old >>5583214
why aren't you beefy yet?
>>5583226
Cause it's unaesthetic
>tfw no beef
>tfw trying to bulk and get beefy
>just looking more chubby to be honest
I'm loving the idea that gaygen is posting more and more about muscle. The topic has always been present, but it seems to dominate a lot of discussion nowadays.
>>5583242
>talks about aesthetics
>posts that pic
You're a fool
>>5583226
>beefy
No thats just gross white trashy muscle dude.
You're daddy issues are showing
>>5583273
hot post pics
>>5583226
>why aren't you beefy yet?
my ass still hurts from having pulled a muscle
fuck recovery, this sucks so much
>>5583274
Post ass, slut.
>>5583255
Wanting to see women being degraded is perfectly healthy and natural
>>5583287
You first bb
>>5583290
>tfw no mostlyhomo x annskellington husbando mode power couple
>go on date with beefy dude
>voice is the highest pitch possible
>literally the shortest manlet
>wants to top this 6' monstrosity
what did I do so wrong to deserve these cruel twists
>>5583297
My ass is a pancake, /fit/ lied to me squats didn't do shit.
I need to add barbell hip thrusts to the routine.
>>5583226
Lankletness mostly
but I'll get there... one day.
>>5583297
RDR, post ass, please.
The please makes people do anything.
>>5583309
Squats built my gluteals. Years of work anon, but hip thrusts are also good.
>>5583279
a-at least my lifts are improving....
>>5583309
also try bodyweight or weighted glute bridges
>>5583324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c5wmeOL9o
>>5583309
getting a good ass heavily depends on your genetics.
Working out can improve what you've got but the size of your ass will always be more or less proportionate to the rest of your body.
>>5583319
No recent ass pic on my phone. Others are dated
>>5583334
I don't care, I'm just interested in seeing it. That way I get to win.
>>5583226
NO!
>>5583280
Eighteen and above, kiddo.
>tfw no foreign non-english speaking beefy qt
>>5583343
Didn't say it had to be bare. ;)
>>5583329
This made me laugh. I don't know why. I guess slapstick comedy still has it's grip on me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
whoops, thread died
>>5583277
I can get turned on by porn and also by guys in person, and I can get turned on by ladies in person but not in porn?
>>5583365
>tfw that song came out the year i was born
I feel old as shit.
>>5583368
>blossom
I identify more with buttercup
>>5583365
Since you're in a relationship is this what oral sex is like?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=450afD9RkHw
>>5583384
I think basically everyone wants to be Buttercup. But honestly I'm more like Blossom, it's my secret shame. Bubbles a shit.
>>5583391
>tfw bubbles and sailor mercury are the characters I relate to the most
>everyone calls them useless, annoying, and/or dumb
>>5583387
>hehehe dig in (slurping ensues)
That's when i lost my shit. Um I guess, but fucking ass or getting fucked feels 10x better than oral sex.
>>5583400
Same tho
http://strawpoll.me/6597608
>>5583391
I'm buttercup as fff
>>5583400
I never understood that Mercury Bubbleblast. Mercury the planet is extremely hot and extremely cold on the other side. There is no moisture or atmosphere. It's literally the stupidest move too.
>>5583400
They aren't useless. Bubbles is HARDCORE and Mercury is the only inner senshi with a functioning brain. Personally, Bubbles doesn't mesh well with major depression, but I like Mercury. The smart, timid, lonely archetype definitely appeals to child and even adult me. Shame Crystal is such garbage.
>>5583416
You Amoeba Boys at best, RDR.
>>5583405
>tfw just want to protect qts through intellect and non-lethal bubbles
>can't
endless pain and misery
Who is the most fun tripfag?
>>5583420
Just some translation stuff tbqh, pretty sure in the original/japanese the term for mercury meant water planet/star/etc
where's hitler he's looking like the tranny from cybersix
>>5583421
Lolol I'll stick with Mojo Jojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYDlo9_HLZ4
Why are gays so disgusted by bottoming?
>>5583420
SHABON SPRAY is supportive, because early Mercury is all about that support play. Her whole mist/ice elemental theming is related to Chinese astrology, where Mercury is Water, probably. Deepest lore.
>>5583431
Not me, I'm a nerd who loves anime and won't even post bp.
>>5583447
For real RDR you aren't hairy enough to be a wolf, you really can't be an ape!
