/gaygen/

first for already dead and undesirable but it doesn't matter because there are no tops in canada

How do I cook fit, gaygen?

How do I not resort to delicious but terrible fast food.

Is there a good cheap blog to help a dumb fag like me?

>>5592291


Is there even a correlation between their suicide and the conversion therapy? I doubt it.

Many gays have killed themselves for various reasons other than bullying or having religious/abusive parents.

I don't believe there is any real correlation that can be made in most of these cases, the liberal media just loves to make the correlation for views and to make Christianity/Religion seem bad.

>>5592341
Start by not being an absolute brain dead dumbass bitch.

5th for sagging skin and muscle atrophy as you age Flappy skin is sexy.

>>5592344
Please tell me you're just joking and it's all just a prank

>>5592341
Read a cookbook and also >>5592348

>>5592348

But I can't help it anon. I want you to spoonfeed me with your big, hard, tasty spoon

>>5592300
>doesn't know what's a neo-bottom
don't be such a neo-ass, anon yo

I love guys so much but it hurts so bad because they dont love me

How do I stop liking them? There has ot be something i can do

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>>5592282
Just ask her if there's anything she specifically wants, and offer to buy it for her.

>>5592301
Basics, people, food, animals, plurals.
I did French in high school, and so far this is easier, but harder to pronounce/understand.

>>5592366
prey to the baby Jesus

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>>5592341
>How do I cook fit, gaygen?

I got ya hunty.
>http://imgur.com/a/5nbmA

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>tfw no boycock bf

>>5592361
ur still talking gibberish m8

>>5592377
im so sick of thinking about cute guys cumming in my mouth

>tfw cooked my man a nice meal
>tfw used aphrodisiacs
>tfw doing the dishes
>tfw he starts rubbing against me
>tfw he turns me around and grabs my neck
>tfw he's now chanting some voodoo shit
>tfw his eyes roll back
>tfw he drops me to the floor
>tfw he's levitating now
>tfw his eyes roll back to the front
>tfw he locks eyes with me
>tfw in a deep mystical voice he says "im allergic to peanuts"

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>>5592371
Kleppe looks like shit on that pic desu.

>>5592353

Joking about what?

Do you not believe you can overcome your sexual lewd desires and lust for men?

That's just Satan lying to you. He has convinced you that you are a fag.

Repent and pray the gay away.

Many have done it.

>>5592344
its an onion article

>>5592387

It's sick to even think about how many times these lustful fantasies take over. I really wish I could just make it all go away and be at least asexual.

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>>5592381
What are we suppose to be looking at?

>>5592366
just be yourself

>>5592380

Thanks anon for not being a huge cunt.

<3

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>>5592395
I don't give a shit about your precious held beliefs.
When I die I shall remain in my coffin, spooking undisturbed until the end of time.
No power in the universe or beyond will get me out of my coffin.

>>5592405
in my case i'm thinking about shit like this 24/7.
i feel like a teenage boy even though i'm already in my early 20s. it's fucking pathetic and i have absolutely no control over it.

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Everyone tends to overlook a very simple truth about sin. In the short term, sin is fun.

Why is it fun? Because as Jesus said (John 3:19): Men love darkness, rather than the light.

And why do men love darkness rather than light? Solomon noted (Proverbs 14:12): There is a way that seems right to a man, but the end thereof is death

Simply put:

It is fun to be the one in charge.
It is fun to get your own way.
It is fun to experience sensations that are new - even if they are not what God intended.
But in the end, it's not worth it.

Ultimately, all sin comes down to one question - Will you trust God or yourself? And tell me - who wouldn't naturally - absent God's direct intervention - choose one's self?

The very first temptation that the Serpent told Eve was that the apple was good.

When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it.
In this, and this may be shocking - the Serpent did not lie. He merely omitted the long term consequences. In the short term, all sin seems to have a positive reinforcement.

Ecclesiastes 8 says it well:

11When the sentence for a crime is not quickly carried out, people’s hearts are filled with schemes to do wrong. 12Although a wicked person who commits a hundred crimes may live a long time, I know that it will go better with those who fear God, who are reverent before him. 13Yet because the wicked do not fear God, it will not go well with them, and their days will not lengthen like a shadow.
Finally, it should be understood that sin is not a defect of will - it is a defect of love. John 14 15 says:

If you love me, keep my comamndments.

