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Greentext your horror stories about what has happened in your life.

Support Chat: tinychat/gaygenrehab

Old Threads:
>>5594295
>>5583226
>>5593337
>>5592324
>>5590412
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first for I look cute right when I wake up and as the day goes on my beauty diminishes greatly
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>>5597191
I never had a ps I had a n64, my friend had a ps but he only had this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZM9kTGFeko [Embed] fade to black and Future Cop: L.A.P.D
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greentext any rape & abuse stories in which you were the rapist/abuser too
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>>5597203
I have actually never seen that game.
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>>5597196

iktf
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>>5597205
fuck off /hm/ go there to masturbate
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>>5597211
when you got molested did ur dad actually full on stick his dick inside of you making you suck his dick or did he just play with your asshole
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>>5597196
i have cute bed hair i can never replicate, but my skin and face looks like trash when i first wake up
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If any of these stories turn you on:

>>>/hm/1288577
>>>/hm/1293969

You're a horrible person and need to repent and turn away from your sins.
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>>5597193
I've never got raped because I'm not a slut.
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>>5597232
People really need to better define the lines between roleplay rape and actual rape.

Roleplay rape is GOAT
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>>5597125
I had a creepy swim coach too. Don't think he actually abused anyone though.
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>>5597246
This guy was more than just creepy, he had downs syndrome light or something. It still amazes me to this day that parents were safe with leaving their kids alone with this guy, although as I said he never did anything to me there were rumors.
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>>5597246
speaking of swim coaches my life guard instructor had the biggest bulge you ever seen. It was like two deflated softballs and he would always make us sit in the floor while he instructed with his legs open.

sadly he never changed infront of us
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>be me
>16
>new to Kentucky
>had to go live with my mom and her new husband after dad died
>try to meet new people online
>talk to 19yo gay guy
>we talk about music and the usual shit
>we talk for about a month
>he seems really clingy
>constantly begs to meet me
>I decline because he seems a bit to persistent
>late one friday night bored and lonely
>I tell him to pick me up (didn't have a car or license at the time)
>I walk to pick up spot
>he pulls up in a busted up car, some windows literally taped over with masking tape and garbage bags

S-should I continue?
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>>5597274
No pic-related?
At least give us his name
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>>5597278
No, fuck off back to /v/ with your shit fantasies
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>>5597279
his name was mike bennet and I have no pics he was never heard from after he finished instructed us
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>>5597278
was he a ghost
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>>5597287
Ever tried looking him up?
Btw Mike Bennet sounds like a name in joburg, am I right?
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>>5597283

Why so sensitive?

>>5597292

A ghost in my memory.
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>>5597193
thats a cute boy

is there a vid of his rape?
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>>5597257
Mine was just super inappropriate with touching and random sexual comments.
>At urinal
>Coach comes up to me and whips his dick out
>"This is where the big boys hang out, Anon"
>Stares in my eyes for a solid 5 seconds
>Doesn't pee or anything, just leaves

>>5597274
I thought black people didn't swim?
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how is such a handsome lad as slav not having sex everyday?
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>>5597329
How old were you
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>>5597329
silly memer
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>>5597340
uhm
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>>5597349
Lol
Why don't you explain 5652, then I'll explain 0550
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>>5597329
well this bitch can
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>>5597360
uhm no fuck off i was posting here first u weirdo
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>>5597306
that dick got me on my nancy drew shit but I still can't find him I he could be from joburg but probably not
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>>5597377
Im still curious what 5652 means
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>>5597193
Abuse is okay if it's a vampire twink OP
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posting this while doing a shit.

The future is now
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>>5597393
don't push too hard
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>>5597340
Somewhere between 13 and 15, not sure.

>>5597373
Swimming is a tool of the white devil, it is what made you homosexual.
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I have kind of a funny story about being molested once by a friend of the guy I was dating at the time that I don't mind telling, does that count
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>>5597398
Yep
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>>5597384
kk
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http://variety.com/2016/film/news/sony-reboot-jim-henson-labyrinth-1201686662/
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>>5597398
>funny story
Sounds hilarious.
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>>5597397
it probably did tb h I remember seeing some of the best dicks in my life in that locker room
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>>5597278

>He gets out of the car and I realize he looks much older than his photos, by 10 years or so
>hes still attractive but he's old
>I begin to walk fastly away
>but he runs towards me
>asks why I'm leaving
>I tell him, "YOU LIED!"
>he puts his arm around me, my shoulders shrug up, and whispers in my ear that he's sorry
>tells me he won't hurt me
>that he just wants to hang out for a few hours
>so we walk back towards his car
>I tell him his cars a piece of shit
>he tells me it's not his car and how he just likes to fuck around with guys he meets to see the fear on their face as he pulls up, he laughs and smiles when saying this
>I call him a creep
>we get into his car and start driving
>he puts his hand on my thigh and pinches it
>i get a semi (fuck these teenage hormones)
>he notices
>i tell him it's not because i'm attracted to you
>i ask his real age
>he says 28
>ask him why he lied
>he says because he knew I'd never meet him if he was honest
>he pulls down this dirt road
>tells me how he owns all these acres of land
>I can't see shit, it's too dark
>he pulls into this long cobblestone driveway
>and see this huge mansion
>im confused as fuck

