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autistic qt's edition

old
>>5597193
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this fucker right here
<3
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>>5598721
>tfw my hair does that same side part
>same hair color
>also white
>never smile
>don't own katana
phew, thought that was me for a second
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI4maFbxbQk

IDIOTS IDIOTS IDIOTS
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>>5598735
do you play MtG
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I like hot retards and Chads
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>>5598751
no
all I know about that game is there are like different color cards and some cards can affect the landscape or some shit

idk yugioh was the only card game I played
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>>5598734

John looks 10 times better than that.
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>go on 4th or 5th date with a white daddy
>he's handsome enough, actually better looking than most
>went to go see the force awakens with him
>the entire time he cuddled my hand
>leave theater and head back to his place
>watch movies the rest of the night all cuddled up
>starts to make out with me
>didn't even have sex
>ask when we can see each other again
>disappears 9 days to portland for a dog show
>haven't heard from in that time

The fuck.

Oh well, I'm leaving my parents to go back to college anyway. I'll just find another cutie to do that with.
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post autistic virgin qts
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>>5598757
yugioh is even worse
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>>5598758

but does John have a PhD in pure maths and a functional personality?
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>>5598766
u n d e r r a t e d
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>>5598734
he looks like a lesbian
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>>5598771

John doesn't need a PhD or a personality. He's going to inherit mult-millions.
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>always message guys who are my type, wanting to talk

>always ignored

Sometimes I wonder what's the point of interests if you can't talk to people about them
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>>5598783
I only ignore ugly old people or those that don't send me a face pic within the first 2 messages

If you fall into any of these categories, fix it and you'll have better results t b q h
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>>5598783
:( i feel you anon
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how does /gaygen/ dress
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>>5598799

Depends where I'm going
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>>5598799
like young steve jobs
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>>5598776

i can see it

>>5598799

t-shirt and trousers.

when i get /fit/ter i might experiment with tanktops and shorts, but thats a good few months off still.
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>>5598792

I have a face pic and I'm an open book when it comes to picture sending. I just need to be asked.
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>>5598807
I always figured it depended on how bad your leather puppy hoods and tails had started to smell
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>talking to guy about vidya

>persona 3 comes up

>rants about offensive gun usage and suicide imagery

Bye Felicia
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>>5598783
people don't even message me unless it's expired men who look like they've given up on life, and whenever I do initiate, guys respond well but then I find out they're on a dating app just for chatting
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why don't you have a cuddle buddy /gg/?
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>>5598783
>>5598792
Do the people that hit you up with similar interests happen to be above average looking or better? Because they tend to be the pickiest pieces of shit (like me, lel). I have a face pic on my profile people have no excuse.

>>5598764
>no response

Fuck y'all faggots.
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>>5598759
Never forget to specify, that's critical.
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>>5598818

That too
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>>5598829
pics!

Pics!

post pics you fetish bait piece of shit!
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>>5598842
>dat thirst
easy mang
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>>5598826
People don't even hit me up with similar interests and actually talk about them tbqh. I always have to pull it out later on to get them to start talking about it.

The worst types of first messages are

>hi
and
>[some witty comment (about your username or description or whatever) that isn't actually witty because the person writing them was probably shaking the entire time trying to come up with something]
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>>5598842

Pics of what?
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>>5598735

My dad sold all of our swords to pay off my brother's DUI tickets.

They weren't even real expensive ones just cheap flea market versions s m h
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i love straight men i think
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>>5598851
I haven't even started bro
>>5598857
you wearing all that gear

leather apparel and whatever else you have

make it kinky ;)
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why is leather a fetish
honestly what purpose does it fulfill
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>>5598853
>The worst types of first messages are [...]

