Gay General: Perfect BF Edition

Which trip is you're perfect bf gg?

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>tinychat
I didn't know it was 2005 still

i never thought id say this but rn my perfect bf is someone pretty much like me

>into weightlifting
>into abstract maths
>has a sense of humour
>is moral
>is not hideous

I didnt think it would be that hard a list of requirements to satisfy, but im having trouble finding anyone - I only know like 4 gay guys in total.

Fuck you, hose me.

>>5593352
I don't care about qts, only dank memes tbqh

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>perfect bf

Short bulky red-pilled miserable guy that we can be miserable together and hate on things together

>>5593361
Irishanon <3

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>>5593374
amen to this
but also aggressive

>>5593361
i-irishanon

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YOU DON'T KNOW PAIN.

>>5593162
Super qt, he was just misunderstood.

>>5593365
You're kinda thick, Scarf and Shoes. You might just be ready for the pit.
Remember to put the lotion on your skin.

>>5593361
the canadian ones that don't want to be skinny women

>>5593365
Is the abstract maths really that important? I think you could find someone maybe if you shaved that away, maybe replaced it with being into STEM in general.

>>5593374
That won't work, you gotta find someone that balances your misery but is still interested in hearing about your redpill rants.

>>5593385

or else ill get the hose again?

>>5593361
irishanon/scarf + shoes/feelgood

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>>5593382
How could I forget

>>5593402
What does that even mean? And has my love for Irishanon become a meme now?

>>5593361
Calling Ann for bf. I know it's gonna hurt though. Emotionally. He's probably gonna hoe around or drop me after first time.

Otherwise, all the other trips seem extremely vain and arrogant in their choices.

>>5593374
>>5593382
>being attracted to insecurity
Yeesh.

>>5593374
>>5593382
>tfw no redneck gay bf to ride around in his pickup truck and look for faggots to terrorize and then plow his bp when you get home. ;_;

Help a fattie to lose weight.

I had some chicken broth but I am hungry already.

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>>5593365
>tfw into a math msc course
>tfw i hate all the guys that are in my classes

There are 2 gay guys, too, but they're chubbyfat nerds.

>>5593407
>insecurity
And you are not? I find that exceptionally hard to believe as everyone is insecure about one thing or another, don't delude yourself into otherwise.

>>5593361
it's an obvious choice, but irishanon.

>>5593407
>Ann will hurt me
not if you're versatile and pop his brown cherry. you'll have him totally addicted to get bred by you.

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>>5593400
No, I have much more satisfying ways to punish you.
Blunt force trauma, ice cubes in your butt, etc..

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>perfect bfs
The Frank to my Claire.

>>5593397

oh yeah I am down with physcists and engineers also. but I find that most people who like science but not maths arent really serious about it, and they are no fun to talk to.

but basically I just love puzzles and teaching other people things (and being taught in return).

>>5593402

y-you too

>>5593413

liamrosen.com/fitness.html

Homebrew tips:
>put an X on your eating hand in marker so that when you reach for food you see it and reconsider
>drink DIET lemonade (not real lemonade) to dispel hunger pangs
>cut out ALL other kinds of fizzy drinks, they make you hungrier
>eat salads to fill you up without taking in loads of calories

>>5593422

>ice cubes in your butt

i-is this a thing?

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>>5593382
>Aggressive
Do you want your redpill boyfriend to dominate you? I think it'd be cuter if you had an aggressive dom boyfriend who was more liberal and shut up your man-rants by giving you dick. He could show you that despite your world views, he's a bastion of manliness by reminding you of your place.

That sounds pretty cute and hot, desu.

>>5593417
I'm not attracted to insecurity. Vulnerability would be something I'm looking for.

Showing vulnerability is different from being insecure though.

>>5593420
I'm try so hard but I just can't picture that. I'd want to make sweet sweet love to him, not ravage him all around. But I think he'd get bored and walk out on me sooner than later.

>>5593430
>>ice cubes in your butt
>i-is this a thing?