S-should I continue?
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>>5597407
I lol'd hard at your comment. More of sarcastic Ann.
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>>5597398

>molested by friend of the guy I'm dating

You truly are a whore.
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>>5597419
Might as well, Anon
Pretty bored
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>>5597428
Lol. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I try not to be sarcastic, on gg at least. Gaygen has enough catty queens without me adding too it.
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>>5597442
Ain't this the truth. Bunch of bored and boring catty bitches.
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>>5597442
As long as you're also dominant Ann who demands bp at the slightest hint of a qt posting on here I'm all on board with whatever you do.
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Some people really know how to turn a guy off
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>>5597457
Whore.
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Forget not your first love, gg, speak in tongues and cheek.
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>>5597459
Yeah but sadly you know there's gotta be some closet case in his area who's sopping wet rn enabling him
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>>5597461
I'm celibate.
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>>5597402
>>5597407

Well, it ends on a funny note

http://pastebin.com/YCdjb4D6
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>>5597471
If you celibate I'll buy a bit baybur
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>>5597469

It was a growing list of deal breakers. I was waiting for "bi" and the list would be completr
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>>5597459
>That
>White
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>>5597456
It makes me wonder if this is how fems establish a pecking order, buy who can out bitch everyone else.
>>5597457
Thanks bb.
Post bp
>>5597459
Other then the drake thing, he seems like a cool dude. Wouldn't fuck him, but I'd drink and watch the game with him.
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>tfw have phases where im gay and phases where I have 0 libido and cant get hard to any gender

makes me think any relationships i try are doomed from the start
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>>5597483

Did your bf rape him?
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>tfw your ex turns into a creepy stalker (even though he broke up with me)
>tfw you've had enough drama for a lifetime
>tfw you'd okay with being alone the rest of your life, as long as there is no drama, and maybe 1 or 2 straight friends to hang out with.
>tfw ex has called and texted several times today alone, and i don't know how to respond, and I am not assertive enough to say "fuck off", so I just ignore his messages and phone calls.
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>>5597501

Just type fuck off and block number, easy peezy
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>>5597491
If that were true I'm the #1 bitch in this coop.
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>>5597485
I'm a kissless virgin and don't plan on having sex in the future. Now purchase that item you spoke of and gib proof or be a faggot for eternity.

Last time I masturbated was ages ago.

>>5597491
Post abs.
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>>5597501

If he makes you want to be alone and you don't tell him to fuck off, then he's won. His goal is probably to make you feel like shit
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>>5597501
To paths will unfold. You will either ignore him so much he gives up. Or you brutally be honest and tell him to fuck off and he will find a new guy.

That's always how it ends.
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>>5597483
You're right. That's even funnier then I thought it would be.

>>5597496
That sucks m8. Have you talked to a doctor about it?
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>be in juvy because I was a punk-ass kid at 15
>small but thought I was tough
>third day in and two older kids (about 17) start hanging around with me
>seem nice. figure may as well have friends while I'm in there
>sneak off to places and smoke. never get caught
>after dinner one night they say they're going for a smoke and I should go with them
>end up in maintenance garage
>bigger kids says to me "we want a blow job from you"
>tell them that isn't going to hap...
>I see stars as the other one sucker punches me
>I go down to the floor and they jump on me
>one holds my arms down and the bigger kid gets on my jest and takes his cock out
>tells me if he feels teeth he'll kill me
>I won't open my mouth despite being slapped around
>bigger kid says "fuck this", gets off and starts opening my pants
>pull them down and flips me over
>other kid asks what he's doing but he doesn't answer
>he grabs a dirty shop towel and stuffs it in my mouth
>spits in his hand, rubs it on his cock and pushes it into my ass
>hurts like hell
>he starts fucking me hard, like either it's punishment or he's running out of time
>takes about a minute before he blows his load in my ass
>gets off me and I'm just laying there
>other kid pulls his pants down and tries to fuck me
>has a hard time getting in and when he does he fucks me for about 5 minutes
>bigger kid tell him they have to go so he pulls out and pulls his pants up
>bigger kid tells me if I tell anyone they will knife me
>just lay on floor for a while. ass sore, head still spinning
>guard walks in. asks who did it to me
>tell him nothing
>he asks if it was consensual. I say yes
>few days later end up blowing guard

whenever I'm meeting a guy now I'm very cautious and carry a knife
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>>5597521

I mean, I thought it at least had a light conclusion
I don't like thinking of it as just another fucked up drunken occurrence.
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>>5597459
>jock
>white
>masc
>drake

i fucking hate grindr.
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>>5597526

Fuck, this turned my stomach.
The world is disgusting.
I hope you found/find people to treat you like you deserve. <3
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>>5597521

no, i would just be wasting my time. they would probably laugh about it in the staffroom after i left.
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>>5597508
>Post abs.
2fat4abs Maybe a couple more weeks into the cut.
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>>5597483
Hope your bf wore a condom
Nice story though, sounds like a good bf
Also, did you end up beating Chase? If that happened to me I'd be fucking pissed off
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>>5597541
there's not much doctors could do for you either way.
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>>5597545