Oh yaaaass. Every time I get a message that's just a stupid "hi" or "how are you", I look at their profile and proceed to never answer it. Some people have gotten pissed off about it but honestly, fuck anyone who does this. I'm not interested in a fishing a conversation that you're (in general) not interested in having the first place.
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>>5598886

Has to do with domination, and wearing the same materials of whips, tools to keep one in place and punish
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>>5598876

Nah you gotta be special for that :3c
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pls guys i need something to fap to

whats a good porn video

pls reply cuz my dick is a lil hard and i cant find anything worth masturbating to

btw what should i order tonight pizza or chinese food

oh god im so hungry
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>>5598905
You don't own any of that stuff
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>>5598893
And I hate those convos that start out alright, but the other person just flakes on it.
>hi
>Hey, what's up?
>nm u?
>[reply], [question that isn't really a yes or no question]
>yeah lol

g o o d
j o b
a m e r i c a
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>>5598913

Who says I don't
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>>5598799
like a huge faggot
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>>5598826
I picked decent to above, but j temper it based on how they look. I know I'm not amazing but I don't deserve a pig man
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>>5598912

go here and fap for us bb:

https://opentokrtc.com/gaygen

FAP CHAT for horny gaygen fags.
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>>5598925
I don't believe you own any of it.
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>>5598925
RDR is calling you out, Senpai, sounds like you better prove him wrong or start sliding down the tripfag dominance totem pole.

>>5598919
The worst. Just terrible. Grindr gets me so frustrated at men.
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>>5598886
put some on and try it out, I dare you
>that feel of skin tight leather caressing your whole body
>touching leather with the palm of your hand
>that pressure on your legs and thighs when you move while wearing leather pants
>that sound of leather grinding against leather
>that smell
>>5598905
well, maybe some day ;)
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>>5598919
This irritates me. Like talking to a boring wlal
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>>5598919
Fuck you anon, quit triggering me. There are so many things apps and communication is the hardest part. It's so easy to get a hook up going (hey you wanna fuck? sure when and where is a good time? etc.) but any type of non-small talk type of conversation on an app is absolutely garbage.

I find it hard not to sperg out on some guys. I got passes though cause I'm a qt (according to them) and want to meet up sometime but that doesn't mean I'm remotely interested in them anymore.
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why cant i look like this tbqh
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>>5598949

Come to Vancouver and find out.
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>>5598972
I am very lenient when it comes to communication. I don't expect every guy to me a 10/10 suave bond in the making. I do however, expect them to at least fucking reply.

So many convos just fucking end because the person won't take part, and I've already exhausted my questions to the point where if I ask another one, I'll come off as some clingy desperate bitch.
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>>5598973
Because your name is not kyle and you don't work as a timmies manager.
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>>5598986
>timmies
>tfw all timmies in my area are staffed exclusively by indians
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>>5598461
>marriage for gay people has no special meaning like it does for straight people

I'm living proof that this is 100% wrong.
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How possible is it to find an RL gym Senpai? Bonus points if it can be done in a large but non- Uni gym. I feel like a person to help me stay motivated would help a lot.

Any other homos just starting with gym routines or plateauing/struggling?
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>>5598997

Here they're either Indians or filipinas
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>>5598973
disgusting
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>>5599000
Did you marry your bread dog?
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>>5599010
>go to local timmies
>young indian girls all probably in high school
>iced cap machine is always broken
>go to york U timmies
>filipina older women
>iced cap machine is never broken

coincidence?
I
think
not
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>>5599013
what are you gay
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>>5599010
What the hell is timmies? From whence do you hail?
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>>5599016
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>>5599020

Yeah older filipinas are gr8 workers desu

Probs bc if they lose their job they have to leave the country lol

>>5599024

Azerbaijan
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>>5599008

I was plateauing over the christmas period, so I started a mega dirty bulk and now i am progressing acceptably again.

ill bulk up until the beginning of March and then cut down for June - which is when London pride is!

depending on how well it goes i may even slut it up at Pride and not wear a shirt, natch
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>>5599030
Jupp why are all of your reaction images super low quality? This is very serious, if you are being abused at home you need to let us know.
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>>5599030
Did you marry Miss J Alexander, Runway Diva Coach Extraordinaire, PhD?
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>>5598983
I'm not lenient because time is money anon. I'm in college, doing a STEM meme major so whatever time I have, it's precious. But that said, I don't expect everyone to be a suave ass communicator but I do also expect guys to reply. ESPECIALLY if they're the first ones to start a chat.