Yes, unfortunately

>>5593422
ice cubes in the butt are actually kinda fun tbqh. just be sure to sit on the toilet when you jerk off b/c they usually come flying out when you cum.

>>5593429
>tfw no Siegfried to my Roy, no Roy to my Chip, no Chip to my Dale

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>Mfw i don't feel any emotions anymore

>>5593433
you do know this guy has a vagina right?

Let it be officially known. Gay men actually enjoy real pussy.

>>5593361
gotta say, irishanon is like my dream guy.

>>5593437

I had a guy try that on me a single, solitary, incredibly unsatisfying time.

>>5593437
>unfortunately
you don't know whats fun

>>5593433
Personally, politics don't really play into it in such a narrow sense. What you're describing also fulfills my desires. He just has to be passionate about his views, and that passion sometimes translates into sexual aggression.

At least passionate enough to have the ability to throw around a 6' bottom that isn't naturally fem tbqh

>>5593444
There has to be some bar where this is a liable livelihood. I bet it's Japanese.

>>5593439
I...kinda want to try it next time. But it feels like something you'd do for dom/sub play too. Shove icecubes down your bitchsluts ass and bully them while they're freezing down there. Then you offer to warm it up with your dick.


...Maybe I need to take a break from submissive play...

>>5593445
Where does this armada of guys who like irishanon come from.

A couple weeks ago there was an entire thread talking about how ridiculous he is. And why is Circe back.

Why did my status quo get rekt.

>>5593439
I've only ever popped an ice cube in my mouth and then once my mouth was cold enough, blown a guy who was already rock hard. Never thought to use the cubes as anal play

>>5593443
>tfw you realize life is entirely a farse and a quick death is all you can hope for

>>5593456
>Then you offer to warm it
they melt pretty quickly, so you don't have much time before it's just water.

>>5593361
i want irishanon to cum inside of me desu

>>5593457

Nothing stays the same, anon.
Everything in life changes.

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>>5593430
Yes. I've seen them do it on a Sean Cody video, one of the most vanilla porn sites ever.
They were squealing like little girls.

>>5593439
Dry ice might be more appropriate.
I really want to torture Scarf and Shoes, he's not even attractive to me, there's just something him..

>>5593461
Ted Bundy said that he didn't realize he was alive before his first kill! Might be something to think about.

>>5593448
I'm sorry, my asshole is sensitive.

>>5593463
I sincerely believe that the dude smells like old clothes and sour apples.

>>5593475
our telling that anon to kill people?

>>5593475
I don't want to hurt anyone anon. I'd rather die myself than cause harm.

>>5593457
Liking Irishanon is just a meme.

>>5593439
My bp just cringed, thanks for that.

>>5593480
yes i am drunk ;~;

>>5593475
Ted Bundy was also a psychopath. Why would you think that a murderer has some arcane connection to the human experience?

I sincerely think anyone who perpetuates the myth that insane people have any validity in any of their claims are ungrounded and need some stability in their life.

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>>5593486
>Liking Irishanon is just a meme
Does that mean I'm just a meme? I love him

>perfect bfs into psychopaths
gr8 job familia

>>5593481
Ted Bundy said that he could spot a victim by the way they carried themselves. He knew which people would not be missed right away by studying their body language for days, sometimes weeks.

>>5593430
>liamrosen.com/fitness.html
Thanks

>>5593494
PURGE THE BOARD

THE MEME HAS BECOME SELF-AWARE.

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>>5593457
Liking irishanon is literally a meme and Circe is back because she's a masochist.

Ay, /gg/. What shanty ya listenin' to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAO7gG6GtbM

>>5593500
I told you I don't want to hurt anyone!

>>5593480
fuck off tranny before ill slice you up myself

>>5593506

What do you call those types of shorts?

>>5593506
I wasn't here for quite a while. Seems I missed the birth of this terrible terrible meme.

>>5593514
booty shorts tbqh

>>5593514
Gay.

>>5593476
that's why you push it all the way in, past your asshole.

>>5593493
Ted Bundy is a part of clear cut americana. Like warm apple pie or rock n roll. You won't find much wisdom in love me tender, but it's an interesting look at a culture that is void of mythology and had to suck up novelty in order to survive.