Him and I didn't ever really wear condoms together, n'aw
I do feel kind of bad, desu, I remember feeling really upset inside when my bf said he wasn't gonna beat up Chase or anything. I was drunk att but afterwards, I felt so gross and spiteful

Also, no, I just.. kind of forgave him, I guess.
No one else ever brought it up and treated him just like always so I was scared of making drama and all, you know.
I was HELLA itty att, tho, like, -really- puny and he was kind of a huskier guy so he probably would've rekt'd me if i tried.
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>>5597526
>he asks if it was consensual. I say yes
>few days later end up blowing guard

I kekked
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>>5597483


What's more ironic is how your bf had sex with you after being molested by Chase.

Yet you hold no grudge towards him.
You're seriously fucked in the head.


Also friendly touching doesn't equal rape/molestation.
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>>5597541
I'd be surprised if they didn't prescribe ed treatments like cialis or viagra.

I'd ask them to do bloods too, since low/no libido could be low test.
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>>5597542
Hnnnnnnnn. I want to bury my face in that.
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>>5597563

>I forgave him, I guess
>he put his hands down my pants
>cries a river and claims to have been molested

This is why real people who get raped/abused/molested never get taken seriously because of people like you who claim friendly touching is assault.
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>>5597542
>fat
Fuck off Ann.

>>5597526
Aww don't blow the guard.
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>>5597576
Erection medications are not aphrodisiacs. They do not boost sexual desire or arousal. There isn't really any drugs that do that, some alternative drugs claims to, like horny goat weed but there isn't much science to back up their claims.
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>>5597526

Did it feel gooooood?
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>>5597563
Sorry dude I meant to add; I hope your bf used a condom when he fucked Chase

That's shit that nothing happened to Chase. If you are scared that Chase is stronger than you, should've gotten bf involved. The outcome couldve only be positive that way
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>>5597580
>I want to bury my face in that.
Groce.
>>5597590
Fatter then I want to be.
>>5597596
No, but if you can get an erection you can fake it.

If you're low t, trt will do wonders for your libido.
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>>5597542
if you cut anymore I'm cancelling your netflix sub ann, don't u fuckin do it
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>meet guy from 4chan
>we had been skyping for months
>I rent a cabin in Canada for us to have alone time
>first day at cabin he rapes me bareback and gives me his cummies
>we now are married
>tfw you fell in love with your rapist
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>>5597623
I'm not the original anon but I got prescribed cialis it didn't do anything. I also have higher than normal t-levels. Sometimes you just gotta live with not having a sex life.
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>>5597617

What, oh, lol, no, my bf didn't fuck Chase, jesus christ
He just smacked him around a whole bunch, like, bruised him up
He was super straight acting, anyways, i'm probably the most masculine of a person he'd ever date.

And I'm just not an angry person, desu
I only really wanted him to be punished while I was still hecka sauced and the experience had just happened.
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>>5597623
Don't deny me this. You can't deny me this, man. You just can't.

Let me snuggle your belly
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Story was to long to write it all out here, and I didn't wanna do the update thing because I had to take breaks while I was writing it.

http://pastebin.com/Ljya9PBP
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>>5597642

Isn't it kind of your fault for allowing yourself to get shitfaced? It's hard for me to sympathize with drugged-up sluts who get raped.
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>>5597655

I guess I'll trip
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>>5597655

I don't know why I clicked this, I knew what I was getting into
I can't stomach reading that all the way through but my hearts out to you. <3
I think imma ditch the general while this edition lasts, tho
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>>5597671
Thank you for the support.
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>>5597625
I'll neer get to netflix and chill at this rate.
>>5597637
That sucks. I don't know what i'd do with out a libido. I've been fapping multiple times a day sine puberty.
>>5597654
Go cuddle some other fatty's tummy. I don't even want to be out in public when I'm this fat.
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>>5597655

You're really dumb for caving into his demands and not telling your dad or teacher or the police.

I bet your cousin now is raping/molesting his children if he has any or his wife, and that's your fault for not getting him sent to prison.

>I'm just going to sit here and allow myself to get raped because my big bad wolf of a cousin hits me hard and bruises me.

So stupid of you.
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>>5597681
Insecure Ann is cute. I'd hug you from behind and tell you how handsome, fit and strong you look.
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>>5597671

Thank God. Your faux-molestation story was annoying.
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>>5597683
Well he's not. If you would've finished reading, you'd've known that.

>So stupid of you

I know. Thanks for pointing out something I've been dealing with for almost half of my life.
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>>5597683
the guy killed himself anon
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Cutting should be verboten
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>>5597703
>>5597704

oh shit , didnt read the last paragraph

>he killed himself and gf

Whoa.
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>>5597681
I swear to god ann if you cut anymore I'll also poison all your shakes tbqhhhhhhh
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>>5597632
Da fuq. you got some issues against tripfags
Why do you care so much?
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>>5597642
Ahhh I see
>"Man, I don't know what happened last night, but my ass really hurts."
Confused me a bit, but I see now.