And yes I know your pain, which is why I don't deal with it anymore tbqh senpai. At some point people will think you're clingly but the best thing to do is send your message and then continue with what you're doing. If they reply, cool if not then oh well don't fret. The difference is that you're actually trying and I respect that. I would answer if you were talking to me but I would have stopped a long time ago if I was you.
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>>5598983
Are you me anon?

I'm trying to literally show interest in this person and find out more and it's like pulling fucking teeth
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>>5599032
Most older filipina women are married to male citizens in the military of 1st world countries. They don't even have to work. They do it because they're bored staying at home.
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>>5599032
tbqh I want to start an older filipina book club that would be fun, they're gossiping all the time anyways

would give me something to do in between being anally ravaged by senpai t b q h
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>>5599037
>low quality
I don't know what you're talking about. So I'm gonna pretend you didn't say anything worthy of response.
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>>5599051

Yeah no they're defo on temporary worker visas here

>>5599052

Wow lewd
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>>5599049
Are you also shy but SOMEHOW you're doing all the communicating on these dating apps? If so, we twins.
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Filipinos are weird. They're basically Mexicans but the moment you confuse them for Latino they're really defensive about being Asian.
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Top tier autistic cutey coming through.
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>>5599062
post hands
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>>5599062
Technically they are on work visas, but they're plan is to immigrate. Why would anyone only stay in a country under a work visa and not want to immigrate. Unless they make large amounts of money I see no benefit from paying expensive flights home and back while applying for expensive visas yearly.
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would you consider a dick move to show someone else picture here too see if i have good taste in guys?
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>>5599072
>autist face
>pear body
>qt

3/10 at best
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>>5599072
>tfw will never have someone post my image on 4chan while masturbating to some taiwanese motion pictures
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>>5599066

Exactly. I have to initiate, ask for a date, even fucking initiate the damn kiss because no one can fucking take charge.

Masculine my fucking bp
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>>5599081
At least he doesn't have an apple body.
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>>5599080

Nope, who cares.


I've leaked nudes of people I've been into on here
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>>5599072
I'd mash that potato, just for a giggle.
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>>5599023
no you

I like strong men
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>>5599080

I resist the urge every so often.
Personally I wouldn't, I'd probably feel pretty bad, desu
But you're your own person, anon.
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>>5599072

His right nipple looks infected
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Irishanon fan club.
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>>5599089
On a guy that looks gay as fuck though.

>>5599066
I'm not. I'm pretty social but I don't send out the first txt or msg. I'm too much of a wallflower for that.

kek
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>>5599089
Apple is unfortunate. Life ending even.
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can twinks have really masculine faces
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>>5599106
Why does he always look so unhappy.
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>>5599106
>tfw the memes have become too real
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>>5599111

yep
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>>5599115
because he hasn't met me

yet
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>>5599119
thank god
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>>5599111
yeah ask majority of the tripfags here who look 50 in the face but 12 elsewhere
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>>5599074

Why
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can a hot guy pls spit in my mouth
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>>5599132
To masturbate to why else
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>>5599111

Yeah they can be "boyish" instead of girly look
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>>5599134
>>5599136
Y'all're weird
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Why do people still fucking love Pokemon!

You're in your mid 20s, move the fuck on!
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>>5599136

I'm not some slut here to provide you with free wank material
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>>5599138
thanks senpai you have restored my confidence
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On a scale of 1 - 10 how worth it would it be to bike about 5.5 mile through cold snowy town and suburb to go see me mister.
That's not really bad at all, right?
I feel like i'm going crazy not seeing him
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>>5599134
I'm technically hot because I'm nursing a terrible fever accompanied by food poisoning
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>>5599145
>free
name your price, I've got an entire garage of cuteboys
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>>5599154

$500
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>>5599144
This
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>>5599141
how is wanting a hot guy's saliva in your mouth even remotely weird

>>5599150
i'll wait for you to recover...
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>>5599156
$5 :^)
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hello everyone
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>>5599148
>going crazy
>going
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>>5599148
Can't he get you?