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>>5593514
Jorts.

>>5593494
You're in love with a super senior on a Laotian sand painting website. Reconsider where your life is going.

>>5593506
Messy house, 0/10.

>>5593507
http://youtu.be/ttO6NKSC88c

>>5593500
>He knew which people would not be missed right away
tfw one of those people

>>5593507
Is it bad that I actually think he makes good music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLx11xq6X7Q

>>5593512
If you're going down you gotta make sure you have a posse of assholes with you. The long desert walk might be lonelier than you think without the company of dead souls.

>>5593489
Shit booger. You really do need a daddy bf to keep you on the straight and narrow. You should rethink your aversion to Ann

>>5593514

Nevernudes

>>5593530
>You're in love with a super senior on a Laotian sand painting website. Reconsider where your life is going.
When you put it like that.

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>>5593506
>tfw no k husbando to take me to the range
>tfw no k husbando to roleplay rape scenarios where he freaks out halfway through because he forgot about trigger discipline for a second

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>>5593542
Thanks for the tiny fleeting speck of humour, anon

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>>5593539
Yes, fukboi.

He should also stop copying other designers' clothes' collections

yo boogie holla at a nigga

>>5593537
His modus operandi was to prey on those so caught up in their own thoughts they couldn't just say no when a man in a cast asked for help. Imagine yourself so lonely that a stranger that seems in peril tickles your fancy just because no one has asked for your participation for ages, you abandon any sense of danger because the minimum amount of human contact gives you meaning.

>>5593563
Yes, his choice of clothing really just makes the music sound dull and boring.

Your argument is gay, and you're a faggot.

He has an armada of producers and writers, and although it's not art, it's p enjoyable to listen to imo.

>still calling people fukboi in the current year

>>5593541
ann is too nice. like honestly i don't want to be the fritz to his eddie. he deserves someone with like morals and ambitions.

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>>5593573
fukboi is timeless, try harder fukboi

>>5593521
That answers none of my questions. You are somehow glorifying Ted Bundy.

>>5593500
Wow, he drew logical conclusions about humans after observing them for weeks on end? What a genius mastermind. Nobody has ever done that in the history of ever.

>>5593592
>the pic
>the spelling

Cringe.

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>>5593599
try harder fugboy

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>>5593573
He can't design for the life of his.
He's Ke$ha tier as a musician.

Even people like Arca make better music than Kanye, fuccboi.

>>5593535
I just listened to 5 minutes of background music. Are you the guy who also linked Roedelius a couple months ago?

>>5593612
No. I haven't been on here that long

>>5593607
>>5593609
His clothes really just give his music that terrible terrible tune.

What a vvucbboee

>>5593586
ann is a cringey annoying dweeb with a crooked dick.

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>>5593592
That forehead is shooped, right?

>>5593623
upward or sideways?

if the latter
T R A S H

>>5593594
I'm not glorifying anything, but if you ignore what Bundy taught us and changed... You are the person missing out. Stand tall my dear mannequin.

>>5593623
>ann is a meme meme meme with a meme meme

>>5593618
Try it, I think you'll dig.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plw4WL6pNRg

>>5593623
i'm a cringey annoying weeb with a crooked gender.
it's a match made in heaven

>>5593626
Not shopped, but doesn't matter she goes in for surgery like every other month

>>5593507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk4fJSEUhUM

>>5593631
Sure dude. The manipulating serial killer with a mind for how to kill who masturbated all over his victims taught the world so much.

>>5593637
That is the non-drag equivalent of drag.

>>5593647
Profiling wouldn't exist without someone like Bundy

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>>5593507
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxcKL799XVg

Swedish pop trash, but it's a qt video.
A faget is getting beaten to death by a closet faget.

>>5593634
post ass pussy

>>5593569
>Imagine yourself so lonely that a stranger that seems in peril tickles your fancy just because no one has asked for your participation for ages, you abandon any sense of danger because the minimum amount of human contact gives you meaning.
wow i can relate this so well
murdered by a ted bundy copycat when?