>>5583454
>deepest lore
i think jupiter = lightning wood is a bit more
>>5583435
I'm sorta not willing to pick a favourite sailor scout, but I guess Jupiter since she's green and green is my favourite color.
>>5583444
Hitler is not that masc.
>>5583454
You are the only one still on the wolf thing I abandoned that long time ago
>>5583469
wow oh geeze younger hit was a cutie
>tfw no sailor mars bf
>>5583487
i-i'm a judgemental bitch anon
>>5583487
>tfw I will never be Sailor Venus
>>5583491
Can you rock the heels though?
>>5583444
lol
>>5583491
gotta be a virgin tho tbqh
>tfw never watched Sailor Moon or Powerpuff girls
Who is your favorite porn star gaygen?
>>5583511
Then explain how you're gay. Sailor Moon turns boys gay and girls into fujoshis
>>5583491
>>5583453
w t f is this faggotry?
>>5583523
My uncle touched my pp when i was a boi.
>>5583517
mike dozer
>>5583517
tbqh the only pornstars I get really fond of are like one-time pornstars who appear in nothing else or change their name all the time
feels bad man
>>5583541
i fucking wish
i will get there evevntually
>>5583517
Colby Jensen
because he's like an ordinary slightly pudgy guy next door with a perfect sized dick and I like the way he fucks
>>5583575
he's such a qt
he's my number 2 now
>>5583547
>Why does this child have the body of a man?
twunks.
>>5583584
Twunks have spoiled all the muscletops. I really gotta hit the gym.
>>5583580
who couldn't love him
he has a qt wiener with an upward curve for max prostate poking
>>5583575
He fucks like shit.
>beefy men seem to mostly be into either twinks or their identicals
feels dead man
>>5583511
Same, I had shitty TV as a kid.
Whenever I could go to a friend's house who had Cartoon Network, it was like Christmas.
>>5583515
>tfw I will never be able to stalk your Tumblr again
>>5583517
Changes a lot.
I like Christian Wilde, but I can't get off to a guy topping, and he's a boring bottom.
Solo stills are pretty much all I fap to.
>>5583597
>Christian Wilde
>>5583553
i have bad news for you
>>5583517
girth brooks (I don't think he does porn anymore)
I don't have a picture because I;'m not that much of a degenrat
>>5583614
damn I butchered every word in that sentence time to got to bed
>in a skype meeting wit ha dev team
>talking about some asset updates
>going through all of our screens
>just kind of linger on my title screen assets
>start doodling while no ones looking
>>5583618
Because you deleted everything.
>>5583607
Time for a cheeky wank.
>>5583590
He's adorbs
>>5583668
you're butt is adorbs
>>5583663
i just changed my url
i'm sure you can figure it out
>>5583672
You don't know what my butt looks like though
>>5583677
realistically everyone does tbqh
>>5583683
How is that even a little realistic
>>5583677
rugby sent it out
>>5583692
because your butt exists in this dimension and also millions of other parallel universes
>>5583716
Yah, but doing so actually creates a time rift and the people closest to you wind up getting sucked into the time rift and disappear.
Spooky stuff tbqh
>>5583716
senpai confirmed for meta-bottom
I want to be a bear when i'm old, gaygen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
>>5583748
>I'll fucking fight you.
Simmer down buttercup
>>5583748
>Ann is a Bubblesfag
It all makes sense. How you gonna be biscum AND fem? Depressing.
>>5583725
Sounds hot
Spooky is hot
>>5583786
I'll fight you too. >:(
>>5583785
Oh, I guess that's fine. Still shit taste.
>tfw not fem enough for Ann
Wait, no, I think I knew that already.
>>5583674
I see.
Fuck, I was kind of hoping we were in the early stages of a Britney-style meltdown.
You would attack me with an umbrella, and it would make the top 5 fiercest /gg/ moments.
God, I'm fucking tired.
>>5583774
Don't forget, his dick also has polio.
People asked for sauce on that clip someone put up of me on /gif/
Should I give it to them
I'm kind of scared
>talking to discreet dude who wants to experiment, 33, wife and kids.
>horny enough to want to do it, lives close
>guy ends up going silent rest of the day
Well, nice try building my hopes up loser.
>>5583796
Come at me bro
I'll give you the purple nurple of your life
>>5583785
>tfw bubbles enough for Ann
I can never get off to gay porn. For some reason I never like the guys in it. There's usually something off about their face or something. I always get off to straight porn, and put myself in place of the woman, or solo guys jacking off. But never two or more guys. I'm I biscum too?