Ask yourself this.. IS IT WORTH ACTING ON YOUR SEXUAL DESIRES FOR GAY SEX A ND A BOYFRIEND? IS THAT SMALL MOMENT IN TIME YOU'LL EXPERIENCE WITH ANOTHER GUY WORTH THE EVER-LASTING REPERCUSSIONS?

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>>5592410
np.
Good luck and have fun cooking. :^)

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Testing

>>5592407
the pink whale

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>>5592453

Welcome back.

men can be ugly as fuck

http://i.imgur.com/9ack1aQ.jpg

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ex came in to my work last night with his girlfriend
>first avoid
>then seek
>sad when i missed him
i swear to god i was over him
suicidal thoughts and chocolate for me now

>>5592407
The hidden ninjas.
Can you find all 50?

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>>5592481
>ex
>girlfriend

When will you fagets learn not to date biscum?
Fuck & Discard.

how hard is /gaygen/?

I beat my old man when I turned 18 and he's still butthurt

>>5592481

You should be happy for your ex that he found his way out of the gay/bi lifestyle.

>>5592477

That poor mutilated cock

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>>5592461
Hey brother. How's the preaching going? Are you doing it to funpost or are you actually Christian? I love a good Christian verse.

>>5592488
he wasn't bi scum on the surface
he never even came off as mildly straight, this guy was the entire fruit cake

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>>5592477
t b h, he's qt as fuck but that dick is disgusting.

>>5592481
I dream that I can one day break a gay guys heart like that.

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>>5592504
>qt as fuck

>>5592508
ive been suicidal since 6
it aint new its just build up

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>>5592502
Rejoice in the thought that he's gonna get trapped in a hetero marriage and he's gonna be one of those 55 year old married creepers looking to fuck twinks on grindr.

>>5592477
>completely hairless except for some pubes

????????
why is God so fucking tasteless

>>5592513
everyone looks weird zoomed in like that
hes got an unfortunate dick tho

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>>5592513
Yeah, he still looks qt to me, he just makes a retarded face for a picture.

The kike cock is a lot more cringe.

Anyone here went to sexual therapist? I feel really confused but I feel like I'd come across as simply being in a closet if I shared my feelings with a therapist. Or maybe even diagnosed with a gender disphoria or whatever that shit is called.

And all I want is to be a successful man with a nice waifu and kids, it's just my brain when turned on seems to disagree ;_;

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>>5592501

I'm a Christian wrestling with sin.

Paul said, in Romans 7:15, "For I do not understand my own actions. For I do not do what I want, but I do the very thing I hate."

In Jeremiah 17:9, the prophet states that, "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately sick; who can understand it?"

Ultimately, it comes down to the human condition. Our hearts are inherently evil. This is a universal problem suffered by everyone, and a necessary part of the Christian Gospel. Christ came to die to pay the penalty owed by us sinners, so that the living God, who loves us, can have a relationship with us that he would not have been able to have otherwise.

Romans 3:10-18 says:
“None is righteous, no, not one;
no one understands;
no one seeks for God.
All have turned aside;
together they have become worthless;
no one does good,
not even one.”
“Their throat is an open grave;
they use their tongues to deceive.”
“The venom of asps is under their lips.”
“Their mouth is full of curses and bitterness.”
“Their feet are swift to shed blood;
in their paths are ruin and misery,
and the way of peace they have not known.”
“There is no fear of God before their eyes.”

Now, there's numerous Christians who believe we have some new magical power to resist sin once we believe. I disagree, and I don't think there's much support for that in the Bible. We never outgrow the need for God's grace. As you realize more and more the depth of your own depravity, you can, at the same time, recognize more and more the mercy in Christ's sacrifice.

So what to do now? Rejoice. Be thankful. Praise God for the gift of Christ's sacrifice, which pays for each and every one of those sins we commit. It's cleared out. Over with. As Jesus says, "It is finished". Every day we need to be repentant.

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There are a grand total of zero east asian tops in the universe.

Also a grand total of zero canadian tops in canada. Coincidence? Doubt it tbqh

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>>5592528
ikr

>>5592545
are you implying canada is in east asia and we just dont know for sure?

>>5592554
basically, I mean the facts are all there

>>5592551
>stacking planks to obscure penis
Just crop the picture, wow. Cute, but dumb.

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>>5592545
w2c shoes?

also,
>azns
>tops

mild kek.

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>>5592551
i d e a l

>barrel chested
>covered in hair
>huge feet
>deep voice
>i will never be the qt femtwink

>>5592564
the lumber is an essential part of the picture

>>5592544
Why did Jesus have to die for Jesus to forgive us?