>>5593654
A true American hero he was. Profiling, the greatest modern achievement known to man. All thanks to a serial killer who cummed after killing. A mastermind of his time.

>>5593652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJYGddE0vHc

Yeah pretty much

>>5593623
No bully Ann when he isn't here to defend himself. Besides, his dick being crooked isn't a problem, it's the lingering taint of vagina juice.

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>>5593444
Tripppppzzzz

I'd fuck a vag on a dude like this. Might not eat it out but I'd fuck it. No mtf though. I'm into dudes and masculinity. Some qt tomboy skatebians make me question things.

Won't work though as ltr unless it was real love but I might cheat because a dick in my butt sounds like more fun.

>>5593667
Just stop separating your body and your mind. You don't have a body you are a body. Rise up and shape your life to your desire.

>into dudes and masculinity
>no ftms who go in for dick surgery

oh well

>>5593655
That music. Swedish pop trash indeed.

>>5593675
kpop best pop.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1oTSAhdzNQ

>>5593685

Dick surgery is hella unrefined, isn't it?

>>5593676
don't hate son, vagina juice makes good lube when fucking pussies. Even gay men can't deny how good that feels on their dick.

Just ask this guy:
>>5593678

>>5593669
He even went back and put newly stolen clothes and makeup on his victims. If you can't grasp the importance of profiling on society you probably should stay off the internet because you're being profiled right now

>>5593692
But pop is still crap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90VRhT7TIrE

>>5593632
Thanks anon that was a pretty good song. It even cheered me up a bit.

>>5593692
I'd like it if Hoya could ravage my bp and then claim no homo, that would be gr8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs8QGv2VqJA

>>5593698
Yes sir. All those who don't appreciate Ted Bundy should be cut off the internet for good :^)

>shit time at the gym
>Nothing worth living for

>>5593407
Thanks bb. I'm not the hoeing around type.
>>5593420
Kek
>>5593586
>too nice
Too true. I just can't bring myself to be a dick, to people I like. I've def stuck things out long after a sane person would have jumped ship.
>>5593623
lol, Can't argue with that.

>>5593680
don't know how to be honestly familiar

>>5593396

Isn't that all of us? Canada is pure masc4masc

>>5593717
Fight me in real life faggy

>>5593720
Just do it

>>5593708
What's wrong tho?

>>5593719
Aaaaahnn ~

I'm sort of a hypocrite. I just don't think I could hold you for long enough. You'd get bored and have an affair on the side at some point. Insecure like that.

Gaygen, I made an IRL friend kind of I feel excited

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>>5593688
It's good gay dance club music though.

>>5593712
>tfw no qt azn boyfriendo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0iPB_JyS5g

>>5593726
Ted Bundy was a humongous autistic faggot. He would have fit on this site splendidly.

>>5593730
I don't go to those.

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How many pullups can you do?

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I've had Love Is a Battlefield stuck in my head since Best Hitler posted that fucking Vocaroo.

>>5593729
I don't have any of those.

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>>5593730
yugyeom and jb could get it tbqh

Lead from nflying is also top tier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ThRqfe8Igs

>>5593728
Just feel really depressed about the situation I'm in.

>>5593739

It's Slut Boi
We just talked a whole bunch on skype
He's cool and also a cutie chub with really really pretty eyes

>>5593737
Lol that pic is great

Wide grip, 8
Parallel grip, 15+,

>>5593733
You're right there. If there was something like 4chan he probably would've just spent his days jacking off being a neet. Now fuck my bunghole.

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That's Our Ted!

a brand new sitcom from the producers of Modern Family and iCarly is going to torture you to death, only on Fox *cue laughtrack*

>>5593737

lemme have a go

brb

>>5593733
>I don't go to those.

Why not?
They're really fun, if you're into dancing.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vxOLW6b6Lw

>>5593696
Contact is contact but psychologically, I need a dude to feel like I got off and didn't masturbate. Otherwise it's just release

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>>5593753
>cutie chub
Oxymoron.
Does he live near you, or something?
I might make an effort to spend time with people outside of uni this year.
Or not.