Wish I was like you, I'm always angry
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>>5597655
hot
was thirteen year old you a cute boy with feminine mannerisms
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>>5597655
>I'm not going to use the arrows. I just don't care enough to type out my story in that fashion.
>I still cry about it sometimes in therapy or at night or when a partner touches me wrong.
>My therapist blames my gender dysphoria on it, I'm paraphrasing of course. He says that over a year of being raped and being told I make a better woman, why couldn't I be a woman, hearing my ass referred to as my pussy, being forced to do the things I did is enough to 'confuse' anyone. He's finally starting to not be so adamant that I might not be trans though. I've started presenting now.

this is some reddit/tumblr-tier fetish shit

1/10
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>>5597759
It's pretty much 4chan-tier fetish shit tbqh. Like, I'm pretty sure this is a fantasy of so many failed /b/eta males on here.

I don't see how this is tumblr or reddit at all. Then I again I don't visit those venues so who knows.
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>>5597782

Reddit/tumblr just means "thing I don't like" on 4chan now, they're the new "hipster"
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>>5597784
>Senpai upset because all his favorite porn blogs are on Tumblr
T H I R S T Y
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>>5597784
redditor detected
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>>5597784
That makes sense. Sort of the same as the cluster of memewords used whenever someone doesn't like something. Like autistic, degenerate, edgy or pleb.
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>>5597784
confirmed for wanking off to shit tumblr porn vids
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>>5597538
my relationships haven't lasted long enough to really tell but I'm still looking and hopeful.

>>5597569
glad you kek'd

>>5597590
too late. it was a mutual thing. i sucked his cock, he watched out for me.

>>5597610
no. as much as people have rape fantasies, it doesn't feel good in reality.
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>>5597790
>>5597798

What can I say, I have a thing for cute fuzzy boys with low self-esteem

>>5597797

Pretty much. All of them can have a specific meaning but more often than not they're just used as a default
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Wow I get to say
>tfw no bf
For the first time since 2012
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>>5597793
>>5597798
Trying so hard to fit in.
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>>5597808
>What can I say, I have a thing for cute fuzzy boys with low self-esteem
Get yourself a full sized body mirror friend :^)
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>>5597813

Aww thanks for calling me cute <3 :3
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>>5597816
anytim bb
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>>5597790

this cant be real
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>>5597812
trip on senpai
and then post face pics too
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>>5597811
lol!

how did you fuck up
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>>5597824
>being mistaken for a trip

I don't know if I should feel honored or no. Facepics only in exchange for abs.
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>>5597822

xoxo

>>5597824

k here's my face
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>>5597834
Healthy
at
every
cunt
size
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>tfw no reckless bf to pound my ass at the gym
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>>5597834
Considering I was mistaken for you, you're pretty sassy. I ain't sassy though. What is going on here.
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>>5597782
Hope so
I'm tired of reading about straight guys having gay experiences.
My whole life I've put in a lot of effort to be straight-passing and I've done it well.
If me doing all this because of some internalized homophobe faggots (or whatever it is) I'd be so angry
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>never molested as a kid, only emotionally and physically abused by my dad

>have way more sexual hang ups than my boyfriends who were raped

It's really odd.
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>>5597841
I don't compute this post. Rephrase. It's a structural mess.
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>>5597840

You're sassy now bitch

>>5597852

What hangups?
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Hypothetical:
How would you react if you had been single for a while, and a 'straight' friend of your expressed interest in you out-of-the-blue, BUT the guy isn't a perfect match for you in terms of personality or physical attraction?
Would you ever go out with someone you weren't crazy for, just because the opportunity presented itself?
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>>5597857
I'm not though. Not being catty was my greatest forte as a homosexual male. I used to be speical.
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>>5597858
no
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>>5597858
this is a very stupid question but probably no
>perfect match for you in terms of personality or physical attraction
depends on how far he is from being perfect
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>>5597858
why not bitch
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>>5597863

You ain't special no more. Embrace it. Feel it course through you. Yass. Yaaasssss.
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>>5597858
No. Particularly if he identifies as straight.
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Just spent three hours on Omegle talking to this really really really cool (or, at least, I thought he was) gay guy from my country just to have him disconnect all of a sudden. Our conversation was going ridiculously well and I thought we were about to exchange Skype accounts or something.

Great. Fucking dickhead, made me waste my time.
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>>5597891

maybe his wifi dropped out
or his mum walked in
or he misclicked

dont take it personally
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>>5597886
Bitch I am special and fierce.
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>>5597858
I've done this more than once

at least you get laid, and if it works out you go steady with the guy, so why not
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>>5597891
u ask for contact info asap on omegle if yr interested dude lmao
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>>5597857

Can't stay hard, can't bottom, scared to fuck up and think someone will leave me for being terrible at sex
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>>5597855
Fuck off Reddit, grammar doesn't make you any more clever than anyone on the Internet. If you can't understand this, then don't ask for structured English.

