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Tell us how much of an Ass Goblin you are, /gaygen/.

tinychat com/gaygen
tinychat com/gaygenrehab

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>>5590417
>Vegemite.jpg
>Get out of here with that aussie shite
it's damn sure better than marmite but that ain't saying much.

also, first
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>>5590424
Marmite is fucking delicious, you tasteless twat
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>>5590430
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>>5590430

triggered
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>>5590433
this
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>>5590424
>>5590433
>>5590436
>ozzies make vegemite sandwiches
>britbongs make marmite sandwiches
>americans make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
just yet another reason why USA is best country.
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>>5590444
They're disgustingly fat
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>>5590444
>*fat country
ftfy
wtbs marmite + peanut butter is GOAT
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I only devour ass that I've basted a coating of my seed in and out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zWezUZqGOE
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In all honesty, you haven't lived until you've had a *grilled* pb&j sandwich. It is pure degeneracy. It feels like you are actually going to have a heart attack while eating it.

>The trick is to grill both sides of each slice of bread and then add the peanut butter and jelly (or "jam" if you're a brit).
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>>5590455
Yes we care. Fuck off
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>>5590460
No im staying. I hate you faggots.
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>>5590463
We hate you too, what ever you are
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>>5590463
As bad as we are, you trannies are so awful that you made booger and circe decide to detransition and seek shelter with us.
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>>5590484
Is it some kind of transbian whore?
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>>5590455
uhm yah no itt we are welcoming of all gender expressions + identities tschk dw sis <3<3
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whats going on here?
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>>5590492
no idea
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I find ass eating strange and weird and bizarre.
But then ass sex kind of is, too.
But what makes perfect sense for some reason is how guys who insist on licking my ass then can somehow slide their dicks right in even though I'm normally super tight and reluctant. It works better than actual lube somehow, like if a guy does it that hard my ass just turns into a pussy and stops feeling pain.
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>>5590495
Untermensch are trying to intergrate amongst us.
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>>5590484
It doesn't really matter. Circe and booger have it on easy mode and its a good thing that they came here because mtfg treats nonpassing girls like myself like utter shit.
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>>5590499
oh god
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>>5590501
>nonpassing girls like myself
Get fucking destroyed by your genetics did we?
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Oh look everyone's talking about the tranny. Why am I not surprised.
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>>5590514

Hi, Harmonist.
4Chan is a slow piece of shit and I'm not afraid to die.
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>>5590517
Great, more untermensch
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>>5590517
I have no idea what you're talking about but hi.
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>>5590519
I am not even a mentsch you dumb faggot. Just because you saved a bunch of pictures of Germans doesn't make you better than anybody else.

Grow up "man"child. You're not cool for being a Nazi.
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>>5590517
>>5590524
no really why the fuck are you here?
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>>5590524
>I am not even a mentsch
>mfw mensch means human being
Enjoy never achieving the status of Übermensch
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>>5590528

I left for like a month.
It was a good idea.

>>5590522

Ok.
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>>5590512
omfg stop talkin shit about her!!!!!!! we need to make our new girly feel welcome this is a safe space kk
>>5590501 pic related is moi girly i think i pass really well like at least 75% of the time but sometimes i have my doubts too yanno.....
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>>5590537
gl with that
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>>5590537
I have never browsed /pol/ and I have no clue to which philosophy book you are referring too
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>>5590541
Well im going to bed.
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>>5590547
kay<3 night night sleep tight chick ;) x
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>>5590560
>chick
Bit of a stretch don't you think
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>>5590571

Do I know you?
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>>5590573
Are you a straight guy that has good smelling poo?
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>>5590451
>tfw no bf to baste your bp and then eat his cum out of it
I didn't want to wake up to this.
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>>5590575

No, but I'm wondering if it's /that/ Milo.
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>>5590590
Yeah that's me whats up its been a while bby.

Why'd you come back to 4-Chan?
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>>5590595

I don't fucking know.