>>5593676
>tfw not pure taintless gold star homo
>>5593728
I don't think I'm even capable of cheating. I've been cheated on to many times for that.

>>5593721
all canadians are bottoms

prove me wrong, go fuck a daddy right now

>>5593757
He looks a lot like Jon Dough. The closest friends of Jon said that Cum in my mouth and I'll spit it back in yours was the straw that broke his manic depression. He had fucked his life so much there was no life out of porn but he was so old he was bound to do fetish shit from that point on.

>>5593737
I can usually get about 4 with some really shitty form on the last one. I'm weak.

>>5593765

Oh, yeah!
I recognized like the look of his outside when I asked him to post what his snow was like and we're like an hour and a half from one another

Also I'm into chubby guys, okay, I <3 bears and cubs

>>5593752
What's the situation, mang?

>>5593762
They freak me the fuck out. Clubs in general do. I'd rather sit in a bar and drink till I black out.

>>5593766
Aww, damn. Sucks to hear : / I don't think I'm capable of cheating either. I like feeling morally superior to others too much.

The only thing that's standing between us is the Atlantic Ocean babyyyyyyy

>>5593721
>canada is pure masc4masc
nah, canada is pure fem4fem with some average dudes on the side who wind up just settling down with a woman t b q h

>>5593766
>I don't think I'm even capable of cheating.
You're capable, you just won't. This bp 2 gud

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>>5593737
>>5593760

6, barely

I used to be able to do 8 but I guess ive put on a bit of bulk over christmas

>>5593784
Just a thought, but maybe Canada is not pure masc4masc or fem4fem. Just thinking.

>>5593789
Just a thought, but you take shit too seriously

>>5593766
Guys are pretty much assholes. This we know.

But yeah, same. I've been cheated on a couple of times also.

>>5593774

Y-Yes sir

>>5593784

Literally could not be more wrong

>>5593788

Booty so hungry it even eats your sweatpants

>>5593794
Ya really got me there

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>>5593779
>Also I'm into chubby guys
You're into everything.

>>5593788
>6
Shameful.

>>5593788
You need a haircut scarf and shoes.

>>5593507
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpSUw2RKOhM

>>5593781
Where you at anon? Uk?

>>5593784
>This bp 2 gud
Post it bb.

>>5593797

>Booty so hungry it even eats your sweatpants

I don't know why i found that so funny, choking on my wine

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>>5593775
holy shit he looks different in every pic

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>>5593797

youve gotta contract your glutes to keep your lower back stable so you arent cheating with momentum

see image

>>5593810

yeah
im inadvertently cultivating a supersaiyan/mad scientist look at the moment, ive jsut been too busy to take care of it

>>5593797
>Literally could not be more wrong
I'm literally right, I mastered in dick dynamics these past 8 years at UfT

>>5593811
The great yermania that's being overrun by skinheads, muslims and a bunch of other people that want to end the gay.

You're in America, right?

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IT JUST KEEPS CHANGING

>pick your husbando gaygen

>>5593819
Pic 2 and 3 is when he looks most like Jon Dough.

>>5593811
>Post it
I don't take any nudes unless I'm dating someone tbqh, I'm such a traditionalist :^)

>>5593781
Flunked out of uni, living with parents, not out, I've been talking to a guy online but I'm not sure if I could handle a long distance relationship, terrible job. It's a long list of shit that makes up my life

>>5593831
>don't take nudes

fatass wannabe twink detected.

>>5593797
>Y-Yes sir

fem confirmed LOL

>>5593809

I'm not into femmes.
Or skinny guys.
Unless we're friends.
If I really like someone [spoiler]like you <3[/spoiler] then that supersedes physical attraction.

>>5593830
>Jon dough
Sure you don't mean John Doe

>>5593828
>America
Pretty much the exact center.

