Tell us how much of an Ass Goblin you are, /gaygen/.
I only devour ass that I've basted a coating of my seed in and out.
In all honesty, you haven't lived until you've had a *grilled* pb&j sandwich. It is pure degeneracy. It feels like you are actually going to have a heart attack while eating it.
>The trick is to grill both sides of each slice of bread and then add the peanut butter and jelly (or "jam" if you're a brit).
I find ass eating strange and weird and bizarre.
But then ass sex kind of is, too.
But what makes perfect sense for some reason is how guys who insist on licking my ass then can somehow slide their dicks right in even though I'm normally super tight and reluctant. It works better than actual lube somehow, like if a guy does it that hard my ass just turns into a pussy and stops feeling pain.
>nonpassing girls like myself
Get fucking destroyed by your genetics did we?
I am not even a mentsch you dumb faggot. Just because you saved a bunch of pictures of Germans doesn't make you better than anybody else.
Grow up "man"child. You're not cool for being a Nazi.
>I am not even a mentsch
>mfw mensch means human being
Enjoy never achieving the status of Übermensch
I have never browsed /pol/ and I have no clue to which philosophy book you are referring too
Yeah that's me whats up its been a while bby.
Why'd you come back to 4-Chan?
I don't fucking know.
There's not really anything here and it's really slow, too. And I guess I've got shit to do and shit to not do, too. And nobody's in the tinychats, either.
I guess I maybe was hoping for some femboy escapist shit, but there doesn't really seem to be much of that, just some talking about straight guys and whining about trans stuff.
>tfw lost my blowjob virginity to some bee sting lips twink slut
in the bathroom of a gay club. if this is how my future is going to be then I don't want to be part of it.
the anthropologist lady who lived on the first floor of my building and was one of the few people i talked to every day, passed away in her sleep last night
just saw her body being taken away
I'm fucking tired of men
tired of life
tired of being tired
no I'm not. my (straight) friends fucking ditched me in the club THEY DRAGGED ME TOO. i had to search for them (obviously didn't find them since they split) and thenfoot the bill of four fucking beers. sat an drunk them alone at the bar while a sickly looking old faggot tried to flirt with me about the beer situation.
if it weren't for them i wouldn't have had to go to the urinals drunk to pee and i would never have had to met that botoxed slut who basically took advantage of me.
when i got home i scrubbed my dick with soap until it was fucking sore because I'm paranoid that slut probably had at least a dozen different stds.
I'm really sorry for your loss anon. I know you're sad and all but you should really go to her receiving of friends &/or funeral and let her family know what you just told us. That would probably mean so much to them.
>he only had undies on
I'm kinda glad I've never been to a gay bar after hearing some of the horror stories on here.
>oh no he was on drugs
You're still a fucking dork.
I have girl in my name?
Ew, let me change that.
I hope this clears things up.
Nah, I have pretty feminine facial features that become really obvious in the absence of the constant chewing, jaw clenching, and cheek fattening that's occurred in these troubled times.
Wait, I thought he said he did coke and forced himself on the twink's cock... who, let's face it, was probably some poor straight kid who was just very secure with his masculinity and moderately metrosexual. Anon's obviously more degenerate.
Don't let one bad experience ruin it for you with potentially great partners in the future.
Your friends are shitty and you should stop being their friend. Ditch them like they ditched you.
Maybe your friends are trying to tell you something. That they don't want to be your friend anymore. They forced you to go to the gay club, they left you there alone, they ordered beer that they didn't pay for and forced you to pay for them and drink them.
Sounds to me like they ditched you as a friend and no longer want to hang out with you. I say good ridden to all of them stop being their friend.
I don't understand why you're even here. You're not gay so get out.
That's not even an obscure idiom.
Norway and Australia are objectively the best countries in the world.
Post wurst, meine Spanferkel.
you're so annoying why can't you see that? no one gives a shit if you have nazi outfits and nazi flags and shit. You are boring and no one likes you, NO ONE CARES. Just go slit your wrists or shoot yourself in the head like Hilter your Führer. Go die just like him and fucking spare us you're annoyance.
>mfw the untermensch is mad so they resort to underhand tactics.
I don't know, I only woke up a couple of hours ago to feed.
>tfw just got put in charge of a prestigious electrical engineering project despite the fact my speciality is in fluid mechanics
its mostly easy admin, and this is going to make my uni applications fucking b e a u t i f u l
congrats. just don't fuck it up like you know who, who also wasn't qualified for his job title
>Set up a hookup
>I''ll be going in about an hour
>Guy just texted me "Can't wait for our date"
Fuck what do
My kind must wake at midnight to feed.
That's a cute cow, it has fluffy ears. I've always been fond of farm animals, except horses.