There's not really anything here and it's really slow, too. And I guess I've got shit to do and shit to not do, too. And nobody's in the tinychats, either.

I guess I maybe was hoping for some femboy escapist shit, but there doesn't really seem to be much of that, just some talking about straight guys and whining about trans stuff.
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>like bbc
>hate blacks
What should I go?
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>>5590609
go to the projects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CGxDk4Hsks
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>tfw no charlie bf

why live
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>tfw lost my blowjob virginity to some bee sting lips twink slut
in the bathroom of a gay club. if this is how my future is going to be then I don't want to be part of it.
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>>5590813
aren't you happy about your masc4fem life?
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the anthropologist lady who lived on the first floor of my building and was one of the few people i talked to every day, passed away in her sleep last night
just saw her body being taken away

i'm devastated
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>be fem
>trannies invade
>they cause shit, shit up the thread
>mascs blame us and group us in with them and tell us to get out
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I'm fucking tired of men
tired of life
tired of being tired
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>>5590849
trannies are disgusting
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>last thread: straight man edition
>over 300 replies
>new thread created (this one)
why did the old one get deleted? why even bother reporting it if its a dead thread?
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>>5590834
:(
best wishes, anon.
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>>5590834
do you need a hug and a cry bb
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>>5590813

Oh no twinks sex how horrible
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>>5590813
Was he at least qt?

>>5590849
Nah everyone knows its the trannies. Just look at this thread.
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>>5590828
no I'm not. my (straight) friends fucking ditched me in the club THEY DRAGGED ME TOO. i had to search for them (obviously didn't find them since they split) and thenfoot the bill of four fucking beers. sat an drunk them alone at the bar while a sickly looking old faggot tried to flirt with me about the beer situation.
if it weren't for them i wouldn't have had to go to the urinals drunk to pee and i would never have had to met that botoxed slut who basically took advantage of me.
when i got home i scrubbed my dick with soap until it was fucking sore because I'm paranoid that slut probably had at least a dozen different stds.
fuck.
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>>5590834
:(((
I'm really sorry for your loss anon. I know you're sad and all but you should really go to her receiving of friends &/or funeral and let her family know what you just told us. That would probably mean so much to them.
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>>5590813

Please don't tell us more
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>>5590834
that sucks anon :(
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>>5590862
he wasn't something youd want to show your parents. he only had undies on and was probably high on something.
>>5590861
fuck you too tranny
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>>5590878
>he only had undies on
I'm kinda glad I've never been to a gay bar after hearing some of the horror stories on here.
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>mfw Amerifriends are waking up
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>>5590878
GirlWith is annoying af and autistic af, but I'm pretty sure he's no where near being a tranny, lol.
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>>5590878
>he wasn't something youd want to show your parents.

Like an A+ in trigonometry, you fucking dork?

Also, I'm a guy.
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>>5590886

I'll still be 100% passable by /lgbt/ standards when I lose the 10 lbs put on over the past two years, though.
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>>5590892
no, you fucking moron. like as in he was a coked up or methed up or we slut with plastic surgery lips.

also, how the fuck should I know? you have girl in your name.
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>>5590898
>tranny looking doubtful reaction pic.gif
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>>5590900
I sense a lot of anger in you, anon. It's time to embrace your softer fem side.
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straight women have the worst gaydar ever, i swear to god
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>>5590900
Then why did you let him suck you off lol. You're obviously just as desperate and degenerate as he was.
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>>5590913
>fem side
>implying I have one
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>>5590900
>oh no he was on drugs

You're still a fucking dork.

I have girl in my name?
Ew, let me change that.
I hope this clears things up.