>>5592567
I know nothing about fashion and just like big fur coats

so try walmart tbqh

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I got topped by a japanese guy the other night...they exist.

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>>5592430
FTFY

>>5592564
look again. looks more like the wood is to prop his peen up on?

>>5592570
lol get rekt faget

>>5592579
literally do you ever stop shitposting

>>5592573

God put himself into human form as Jesus, because he knew none of his creation would be capable of living a sinless life.

love me Irishanon ;_;

>>5592571
'Contractor aesthetic' or some shit.

>>5592583
That would actually be worse, I think.

>>5592570
Embrace your destiny and become the masc daddydom this place needs.

>>5592573
it was like symbolic man

like if you REALLY fucked up and apologized to me and i said "hey man it's ok we ride together and die together" you may feel a little better but still worry about if i hold the fuckup against you.

if you REALLY fuck up and say sorry and then i'm like "listen i know you fucked up but you're my best friend, my greatest friend, i love you no matter what and i would fucking die for you" and then stab myself and bleed out in your arms and whisper "see? i'm literally dying for you bro, that's how much i care, it's cold bro, let me enter the void bro" you'd be a little terrified but you'd definitely know how much i meant it

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>>5592551
It's so small though.

>>5592573
jesus and god were distinct while jesus walked the earth but after his death jesus rejoined god and they became one as the holy trinity.

or something

>>5592586
lmao gottem

Scared hereto fit guy from earlier
I texted the gay friend, he told me that he has been tested twice, both were negative.
I'm still getting tested on Friday though.

But I'm definitely clean.

>>5592591
But why was that necessary
Why couldn't God just...forgive us.

>>5592609
god is really OCD about this type of shit he threw a tantrum and turned someone into a pillar of salt because she looked backwards once

just go with it

>>5592608
hiv infections can remain undetected for up to 6 months
has he had sex in the past six months?
if not you should get tested friday and roughly six months later
dont have sex until the second test or youll give more people aids too

>>5592609
God is literally a dumb stupid bitch with shit taste, as seen by his "creations" here >>5592433 && >>5592477

>>5592593
You'll never have Irishanon. Another anon got to him before you could

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>>5592608
heteroscum post butt or gtfo.

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>>5592608
Kill yourself
Fit straights are such cancer and why do you all always stuttr before you speak?

if god is real then why am i black checkmate atheists

>>5592613
He hasn't been having sex that long because he's 18

>>5592624
>He hasn't been having sex that long because he's 18
LMAO

>>5592619
>>5592622
don't bully!

heteros are people too!

>>5592624
nothing about this sentence follows a logical train of thought

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>>5592624
Is this what straight men actually think?

>>5592477
He has a goofy expression but he is probably just happy that his dick doesn't stink and doesn't get weird white shit on it all the time.

>>5592623
>why am i black


Mormons got it right...

"Blacks descended from the same lineage as the biblical Cain, who slew his brother Abel. God’s “curse” on Cain was the mark of a dark skin."


Blacks to this day kill their brothers all the time in drug/gang crime.

>>5592639
goofy b8/10

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>>5592624
How many days are in a year? 365
well I'm pretty sure this gay guy has had more sexual encounters than that. Even at age 18

>>5592639
>what is water
>what is soap

well, tb h, from what ive heard about americans, i dont really expect them to know about hygiene

>>5592642
i didn't think there was actually a biblical justification for it lol

>>5592631
Barely.

>>5592649
tbqh you'd think washing your dick is normal but apparently it's not

unwashed dicks please leave and never ever fucking return

>>5592324
>20/21 somewhat a milestone
>Testosterone goes full force around this year
coincidence i think nut :^)

>>5592650
the book of mormon isnt the bible

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>>5592649
I've fucked an american guy when i was staying in a hostel in Brugge.
He was uncut but his dick was pretty clean kek.

I don't get why amerifats are so afraid of uncut dicks.

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>>5592649
>mfw americans wash their dicks with shampoo
>mfw they've never heard of soap that is ph neutral, so they kill all the healthy bacterial flora and end up getting flaky and dry glans

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>>5592649
Americans are obsessed with bathing often. Some Americans actually shower 2x even 3x a day. They are so afraid to smell like a human. They perpetually want to smell like deodorant, cologne, and soap. Natural human smells scare them.

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>>5592614
well, but god can also be very generous

Who is the ugliest fem in this thread?