Not much of a mister
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>>5599148
5,5 miles is like 8 kilometers, just wear boots and march

bicycling through that shit just wasting your breath
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Check out my WIP!
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>>5599157
>>5599157
Fuck you Pokemon is fun and who the fuck are you witcho 2005 emo hair you look like an inbred SIM anne frank lookinass motherfucker
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>>5599165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg2DcasF2Y4
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>>5599163

$5 gets you half a fingernail
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>>5599144
>you'll never know the happiness that is Pokemon
If you can't enjoy the childish things in life as well as the adult things you lost a happiness within your heart and your childhood died within you and that's sad.
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>Wake up from nap horny
>Check Grindr
>No one wants to go out because of the snow.
>Well I guess I'll fap
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http://www.myvidster.com/video/17564285/married_neighbor_fucking_me_tube_gay_video
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>>5599182

I enjoyed Pokemon as a kid, but it stopped when I found better things to enjoy.
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>>5599190

do you regularly use grindr? wahts it like?
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>>5599177
>you witcho 2005 emo hair you look like an inbred SIM anne frank lookinass motherfucker
rude t b h
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>>5599157
Lord Almighty, please spare me the embarrassment and pain of being like this old self-unaware ass nigga who is still taking selfies like he's in his 20s in 2010s.

Why the fuck do old men do this? It's cringeworthy.
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i want filthyfrank's dick in my bp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycym8i7hjcA
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>>5599195
I only use it when I'm really horny since I have a regular fwb now.
Depending on your area it's either full of really horny hot guys or really horny old guys.
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>>5599177
>>5599177
I am pretty much out of pokemon tbqh. I tried to get into it when handling IVs and EVs but it took too much dedication and autism for almost no benefit to survival. I just picked up a real skill entirely.

>>5599178
This is beautiful I am crying tbqh...I love Jesus and I love America. God Bless America.
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>>5599203

literally 7min through it now
kinda played out t b h

>>5599204

whats having a fwb like?
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>>5599197
She's right though.
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>>5599210
It's great. You get all the benefits of sex and being close with someone while not having to deal with all the shit of a relationship. Which right now I really can't deal with.
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>>5599213

ooh i like that picture of him
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Always remember: Cool Cat loves you
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>>5599210
yep thats true
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>>5599216

how did you get your fwb?
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>>5598734
Simon is hotter
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First date tomorrow. The guy is kinda girly. I wonder If it's too soon to get him drunk. Is that a thing normal people do? I can't fuck this up, it's been like two years since my last date.
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>>5599224
Grindr. If you click with someone try and make it more than just a one night stand. If you're not a complete autist and they liked you they'll text back.
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>>5599194
Do you plan on having kids in the future? We do and keeping that adventure alive within you helps you relate with younger generations. I find what kids are doing now-a-days oddly not what I was into as a kid, but I still share the enthusiasm of playing new games and activities I normally wouldn't since I'm an adult. It's important to share activities and interests with your children. Otherwise it would just be "go play your game and stop bothering me" this causes children to not only not respect their parents, but find no common interest or understanding. Once they are teenagers they grow to dislike you and feel as if you don't understand them. Which if you disregard them as unimportant you get the same feelings in return from them.
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>>5599213
crying rn
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>>5599230

I kinda want a fwb because I am too busy for a boyfriend but still want sex + cuddles, but I am still a virgin and I somehow feel like its "wrong" to lose my V-card on grindr.

How did you lose your virginity?
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>>5599229
i would just grab a a few light beers, if you try to get him completely wasted he may think you want to rape him or something
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>>5599228