>>5583823
make warm cummies in my tummy, senpai
>>5583838
Probs just self-hating
>>5583807
Not enough. I want the full package, Pudgepuppy VMA performance and everything.
I'm going to bed before something bad happens again, nighty night.
>>5583816
Kill yourself, fucking home wrecker.
>>5583838
No, you're weird.
>>5583845
Why? If he wants to explore his real side or fuck around, why should I care?
>>5583866
>won't someone please think of the children
>>5583844
>something bad happens again
what happened?
also i probably dance about as well as that britney comeback performce
>>5583870
Exactly. Makes me sick to my stomach.
>>5583798
>not fem enough for ann
Sucks to be you
>>5583842
Are you a good boy
>>5583882
Good, should probably lose some weight since it sounds like the married daddies aren't chasing you
>>5583903
You're less fem then red? lol
One of my straight friends told me that he should've known I was gay when I said I liked Sailor Moon. I liked Power Puff Girls too. Are those gay shows or something, lol
>>5583903
HRT or lifting, pick one, you moaning queen.
>>5583881
hey ann come gib bubbles some snuggles
>>5583919
You should be eating my eggs right now
>>5583961
>>5583597
ur taste in male models is questionable
Would you, fagets?
>>5583985
no isn't he like 2'4
>really ugly 18 year old boy keeps messaging me
>politely say I'm into older guys
> says he's 20
Are you dense or will k have to point out your ugly face is a flaw too?
I hate being out of blocks
>>5583988
I think like 5'5'' kek.
>>5583998
He's got qt puppy eyes, though.
I have a weakness for guys with puppy eyes.
>tfw thought I was 5'6
>tfw turns out I'm 5'4
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>5584010
>I think like 5'5'' kek.
when you get that short, he better be able to fuck and suck at the same time since he for sure won't be able to reach anywhere else
>>5584014
lol that sucks. My 5'7 is the ideal height. Shorter than 80% of guys buy don't stick out like a midget.
>>5584014
>tfw 6'3
no one will ever bottom me
>>5583985
Maybe if he gained like 20 pounds of fat
>>5584033
lankets gtfo.
>>5584026
Nah, size diff is super hot so its awesome
>fat fetishist
>it's just the size i'm attracted to, so i forced myself for the longest time to look only at athletes like football players and powerlifters
>taking the engineering program at my community college
>this semester is all computer classes all the time
>half the class is enormous, like 400 and up
i'm slipping, /gaygen/
i can't go a full semester surrounded by men a foot taller than me and three times my weight
>>5584040
>fatass senpai is a chubby chaser
who would've thought, amirite?
>>5584057
Musclefat > muscleskinny
>>5583989
Please do so. Make me fall in love.
>>5584057
those thighs
>>5584062
senpai pls
>>5584057
Is that dude a speedskater? Has similar build to me where everything else is pretty small in comparison to thighs.
>>5584092
>>5584093
No, if he comes to Illinois, he should just come carry me home with him again. I'm closer to Chicago, that's all anyone wants to see here anyway.
>>5584095
>>5584066
>>5584063
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V8eEaP8BYo
>tfw he's still 17
>tfw pedo feels
I was dating a guy who was 6'4, while I am 5'5... He was the bottom
Most awkward sex ever
>>5584125
>Dem roids.
I don't think he roids tbqh.
His friend, pic related, is totally roiding though..
>>5584136
Delts are the give away anon
>>5584125
Okay.
>>5584136
He kinda looks like a cartoon. Like how girls on tumblr draw buff guys.
>>5584149
wow creepychan
Did her modeling career ever take off
>>5584133
this is my life
as a giant bottom
>tfw haven't lifted in a week because avoiding my dad who is mad that I wake up at five pm
>>5584149
But we can still be friends bb
>>5584146
Eh, could be.
It's pretty stupid to roid when you're still 17 desu, if he is indeed.
>>5584169
You want to see Ann before me???
>>5584190
kek, where's that gif from?
Who /closet/ here?
>>5584198
Mean Boyz by Todrick Halls
>>5584198
>tfw mentioned gay once on twitter
>got a bunch of muscle worship-type accounts advertising their stream @ me
those were dark times
guys what's a safe way to find someone to experiment with without getting any STDs or such
what if someone tries out same sex stuff and then later regrets it? does that happen?
also are there relationships where you're functionally just good friends and not super sexual or even just platonic?
every gay person i've met locally was obese too, i've never met anyone skinny srs. also what happens to twinks when they age? pls respond
>>5584207
thanks hunty.