>>5592324
>tfw no beautiful masc bf to guide me through gay death
>tfw no bf to turn me into a man and get me over my stupid being fem obsession

>>5592668
me

>>5592663
this is why
>>5592666

>>5592649
>from what ive heard about americans
then why is it Europeans always smell so bad. Seriously, on a hot summer's day you really don't want to have to stand next to a Brit, Frenchman, German, or Russian.

>>5592668
all of them honestly
literally just delusional tards obsessed with looking like they've been raped as a child t b q h

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>>5592655
90% of all my friends are straight white men

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>>5592667
That's fake though. it's not that big.

>>5592667
this
these creations here are nothing but god's finest pranks: >>5592433 & >>5592477

>>5592668
jupp

>>5592677
rude

>on a weight cut
>captcha demands i start looking for pictures of food and pancakes
literally fuck off

>>5592680
i don't see what's wrong with the first guy

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>>5592678
I doubt they would be against getting a blowjob for free while high on some pot.

>>5592679
http://i.imgur.com/mNWIqXF.jpg

it is though

>>5592678
Because they are more tolerable than women or other faggots. But that doesn't mean they are actually people, anon.

>>5592667
>>5592687
Is this actually you?

>>5592687

elongated photoshopped

>>5592687

>and it's uncut

10/10

>>5592684
>i don't see what's wrong with the first guy
>retarded face
>patchy facial hair
>chin is literally an awful fucking shape
>lazy eye
>haircut is legitimately the worst thing I've ever fucking seen
>cooking something probably awful in that shitty ass pan
>cabinet isn't closed, clearly he's hit his head on it way too many times
>stomach extends way farther than his chest, even though his body is twisted
>literally no arms
>shit taste in shorts

I can go on, post more ugly men you think are cute

>>5592696
This.

>>5592687
Do you not see the series of lines above and below the shaft length? It was photo shopped to look longer.

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>>5592703
>I can go on, post more ugly men you think are cute
ok

>>5592668
me. i was called fat and my butt was rated 3/10

>>5592685
nah they're super straight

I wish some of them would be cool with gaying around but no

I've actually tried with no success whatsoever

>>5592687
Needs more pubes.

Men really need to stop getting rid of pubes. The pubes make the area look so much better

time for a sad shower

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>>5592715
They just need to be so high that they won't care. Then you pretend it never happened they'll just play along.

>>5592712
>literally a methed up version of dicaprio NOW even though dicaprio is like 50 years older
>ring on thumb
>thought that pose was ever a good thing
>hair probably smells like shit and hair spray
>ankle socks with those shoes and those pants
>some shit leather band watch

post more

>>5592716
no, a huge pube bush is gross, even if it looks manlier.

>>5592705
Then why didn't he photoshop some of that foreskin away so that it didn't look like some hideous mutant mole rat?

>>5592705
it is not photoshop ya dumb bitch

http://i.imgur.com/tDfpy2a.jpg

>>5592716

tru

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>>5592723
Nah, fuck you. Pubes > shaved. Maintained is the most optimal option, but I'll gladly take a giant bush that I can personally trim over shaved baldness

>>5592731
>http://i.imgur.com/tDfpy2a.jpg
damn son

>tfw gaygen hates fatties

>>5592738
:(

>>5592731
hes got weird fingernails

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>>5592720
roast him

>>5592738
Stocky will always be better than fat. Lose some weight kiddo

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>Collect figures like an autist
>Have a vidya shelf with characters like Pyramidhead, Arthas, Mario, etc
>Have a Tokusatsu shelf with Kamen Riders, Rangers, etc
>Anime shelf
>Kinnikuman characters, DBZ characters, and lastly the two characters from Free! that got figmas

And I thought there was nothing around my apartment that would give away that I'm gay. Fucking anime ruins everything.

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>>5592731
>not photoshopped
>more airbrushed lines on the penis and surrounding area of the photo
Seriously go take a photoshop class it will open your eyes to the wonders that people do to photos. This is a prime example of badly photoshopped photos.
HAHAHAH

>>5592754
I can forgive otaku merch because I need a bf who will do the same for me, but Free!! is terrible and Sousuke doesn't even have a figma so it can't be the only salvageable boy.

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>>5592764
>imblying Haruka isn't a qt

Also I kind of regret not getting Buffaloman

>>5592395
I see you Troll.
Do not try to turn me into a wooden doll, troll. My gypsy tears will shoo you away.