I also like Simon Singh's mohawk

its one of the rare cases of a mo that 'works' in my opinion
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>>5598824
This is not even cuddling, this is laying somewhat close together and touching briefly every ten seconds. Weird and awkward.
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100% all-beef thermometer – ABD – Alabama black snake – anaconda – anal impaler – baby arm – baby maker – bald-headed yogurt slinger – baloney pony – BBC – BBD – big Dick and the twins – big Italian salami – bird – bobby dangler – bologna pony – bone – boner – boom stick – bratwurst – broner – bud – cack – chap – choad – chode – chopper – chub – chubbie – chup – chut – cock – cock rocket – cornholer – cut – D – dangler – dick – dick smalls – ding – ding-a-ling – ding dong – dingis – dinker – dinky – dipstick – disco stick – doder – doinker – domepiece – dong – dork – D, the – D train – e-peen – general, two colonels – get it up – giggle stick – gut wrench – hard-on – head – helmet – hockey cocky – hog – hooded – hotdog – hung – jimmy – johnson – John Thomas – joystick – kielbasa – knob – lady boner – love muscle – love shaft – love stick – main vein – manhood – man muscle – master of ceremonies – meat popsicle – meat thermometer – member – middle leg – monster – Mr. Happy – Mr. Winky – ol' one-eye – one-eyed monster – one-eyed snake – one-eyed trouser snake – P – packer – patz – pecker – peen – pee pee – peeper – peeter – Peter – Ph.D – pickle – piece – pink tractor beam – plonker – pocket rocket – polaroid – pole – pop a chub – pork sword – prick – pud – purple-headed soldier – purple headed solider man – purple-headed warrior – putz – rod – Russell the love muscle – salami – sausage – schlong – schlort – schmeckel – schwartz – sconge – shaft – shlittle – shlong – shrinkage – skin flute – steamin' semen roadway – stiffie – stiffy – tallywacker – tallywhacker – tally whacker – tent pole – thing – third leg – throbber – tonsil tickler – tool – tripod – trouser meat – trouser snake – tube steak – twig – unit – wang – wanker – wankie – wee – weenie – wee wee – weiner – whang – whiskey dick – who who dilly – wiener – willie – willy – winky – wood – yogurt slinger – yoo-hoo – zubra
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>>5599229

First date is just a couple drinks, don't get drunk
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>>5599169

The roads were iced and I don't think he'd hike through that.

>>5599170

That's like the different between a half hour and, like, two..
I'm only like 120 lbs, I can't spend that much time in this cold.
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Does anyone here weigh 90lbs?
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anyone here is playing dragons dogma? goddamn i love that game
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>>5599178
Lifes going to be ok after all.
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>>5599268
SP is playing it right now.
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>>5599037
This post made me actually laugh out loud. Good God, I'm so easily entertained.
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>>5599256
That sucks. I suck when I'm not drunk. I know the guy would not refuse because I sort of know him already and he's into me but I guess i'll have to resist.
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>>5599267
I'm likely the skinniest out of name,tripfags and I weigh 100lbs, so I doubt it
I could be wrong though
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>>5599270
best husbando simulator ever
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>>5599154
>I've got an entire garage of cuteboys
u wot?
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>>5599198
>Why the fuck do old men do this?
if he's doing it for another old man, what difference does it make?
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>>5599281

>I suck when I'm not drunk

Anon, I...
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there is a lack of humans in this thread, going to post my bp

here it is boys
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>>5599311
You're undermining everything anon believes in. His belief that everyone should be exactly like him and only do what he does at his age is the only thing acceptable. You can't tell him he's wrong because everything that is of his important detail for what is right and wrong for others around the world are his standards alone. It's best not to confront him and just agree with him because that's what he wants from everyone else. Otherwise you will invite his rage upon you of his own personal conformity to his standards.
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>>5599324
nice butt cleavage

upvoted
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>>5599231
this copy pasta sounds vaguely pedophilia-tier to be quite honest family.
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>>5599316
I miss those days when I dated a guy I met on 4chan and I could get away with all sorts of shit.
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>>5599332
Cool post. Too bad I didn't read it, lol.

>>5599311
He's most likely not. Have you been on any gay apps? Lots of old queers who want to cling to their youth do this.
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>>5599339
no one meets on 4chan anymore
literally just a bunch of FBI shitters trying to be more fem than each other
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>>5599231
Do you and SP ever plan on adopting a child one day?

I think you would be good parents tbqh. It would be really cute.
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>>5598824
Because he left me for a new twink.
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>>5599344
>Have you been on any gay apps?
,_,
no.
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>>5599344
fortunate for me I don't care.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHDDl5T8nnM

remember when gigi was just a femboby
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>>5598824
because I'm supposedly "too out there" or whatever the fuck that means
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>>5599348
Yes we do.
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>>5599345
>>5599345
There used to be a map of anons on this board. Not sure why they removed it. What are those FBI shitters you're talking about? I don't browse this board much anymore.
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>>5599345
but FBI men are hot tho.
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>>5599363
They removed it because no dick 4 u mr man
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>>5599358
He's still just a femboy.