>>5593831
I'll settle for mostly nudes. lol

>>5593839
Don't bully senpai

>>5593835
Just finished eating an entire box of cookies tbqh you're onto something

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HRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>5593822

Yeah but I mean sweatpants are p loose so unless you got a hungry booty it wouldn't be getting eaten

>>5593824

Yeah well I'm doing a masters in masconomics

>>5593842
No. The porn actor Jon Dough. He hung himself.

>>5593845

Ann, have you found my tumblr, yet

>>5593850
Yeah but I bet you're doing those masters at Ryerson, literally femcentral

>>5593839

There's nothing more masc than saying yes sir when it comes to daddies desu

>>5593848

hot

>>5593850
Hey senpai,did you know there's 20 letters in the alphabet?

>>5593865

lame pickup line in 3...

>>5593869

exactly my thoughts, lol

>>5593788
Good job m8.

I'm just now doing 6x5. I can't get my lats to grow for shit.

>>5593851
>He hung himself.
Don't you mean hanged himself

>>5593848
Those poor jeans, that looks just awful.

>>5593847
What kind of cookies? This is important.

>>5593833
Wow, aren't you me. Except for the guy. I wish you the best of luck. I also kinda like my job. Or rather, it could be a lot worse.

What were you studying in Uni though?

>>5593845
I may only swoon. Which state though?

>>5593865

No I didn't please tell me more

>>5593873
I'm drunk forgive my shitty English at the moment

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>>5593848
ayy i posted that on fit.

>>5593852
Can't say as I've looked for it.

>>5593879
oh I forgot u r a q t :)

>>5593886

youre still missing one

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>>5593886

o-oh

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>>5593877
>what kind

>>5593884

Cutie!

>>5593885

er what

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>>5593886
>bungling a bad pick up line
Anon...

>>5593896
Acceptable tier. Not thin mints, but still bingeable.

>>5593878
Electronic engineering. The job is nice but all I'm doing is washing dishes all day

>>5593812
>>5593812
>wine
what kind of NC redneck are you? embrace you roots; drink wiskey or beer.

>>5593898

it means he hasnt tried to look for it yet

its an idiom

i just got back from my date anons, im really happy right now

>>5593883
Don't worry. I'm just being a cunt to people to try and make myself feel better. But the way you've responded has made me really in just being a wanker

>>5593819
dem eyes tho. Them beady, crazy ass, serial killer eyes -much like Charlie Manson.

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>>5593907
>beer

Carbs are not A E S T H E T I C

>>5593914
Yeah, take some wank management classes bruv

>>5593878
Illinois.
>>5593898
>er what
Wot? You asked the question.

>>5593892
>>5593901
oh i forgot one!

>>5593893
you'll get the D later ;)

>>5593913
Tell us all about it faggot, were you on fleek?

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I D E A L
D
E
A
L

>>5593922
You're welcome.

>>5593920
What?

>>5593907

Uh, do you know what i look like
wiskey would put me on my ass too quick to enjoy it
.. and also beer makes me gassy and I like feeling able to take a dick when I'm getting tipsy even if it's not gonna happen

>>5593910

Oh.
..
>:

>>5593919

Why do you have to tease me with thwta I can't have, anon

>>5593921

No, uh, I just didn't understand, nvm

>>5593914
I never worry. Wank my cock wanker

>>5593932
who?

>>5593922

Is D for daddy?

>>5593928
looks like sp

>>5593940
Where?

>>5593943
D is for depression.

>>5593948

But that's here already

>>5593943
D is for Dick you sillypai.

>>5593943
>>5593948
>tfw daddy is depressed im more masc than him

>>5593906
I just did English. But good on you.

>>5593921
You dry motherfucker. Never been to Illinois. Is it known for anything? Like how Cali is extremely gay and New York is full of robotic millennials.

>>5593937
Only if you have a beard

>>5593952
More Depression.

>>5593919
wine isn't full of sugar?
esp. the kind circe probably drinks (fortified with a screw off top)

>>5593377
>>5593384
>>5593402
>>5593419
>>5593445
This meme
Gold
>>5593913
wait a day or two, it'll go

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>>5593946
He looks nothing like SP. You're blind.