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>>5592738

how fat we talkin

>>5592754
>And I thought there was nothing around my apartment that would give away that I'm gay
You're the gayest being on the planet, therefore just by nature of you being in the apartment, everyone will automatically know.

>>5592769
id let you fug me, you are totally my type

>>5592405
"If wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak"
-Jayne Cobb

...sexy too

>>5592769
That legit looks like a streamer on twitch

Who is that qt with shit iphone case tastes?

>>5592753
but i tried to lose some weight except i can't. it's probably because of my genetics
>>5592769
just the belly and thighs. my fat is pretty unevenly spread

>>5592780
>but i tried to lose some weight except i can't. it's probably because of my genetics
You probably didn't even read /fit/ sticky

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>>5592780
>its probably just genetics

>>5592775

...

>>5592778

starwarsgraphictee.tumblr.com

>>5592780

is it a qt round belly or a not qt saggy belly? also is it balanced out with muscular arms and baratiddies? cause then it's good

>>5592780
>it's probably because of my genetics
i have never stepped foot in a gym in my life and i know this is 99.9% of the time bullshit

some genetics can affect your body structure or size/height obviously which can affect the way or speed certain parts of your body appear to make progress but outside of calories in calories out there's nothing else to it. and you have to stick with a diet and a healthy lifestyle for more than just a month.

>>5592769
Why am I always attracted to this type of guy? Why are they always so hot?
I want to cuddle you so much

>>5592788
>you
newfags get out GET OUT GET OOOOOOUT

>>5592769
I'm ambivalent to cub bodies, but that face is too cute. Would let slobber all over my bp.

>>5592703
You amongst them, apparently.
Sad, but it seems the ugliest ones are rotten from the inside out. Thanks for teaching me something, anon. :-/

>>5592788
>>5592775
>tfw im totally that type of guy
>tfw I like to sniff gay men poo

>>5592797
You seem upset there are beautiful && rude people out there, did one break your heart?

>>5592800
maki pls

>>5592797
>it seems the ugliest ones are rotten from the inside out.
No shit. I could have told you years ago.

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Fuck, I think I have hemorrhoids. And if not there is definitely something else wrong with my asshole. I don't want to go to the ass doctor.

>>5592804
Just thought that was mean, is all. True, all we have to go on here is appearances, but I can hardly understand sometimes how apparent anonymity gives people the guts to be so horrible. Maybe just honest is what that was, but it was very revealing also as to what kind of person was sitting behind that keyboard. Hmm, lots to think about.

>>5592782
not this sticky thing again. i am sorry not everyone can lose fat left and right because of their amazing easy mode aryan genetics or something
>>5592785
it's a typical beer belly tbqh, it's round and firm. and no, i have arms of a girly holocaust survivor
>>5592787
does cardio work for losing weight at all or is it BS too?

>>5592804
Lol and no heartbreaks..yet.

>>5592831
You sound extremely annoying, like a delusional armchair psychologist.

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>>5592797
>falling for weak b8 by uggo fagets

Half of the queens itt would worship a 4/10 straight white guy's feet, if that meant they would have a chance at receiving any form of affection from another human being.

Don't reply to every shitpost.

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>>5592831
who the fuck thinks more than 10 seconds about a post they make on 4chan

>>5592844
you too!

>>5592846
>foot fetish
Get out fatty

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>>5592731
>>5592687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qKcJF4fOPs

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>>5592850
You're not my mom or Jesus, you can't tell me what to like.

>>5592849
omg horror just fuck yourself
you wish you were a qt tonka truck but you are just a uggo freak who no-one even likes

>>5592844
Yep. Absolutely correct.

>>5592769

Top Tier Cutie

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>>5592862
you
too!

>>5592846
lol I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

Why are there so many people new to the internet who browse /lgbt/, is AOL making this their homepage or smth

>>5592880
do you know there's still like a huge amount of people that use internet on AOL dialup

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>>5592392
He looks tired in all the pictures from that show.
I need to send more positive energy, go Kleppe go.

>>5592769
wow fampai you look like a punk bitch. that shirt is too small for you tbth
hi

>>5592883
>do you know there's still like a huge amount of people that use internet on AOL dialup
no idea I was subscribed to horrifying facts of the day

>tfw you used to idealize having a bf
>Finally get one
>Nothing but drama, clinginess, mindgames, shitTests, and emotional blackmail.
>Sex isnt as good as i thought it would be.
>Cuddling is fun for 2 minutes. An hour of non-stop cuddling feels like prison
>Breakup. Be glad to be single. Start to appreciate how awesome fapping is compared to sex.
I dont know how to feel about relationships going forward anymore. At least i will always have 2D.