>>5597858
Happened so many times when I came out, rejected everyone
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>>5597905
this
your own fault basically
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>>5597910
>cant bottom
wat
you just have to lie there, its not hard
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>>5597914
he probably has hemorrhoids
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>>5597898
He is 22 and lives alone, no one walked in. Ugh.

>>5597905
Yeah, you're right I guess. But he obviously wasn't very interested since he disconnected, so maybe it's for the best. I doubt it was a mistake.
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>>5597911
Whoa there, buddy. I genuinely didn't understand your post because it was a tangled mess that barely related to my post.

Way to buy into the 4chan memery, newfig.
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>>5597900

Yeah you're real special... SPECIAL ED MORE LIKE LMAO HAHAHA REKT

>>5597910

Can you at least suck a dick
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>>5597934
Right now.
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whats wrong with people on tinder? you have a freaking match you talk to them and they dont even respond
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>>5597925
Oh,
I'm just ranting about the story where that guy got raped, then rapist married some chick and he killed them both.

It annoys me when guys do gay stuff and end up with girls, so, translation; hope you are right. That it's fake
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>>5597950
i just swipe right then left over and over without looking
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>>5597950

He swiped right when he was horny but you messaged him after he busted
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>>5597934

Foreplay is easy and I love doing it, and people say I'm good at it at least

>>5597914

I do, but I never enjoy it and my boyfriend kind of get a little annoyed watching me silently let him finish while k sit there not trying to lose my bowels
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>>5597951
What even are you. This conversation is going way over my head. I never said that it's fake. And why does it annoy you when people make life choices unrelated to you that may not correlate with your idea of right and wrong.
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I need to buy toilet paper. I fucking hate doing it. The cashier always pictures me taking a shit, judging from the way he looks at me.
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what are some good hairstyles that a guy with straggly and thin hair can rock?

thinking of getting my ragged long hair sensibly cut
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>>5597963
whats the point in doing that?
>>5597966
i would feel less shittier if they said that than just ignore me
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>>5597979

Go bald and wear hats, or ask a stylist.


Rogain
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>>5597977
No, he doesn't. He really doesn't. Nobody pictures you doing anything because you don't matter to the cashier. Get over yourself.
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>>5597977
what lol

>>5597982
putting effort into things is boring but i dont want people thinking im a slut
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>>5597979
Shave. Speaking from personal experience. You will feel a lot better once you do. Occasionally miss your old mane, but it's better than having to put up with the mess you probably have on your head.
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>>5597974
Nevermind dude

>>5597979
Just go for the manbun
I laugh every time I see that shit
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>>5597989
this
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>>5597977
>tfw self serve checkouts
>Never have to worry about being judged buying phallic vegetables again
AUSTRALIANS ALL LET US REJOICE, FOR WE ARE YOUNG AND FREEEEEE
>>
>>5597989
That's a bit too harsh anon
I don't think I'm this unimportant
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>>5598004
and you are ugly and fat
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>>5598020

Post pics or bp
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>>5597193
oh joy here we go
sister abused me because my father left her mom for mine. (after cheating on her)
father flipped out when my mom got a card from a co worker then took me and actively lied to me to keep her out of my life
cousins, uncles, aunts, siblings and grandparents ridiculed me for being "too girly"
after getting preached "man up" almost every day my sister decided to get names spread around the summer camp we went to putting me further into depression
i got to the point i started crying randomly because i just wanted to see my mom again. and guess what? kids at school were not too kind on that

everyone kept saying "it would get better" but it never did
>>
>>5598004
Self-service checkouts are not an Australian invention. The bigger grocery stores in my city have them, but they're too far from where I live tb h.
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>exchange face pics with guy on Grindr

>tells me I have a deep hidden look to me

Ummm... Thanks?
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>>5598030
I'm good.
Let me go buy some toilet paper now, so I can properly wipe my bp later. See ya, anon
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>>5598044
let me guess.. he was ugly because he didnt show his face in the first place
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>>5597988
>>5597991
my twin bro shaved and it made him look like a neonazi, so no

kinda fitting because he actually is a fucking nazi, lol
>>5597994
manbun looks all sorts of stupid

anyone here with actual suggestions?
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>>5598058

short back and sides looks good on everyone breh
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>>5598058
Did someone say nazi?
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>>5598058
I shave and look nothing like a neonazi. Soooooo, anecdotal evidence dismissed.
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Am I the only one who is falling in submissive love with my PhD advisor and fantasize about him punishing me sexually instead of through harsh words, constant micromanaging, and disdain?
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>>5598058
Identical or fraternal twins?
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>>5598054