>>5590905

Nah, I have pretty feminine facial features that become really obvious in the absence of the constant chewing, jaw clenching, and cheek fattening that's occurred in these troubled times.
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>>5590922
Why do you have pneumonic in your name? It makes no sense.
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>>5590916

Wait, I thought he said he did coke and forced himself on the twink's cock... who, let's face it, was probably some poor straight kid who was just very secure with his masculinity and moderately metrosexual. Anon's obviously more degenerate.
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>>5590929
I'm guessing its a play or pun on pneumatic
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>>5590929

It will if you ever get Pneumonia from sucking me off. Until then, you must survive with your ignorance.
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>>5590922
>>5590929
>>5590933
>>5590916
>>5590913
I will never confide in you again /gg/. fuckin faggot bitches all of you.
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>>5590941

How dare you I'll beat you with a rock.
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>>5590943
how dare you i'll beat you with a cock.
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>>5591005

Help! Transphobia!
Mods sic him!
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>>5591013
>implying mods care about trannies.
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>>5591038
... rude much?
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>>5590813
Don't let one bad experience ruin it for you with potentially great partners in the future.

Your friends are shitty and you should stop being their friend. Ditch them like they ditched you.
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>>5590863
Maybe your friends are trying to tell you something. That they don't want to be your friend anymore. They forced you to go to the gay club, they left you there alone, they ordered beer that they didn't pay for and forced you to pay for them and drink them.

Sounds to me like they ditched you as a friend and no longer want to hang out with you. I say good ridden to all of them stop being their friend.
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>>5591038
>implying anyone cares about trannies
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>>5590941
>Harmonist
>faggot bitch
Yep, everyone attack this stupid bitch named Harmonist with no mercy.
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>>5591057
Sorry bb. I call them like I see them.
>>5591079
kek
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>>5591104
post brobdingnagian dick
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>>5591104
I don't understand why you're even here. You're not gay so get out.
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>>5591038
>Implying that's not the only thing they care about
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>>5591102
He's not long for this world, be nice.
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>>5591148
>he's not long for this world
what the fuck does that mean? speak english you abotarded kangaroo fucker!
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>>5591130
>brobdingnagian
Bonus points for word usage. I would, but I promised myself dick pics are only for paying customers. lol
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It's friday. Yeehaw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7hSXxc61UI
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>>5591151
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/not+long+for+this+world
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>>5591151
That's not even an obscure idiom.
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>>5591163
It isn't an idiom in Ameribestland
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>>5591153
WHORE GET OUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN GAY
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>>5591165
>Ameribestland
Keep tell yourself that, laddy
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>>5591165
>Ameribestland
>Best
Norway and Australia are objectively the best countries in the world.
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>>5591165

Yes it is. It's pretty fucking common.
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>>5591186
No one cares what a tranny thinks. Your opinions are discarded and voided.
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>>5591186
Nobody asked you, untermensch tranny
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>>5591200
no one asked you either retarded Nazi faggot.
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Whatchu listenin to gaygen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGAP1Swj-dM
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>>5591206
>>5591200
>>5591186
>>5591153

I wish all you freaks would just fucking leave. None of you belong here! GET OUT!
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good god what the fuck is happening here
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>>5591208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u_v9H24PfY
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>>5591213
Get out you stupid fucking neo-nazi freak!
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>>5591219
>implying that anon isn't untermensch too
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>>5591197
>>5591200

I'm not transsexual.
Also, it's not even opinion. "Not long for this world" is an extremely common idiom.
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>>5591213
Post wurst, meine Spanferkel.
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>>5591232
tell me model/bully anon, what happened to this place
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>>5591224
you're so annoying why can't you see that? no one gives a shit if you have nazi outfits and nazi flags and shit. You are boring and no one likes you, NO ONE CARES. Just go slit your wrists or shoot yourself in the head like Hilter your Führer. Go die just like him and fucking spare us you're annoyance.
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>>5591230
Don't think I don't know it's a common idiom. I just don't like you and think you should fuck right off
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>>5591234
Full moon is nearing, and it's a well known fact that women, gays and the insane goes crazy during full moons.
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>>5591237

If it's any consolation, I might die of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESkoh7SsysM