I got called into work for tomorrow.... I'm going to die. But at least I have the right shirts.

>>5592324
>tfw 23 yo
>already dead inside
>still a virgin

oh vey

>>5592902
sounds like you had a shitty boyfriend

>>5592769
Is he from NYC and his first name Michael and his surname starts with the letter B perchance?

>>5592907
...go on.

>>5592902
there was no chemistry in that relationship, obviously shit

>>5592908
Gay death doesn't exist unless you're one of those stereotypical gay guys.

>>5592902

>>5592909
^^^

>>5592915
Did you mean to reply to me?
I ended up buying the wrong shirts for my job and I had to go get the right ones today in the snow.

>>5592917
Church, but how would you define a stereotypical gay guy?

>>5592917
lol no I'm not. I was just joking m8.

>>5592925

I wanna see what your snow looks like!!

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>>5592929
>pic related

>>5592933

I wonder if I can build up that much muscle one day

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>>5592939
No.

>>5592939
test 500mg, to get rid of your tranny body.

>>5592933
missing tats, spacers, and an iphone tbqh

>>5592925
Yes I did. Lol I likely just saw everything out of context, but your post just kinda jumped out there and I was instantly interested in the "where is this going?" kind of way.
Random in the middle of random, I guess.

>>5592933
Lol, ah now I see.

>>5592933
>no iphone
>too much muscle (depends, I'm thinking about the faggy stereotype that is actually quite skinny)

other than that it's pretty close

>>5592943

Kleppe looks kind of unwell there..

>>5592944

Can I just have a sick torso and core while keeping my waif aesthetics

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>>5592931
It looks cold

>>5592951
Hell yeah you can. Cardio like a mother fucker.

>>5592947
oooh lol. I was like "Me returning a shirt for work to walmart isn't that interesting."

>>5592955
Narnia? lol Mr. Tumnus, is that you?!

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>>5592951
One day, you may.

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>>5592962
i've been saving these reaction images for a long time and i have no clue where they're even from

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I just want a bf. Why do I have to be so alone?

>>5592902
maybe the problem is you

>>5592933
these piercings are interesting but always look really off irl

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>>5592967

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>>5592967
Because you're ugly and autistic.

>>5592961
I have hairy legs, but I'm not him, no. The part of my state never gets snow so the city doesn't know to put salt on the roads.

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>>5592951
>I will never take care of a sick Kleppe
I-it hurts.

>>5592955
Hnng.
I hate the climate here.

>see a qt otter

>read profile, self proclaimed gaymer and huge nerd

>talk to him, seems nice

>only knows Zelda, Pokemon, and other AAA du jour like fallout

Gamer girls have invaded...

He's cute but the fact he didn't know who snake was or what a cactuar was worrisome

>>5592955

.. Do you live in the piedmont?

>>5592962
>>5592956

I'LL DO IT
Thank you for believing in me

>>5592968

I dunno, i'm pretty into them
I think his bridge is a little too forward, tho.
Would be better farther back

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>>5592324
>tfw 23

>>5592977
Har du lært deg nok norsk til å kommunisere ?

>>5592967
bc u post anime girls to 4chan :(
who would date u when u mite leave 4 yr waifu?
its hard :(

>>5592980
>He's cute but the fact he didn't know who snake was or what a cactuar was worrisome
Rape him.

>>5592981
The piedmont of what state?

>>5592958
or so you thought. HAH!
Little did you know you had a very exciting life.

Really though, being 4chan your post could've gone anywhere.

>>5592980
>He's cute but the fact he didn't know who snake was or what a cactuar was worrisome
Then educate him.
While plowing his bp.

>>5592980
has he never played smash or mario hoops 3 on 3?
fake

>>5592981
every time i meet a qt with piercings midway thru whatever we're doing they get a little loose or pushed out of place and i cant stop staring

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>>5592969
>>5592970
T-thanks guys. I feel so much better about myself.

>>5592988

North Carolina.

>>5592980
>tfw always get messaged by other gamers
>tease them by pretending I don't know who the uber popular characters like snake and zelda are
>ask why nintendo named a male character a female name like zelda
>they call me a fake gamer

feels gr8 man

>>5592975
Cold weather sneezes our way and they close the city for a week. Ahh, the South.