He did, and he's not ugly.... Maybe he's just a faux intellectual?
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>>5598072
That is cute tb h.
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>>5598068
noted
>>5598069
actual nazis didn't shave their scalps though
>>5598075
Identical
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>>5598091
That's why I'm not bald. I despise modern day neo-nazis
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>>5598039
I know, but apparently they're more popular here.
The small supermarket that I go to has about 12 self-serves, and only one cashier.
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>tfw live in a third-world country with one of the highest murder rates in the world
>tfw never even been mugged
>tfw go spend two weeks in copenhagen
>tfw get mugged twice

fuck this shit
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>>5598115
Hahaha, that's what you 3rd worlders get. Stay in your shithole.
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>>5598098
who doesn't

also, Rommel was a pretty cool dude despite being a nazi
>disobeyed all extermination orders of supposed "subhumans"
>understood that Germany would eventually fall if the aggressive foreign policy was to continue
>was completely fed up with Hitler's dreams of grandeur to the point of plotting to assassinate him
>didn't afraid of anything
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>>5598131
I hate the concept of extermination of the untermensch. They should be displaced from our nations to create the perfect übermensch paradise and that is all
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>>5598044
it means you an ugly bitch with wandering eyes

anyone else need homosexual translation services
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>>5598149
>Our

Hunty we are untermenschen
>>
What I don't understand with this nazi fascination is ITS FUCKING BORING. Who cares shit's old everyone involved is dead. Like don't you have other hobbies such as actually doing something with you life.
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>Faggots talking about the third reich on an anime image board
Well, that's a first one.
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>>5598165
literally new
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>>5598165
It's only one person and he's an attention whoring loser who carved a swastika on his wrist and wears nazi clothes on cam for attention while drinking himself into retardation. Then he gets upset when people ignore him and tell him to shut up and no one cares about him. He usually storms out like a child all upset n shit and then comes back for more attention while samefagging his posts.
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Everyone's getting the hipster youth cut... but they all consider themselves the anti-hipster

someone sort that shit out tbqh
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>>5598174
why are they barefoot?
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>>5598157
I'm bi so I can always hide my untermensch tendencies
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>>5598178
so that tinychat that is linked every time in the OP is actually active? are there certain times? maybe Ill join some time
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why is trolling sjw's so rewarding
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>>5598190
You're attracted to individuals with severe retardation and child like frustration?
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>>5598180
hipsters stopped being cool forever ago so now its like triple ironic
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I love and hate working on slow days. I love not working much and how many old ladies tip the sassy gay waiter, but I hate the driving...
>>
Will never understand taking abuse.

If you get hit, hit back. If they beat you then act like a boring or shit lover and they'll get bored and move on.

Or be extra clingy and they'll likewise get bored.
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>>5598157
>>5598174
>>5598188
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22856586

this is my fetish
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>>5598202
We're reaching extremely dangerous levels of irony tbqh, UN should do something about this
>>
>>5597193
I already posted my story here ( >>5598106 ), but yeah here you go.
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>>5598199
i didnt say that, i just said i wanted to check it out and laugh about you guys
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>>5598209
>Forgetting -_-_-
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>in a hurry
>shave
>cut myself
>wind up having to be late anyways
gr8 job me
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>>5598130
i might be a 3rd worlder but i'm probably way richer than you, disgusting pleb
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>>5598182
looks like an exploud with that hat. lol
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>>5598271
post dick
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i wanna share a bottle of whisky with someone else,
out in the cold night,
just talking to eachother while looking at the stars
>>
>>5598210
Samefagging again I see since no one will give you attention. You're extremely pathetic and a crybaby.
>>
>>5598278
stfu
I wanna fight

post net worth
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>>5598271
>3rd worlder
>rich
Hahahaha don't make me laugh so much.
>>
>>5598286
no post dick and I'll fight with it using my tongue tbqh
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>>5598291
the fuck
are you gay or something?

>>5598288
hahaha sorry...
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>>5598281
k
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>>5598297
no, being gay is just so gay, I'm 100% straight
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>>5598303
well good because I am straight too.

You weirded me out though, I have to say it.
>>
Let's talk about virginity and remaining pure until marriage.

I only want to be with one guy who is also a virgin. I'm 27.

How many are waiting until their married? How old are you?

No one wants to be with a slut or someone who was raped.
>>
>>5598321
tops are actually allergic to virgins
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsYHN7eCCtU
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>>5598324

I'm pretty sure I'm a top and I only want to be with a virgin bottom, someone who has never even used a dildo or toy.
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>>5598302
You can't even convey what you need to through text form you have to post a picture because you're too lazy and stupid to express yourself intelligently.

I win.
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>>5598280
Sounds good, anon
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>>5598341
>tfw 21 and a virgin
>consider myself a bottom even though i have never put anything in my butt
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>>5598341
Some tops act as if virgin bottoms are completely unaware of hygiene though. As if using a douche is some completely revolutionary tool only sluts are aware of.