>>5584237
>tfw will never be masc enough for a manly threesome
>>5584170
what porn is this from
do they fuck?
>>5584240
>unironically wanting to be masc
>>5584244
The only thing I unironically want is to be the filler in that manwich
I mean, I guess if i found two guys into ultra-femmes i could do that, too
A lot less work, too
>>5584223
I'm an aged twink. I got a little fat. I have facial hair and while I maintain it, I don't shave super regularly, because if I do I still have a tendency to be mislabeled as a twink.
>>5584244
>not wanting to be part of the MASCter race
>>5584263
>implying
fem4masc masterrace
>>5584223
>what happens to twinks when they age?
Pic related.
>>5584269
Only biscum go for fem4masc.
Enjoy getting cucced by the vagina.
>>5584244
Post pics.
>>5584269
masc4fem is degenerate
>>5584223
>what's a safe way to find someone to experiment with
Dunno. Sorry.
>what if someone tries out same sex stuff and then later regrets it? does that happen?
All the time. Or often enough, at least. If you get the chance, cherish it, and if you don't like it let it get to you; life is too short not to try new things.
>are there relationships where no sex
Yeah, it's called having a best friend. Don't neglect your social links.
>what happens when gays get old
They start taking care of themselves, hopefully.
>>5584277
No i'm too qt, its like looking at the ark of the covenant
>>5584253
You are on top bb. Of my list and on top of me
>>5584280
Best RuPaul season to watch?
I've only watched the one with Adore Delano and Bianca Del Rio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4d20Tyzlv0
Basically how I'm feeling today
>>5584055
get yourself some chunky butt anon, don't feel bad
engineers make good money too, so marry one if you can
and then after you get their sweet insurance money when they have a heart attack at 40, you can start over as a cute sugar daddy
>>5584224
No I can't be friends with cute boys. I lack the ability to maintain safe emotional distance.
>>5584293
no one gives a shit
>>5584280
>gay
>calling something degenerate
>>5584305
masc4fem is degen tho h8 2 brek it 2 u
>>5584293
Who the fuck supports Martin omalley
Christianity isn't helping me stop being an angry prideful person who gets angry when they lose.
>>5584305
Masc4masc is the way god intended
>tfw no teddybear bf
>>5584319
>no bearbando
;-;
>>5584329
rude tbqh
Feeling low energy tonight, any idea why?
>>5584313
Actually its male and female only.
>>5584319
hhnnngg my mister is stuck at his place 'cuz of iced roads
it's so fucking cold in my room
>>5584340
Why are all your shirts single digit percent candidates
>>5584284
Just playing everyone like a deck of cards, take your white woman. I don't need your sorry ass.>>5584224
>>5584352
Happy?
>>5584346
That's just for breeding, ie the lowest form of sexual activity, which due to its purely functional nature can never involve true love
>>5584355
Yes
Make America great again /gaygen/
>>5584338
You probably aren't short either. ;_;
>come back from /vg/
>realize how shit gaygen is
Holy shit I mean wow. Was is always this bad? However Im not going to come back again. Fucking ew.
>>5584380
5'4 like I said
Its the only reason I'm glad I'm gay, I look way younger than I am and am way too short to ever get a girlfriend if I was str8
>>5584355
This dude looks like a less qt Jeffrey Dahmer waiting to happen.
>>5583226
I am hung up on my ex.
Do you guys think I should move on, since he's with another guy?
I am in love with him. I don't know what I should do.
>>5584401
Sounds like he already moved on, you should too.
I recommend not getting into anything serious until you've had some time. Let hook ups know ahead of time, that you aren't ready for anything serious.
>>5584401
This is my situation too.
I literally can't stop thinking about him.
However he broke my heart, and I don't think I can ever forgive him for it.
>>5584510
Idk but guys who look dumb give me a huge boner
>>5584510
Not bad. Insecure maybe
>>5584545
thanx <3
>>5584510
I know what you mean. I'm the same way, and I can't help it. I think i've got a bimbo/himbo fetish.
My ex-wife was a dumb blonde with big tits. lol
>>5584559
But ann
you are the himbo
your big sensitive titties mean that's how it must be
>>5584576
>delicious flat chest.
Groce. Tits are practically the only reason to be with a girl.
>>5584582
I'm not a bright man by any means, but I'm not quite that dumb, unfortunately.