>>5599362
What if you adopt a child, and it ends up just being me in disguise?
It would be like that movie, Orphan.
>>
>>5599363
>>5599374
did they actually remove it? I thought it was still there, just no one actually used it. And OPs of the /gg/s just stopped linking it.
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>>5599380
yea but with like big womanly parts

gross
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0

why do this song give a boner?
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>>5599380
You make it sound like you're our arch-enemy. You actually make us laugh most of the time. It's all fun and games Kleppanon.
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>>5598721
How does it make you virgins of /gaygen/ feel when 93% of straight men have cuddled with another guy and you haven't?

>http://attitude.co.uk/new-study-says-93-straight-men-cuddled-another-guy/
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>>5599358
Kind of feel bad for those who actually like femboys, most of the femboys are going full trans because it's now within the realm of possibility.
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>>5599357
>take time to write a long ass post
>nobody reads it
>B-BUT I NEVER CARED LOL. LEMME POST A LAUGHING GIF TO DEMONSTRATE HOW MUCH I DIDNT CARE

kek

>>5599354
You'll see them anon. I've talked to a few and some are legit the worst. One particular friend who is older (50) constantly talks about trolling FB, Twatter, Instagram and all this hip new EDM he's listening to. He's a bit of tryhard.
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>>5599412

do i count as a fem
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>>5599408

But I have cuddled guys
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>>5599386
Should still be there but no use checking if it is if it hasn't been touched in ages.
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>>5599408
I'm a virgin but I've still cuddled with guys
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>>5599408
Cuddling is overrated though, especially when lying down.

Best feeling is someone playfully hugging you from behind as you try and wiggle out tbqh
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>>5599408
British straight men.
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>tfw gay
>tfw like the smell of straight man poo
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>>5599416
This is 4chan man no one cares about anything except themselves.
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>>5599424
>Cuddling is overrated
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>>5599412
>most femboys are going to get SRS surgery and have their dicks cut off.
I find this hard to believe.

>>5599417
>do i count as a fem
not that same anon...
Circe, in all seriousness, you actually make me think "2 Spirit" is not just some tumblr mumbo jumbo.
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>>5599408
I'm not a virgin, I've cuddled guys, and I've even cuddle-napped with straight guys. Cuddling is just nice.
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>>5599435
[assmad intensifies]
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>>5599439
>>5599422

>I don't want some to have sex with. I just want someone to cuddle with.
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>>5599408
That is simply not true.
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>>5599444
were you the big spoon? did you poke the str8s with your boner?
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>>5599448

reddit pls go
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cuddling really is overrated, especially by virgins who have never cuddled

everyone who's actually cuddled knows that shit is good for like 20 minutes maximum

just science bros
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>>5599431
how many times are you gonna post this bruda
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>>5599453
Nah, I prefer little spoon. And he's a cute little bulldog of a guy, so it was nice.

>>5599457
That's why you take a nap while cuddling, wake up feeling amazing.
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when will I have a boyfriend?
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>>5599442

Isn't that a native north american thing
I don't think my ethnicity has a thing for that
Then again, I never looked so I dunno
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>>5599451
you can't refute science.

>>5599457
this is totally wrong. I've cuddled for hours
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>>5599466

look behind you
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>>5599463
>take a nap while cuddling
That's a good option, but tbqh I don't like taking naps either
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>>5598721
>tfw actually autistic or some shit
>never been nor ever will be attractive
>will never find a qt nerdy bf
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>>5599448
>fuck and suck and cuddle too
>some retard tries to tell me that's wrong
get a job you useless hippie
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>>5599448
I have nothing against sex, I've just never been much interested in it
I've done just about everything besides actual anal sex though
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>>5599474
do you even try to get a nerdy qt?? there are literally millions of us

I swear some dudes have actually told me I look intimidating, I don't get how I look like I'm on the verge of a school shooting because someone's made fun of my nose t b q h
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>>5599403
Your silver tongue holds no power over me...mummy.