>>5592982
what are you talking about? you fought the gay death with tranny hormones and you won :^)

>>5592995
I do lol. Do you?

>>5592985
It was the only pic that explained how I feel.

>>5592987

>>5592991

He's cute enough that I do want to fuck dat boipucci, so perhaps.

But he messages like a 16 year gurl. Emotes and emojis out the ass...

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When's the last time you nuzzled up into a man's musty pits?

>>5592981
I like piercings too.

>>5592992

W-what if they were in his nipples?

>>5593002

Omg, yes!

>tfw a chubby cutie lives near me???

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>>5592980
>Implying MG and FF aren't normie games

>>5592983
No, I'm still working on translating simple sentences like "He is selling the apple and I am buying it."
Ask me in a month or two.

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>>5593003
thats the problem
u need 2 learn how to express emotions thru reaction images of humans, like normal people

>>5593011
who is this female

>boogerballs and circe still here
oh no the trannies continue to erase the gay man's identity, why did you allow this

>>5593005
>Emotes and emojis out the ass...
That's why you gotta plug it.
With a cock.
Repeatedly.

>>5592967
You're not alone; you have me, and I think you're just as perfect as the day we first met.

>>5593013
:(

>>5593013
That's nice! What city are you near?

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>>5593016
But I'm clearly not a normal person. What should I do?

>>5593011
My own! Just now! They smell like BO!!
>=-(

>>5593000
checked
but no... there's no winning with hrt. it's all blood magic, senpai. ;~; my soul is lost to the corruption. i'm like a real life Dorian Gray.

>>5593028
lie until u trick someone into being your bf i guess
thats what im trying 2 do

>>5593014

MGS and FF are normie games, so the fact he didn't know what they were astounded me.

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>>5593020
Who are you anon?

>>5593028
Don't panic! first of all.

>>5593035
ya fatha

>>5593029

>implying bo on a qt jock husbando isn't intoxicating

>>5593032
It's clearly not working for you so why would it work for me

http://imgur.com/GhOx8lN

>>5593028
Get a superior 2D master race bf.

>>5593012

I recently lost my cheekbone piercing and I really want it back.
Some of my mplaymates said the remains look cool and I should just try to scar it but I really want it back, desu

>>5593024

</3 ?

>>5593025

Greensboro? On the side towards Winston-Salem/High Point.

>>5593034
>he knows some normie games and not others
>this is a problem
stop being a stickler bitch and just stick yours inside him already

>>5593035
Just another random internet smeg-head.

>>5593043
I don't watch enough anime to have a 2D husbando

>>5593040
Only if he has nice smelling sweat. Some guys get that really acrid stuff that's gross as hell.

>>5593042
Even if his dick isn't that big, he's still cute. And being insecure about his dick is actually moe and means he has low enough self esteem to date.

>>5593049
Then you have work to do anon.
Watch ALL anime and get your husbando.

>>5593040
I'm high on myself!!!

>>5593041
i go on dates sometimes
they just dont turn out well because being happy makes me sad

>>5593045
someone's nipple piercing falling out sounds gross

>>5593048
Up the ziggurat lickety split, anon

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>>5593042
What am i supposed to see here?

A dick shaft?

>>5593052
>getting off on looking at fake dicks
You're worst than hentai lovers.

>>5593059
yeah did you miss the 'photoshopped' penis debacle

>>5593045
I'm out in hickory. So about an hour and a half away.

>>5593054
who's your husbando, anon?

>>5593059
http://i.imgur.com/tDfpy2a.jpg

>>5593056
I don't even get dates though. And if I did I wouldn't know what to do

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>>5593034
Maybe he was too cool to dabble in such things, like hipsters who pretend to be unfamiliar with mainstream artists.
>tfw no bf to play low budget kusoge with

>>5593045
I'd be happy to pierce a hole through your cheekbone.

>>5593057
Rimmer!! How I've missed you.

Quick question. Das boot, or Once upon a time in the west?

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>>5593040
>BF comes home from working out in the yard while you get home from doing errands
>"It was a scorcher but I'm finally done"
>He reaches up in the air and stretches his arm
>You catch the wiff and catch your breath
>He notices, grins, and steps closer to you for a closer whiff
>You get nose deep, moan, and start taking off his clothes while he hornily chuckles at your thirst.

>>5593071
thats why you have 2 trick ppl bro

>>5593011
i like his tids

>>5593069

His dick just looks tired...