Time marches on
Blink then it's gone
Make no mistake
It's vanishing
The clocks are overwound
The bells don't make a sound
They used to toll for me
I guess my time is now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbe33jNTKz4
>>5584609
>Tits are practically the only reason to be with a girl.
>>5584623
3masc5me
>>5584628
I literally lol'd
>>5584635
My desire for breasts is irrational but persistent
I guess I do kind of have really tiny ones
>>5583469
Who the fuck is that on the left?
>>5584746
who the fuck are you
>>5584747
>wat
Is that you?
>>5584658
>Your tits are fine sweetheart.
This.
Course there's always implants. lol
>>5584746
Your left or my left.
>>5584752
yes
me b4 mones
There's this really ripped guy at my gym who keeps talking to me and offering me advice that really need but I'm intimated by him so I avoid him when I see him, what do?
>>5584763
I mean I can see it, but I don't think I could believe it
>>5584767
Wear a jock and find a reason to bend over in front of him next time
>>5584760
OH shit it's you lol
https://youtu.be/h2pS8gEvpsk?t=13m21s
>Oh he's adorab-
>Oh and HE's a hunk
>Wait, are they..
>They are, calling it now, they have to be
>OH THEY ARE
My heart. <3
>>5584658
oh this shouldn't be making me blush
gender is stupid
are so are boobs
>>5584760
>implants
oh hell no
never in a million years
Even when i'm femme i'm my butchy grungey self
>>5584783
>back hair
FUCKING D I S G U S T I N G
>>5584784
oh i guess timestamps don't work in embedded links, whatever
>>5584776
Yup
>>5584892
>tfw cant remember the last time somebody said they loved me, including my parents
>>5584920
Its normal that no one has said it to you, right?
where do people chat on tinychat now
>>5584783
That picture is not sexy and I don't know if it's because of his forested back, how his back is hairier than his thighs/butt, how his love handles, butt & thigh bulge up around the jock strap & remind me of string tying pork loins, how he's in a jock strap despite looking like he doesn't do any sport, or that he's hairy and looks flabby
>>5584892
worse feel
>tfw dad says "i love you"
>tfw im unable to say it back
its like my mouth is glued shut or something, i just cant do it
>>5584975
what kind of gay dad tells his son he loves him?
>>5584931
>theres no survival mechanism for love
yup. naturally occurring oxycontin release evolved in humans for absolutely no purpose
it's okay anon, i love you anyway
>>5584920
you too, greenie
>>5585016
aw, a cute tranny? you shouldn't have :3
<3
Good feels :3
>>5585044
i have been triggered
:((((
>>5585044
Don't sully my good feels with this attention seeking shit please.
>>5585037
Man those feels
>>5585065
it's okay, harmy
cutting is a sign of caring more than you know what to do with
>>5585074
silver linings bb
when you aren't getting sweetheart texts it's all about those silver linings
Yo gaygen how do you deal with female family members complimenting you on how you look? each time it happens to me i just feel awkward and just be like yeah
How's the new haircut look?
Beard looks like shit Im going to do something with it.
>>5585110
>nose piercing
disgusting, you're not a bull
>>5585110
Bad and tidy that beard up damn.
>>5585123
Ya I know it looks terrible. I just moved n my manscaping shit is at my old house.
GOOD MORNING!!!! I hope everyone has an amazing day! :)
>tfw bf calls me cubcake
>tfw I call him studmuffin
:)
>>5585110
cute imo
>>5583575
wtf is up with gays being into G4P pornstars. Colby Jensen cant fuck or take a dick to save his life. Personally I can only get off if i know the top/bottom is actually a fag and likes pounding/getting pounded by other fags.
>Amerifriends will wake up soon
>>5585325
me too brother
>>5585333
>tfw no 5585333 anon x musclebear sp power couple
>>5585333
Us US neets are just going to bed...
>got through 2/5th of the thread thinking im on that /fit/ thread i opened.
>only got confused when sailor moon was starting to get posted.
Havent laughed this hard in a while.
>>5585390
That's because /fit/ is gay as fuck.
New >>5585441
>>5584164
>this is my life
>as a giant bottom
Height and weight?
Why are you, a gay man, using a confederate flag on your phone, do you not understand.
>>5583275
*Your
>>5583273
The guy in the OP pic is on large doses of roids, try keep your gains in the realms of reality.
>>5583590
He's the absolute best
>>5586395
Stupid people really exist