>>5599466
I went to ask8ball and got "yes, definitely."
Congratulations, I guess.
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>>5599466
It happens at some point even if you're hopeless.
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>>5599447
If you say so.
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>>5599481
>not interested in sex
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What is the worst relationship shit-test you've ever experienced? Mine:
>"I thought you were going to breakup with me, so I got defensive and broke up with you first so I'd have the upper-hand. But now I want you back.
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>mfw someone calls me sweetie
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>>5599487
[assmadding intenses]
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>>5599474

just go make friends with nerds. its not that hard.

hang out in the engineering labs or volunteer to do work on SEMs, just actualyl get out and talk to people.
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>>5599490
>sweetie
The only people tolerable to say such are older women - actual women. Otherwise, no bueno.
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>>5599490
sweetie ;)
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>>5599493
I would call u sweetie in bed <3 but only ironically (hah hahah ahhah ha hha)
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What's a good, suble way to test to see if you're actually dating a guy? And it's not just a fling?
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>>5599489
mine is:
>*months after last date*
>that dude I went on a date with but forgot exists, texts
>hey boyfriend wanna hang?
>lol who's number is this
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>>5599493
nope just some random friend of a friend of mine, i dont even remember what he said, but i remember i got super mad at him and he only told me "relax sweetie" oh boy, it was on!
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tbqh dirty talk is literally a lost art with tops these days

can y'all say anything other than "you like that huh?" ???????????
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>>5599490
>tfw I call every cute guy and girl sweetie or princess.
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>>5599488
nice bate mait
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I wanna cuck my white bf.

How do I tell him that I'm not that emotional invested in him, but still am physically and want to hang with someone else without fucking them?
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>>5599496
oh you
>>5599508
why u do dis?
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>>5599507
I'll dirty talk you right now sweetheart.
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why is /gaygen/ just /weakbaitcentral/

where are the qtbois
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>>5599507
>tfw he calls me a princess
>>
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/shaaaawing-lady-boners

Can you gaygen? Cause I could tb h
Straight women have shit taste
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>>5599516
Because you bottom boiz love this stuff.

See
>>5599521


>>5599519
I think were all just playingaround nobody is really trying to bait anyone.
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>>5599531

>buzzfeed

No thank you.
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>>5599268
>>5599295
True dat
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>>5599535
ok then idiot
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>>5599499
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>>5599295
Best husbando sim is actually bloodborne fuck off h8ers
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>>5599533
well not when its said by randos
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>tfw thought I was getting hit on by this dude at the store
>he actually just told me I looked like stuart from madtv
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>>5599531
godfrey gao is a major qt
a lot of them are cute but then im shocked at someone being placed really late when theyre not that attractive, relatively speaking
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>>5599536
pawn on the right
>>5599542
nah in this one you get to customize you and your companion :3
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>benedict cucumber is considered cute by so many people
>tfw i have a chance
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>he says penis size doesn't matter
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>>5599559
>tfw benedict is proof people are really attracted to status over physical appearance
>>
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>>5599554
Pretty cool. Would look better once you start getting nicer looking armor.

My Pawn
>>
Would you date someone with the same name as you? Because I wouldn't tbqh
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>>5599559
thats just bc hes a mind control alien
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>>5599582
I would because my name is super common, and people would call us M&M's
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>>5599564

That just means he's a top
>>
this song is GOAT
literally all slutty virgins know it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSOtIHUJbjk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCTqx5Xif6k

Does anybody like ICP here?
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>>5599582
No

follow up question, would you date someone with the same name as your Father?
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>>5599581
that was and old photo im like lvl 40 now
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>>5599582

Yeah why not

One of you can just be the short version of the name
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>>5599602
Yeah, as long as they looked nothing alike and I didn't have to call him it.
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>>5599602
Follow up question

Would I ever date another man when I am a man?

No because I am not a degenerate homosexual.
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>>5599582
>tfw no boyfriend twin with the same first name
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>>5599622
why do so many ppl only date mirrors?
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>>5599602
My father has a funny Italian name, so I don't have to worry about that.
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>>5599533
>2016
>forcing memes unironically
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tfw gabriel macht isn't your daddy
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>>5599641

Bc you think something's hot and you look in the mirror and you're like I wanna be hot too so you get hot in the same way
>>
>>5599641

purple mohawk
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>>5599644
It annoys people and that makes me laugh.
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>>5599603
Well of course. How far in the game? Just slayed the dragon and rescued my beloved.
>>
>>5599648
opposites are hotter tbqh
twins dating literally just begs for threesomes
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>>5599559
Batchofcum has all the right feats to make him attractive but his proportions and shit are all fucked up.