From eating all this chocolate. It's disgusting.
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>>5591235
>mfw the untermensch is mad so they resort to underhand tactics.
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>>5591235
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>>5591242
>die of chocolate
are you a dog?
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>>5591234
I don't know, I only woke up a couple of hours ago to feed.
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>>5591244
Id have to agree with >>5591235

you are pretty damn annoying
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>>5591242
Posting that shite instead of this http://youtu.be/s359OsWRBLM
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>tfw just got put in charge of a prestigious electrical engineering project despite the fact my speciality is in fluid mechanics

its mostly easy admin, and this is going to make my uni applications fucking b e a u t i f u l
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>>5591255
>to feed
what are you livestock?
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>>5591274
congrats. just don't fuck it up like you know who, who also wasn't qualified for his job title
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>>5591254

YouTube link is Jag Panzer's "Cardiac Arrest."

>>5591260
>2tone

Sorry, I wasn't trying to put anyone to sleep.
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>>5591281

Barack Obama?
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>Set up a hookup
>I''ll be going in about an hour
>Guy just texted me "Can't wait for our date"
Fuck what do
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>>5591290
why won't you leave? you don't belong here!
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>>5591276
My kind must wake at midnight to feed.
That's a cute cow, it has fluffy ears. I've always been fond of farm animals, except horses.
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>>5591287
>implying 2 tone is the best music genre
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>>5591295
>hookup
>date
Those are two completely different things. Which is it a hook up or a date?
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>>5591303
>having a Banksy tattoo
How embarrassing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banksy
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>>5591296

I never walk in the street or gather 'round where people meet.
With you on my head, and me on my toes, wondering what everyone knows...

>>5591306

That's the opposite of what I was implying.
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>>5591310
Hookup but the guy think it's a date
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>>5591303
>except horses.
that's sad alf stewart-kun
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>>5591321
well slap him when you meet him and say hookups aren't dates.
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>>5591303

Kleppe anon, gimme some thinspiration, baby. I'm in a dark place and I can barely see my chest for the disgusting puffy plumes of morbid jelly. I've been eating peanut butter this morning and I don't fucking know why. It's like I do it for entertainment, but I am not fucking entertained.
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Link looks p cute in today's GMM.
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>>5591330
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>>5591320
Meant isn't but that gone now so fucking forget it
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>>5591349

I don't understand.
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>>5591317
I know who Banksy is.
Do not judge, just pretend his tattoos don't exist.

>>5591325
I HATE them.

>>5591330
Uh, Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels..or whatever pro-ana hambeasts on Tumblr spout for attention these days.
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>>5591354

>Uh, Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

Oh, fuck, that's true. Thank you.
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>>5591353
its a meme u dip

major key

>>5591354

she legit looks nonhuman
uncanny valley coming out the wazoo
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>>5591361

There's a "coming in the wazoo" joke to make in response to that picture but basically what i'm saying is that i want him to fuck me.
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>>5591361

I bet she has lotsa fun, though.
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>"No worries, what about us grabbing some soda before I suck your dick, then we get pizza afterwards?"
This guy is the most outright person I've ever met
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>>5591361
>tfw no 70big video in 7 months

Has he forsaken us?
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>>5591361
>she legit looks nonhuman
That was pretty much the key to her success.

>>5591375
Slut.
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>mfw gaygen is even worse than I thought it could get
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>>5591405
It'll calm down once the idiots get bored and stop shitposting
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>>5591402

I don't deny anything.
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He he what
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>>5591405
Maybe if you post wurst, it won't be so bad.

>>5591418
One of these days I will seal you away for good.
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Why do we allow pathetic and attention-seeking straight men like AnnSkellington, and trannies like Circé and Booger to run Gaygen?

