autistic qt's edition
>go on 4th or 5th date with a white daddy
>he's handsome enough, actually better looking than most
>went to go see the force awakens with him
>the entire time he cuddled my hand
>leave theater and head back to his place
>watch movies the rest of the night all cuddled up
>starts to make out with me
>didn't even have sex
>ask when we can see each other again
>disappears 9 days to portland for a dog show
>haven't heard from in that time
Oh well, I'm leaving my parents to go back to college anyway. I'll just find another cutie to do that with.
but does John have a PhD in pure maths and a functional personality?
I only ignore ugly old people or those that don't send me a face pic within the first 2 messages
If you fall into any of these categories, fix it and you'll have better results t b q h
>talking to guy about vidya
>persona 3 comes up
>rants about offensive gun usage and suicide imagery
people don't even message me unless it's expired men who look like they've given up on life, and whenever I do initiate, guys respond well but then I find out they're on a dating app just for chatting
People don't even hit me up with similar interests and actually talk about them tbqh. I always have to pull it out later on to get them to start talking about it.
The worst types of first messages are
>[some witty comment (about your username or description or whatever) that isn't actually witty because the person writing them was probably shaking the entire time trying to come up with something]
>The worst types of first messages are [...]
Oh yaaaass. Every time I get a message that's just a stupid "hi" or "how are you", I look at their profile and proceed to never answer it. Some people have gotten pissed off about it but honestly, fuck anyone who does this. I'm not interested in a fishing a conversation that you're (in general) not interested in having the first place.
pls guys i need something to fap to
whats a good porn video
pls reply cuz my dick is a lil hard and i cant find anything worth masturbating to
btw what should i order tonight pizza or chinese food
oh god im so hungry
And I hate those convos that start out alright, but the other person just flakes on it.
>Hey, what's up?
>[reply], [question that isn't really a yes or no question]
g o o d
j o b
a m e r i c a
put some on and try it out, I dare you
>that feel of skin tight leather caressing your whole body
>touching leather with the palm of your hand
>that pressure on your legs and thighs when you move while wearing leather pants
>that sound of leather grinding against leather
well, maybe some day ;)
Fuck you anon, quit triggering me. There are so many things apps and communication is the hardest part. It's so easy to get a hook up going (hey you wanna fuck? sure when and where is a good time? etc.) but any type of non-small talk type of conversation on an app is absolutely garbage.
I find it hard not to sperg out on some guys. I got passes though cause I'm a qt (according to them) and want to meet up sometime but that doesn't mean I'm remotely interested in them anymore.
I am very lenient when it comes to communication. I don't expect every guy to me a 10/10 suave bond in the making. I do however, expect them to at least fucking reply.
So many convos just fucking end because the person won't take part, and I've already exhausted my questions to the point where if I ask another one, I'll come off as some clingy desperate bitch.
>marriage for gay people has no special meaning like it does for straight people
I'm living proof that this is 100% wrong.
How possible is it to find an RL gym Senpai? Bonus points if it can be done in a large but non- Uni gym. I feel like a person to help me stay motivated would help a lot.
Any other homos just starting with gym routines or plateauing/struggling?
>go to local timmies
>young indian girls all probably in high school
>iced cap machine is always broken
>go to york U timmies
>filipina older women
>iced cap machine is never broken
I was plateauing over the christmas period, so I started a mega dirty bulk and now i am progressing acceptably again.
ill bulk up until the beginning of March and then cut down for June - which is when London pride is!
depending on how well it goes i may even slut it up at Pride and not wear a shirt, natch
I'm not lenient because time is money anon. I'm in college, doing a STEM meme major so whatever time I have, it's precious. But that said, I don't expect everyone to be a suave ass communicator but I do also expect guys to reply. ESPECIALLY if they're the first ones to start a chat.
