>"So anon, I like guys who are kinda thick but you should probably use a whole lot more lotion. If we were boyfriends, I'd probably make you moisturize more. Just sayin."
Which is it /gaygen/? The lotion or the hose?
Also post perfect bfs.
i never thought id say this but rn my perfect bf is someone pretty much like me
>into abstract maths
>has a sense of humour
>is not hideous
I didnt think it would be that hard a list of requirements to satisfy, but im having trouble finding anyone - I only know like 4 gay guys in total.
Short bulky red-pilled miserable guy that we can be miserable together and hate on things together
>tfw into a math msc course
>tfw i hate all the guys that are in my classes
There are 2 gay guys, too, but they're chubbyfat nerds.
No, I have much more satisfying ways to punish you.
Blunt force trauma, ice cubes in your butt, etc..
oh yeah I am down with physcists and engineers also. but I find that most people who like science but not maths arent really serious about it, and they are no fun to talk to.
but basically I just love puzzles and teaching other people things (and being taught in return).
>put an X on your eating hand in marker so that when you reach for food you see it and reconsider
>drink DIET lemonade (not real lemonade) to dispel hunger pangs
>cut out ALL other kinds of fizzy drinks, they make you hungrier
>eat salads to fill you up without taking in loads of calories
>ice cubes in your butt
i-is this a thing?
Do you want your redpill boyfriend to dominate you? I think it'd be cuter if you had an aggressive dom boyfriend who was more liberal and shut up your man-rants by giving you dick. He could show you that despite your world views, he's a bastion of manliness by reminding you of your place.
That sounds pretty cute and hot, desu.
I'm not attracted to insecurity. Vulnerability would be something I'm looking for.
Showing vulnerability is different from being insecure though.
I'm try so hard but I just can't picture that. I'd want to make sweet sweet love to him, not ravage him all around. But I think he'd get bored and walk out on me sooner than later.
Personally, politics don't really play into it in such a narrow sense. What you're describing also fulfills my desires. He just has to be passionate about his views, and that passion sometimes translates into sexual aggression.
At least passionate enough to have the ability to throw around a 6' bottom that isn't naturally fem tbqh
I...kinda want to try it next time. But it feels like something you'd do for dom/sub play too. Shove icecubes down your bitchsluts ass and bully them while they're freezing down there. Then you offer to warm it up with your dick.
...Maybe I need to take a break from submissive play...
Where does this armada of guys who like irishanon come from.
A couple weeks ago there was an entire thread talking about how ridiculous he is. And why is Circe back.
Why did my status quo get rekt.
Ted Bundy was also a psychopath. Why would you think that a murderer has some arcane connection to the human experience?
I sincerely think anyone who perpetuates the myth that insane people have any validity in any of their claims are ungrounded and need some stability in their life.
>Liking Irishanon is just a meme
Does that mean I'm just a meme? I love him
Ted Bundy said that he could spot a victim by the way they carried themselves. He knew which people would not be missed right away by studying their body language for days, sometimes weeks.
Liking irishanon is literally a meme and Circe is back because she's a masochist.
Ted Bundy is a part of clear cut americana. Like warm apple pie or rock n roll. You won't find much wisdom in love me tender, but it's an interesting look at a culture that is void of mythology and had to suck up novelty in order to survive.
>tfw no k husbando to take me to the range
>tfw no k husbando to roleplay rape scenarios where he freaks out halfway through because he forgot about trigger discipline for a second
He should also stop copying other designers' clothes' collections
His modus operandi was to prey on those so caught up in their own thoughts they couldn't just say no when a man in a cast asked for help. Imagine yourself so lonely that a stranger that seems in peril tickles your fancy just because no one has asked for your participation for ages, you abandon any sense of danger because the minimum amount of human contact gives you meaning.
Yes, his choice of clothing really just makes the music sound dull and boring.
Your argument is gay, and you're a faggot.
He has an armada of producers and writers, and although it's not art, it's p enjoyable to listen to imo.
>still calling people fukboi in the current year
He can't design for the life of his.
He's Ke$ha tier as a musician.
Even people like Arca make better music than Kanye, fuccboi.
That forehead is shooped, right?
Swedish pop trash, but it's a qt video.
A faget is getting beaten to death by a closet faget.