We're so weak
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>>5591443
>>5591445

same reason i keep getting out when bully-kun tries to lock me away
stop hiring such hot guards and i'll be less willing to fuck them
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>>5591450
You're literally evil tb qh. Go do something with your life and leave gay men alone you dirty looking spic.
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>>5591445
pls stop bullying them

>>5591410
untrue

>>5591405
you cant be very creative then
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>>5591458
I just want this to be a safe space for gay men

Aren't we oppressed and disrespected enough? baka
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>>5591471
i just want friends
please stop making this harder for me
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>>5591482
Yeah, right, but you turned me down when I offered you my friendship, dumbass. Go fuck yourself.
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>>5591438
silkies are fucking hot 2bh. I really should have joined the marines.
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>>5591445
They really just need to go into the acid showers tbqh.

We don't even get cute straight guys smdh
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Praying for you all today to be delivered from sin.
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>>5591505
They're crazy, you're better off not near any marines.

>>5591445
Please support me as I become the king trip of gg.
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>>5591505

do you ever like do that pec muscle bounce thing except with your quads?
Feels pretty good in the morning.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lxbu4yMrja
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please don't forget to pray today
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>>5591552
>muscle guy bottoming

absolutely gross and against the natural order of things
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>>5591592
No one is bottoming, he is praying. Don't be so perverted.
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>>5591592
>muscle guy
Absolutely gross and against the natural order of things.

>>5591594
Kek, I can never hate you, best Shitler.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LQPQ4QC04j
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>>5591552

P. hot
I wanna see the daddy's face, tho
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>>5591602
I swear to god I will find this skinny faggot and kill him
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>tfw will never be this qt
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>>5591592
>appealing to "the natural order of things"
>talking about gay sex
:^)
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>>5591602
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LQPQ4QC04j

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cw46vFU6lM
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>>5591631
Dem hairy legs oh baby
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>>5591640

Best feature, desu
His face is too, like, 50's american greaser

>>5591602

that started out so cute
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>>5591632
masc4fem for life
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>talk to really nice guy

>is really cool

>find out he's a huge pot head

Ugh, why is weed the worst drug ever to be obsessed with?
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>>5591494
who are you
r u cute
i want to go see The Boy but no one i know wants to do u want to take me to see it today? :)
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>>5591690
iktf
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>>5591693
I don't know, it doesn't look too good. Don't you want to do something else baby? Let's get in my car and go somewhere
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can any masc guy here make a cute fluffy vocaroo saying good night and sweet dreams or somthing?
:'(
please.
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>>5591708
no
i want to see this shitty movie with a dumb premise so i can blog about how bad it was
GOD
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>>5591724

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QbNgQG5cDM
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>>5591724
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m2942T59OJ
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>>5591747

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JLT44wjvsj
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>>5591732
Ok, we can go then, I guess
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>>5591762
>>5591747
i love you.
>>5591751
i love you.

that was amazing. i spit out my milk.
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>>5591787
>i spit out my milk
lewd
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>>5591724
does it count if i sound masc but look like a faggot
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>>5591747
>>5591762
>>5591751
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dHDHJ6AUXe
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>>5591592
>>5591592
>I begin lifting when I get paid to buy a few things.
>MFW I know deep in my heart that even if I succeed in my goals of adding muscle to my frame, I'm still probably going to be a mostly bottom with a submissive streak that gets slutty when a guy turns on the dom charm.

I'm not sure if that's good or not. I know there's porn and shit but is this even appealing to anyone? Can that kind of dichotomy work?
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>>5591814

me too

im sure at least SOMEONE out there will like us
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>>5591806
yes it's all the same when all you hear is the voice. unless you have very fem.. piercings that rattle?
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>>5591827

Are you talking about me
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>>5591814
i sincerely think it looks weird. just my opinion though.
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>>5591765
too late, lost interest in you
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>>5591830
Not everything is about you, tripfag.
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>>5591832
When does it seem appealing? When a guy has the twink look (which is what I'm close to now)?

