463242
I'm sorry, but I stopped reading at talking Belgian Draft Horse mare.

>>29463319
Aw, c'mon.

http://wsache007.deviantart.com/art/My-Dream-horse-Jade-Sapphire-complete-415755944
suggests that, drawn to be slightly cute-ified, one could be at least slightly sexy, if you're sufficiently xenophilic.

>>29463242
This, except he's a stallion

>>29463354
I am xeno and horses can talk desu.

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>>29465020
>I am xeno
Well don't eat us.

>>29466200
If you die would you mind if I did eat you?

>>29466432
I mind anything and everything that does not result in fucking a talking hoers.

>>29461180
>Rarity but as a feral horse instead
That guy should kill himself from the massive denial.

>>29467902
that horse was created before the show

>>29468293
nvm
I thought for sure she was made before mlp

>>29468318
No
The guy was told by friends or some shit to watch mlp but he said it was shit, so he made his own fetish horse to not be a brony and stay pure furfag.

>>29468355
>I like to fuck feral horses, not little technicolor ponies
HA, what a f****t

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>>29460606
They are all sexy