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>>5593067
Dio-sama

>>5593077
Holy shit. How do I even answer that one?
Both??? Please let me pick both.

>>5593056

I mean, you just said pushed out of place, not like falling out. I meant it in a sexy way, silly.

>>5593065

That's pretty far out for casual hang outs..
But I mean, if you wanted..???

>>5593073

I've actually done that erotically with someone before.

>>5593071
You go with the flow, like all random meetings.

>>5593078

I've done this before...

My ex was working all day without AC in his work outfit.

He comes home sweating and hot as fuck, and I know his deodorant can't take that much abuse, so i go, grab him by his tie, and undress him for his shower so i can savor the musk.

Ended up cumming on him as my face was buried in his arm

>>5593092
I just wanna watch one. Pick one please

>>5593102
6 hours to kill, Das Boot.
Quality over dinner, OUATITW.

>>5593095
still grossu

>>5593075
Shut up you goit. You're just trying to act pleasant so I don't hide your cigarettes again.

i just hugged a cute girl

stay jealous fags lmao

>>5593095
Lol I don't mind driving. I have friends who live in asu that I hang out with on weekends.

>>5593108
Das boot it is then. Thanks anon

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>>5593095
They drilled a hole in your skull?

I'm trying to remember this weird film I watched where a man drilled through someones skull, and drank from the hole with a straw.

>>5593116

>cute

>girl

Pick one and only one

>>5593117

Oh shit, uhm
.. do you have skype?

>>5593125

No, they put skewers through my cheeks, silly.
I'm not into zombification like you, Dahmer Jr.
I'm just a masochist.

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>>5593100
That's so hot. I love when guys have fresh sweat musk in their pits (or crotch). It's like an aphrodisiac. A few guys have gotten confused by this, but they usually love me getting so turned on by their body.

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>>5593131
>they put skewers through my cheeks
Degenerate desu.

>>5593127
I do its zazonion

>>5593078
This would be hot, if instead of an uggo redneck you had posted someone actually hot.

tfw cute guy sits next to you on the bus and his arm touches you
tfw you're so lonely and pathetic and needy of physical contact with a male that you immediately get a hardon

oh god

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>>5593131
>tfw Dahmer is dom, a psychopath and has been dead for 21 years
I finally develop a crush on a gay man, and this is what I get. Why is life so cruel?

>>5593149
so you didn't talk to him
you just sat there with a boner when he probably also wanted to talk

smdh

Suffering from depression desu

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>>5593154
He was a cutie desu.

>>5593159
>you just sat there with a boner when he probably also wanted to talk
then he shouldve said something... and he was probably straight cause, you know, thats what most guys are

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>>5593160
drop dead then

>>5593140

I only have a few kinks, anon, they're just really intense ones.

>>5593143

FriendGET

>>5593154
>>5593162

You nerds.

>>5593166
>he shouldve said something
But he was waiting for you to say something first.

>>5593160
me too, anon
me too

>tfw no cool anons live in the piedmont of South Carolina.

is knee high socks, white briefs, and a sweater cute attire for the winter or is it a bit much

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>>5593191
femgen pls go.

>>5593173
I want to

>>5593178
I just need some one to cuddle with and tell me it's gunna be ok

>>5593177
well im not the kind of guy who starts up conversations with random people on the bus...
i'm really shy

>>5593203
guess you gotta step out of your comfort zone

>>5593199
but it wont be okay anon, because thats the pain of existence
i would cuddle you though

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>>5593198
not femgen though

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>>5593148
Redneck guys can be kinda hot in a casual way if you overlook the undesirable social policy opinions. And since so many fags in here are into Trump these days, I'm sure finding a redneck qt gay that they connect with may not be as hard as you'd think.

>>5593199
Cuddles only work for a little anon. Gotta find sonething more

>>5593191
Always adorable af

i wanna date a cute twink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4xwt_N1JMU

I'm alone at a diner-ish place chugging beers. What's your Friday like goobergabbles?

>>5593220
I would love a cuddle, anon. Even if everything is meaningless

I am tempted to make a GayGen Straight Edition just to see it mods will end up deleting it because it says "straight" in the title.

>qt guy asks for picture of cock

>too embarrassed to send


I hate myself

>>5593234
I've never had a cuddle so I wouldn't know. But I would give anything for the pain to subside just a little

>>5593236
making myself some soup and catching up with the Knick-er

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>>5593232
These guys look better even if they're still redneck trash.
That other one was fat and disgusting, tho.