Another weird thing is I remember telling some guy I was a virgin, and he's like "so how do you know you're gay". Truly a m y s t e r y
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>>5597483
that wasn't funny or interesting
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>>5598039
Americans hate self-serve checkouts. They are literally retarded. They started this new grocery chain in California a few years back that only had self-serve checkouts and it went out of business because people hated them. Americans are literally the laziest and irrational idiots ever. I would go to the store more often if they had self-serve checkouts I don't want anyone to know I use a woman's exfoliator and the type of lube I use.
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>>5598357
>circe posts something
>that wasn't funny or interesting
Well duh! Everyone knows Circe is boring and everything he ever posts isn't worth watching or reading.
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>>5598391
>california
>all americans
I don't know what you're talking about there are self-checkouts all over the midwest and I don't hear anyone complaining. It's quite popular here. So you're ALL or NONE mentality is extremely retarded. I think you should reevaluate your life's choices if I were you.
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>>5598288
being a rich 3rd worlder is literally the easiest thing you could accomplish. all you have to do is give money to the corrupt government and be friends with them.
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>>5598345
it's faster to post a relevant pic than typing out all that shit

I win
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>>5598403
>implying anyone outside of California is an actual human being with rights.
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>>5598321
Waiting until marriage is really rare with gays. I don't think most will care if you're a virgin or not, but if you're gonna turn a guy down cause he isn't, good luck with getting married. You're already edging close to dead so you may want to lower those standards.
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>>5598406
No, sorry you still lost because you're extremely unintelligent.
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>>5598226
Why do you always look like you were bullied just before taking a picture?
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>>5598421

its just my resting face

i suppose i could have smiled for the picture but... that feels weird. Like, why would i be smiling when I am taking a selfie on my own, in an empty room, with nothing interesting happening around me?
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>>5598415
>you're extremely unintelligent
says the guy who has yet to post a coherent argument

so far you've only accused me of samefagging, which is untrue

pic related, it's you
>>
>beautiful guy has to ruin himself by becoming trans and taking hormones
whyyy
>>
>>5598451
hope your depression is cured soon friend
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>>5598321
>being this heteronormative

waiting to have sex until ur married is creepy. I don't know what the purpose of it especially because marriage for gay people has no special meaning like it does for straight people. The only thing gay people get out of marriage is tax breaks.

I'm a virgin(by choice unlike you all) and I've dated some guys and most dump me when I tell them I won't have sex until after the first year of being together. needless to say, most of my relationships have only lasted days.
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>>5598414
Waiting until marriage is really rare with gays, for sure, probably because marriage isn't really legal globally.

Waiting until being in a serious relationship isn't really all that rare though. Finding one of those on grindr is rare on the other hand.
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>>5597419
There is cont you fucker
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>>5598455
How does it feel to be an internet wizard troll?
>>
>>5598451
Post smile.
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>>5598470
you tell me :^)
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>>5598461
After a year...
Sex is great why wait that long.
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>>5598461
>marriage for gay people has no special meaning like it does for straight people
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>>5598460

oh no i feel quite good actually

all my studies are coming together and my productivity is at an all time high!

>>5598479

oooh... its not pretty. ill see if i can find an archive link for you nonetheless.
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>>5598467
This is true, but I'm generally assuming that if you're using 4chan, you don't live in a third world country. Personally I think waiting until the relationship is stable and serious is perfectly reasonable, but that anon specified marriage. He's thirstier for a ring than I am.
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>>5598461

That's the problem with the gay community...they don't have any self-control. I've talked to many young guys who sleep with whomever shows interest because they have low self-esteem and other issues and a guy wanting to fuck them makes them feel special, even if that guy is old/ugly/married. Is it not creepier how most gays are sluts?

I will never be with a guy who isn't a virgin. Won't do it. There is something so romantic about two virgins meeting, falling in love, and experiencing sex for the first time. I desire romance and real love. Not a quick fuck to take my mind off my self-hatred like most fags.
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>>5598513
Oh yeah, I agree. Waiting for marriage explicitly is quite odd since it's not really a possibility for most, and even if it is, it's kind of a really new experience.

Stability on the other hand is GOAT
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>>5598519
>I will never be with a guy who isn't a virgin
I hope you will enjoy staying a virgin for life
>>
>first date
>guy asks top/bot/v and all these sexual questions
>ask him why he's asking them on the first date
>to see if you're worth the time

r o m a n c e
i s
d e a d
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>>5598451
iktf
my resting face is a mix of cold, bitchy, and overall bored looking
>>
>>5598513
>>5598523


>waiting until marriage is weird

No it's not. The built up of your love commemorating into one sexual moment that you'll both remember for eternity is sacred.

Most gays I've talked to can't even remember who they've slept with as it's one big foggy memory for them since they've been with numerous guys and were on drugs or drunk.That's pathetic and sad. Is it not?

It's so hard to find one decent guy.
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>>5598541

luckily for me i think some people dig the "damsel in distress look"

my sister has resting bitch face and it looks awful lol
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>>5598519
>I'd pass up a perfect guy because someone else sucked his dick one time
Just point your rejects my way, anon.

>>5598523
Considering that the average relationship takes two years to go from first date to married, that'd be a long ass time to wait to touch penises. Stability is good enough for that.