Pretty sure he's the first humanoid ayyylmaoan.
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>>5599653
but it doesn't annoy anyone it's just stupid and forced
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Why are guys so annoying? We take a pounding orally and anally all the time and the one time we want to play games y'all wanna fuck us up.
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>>5599667
>playing games

grow up
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>>5599641
if i could be my dream bf i would
wouldnt you?
>>
>>5599655
the duchess just betrayed my ass and made the guards throw me in the dungeon
>>
>>5599671
back to /r9k/ you go
>>
>>5599646
Is he the actor in >1st World White and Privileged People Problems: The Drama, that show on USA?
>>
>>5599672
no, i like chubby bearded guys, and i like being short and slim
>>
>>5599641
I'm attracted to people that are similar in a way to me
but I'm more attracted to cute androgynous twinks with blonde hair and blue eyes rather than an exact copy

>>5599612
Well what would you call your boyfriend then?
A different made up name?

>>5599643
My name is sort of common, but it's never been an issue
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>>5599681
is this your form of humor
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>>5599666
Triple and double dubs confirms it.
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>>5599666
double dubs trips get
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>>5599682
gross
are you sure you're not trans
>>
>>5599671
>>5599667

>tfw gave up videogames 50 days ago

its going quite well to be honest - im getting a lot more work/study done
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>>5599684
I'm not seeing you denying it, faggot.
>>
>>5599687
100% sure
>>
>>5599683
>what would you call your boyfriend then
Depends what he looks like and if he has any preferences to certain names. But yeah, made up usually.

If he demands to be called papi, that's when things get uber sketchy.
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>>5599681

tumblr pls go
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>tfw no bf that puts up with my autism

Every person I have ever been with says that I am too nuch too handle.
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>>5599694
Why would you use a made up name?
Say your Father is named Michael, and your boyfriend is also named Michael, would you refuse to use your boyfriend's name?
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>>5599697
>tumblr

[butthurt intensifies]
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>>5599693
ok weirdo

>>5599705
id just call him mike or mikey
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>>5599705
Yeah. I'd be like "this is mike... yeah just mike". If he has a name like my father's that really can't be shortened, I'd just refer to him as the boyfriend, and then in private refer to him as made up names.

It's not a huge deal honestly, some people get freaked out over it, but I don't mind. If he's someone who is also huge into daddy-son like roleplay, I'd hit the eject button.
>>
i saw like two people stuck with their cars in the snow, crashed once and slipped seven times and one car kind of slipped about dodging me on the road and just decided to come back home and feel like trash instead
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>>5599709
>butthurt
did you literally crawl out of 2006
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>>5599715
??
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>>5598721
Does aspergers count? Aspie reporting in.
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>>5599738
aspie only counts for bis t b q h
>>
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>>5599736
im trying v hard to cyberbully you please just accept it and be upset you're hurting my feelings
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>>5599752

can you cyberbully me instead, i feel like garbage right now
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You faggots are so fucking boring.

Literally nothing fun happens here unless I do it.

Jesus Christ how do you gus live such boring existences comfortably?

I am serious there is literally nothing fun about this place.
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>>5599752
Oohh ok then
How dare you call me a weirdo? I will have none of it sir, none of it i said
Was i convincing?
>>
>>5598801
I think his eyes are too much and look creepy.
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>>5599768
He actually moves like a robot too, it's great
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>>5599760

you say that but you havent even witnessed one of our math puzzle threads
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>>5599760
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>>5599755
no thanks

>>5599763
SIGH this isnt working
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>>5599745
Counts for what?
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>>5599779
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>>5599760
>I am serious
can u not
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>>5599782

>>5599782

>>5599782

>>5599782
>>5599782
>>5599782
>>5599782

>>5599782


New thread
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>>5599173
What am I looking at?
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>>5599469
>you can't refute science.

Sample size was 40 undergrads at a British university. Of course they've all cuddled each other - bunch of limey faggots.
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