>>5593956
It's known for being flat. And Corn. That's about it. lol

We've got Chicago too, if you like deep fried things.

>>5593965
do you have an alert set for when people mention SP online

>>5593954

But that's lewd

>>5593955

Post maschole

>>5593960

I only drink merlot and cabernet sauvignon

>>5593927
we went to a bar he knows but there was like football match(europe) on the bar tv but it was too loud to speak and we went to his house, he brought a bottle of wine and we drank it while watching vikings and then we kissed a little

>>5593962
>wait a day or two, it'll go
Adding to the depression of this thread, Irishanon?

>>5593948
D is for disease.
He'll poz you up as soon as he gets the chance.

>>5593956
>But good on you
For what. All I did was disappoint my dad

>>5593976
This is cute, anon. Good luck, don't get pregnant!

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>>5593972
I'll only post maschole if you eat ass tbqh

>>5593979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yC7HwPh6Es

>>5593992
i wouldnt want to ruin my figure

Gaygen why are bushy eyebrows so cute

>>5593997

Of course

>>5593988
Engineering is tough and requires some knowledge. English is just whatever, pretty much. And the professors are so stuck up and self-important.

>>5593977
It only seems right

>>5593997
I've eaten ass before but I only like it when the holes are shaved. I don't like putting my tongue on hair.

>>5593957
I do have a beard. But it's blonde

If I put on a construction hat, does that make me a construction slut?

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>>5594009
>>5593965

Who is the more fem canadian, senpai or SP?
http://strawpoll.me/6612781

>>5594013
I was doing a foundation course so it was basically secondary school electronics

>>5594030

how 2 get a chest like that?

>>5594030
Fempai

>>5594018
<3

>>5594030
Fempai hands down

FP is very close though so this decision was the toughest I've had to face

>>5593962
why such a downer?

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>>5593971
No I just randomly look at the thread every 30 minutes or so when ever I take a break from doing other things.

>>5594032
I have no idea what you just said. I'd kiss you to shut you up, but there's a screen between us.

Have another song instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcPYrPRpPTY

>>5594049
>tfw jupp doesn't lift anymore since he met sp
>tfw jupp will never be musclebear mode

:(

>>5594024
Blonde beard is cute.

>>5594009
They better be cute or I'm screwed.

>>5594050
A foundation course is a beginners course in the subject. And secondary school is the British equivalent of high school

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>>5594009

>>5594044
Love is a sham

>>5594066
what's a sham
is that an irish thing

Some guy pissed with an open stall right next to me. Straight guys are weird.

>>5594049

god liam neeson was my first real crush
hnng that voice

>>5594023
> I don't like putting my tongue on hair.

Pussy.

>>5594066
that's only for gays. it's not a sham if you're straight and bi

>>5594072
this doesn't make sense

>>5594076
>breeders
>sluts
they don't even know what love is

>>5594064
Then I wouldn't kiss you. I don't want to go to jail. But ayy, chin up man. Things will get better.

>>5594069
It's slang for fake over here

>>5594075
I don't like putting my tongue on hairy pussy either

>>5594096
literally a prissy bitch
just stick to sucking hairless rodents

>>5594085
What doesn't make sense?

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>>5594054

>>5594095
I always thought sham was an Americanism

>>5594069
Like a big lie or scam

>>5594072
what you posted
>"Some guy pissed with an open stall right next to me"

>>5594107
No, it's northern English

>>5594124
it's used in America quite a bit too.

>>5594119
What's a scam, is that like an anon thing?

>>5594029
Yes, post bp

>>5594131
It's a potato thing
You wouldn't understand

>>5594120
How does that not make sense? The gents room is small, have one urinal and one toilet. It's empty, I use the urinal, he comes in uses the toilet but pisses with the door open.

>>5594132
I refuse to post my bp to a bunch of anons
send me your SSN's first

drank too quickly, blurgh </3

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>>5594076
kids are love extinguishers

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>>5594119
A sham, hoax, scam, scheme, racket, trick, bamboozle, joke, ruse, ploy.