>>5598537
I can excuse this if it's just related to top/bottom dynamic. I wouldn't want to get my hopes up and waste time with another bottom. Box my food up and go home.
>>
a boypussy is so much cuter than a pussy it's not even funny
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>>5598541
If the shoe fits.
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>>5598537
i would have beat that guys ass so fast or caused a scene fuck him
>>
>>5598554

tru
>>
>>5598519

Oh get over yourself
>>
>>5598547
>since they've been with numerous guys
So what? Having sex isn't a sacred or forbidden act. It's a completely natural thing that people do and you shouldn't put it on a pedestal or condemn it. It's just a normal part of life that everyone should safely enjoy.
>>
>>5598548
I thankfully don't have a scowl, I just look like I don't care

>>5598556
1v1 me cs:go
>>
>>5598537
he was sincere in his motives

if the two of you were incompatible sexually, then both of you would have just wasted your time dating. he simply pre-emptively eliminated that possibility.

he's obviously just a socially responsible guy, don't feel bad about it
>>5598559
faggot
>>
>>5598550

I wish I could find a total virgin who has never even masturbated before. Just watching him experience things for the first time would be so erotic and hot.
>>
>>5598550
>I can excuse this if it's just related to top/bottom dynamic.
I can too, but it's just odd that so many sexual questions are asked right out of the gate on the first date. Are you bottom, have you had sex, what are you into.. like uh I haven't even gotten to ask the waiter for breadsticks can you chill.

Just ask the damn position question before you ask the damn idiot out on a date.
>>
>>5598584
sounds like some pedophile shit
go to church or something
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>>5598583
>he was sincere in his motives
girl no he was rude and could have worded it better if he was that concered
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>>5598587
Yeah, the rest of it is totally unimportant and intrusive. Guys that ask 'what are you into' on the first date don't get a second one. It's gross.

>>5598584
Virgins are useless in bed, someone that sexually repressed might be actively bad. I'd rather have a slut.
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>>5598580
>cs:go
I'm disappointed in you.
>>
>>5598595

this desu

>>5598587

just sounds like friendly conversation to me desu like who can't have a nice chat about mpreg over dinner
>>
>>5598595

I have a friend who didn't know what masturbation was until he was in a college dorm.

It's rare but there are many guys, especially religious guys who've never masturbated before or had a wet dream.

Just because your parents are pieces of shit who didn't raise you properly and didn't protect you from porn, sex ed class, and demonic kids doesn't mean there's anything weird with us who are late bloomers. We really should be the norm.
>>
>>5598595

>says the one who attempts to look underage and waxes/shaves his body hair and beard off in attempt to be pedobait

just fuck off you loser
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>>5598609
>mpreg over dinner
t b h reminds me of this one time my friend tried to hook me up, but it was with a guy I was totally uninterested in. He got pretty clingy though in just the first date so I started talking about 2 girls 1 cup from a cinematic masterpiece perspective. Was pretty good m8ty
>>
It's sad how fucked up you all are mentally.

You actually believe it's okay to be a slut/whore.

You believe it's ok to have multiple partners in a lifetime.


You believe in hook-ups and sex out of marriage.


Absolutely disgusting.
>>
>>5598636
We are forsaken.

Praise Sylvanas t b h
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>>5598624
the only hair I remove myself is pubic hair
I don't really grow hair anywhere else on my body
and I've never touched a razor to my face

>>5598605
I've only put 16 hours into cs:go if that makes it better
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>>5598596
so what? some people are rude, it's in their blood. I'd rather a guy tell me like it is than try to sugarcoat what they tell me, whether it is their opinions or feelings

faggot
>>
>>5598636
most of us are virgin shut-ins, stfu
>>
Is there a test that can be done to determine if a guy is truly a virgin? Can they swab his ass, mouth, and pee hole or something?

I really need a portable test like that to make sure guys aren't lying to me.
>>
How many times have you jerked off and cummed in your life? 100 times? 500 times? 1000 times? 10000 times?


Do you ever think about all the healthy spermies shooting out of you that could of turned into your children?

I feel so sad when I think about it sometimes.
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>>5598675
a lot
of
times
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>>5598679
same
>>
why gaygen? im devastated, i was supposed to be in a fancy dinner tonight but he freaking stood me up
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>>5598675

Yeah, but just think, it's only a matter of time before sciences creates artificial wombs so I can impregnate a cute boy
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>>5598664
There are signs, no tests though.
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>>5598659
yeah because I would love to be with a rude as guy on the first date

girl bye
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>>5598675

If I had a dime for every time I did, I'd hire Oprah and Grimes to scissor fuck each other in my living room
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>>5598699
senpai impregnate me, I look good in turtlenecks isn't that what everyone wants?
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>>5598679
>>5598686

You know what Jesus says?

TO EVEN THINK ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER PERSON IS A SIN. IT'S LUST OF THE FLESH. All those thousands of times you masturbated to porn you sinned against your own body. Repent and never do it again.


>mfw people are this disgusting and not a virgin like me
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>>5598709

That's impressive bc very few people look good in turtlenecks
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>>5598709
post pics
i need 2 know how this could b possible
>>
>>5598721
>>5598721
>>5598721
>>5598721
>>5598721
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>>5598713
you're thinking about all of us having slutty sex right now, you fucking harlot.
>>
>>5598719
Nah, a lot of people do, they just haven't found the right turtleneck. tbqh
>>
>>5598713
Something about the word flesh makes me all frisky. It's like the feeling of having sex with dough, even though most of us outgrew having sex with dough in our late teens
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>>5598604

>ask a guy what he is into on Grindr

Always forget to specify hobbies, not sexually
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