And yes I know your pain, which is why I don't deal with it anymore tbqh senpai. At some point people will think you're clingly but the best thing to do is send your message and then continue with what you're doing. If they reply, cool if not then oh well don't fret. The difference is that you're actually trying and I respect that. I would answer if you were talking to me but I would have stopped a long time ago if I was you.
tbqh I want to start an older filipina book club that would be fun, they're gossiping all the time anyways
would give me something to do in between being anally ravaged by senpai t b q h
Technically they are on work visas, but they're plan is to immigrate. Why would anyone only stay in a country under a work visa and not want to immigrate. Unless they make large amounts of money I see no benefit from paying expensive flights home and back while applying for expensive visas yearly.
I'd mash that potato, just for a giggle.
On a scale of 1 - 10 how worth it would it be to bike about 5.5 mile through cold snowy town and suburb to go see me mister.
That's not really bad at all, right?
I feel like i'm going crazy not seeing him
>you'll never know the happiness that is Pokemon
If you can't enjoy the childish things in life as well as the adult things you lost a happiness within your heart and your childhood died within you and that's sad.
>Wake up from nap horny
>No one wants to go out because of the snow.
>Well I guess I'll fap
Lord Almighty, please spare me the embarrassment and pain of being like this old self-unaware ass nigga who is still taking selfies like he's in his 20s in 2010s.
Why the fuck do old men do this? It's cringeworthy.
I am pretty much out of pokemon tbqh. I tried to get into it when handling IVs and EVs but it took too much dedication and autism for almost no benefit to survival. I just picked up a real skill entirely.
This is beautiful I am crying tbqh...I love Jesus and I love America. God Bless America.
She's right though.
Do you plan on having kids in the future? We do and keeping that adventure alive within you helps you relate with younger generations. I find what kids are doing now-a-days oddly not what I was into as a kid, but I still share the enthusiasm of playing new games and activities I normally wouldn't since I'm an adult. It's important to share activities and interests with your children. Otherwise it would just be "go play your game and stop bothering me" this causes children to not only not respect their parents, but find no common interest or understanding. Once they are teenagers they grow to dislike you and feel as if you don't understand them. Which if you disregard them as unimportant you get the same feelings in return from them.
I kinda want a fwb because I am too busy for a boyfriend but still want sex + cuddles, but I am still a virgin and I somehow feel like its "wrong" to lose my V-card on grindr.
How did you lose your virginity?
I also like Simon Singh's mohawk
its one of the rare cases of a mo that 'works' in my opinion
100% all-beef thermometer – ABD – Alabama black snake – anaconda – anal impaler – baby arm – baby maker – bald-headed yogurt slinger – baloney pony – BBC – BBD – big Dick and the twins – big Italian salami – bird – bobby dangler – bologna pony – bone – boner – boom stick – bratwurst – broner – bud – cack – chap – choad – chode – chopper – chub – chubbie – chup – chut – cock – cock rocket – cornholer – cut – D – dangler – dick – dick smalls – ding – ding-a-ling – ding dong – dingis – dinker – dinky – dipstick – disco stick – doder – doinker – domepiece – dong – dork – D, the – D train – e-peen – general, two colonels – get it up – giggle stick – gut wrench – hard-on – head – helmet – hockey cocky – hog – hooded – hotdog – hung – jimmy – johnson – John Thomas – joystick – kielbasa – knob – lady boner – love muscle – love shaft – love stick – main vein – manhood – man muscle – master of ceremonies – meat popsicle – meat thermometer – member – middle leg – monster – Mr. Happy – Mr. Winky – ol' one-eye – one-eyed monster – one-eyed snake – one-eyed trouser snake – P – packer – patz – pecker – peen – pee pee – peeper – peeter – Peter – Ph.D – pickle – piece – pink tractor beam – plonker – pocket rocket – polaroid – pole – pop a chub – pork sword – prick – pud – purple-headed soldier – purple headed solider man – purple-headed warrior – putz – rod – Russell the love muscle – salami – sausage – schlong – schlort – schmeckel – schwartz – sconge – shaft – shlittle – shlong – shrinkage – skin flute – steamin' semen roadway – stiffie – stiffy – tallywacker – tallywhacker – tally whacker – tent pole – thing – third leg – throbber – tonsil tickler – tool – tripod – trouser meat – trouser snake – tube steak – twig – unit – wang – wanker – wankie – wee – weenie – wee wee – weiner – whang – whiskey dick – who who dilly – wiener – willie – willy – winky – wood – yogurt slinger – yoo-hoo – zubra
>I've got an entire garage of cuteboys
there is a lack of humans in this thread, going to post my bp
here it is boys
You're undermining everything anon believes in. His belief that everyone should be exactly like him and only do what he does at his age is the only thing acceptable. You can't tell him he's wrong because everything that is of his important detail for what is right and wrong for others around the world are his standards alone. It's best not to confront him and just agree with him because that's what he wants from everyone else. Otherwise you will invite his rage upon you of his own personal conformity to his standards.