>>5594135
kill yourself

>>5594135
sorry I can't read your mind when you make posts anon. This post actually made sense. If he was just taking a piss what dif. does it make it the door is open or closed, his back is to you

>>5594127
Yeah but it developed in northern England in around the 17th century

>>5594076
Eros only by masc4masc. The Greeks knew what they were talking about. Most breeders divorce. They'll marry because they were sluts and got pregnant.

big bed but no Irishanon to share it with

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>>5594054
Bottoms are just like women when they get married.
They fatten up and become hambeasts.

>>5594148
No,he stood 2 feet away from me. The toilet has its own door that you can lock. We basically stood almost shoulder to shoulder. People usually lock the door

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>>5594072
Does it matter? whether it's a urinal next to a urinal the guy is pissing. Now if he took a shit with the door wide open that's a little odd. He's pissing without shutting the door why is that weird compared to a urinal? I don't think it has anything to do with sexuality either.

>>5594158
stop this fucking meme right this fucking second. this meme has gone on for way too fucking long and it is disrupting the entirety of this fucking community. you are tearing apart families you fucking meme dip. just stop it before it winds up hurting your meme mother too.

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>>5594146
That gentleman is too fat.

>>5594147
You do it for me, ok?

>>5594152
>*Most modern breeders divorce
ftfy.
They have started to divorce more because they've started to mimic the gay hookup culture more

>>5594139
K.

666-69-6666
Satan wants that bp. GET TO IT f-fag

>>5594166
Shut up, you're not my meme dad. I hate you

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>>5594163
>me
>bottom
HA!

>>5594178
Why are you laughing at your role?

>>5594164
unless it's some weird bathroom configuration that you aren't explaining well, you would be "basically" shoulder to shoulder whether the door was shut or open

>>5594173
Nah, prior if they divorced they would be raped/killed/etc. Now though, with the freedom to do what they want, breeders divorce as they realize they have absolutely zero idea what love actually is.

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>>5594072

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>>5594178
All manlets are bottoms, no need to lie gaygen is a safe space.

I am seriously tired of gaygen, of you guys and your uninteresting, hollow chattering.
I think I need to leave to leave this place and never come back.

But what would I do? I have no friends, studying bores the crap out of me and I am depressed. Oh well.

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>>5594182
A role enforced by you through hearsay.

Nice try faggotron.

>>5594183
I can't draw you a diagram right now rain man, just trust my word when I say it was weird etiquette.

>>5594197
A role manlet bottoms such as yourselves enjoy. That's just reality.

>>5594197
>>5594190

>tfw sp will never pee on jupp
;_;

>>5594197
Why aren't you a bottom then? It's fun

>>5594165
What I hate are the bathrooms that are really small but have a sink, urinal, and toilet and they put the urinal RIGHT next to the sink with just a small divider. It's like you are almost cheek to cheek with the dude taking a piss while you are washing your hands. Panera Bread restaurants come to mind.

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guess who it is

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>>5594209
>Panera Bread
how hipster faggy of you

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>>5594205
Napoleon complex.
He's 5'1.

>>5594198
You obsess over ppl to closing stall doors who are just taking a piss, and I'm supposed to be the autist. Okaaaay.

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>>5594221
>5'1

>>5594210
senpai?

>>5594219
Where else am I going to update my tumblr blog from?

>>5594194
QQ more gayboi
(love you)

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>>5594210

>>5594235

what

does senpai seem smart enough to be standing in front of a blackboard?

>>5594210
We get it, you love irishanon

>>5594251

no its not carl sagan

close though

>>5594254

no. see >>5594252

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>>5594210
Sorta looks like Judd Hirsch

>>5594252
They have basket weaving classes on uni. I'm sure they can have classes on being a canadian fuccboi.

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>>5594259
>>5594254
>>5594251
>>5594235

heres a clue:

He won a Nobel Prize

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>>5594268
figured it out

>>5594254
He's not the one who loves Irishanon

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>>5594268
Alan Alda?

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Another hint: he is deceased.

>>5594275

Did Alda win a nobel prize?

anyway its not him

>>5594270

hair checks out