Or is it always weird looking? Or is it the muscles that's weird looking? I'm not aiming for pic related (no way am I reaching bara porn tier), just something that adds something to my current form. So defined limb muscles, some back and chest, probably abs since I'm already low enough with bodyfat.
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>>5591834
I don't think I was ever interested
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>>5591840

I'll cuddle you, anon, if you're lonely.
Do you wanna watch a movie while we fall asleep?
I just washed my sheets, too, they're real comfy. <3
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>tfw just found out there is a sequel to 2001 a space odyssey called 2010 the year we make contact
>SP disliked 2001 a space odyssey
>tell SP there's a sequel
>SP responds "Are you trying to make me vomit"
>Think of the quote from Dr. Bob Kelso on Scrubs "Make it quick, I'm about to vomit."
>scrubs tv show Started 2001 and the show ended in 2010

Das sum scurry shit!
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>>5591864
Damn it 4chan why can't you save my Tripcode you piece of shit. I guess that's what I get for putting my computer through factory reset.
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>>5591861
how can u offer someone friendship and not be interested
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>>5591879
I was just desperate
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>>5591887
sounds like u were interested then...
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Hereto guy who tried gay sex yesterday. Didn't like it at all.

Last night I had sex with an 18 year old I met on grindr. He only stuck it in me once, and took it back out because I didn't like it at all. Nobody ejaculated.
Before he stuck it in, He told me he was clean, and he said he rarely hooks up, and he usually gives oral anyway.
No blood or jizz.

I'm getting tested next Friday. Should I be worried?
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>>5591897
yeah you have the gay
RIP faggot
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>>5591864
>>5591869
Further evidence that Juppy removes trip to bully.
>I-I was putting my computer through a factory reset, I swear!
See your ass in court, cunt.
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>>5591900
No I'm serious. I wasn't worried till some jerk on /fit/ was trolling me about hiv.
I am very certain I'm clean is anything, but still should I be worried?
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>>5591903

This'd be adorable if it wasn't technically valid.
Don't be worried and also you gotta wait a few months for HIV testing, getting it right after wouldn't read even if you had it.
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>cute bored guy with a boner

aw
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>>5591903
hiv probably wont show up on the test even if you did get infected
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>>5591903

as long as he didn't manage to magically telepathically nut or piss inside you without your knowledge you should be ok.
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>>5591903
Why would you not have him wrap it up? HIV rates are high among gays, partially because it's so easy to spread via getting fucked?

The good news is he didn't cum according to you, which is basically an HIV injection. You're probably safe thanks to that this time, but holy shit.

Also I'm amused at your first gay experimenting being getting fucked in the ass. What had you go straight there without stopping at "getting a blowjob is ok, I'm just enjoying it" and "I'm just fucking ass, no biggie" and "it's just a brojob, he helped me out so I'm being nice and helping him too"?
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>>5591896
Yea sure I kinda was, but now you're being a complete jerk for no reason... goodbye
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>>5591854

hows this for an achievable goal?
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>>5591903
yeah you a dead bitch sorry RIP
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>>5591902
Have you noticed I haven't posted anything I use to post all the time. Since the gifs and photos are on an external hard drive.

Why don't you stop being stupid.
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>>5591897

Did you even try any foreplay? Like what was the point then just stick it in your ass and go?

Hetero people are weird
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help i cant stop thinking about making out with dudes and touching their dicks i wasnt gay before i think this is just ocd or something jesus i want these thoughts to go away they bother me
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>>5591923
>Juppy only leaves trip on when he's bullying me
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wtf is an ass goblin

I know cock goblins and knobgoblins and some varieties of trolls but wtf is an ass goblin
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>>5591928
>hocd

lmao
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>>5591920

His hips look disproportionately small but the rest of his body is pretty naisu
Especially that hair, tho
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>>5591919
stop bullying me
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>>5591928
i bet on top of being a bad shitposter you're also bad at kissing tbqhhhh
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>>5591940
I hope you fall down the stairs hahahhahha
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>>5591947
edgy

>>5591928
trying not 2 think about sutff makes its harder
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>>5591920
Something like that on the upper, but with bigger legs and ass because I enjoy squatting and I'm a nignog so my ass is big anyways.
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>>5591983
literally trash tier description honestly, like what kind of deformed pear
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playing some csgo while waiting for the night, i cant wait for the date with this guy, feels good man
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>>5591983
>my ass is big anyways
A big ass isn't a bad thing.
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>>5592009

Uunnnffffhh
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>>5591903
Get out, stupid straightfag.