Do you and SP ever plan on adopting a child one day?
I think you would be good parents tbqh. It would be really cute.
because I'm supposedly "too out there" or whatever the fuck that means
How does it make you virgins of /gaygen/ feel when 93% of straight men have cuddled with another guy and you haven't?
>take time to write a long ass post
>nobody reads it
>B-BUT I NEVER CARED LOL. LEMME POST A LAUGHING GIF TO DEMONSTRATE HOW MUCH I DIDNT CARE
You'll see them anon. I've talked to a few and some are legit the worst. One particular friend who is older (50) constantly talks about trolling FB, Twatter, Instagram and all this hip new EDM he's listening to. He's a bit of tryhard.
This is 4chan man no one cares about anything except themselves.
>tfw actually autistic or some shit
>never been nor ever will be attractive
>will never find a qt nerdy bf
do you even try to get a nerdy qt?? there are literally millions of us
I swear some dudes have actually told me I look intimidating, I don't get how I look like I'm on the verge of a school shooting because someone's made fun of my nose t b q h
What is the worst relationship shit-test you've ever experienced? Mine:
>"I thought you were going to breakup with me, so I got defensive and broke up with you first so I'd have the upper-hand. But now I want you back.
>tfw I call every cute guy and girl sweetie or princess.
I'll dirty talk you right now sweetheart.
>tfw thought I was getting hit on by this dude at the store
>he actually just told me I looked like stuart from madtv
>benedict cucumber is considered cute by so many people
>tfw i have a chance
Pretty cool. Would look better once you start getting nicer looking armor.
Does anybody like ICP here?
Follow up question
Would I ever date another man when I am a man?
No because I am not a degenerate homosexual.
>tfw no boyfriend twin with the same first name
My father has a funny Italian name, so I don't have to worry about that.
It annoys people and that makes me laugh.
Well of course. How far in the game? Just slayed the dragon and rescued my beloved.
Why are guys so annoying? We take a pounding orally and anally all the time and the one time we want to play games y'all wanna fuck us up.
I'm attracted to people that are similar in a way to me
but I'm more attracted to cute androgynous twinks with blonde hair and blue eyes rather than an exact copy
Well what would you call your boyfriend then?
A different made up name?
My name is sort of common, but it's never been an issue
>what would you call your boyfriend then
Depends what he looks like and if he has any preferences to certain names. But yeah, made up usually.
If he demands to be called papi, that's when things get uber sketchy.
>tfw no bf that puts up with my autism
Every person I have ever been with says that I am too nuch too handle.
Yeah. I'd be like "this is mike... yeah just mike". If he has a name like my father's that really can't be shortened, I'd just refer to him as the boyfriend, and then in private refer to him as made up names.
It's not a huge deal honestly, some people get freaked out over it, but I don't mind. If he's someone who is also huge into daddy-son like roleplay, I'd hit the eject button.
i saw like two people stuck with their cars in the snow, crashed once and slipped seven times and one car kind of slipped about dodging me on the road and just decided to come back home and feel like trash instead
You faggots are so fucking boring.
Literally nothing fun happens here unless I do it.
Jesus Christ how do you gus live such boring existences comfortably?
I am serious there is literally nothing fun about this place.