>Imagine yourself so lonely that a stranger that seems in peril tickles your fancy just because no one has asked for your participation for ages, you abandon any sense of danger because the minimum amount of human contact gives you meaning.
wow i can relate this so well
murdered by a ted bundy copycat when?
I'd fuck a vag on a dude like this. Might not eat it out but I'd fuck it. No mtf though. I'm into dudes and masculinity. Some qt tomboy skatebians make me question things.
Won't work though as ltr unless it was real love but I might cheat because a dick in my butt sounds like more fun.
He even went back and put newly stolen clothes and makeup on his victims. If you can't grasp the importance of profiling on society you probably should stay off the internet because you're being profiled right now
>shit time at the gym
>Nothing worth living for
Thanks bb. I'm not the hoeing around type.
Too true. I just can't bring myself to be a dick, to people I like. I've def stuck things out long after a sane person would have jumped ship.
lol, Can't argue with that.
How many pullups can you do?
I've had Love Is a Battlefield stuck in my head since Best Hitler posted that fucking Vocaroo.
I don't have any of those.
yugyeom and jb could get it tbqh
Lead from nflying is also top tier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ThRqfe8Igs
That's Our Ted!
a brand new sitcom from the producers of Modern Family and iCarly is going to torture you to death, only on Fox *cue laughtrack*
Does he live near you, or something?
I might make an effort to spend time with people outside of uni this year.
He looks a lot like Jon Dough. The closest friends of Jon said that Cum in my mouth and I'll spit it back in yours was the straw that broke his manic depression. He had fucked his life so much there was no life out of porn but he was so old he was bound to do fetish shit from that point on.
I recognized like the look of his outside when I asked him to post what his snow was like and we're like an hour and a half from one another
Also I'm into chubby guys, okay, I <3 bears and cubs
What's the situation, mang?
They freak me the fuck out. Clubs in general do. I'd rather sit in a bar and drink till I black out.
Aww, damn. Sucks to hear : / I don't think I'm capable of cheating either. I like feeling morally superior to others too much.
The only thing that's standing between us is the Atlantic Ocean babyyyyyyy
Flunked out of uni, living with parents, not out, I've been talking to a guy online but I'm not sure if I could handle a long distance relationship, terrible job. It's a long list of shit that makes up my life
Uh, do you know what i look like
wiskey would put me on my ass too quick to enjoy it
.. and also beer makes me gassy and I like feeling able to take a dick when I'm getting tipsy even if it's not gonna happen
Why do you have to tease me with thwta I can't have, anon
No, uh, I just didn't understand, nvm
we went to a bar he knows but there was like football match(europe) on the bar tv but it was too loud to speak and we went to his house, he brought a bottle of wine and we drank it while watching vikings and then we kissed a little
No I just randomly look at the thread every 30 minutes or so when ever I take a break from doing other things.
A sham, hoax, scam, scheme, racket, trick, bamboozle, joke, ruse, ploy.
sorry I can't read your mind when you make posts anon. This post actually made sense. If he was just taking a piss what dif. does it make it the door is open or closed, his back is to you
Bottoms are just like women when they get married.
They fatten up and become hambeasts.
Does it matter? whether it's a urinal next to a urinal the guy is pissing. Now if he took a shit with the door wide open that's a little odd. He's pissing without shutting the door why is that weird compared to a urinal? I don't think it has anything to do with sexuality either.
stop this fucking meme right this fucking second. this meme has gone on for way too fucking long and it is disrupting the entirety of this fucking community. you are tearing apart families you fucking meme dip. just stop it before it winds up hurting your meme mother too.
That gentleman is too fat.
Nah, prior if they divorced they would be raped/killed/etc. Now though, with the freedom to do what they want, breeders divorce as they realize they have absolutely zero idea what love actually is.
All manlets are bottoms, no need to lie gaygen is a safe space.
I am seriously tired of gaygen, of you guys and your uninteresting, hollow chattering.
I think I need to leave to leave this place and never come back.
But what would I do? I have no friends, studying bores the crap out of me and I am depressed. Oh well.
A role enforced by you through hearsay.
Nice try faggotron.
What I hate are the bathrooms that are really small but have a sink, urinal, and toilet and they put the urinal RIGHT next to the sink with just a small divider. It's like you are almost cheek to cheek with the dude taking a piss while you are washing your hands. Panera Bread restaurants come to mind.
Even Obama won a Nobel Prize. It means nothing and hasn't meant anything important for years.