>>5591983
This is a good goal body.
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>>5591983
>>5592009

Let's keep this a lust-free zone. This board is for discussion only.
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>>5591935
this isn't a meme, this is my life, this is terrible
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WE ARE HIS WORKMANSHIP
CREATED FOR GOOD WORKS IN CHRIST
HE CALLS US TO OFFER UP OURSELVES AS A LIVING SACRIFICE.

Have you prayed today /gaygen/?
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Maintained my added weight.
Still have to work on not stressing out my head, tho, I keep getting headaches.
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>>5592042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dNvhOgFb19
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>>5591987
The point is they have to be proportionate. I don't want to be a leg day skipper, and since leg exercises are enjoyable anyways, I don't see that happening. If anything the swimmer dude looks like a pear, just an upside down pear. He probably has that body from the swimming itself and a little training so that's ok, but for a guy that would mainly lift, that doesn't look ideal at all. Again especially factoring the ass thing.
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It snowed so I don't have work today. I'm happ. What are you doing /gaygen/?
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>>5591934
>gobbler (noun)
>1.a person or thing that gobbles or consumes voraciously or quickly:

>goblin (noun)
>1.(in folklore) a small grotesque supernatural creature, regarded as malevolent towards human beings


eh, I probably should've called it "Ass Gobblin" to make the pun work a little better.
Any way, an ass goblin/gobblin is an ass eating fiend.
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there are more gays on /v/ in comparison to /gaygen/, moving there friends
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Going to start hitting the gym on my way home for an hour 3 times a week to start... I just don't know what to do gay gen. I don't really feel like I need muscle, just need to burn extra stuff, and the /fit/ sticky was a little confusing.

I just wanna run or ride a bike or use a stair master to lose my gut and sides without losing my ass or thighs
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>>5592057
crying
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>>5592023
k.
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>>5592114
That's what I keep trying to tell all the twinks on grindr, I can't be your Viking daddy I says, I'm gay dead you see.
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>>5592114
>take testosterone blockers
>already look younger and better than last year
>gay death wont hit me until late 20s, i either stop and aim for daddy aesthetic or kill myself
>smug feel
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>>5592104

Literally the first paragraph of the sticky explains why your plan is bullshit

actually read it this time
>liamrosen.net/fitness.html
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>almost dead
>haven't even had sex
life just passes you by
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>>5592123
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>>5592137
>take t blockers
you're already dead
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>>5592122
why babe?
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>>5591438
>>5591505
>never heard of "silkies"
>googled
>found this little jem. Enjoy:

>"In Little League we had a coach [who always wore silkies] that would fall asleep in a lawnchair and his nutsack would be dangling thru the lawnchair, his German shepard would be right underneath the lawnchair, very disturbing image of my youthful days."
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>>5592104
lets ride the bike together
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>>5592154
Dead and cute
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>>5592157
life is awful and boys suck
also im dramatic
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>>5592138

Nah.
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>>5592048

I was about to say "i don't have a beautiful black women" but actually one of my playmates is although saying that I "have" her makes me uncomfortable.

