why aren't you beefy yet?
>tfw trying to bulk and get beefy
>just looking more chubby to be honest
I'm loving the idea that gaygen is posting more and more about muscle. The topic has always been present, but it seems to dominate a lot of discussion nowadays.
>talks about aesthetics
>posts that pic
You're a fool
>why aren't you beefy yet?
my ass still hurts from having pulled a muscle
fuck recovery, this sucks so much
Wanting to see women being degraded is perfectly healthy and natural
but I'll get there... one day.
getting a good ass heavily depends on your genetics.
Working out can improve what you've got but the size of your ass will always be more or less proportionate to the rest of your body.
This made me laugh. I don't know why. I guess slapstick comedy still has it's grip on me.
>tfw that song came out the year i was born
I feel old as shit.
>tfw bubbles and sailor mercury are the characters I relate to the most
>everyone calls them useless, annoying, and/or dumb
>hehehe dig in (slurping ensues)
That's when i lost my shit. Um I guess, but fucking ass or getting fucked feels 10x better than oral sex.
I never understood that Mercury Bubbleblast. Mercury the planet is extremely hot and extremely cold on the other side. There is no moisture or atmosphere. It's literally the stupidest move too.
They aren't useless. Bubbles is HARDCORE and Mercury is the only inner senshi with a functioning brain. Personally, Bubbles doesn't mesh well with major depression, but I like Mercury. The smart, timid, lonely archetype definitely appeals to child and even adult me. Shame Crystal is such garbage.
You Amoeba Boys at best, RDR.
>tfw just want to protect qts through intellect and non-lethal bubbles
endless pain and misery
where's hitler he's looking like the tranny from cybersix
SHABON SPRAY is supportive, because early Mercury is all about that support play. Her whole mist/ice elemental theming is related to Chinese astrology, where Mercury is Water, probably. Deepest lore.
Not me, I'm a nerd who loves anime and won't even post bp.
For real RDR you aren't hairy enough to be a wolf, you really can't be an ape!
I'm sorta not willing to pick a favourite sailor scout, but I guess Jupiter since she's green and green is my favourite color.
gotta be a virgin tho tbqh
Who is your favorite porn star gaygen?
>Why does this child have the body of a man?
who couldn't love him
he has a qt wiener with an upward curve for max prostate poking
Same, I had shitty TV as a kid.
Whenever I could go to a friend's house who had Cartoon Network, it was like Christmas.
>tfw I will never be able to stalk your Tumblr again
Changes a lot.
I like Christian Wilde, but I can't get off to a guy topping, and he's a boring bottom.
Solo stills are pretty much all I fap to.
>in a skype meeting wit ha dev team
>talking about some asset updates
>going through all of our screens
>just kind of linger on my title screen assets
>start doodling while no ones looking
I want to be a bear when i'm old, gaygen.
Oh, I guess that's fine. Still shit taste.
>tfw not fem enough for Ann
Wait, no, I think I knew that already.
>talking to discreet dude who wants to experiment, 33, wife and kids.
>horny enough to want to do it, lives close
>guy ends up going silent rest of the day
Well, nice try building my hopes up loser.
I can never get off to gay porn. For some reason I never like the guys in it. There's usually something off about their face or something. I always get off to straight porn, and put myself in place of the woman, or solo guys jacking off. But never two or more guys. I'm I biscum too?
Not enough. I want the full package, Pudgepuppy VMA performance and everything.
I'm going to bed before something bad happens again, nighty night.
HRT or lifting, pick one, you moaning queen.
>really ugly 18 year old boy keeps messaging me
>politely say I'm into older guys
> says he's 20
Are you dense or will k have to point out your ugly face is a flaw too?
I hate being out of blocks
>it's just the size i'm attracted to, so i forced myself for the longest time to look only at athletes like football players and powerlifters
>taking the engineering program at my community college
>this semester is all computer classes all the time
>half the class is enormous, like 400 and up
i'm slipping, /gaygen/
i can't go a full semester surrounded by men a foot taller than me and three times my weight
>fatass senpai is a chubby chaser
who would've thought, amirite?
I don't think he roids tbqh.
His friend, pic related, is totally roiding though..
>tfw haven't lifted in a week because avoiding my dad who is mad that I wake up at five pm
Eh, could be.
It's pretty stupid to roid when you're still 17 desu, if he is indeed.
You want to see Ann before me???
guys what's a safe way to find someone to experiment with without getting any STDs or such
what if someone tries out same sex stuff and then later regrets it? does that happen?
also are there relationships where you're functionally just good friends and not super sexual or even just platonic?
every gay person i've met locally was obese too, i've never met anyone skinny srs. also what happens to twinks when they age? pls respond
I'm an aged twink. I got a little fat. I have facial hair and while I maintain it, I don't shave super regularly, because if I do I still have a tendency to be mislabeled as a twink.
>what's a safe way to find someone to experiment with
>what if someone tries out same sex stuff and then later regrets it? does that happen?
All the time. Or often enough, at least. If you get the chance, cherish it, and if you don't like it let it get to you; life is too short not to try new things.
>are there relationships where no sex
Yeah, it's called having a best friend. Don't neglect your social links.
>what happens when gays get old
They start taking care of themselves, hopefully.
Best RuPaul season to watch?
I've only watched the one with Adore Delano and Bianca Del Rio.
get yourself some chunky butt anon, don't feel bad
engineers make good money too, so marry one if you can
and then after you get their sweet insurance money when they have a heart attack at 40, you can start over as a cute sugar daddy
>come back from /vg/
>realize how shit gaygen is
Holy shit I mean wow. Was is always this bad? However Im not going to come back again. Fucking ew.
This dude looks like a less qt Jeffrey Dahmer waiting to happen.
Sounds like he already moved on, you should too.
I recommend not getting into anything serious until you've had some time. Let hook ups know ahead of time, that you aren't ready for anything serious.
Idk but guys who look dumb give me a huge boner
Time marches on
Blink then it's gone
Make no mistake
The clocks are overwound
The bells don't make a sound
They used to toll for me
I guess my time is now
>Tits are practically the only reason to be with a girl.
I mean I can see it, but I don't think I could believe it
>Oh he's adorab-
>Oh and HE's a hunk
>Wait, are they..
>They are, calling it now, they have to be
>OH THEY ARE
My heart. <3
oh this shouldn't be making me blush
gender is stupid
are so are boobs
oh hell no
never in a million years
Even when i'm femme i'm my butchy grungey self
That picture is not sexy and I don't know if it's because of his forested back, how his back is hairier than his thighs/butt, how his love handles, butt & thigh bulge up around the jock strap & remind me of string tying pork loins, how he's in a jock strap despite looking like he doesn't do any sport, or that he's hairy and looks flabby
>tfw dad says "i love you"
>tfw im unable to say it back
its like my mouth is glued shut or something, i just cant do it
How's the new haircut look?
Beard looks like shit Im going to do something with it.
Ya I know it looks terrible. I just moved n my manscaping shit is at my old house.
wtf is up with gays being into G4P pornstars. Colby Jensen cant fuck or take a dick to save his life. Personally I can only get off if i know the top/bottom is actually a fag and likes pounding/getting pounded by other fags.