>>5592057

I just lifted and now I'm eating tofu and baked plantains
I'm drawing now also it's snowing here's, too~<3

>>5592123

irl JJBA
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>>5592171
omg horror just kill yourself
you wish you were a qt twink but you are just a uggo freak who no-one even likes
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>>5592199
100% accurate
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>>5592183
IIRC the TL;DR is that where your fat lands on your body is mostly genetic. You can't target specific spots and try to burn it off there, you just burn calories and it takes fat from where your body normally does. It's not like working a muscle out where that specific muscle gets broken down and built up bigger.
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>>5592138
>Literally the first paragraph of the sticky explains why your plan is bullshit

how does:
>I don't want to become some huge bodybuilder freak, I just want to get in better shape and look better. Should I read this?
>That's what this guide is for. It's a basic guide to diet and fitness for beginners who want to get in better shape. If you want to look better, improve your overall athletic ability, or just improve your health, read on. If you're a bodybuilder or athlete, you probably already know most of this anyway.

explain why his plan is bullshit?
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>>5592191
why are you such a faggot?
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>>5592199
..damn... horror on suicide watch
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>>5592123
Wrestlers are not fair.

>>5592146
But this is actual porn so it's cheating. It's not good lustposting if it's supposed to be porn.
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>>5592229
Does it really matter?
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Buying gifts for women is fucking exhausting.

Any tranny itt can tell me if pic related dress is something they would wear?
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>>5592199
shit son thats harsh
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>>5592191
>playmates
>~<3

Stop. You are not a twelve year old Girl. Why do you act so tryhard and cringey? Urgh, trannies like you and booger need a strong dose of reality
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>>5592208
>tfw always had thick booty
>gained weight in belly
>lost weight
>kept belly and butt went flat
>gained some weight back
>belly got bigger, butt stayed flat
kill me now
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Slutboi, post pics of snow, bby

>>5592236

>and then they kiss

>>5592252

By playmate, I mean a sexual partner.
Also what can I say, I'm full of love
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>>5592208

I remember that, but was hoping something build them up stronger at least.

My real issue is eating... I'm super incompetent when it comes to making food, so since I live an hour and a half away from home, sometimes it's just difficult to avoid fast food which tastes a lot better than whatever I end up burning or undercooking.
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>>5592123
Sweet baby jesus
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>>5592256
Stop being such a neo-bottom, fat asses are for retarded women
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>>5592243
>current year taking fashion advice from trannies
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>>5592191
That's the Babylon yams talking, making you passive and homosexual.
In other news, I've almost finished the first section of my online Norwegian course.

>>5592243
That's foul, certainly looks like something a tranny would wear.
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>>5592236
It's the principle, Jupp-sama. You gotta post stuff that's lust worthy, but can't be acted on. The torture is part of the appeal.

>>5592261
Learn to cook or you'll never find a husband.
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>>5592264
>>5592266
I'm desperate.
Shopping for men is much easier.
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>>5592274

I can bake... Cake and lasagna are my staples for keeping a man.
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thoughts?
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>>5592284
if thats all you know to cook, i feel sorry for you
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>>5592284
>cake and lasagna
easily the worst two fucking dishes to keep a man
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>>5592263
wtf is a "neo-bottom"
also thick booty != fat ass
and who the fuck ever thinks a flat, dumpy ass is hot
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>>5592266

I don't think I've ever eaten a yam but i'm pretty on board with the no condoms thing
Also what kind of things have you learned~?
It's super adorable that you're learning norwegian for your modelfu.
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>>5592284
>guide to make your man a hambeast

Learn to cook /fit/.
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>>5592199
i dont wish i was a qt twink and the other two things r the central issues i came 2 gaygen for
???

>>5592243
this dress is sort of ugly but not like tacky ugly, like "i bought this for the brand" ugly
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>>5592274
w/e mang
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>>5592300
>wtf is a "neo-bottom"

Here's your (you)
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>>5592292
>>5592293
>>5592308

I just said I can't cook, so my apologies. Luckily every person I've dated was a great cook so I only did desserts or... Umm... That's about it
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>>5592291
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>>5592324
>>5592324
>>5592324
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>>5592291
Painkillers would be a more pleasant way to die than from AIDS. Where are all these fags getting their prescription painkillers from?
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>>5592291
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh god my sides
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>>5592300
>doesn't know what's a neo-bottom
don't be such a neo-ass, anon
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How do you be rough and aggressive in sex if you're naturally submissive?
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