Kleppe anon, gimme some thinspiration, baby. I'm in a dark place and I can barely see my chest for the disgusting puffy plumes of morbid jelly. I've been eating peanut butter this morning and I don't fucking know why. It's like I do it for entertainment, but I am not fucking entertained.
>"No worries, what about us grabbing some soda before I suck your dick, then we get pizza afterwards?"
This guy is the most outright person I've ever met
silkies are fucking hot 2bh. I really should have joined the marines.
Praying for you all today to be delivered from sin.
>I begin lifting when I get paid to buy a few things.
>MFW I know deep in my heart that even if I succeed in my goals of adding muscle to my frame, I'm still probably going to be a mostly bottom with a submissive streak that gets slutty when a guy turns on the dom charm.
I'm not sure if that's good or not. I know there's porn and shit but is this even appealing to anyone? Can that kind of dichotomy work?
When does it seem appealing? When a guy has the twink look (which is what I'm close to now)?
Or is it always weird looking? Or is it the muscles that's weird looking? I'm not aiming for pic related (no way am I reaching bara porn tier), just something that adds something to my current form. So defined limb muscles, some back and chest, probably abs since I'm already low enough with bodyfat.
>tfw just found out there is a sequel to 2001 a space odyssey called 2010 the year we make contact
>SP disliked 2001 a space odyssey
>tell SP there's a sequel
>SP responds "Are you trying to make me vomit"
>Think of the quote from Dr. Bob Kelso on Scrubs "Make it quick, I'm about to vomit."
>scrubs tv show Started 2001 and the show ended in 2010
Das sum scurry shit!
Hereto guy who tried gay sex yesterday. Didn't like it at all.
Last night I had sex with an 18 year old I met on grindr. He only stuck it in me once, and took it back out because I didn't like it at all. Nobody ejaculated.
Before he stuck it in, He told me he was clean, and he said he rarely hooks up, and he usually gives oral anyway.
No blood or jizz.
I'm getting tested next Friday. Should I be worried?
Why would you not have him wrap it up? HIV rates are high among gays, partially because it's so easy to spread via getting fucked?
The good news is he didn't cum according to you, which is basically an HIV injection. You're probably safe thanks to that this time, but holy shit.
Also I'm amused at your first gay experimenting being getting fucked in the ass. What had you go straight there without stopping at "getting a blowjob is ok, I'm just enjoying it" and "I'm just fucking ass, no biggie" and "it's just a brojob, he helped me out so I'm being nice and helping him too"?
hows this for an achievable goal?
Have you noticed I haven't posted anything I use to post all the time. Since the gifs and photos are on an external hard drive.
Why don't you stop being stupid.
>Juppy only leaves trip on when he's bullying me
Something like that on the upper, but with bigger legs and ass because I enjoy squatting and I'm a nignog so my ass is big anyways.
>my ass is big anyways
A big ass isn't a bad thing.
WE ARE HIS WORKMANSHIP
CREATED FOR GOOD WORKS IN CHRIST
HE CALLS US TO OFFER UP OURSELVES AS A LIVING SACRIFICE.
Have you prayed today /gaygen/?
The point is they have to be proportionate. I don't want to be a leg day skipper, and since leg exercises are enjoyable anyways, I don't see that happening. If anything the swimmer dude looks like a pear, just an upside down pear. He probably has that body from the swimming itself and a little training so that's ok, but for a guy that would mainly lift, that doesn't look ideal at all. Again especially factoring the ass thing.
>1.a person or thing that gobbles or consumes voraciously or quickly:
>1.(in folklore) a small grotesque supernatural creature, regarded as malevolent towards human beings
eh, I probably should've called it "Ass Gobblin" to make the pun work a little better.
Any way, an ass goblin/gobblin is an ass eating fiend.
Going to start hitting the gym on my way home for an hour 3 times a week to start... I just don't know what to do gay gen. I don't really feel like I need muscle, just need to burn extra stuff, and the /fit/ sticky was a little confusing.
I just wanna run or ride a bike or use a stair master to lose my gut and sides without losing my ass or thighs
>never heard of "silkies"
>found this little jem. Enjoy:
>"In Little League we had a coach [who always wore silkies] that would fall asleep in a lawnchair and his nutsack would be dangling thru the lawnchair, his German shepard would be right underneath the lawnchair, very disturbing image of my youthful days."
IIRC the TL;DR is that where your fat lands on your body is mostly genetic. You can't target specific spots and try to burn it off there, you just burn calories and it takes fat from where your body normally does. It's not like working a muscle out where that specific muscle gets broken down and built up bigger.
>Literally the first paragraph of the sticky explains why your plan is bullshit
>I don't want to become some huge bodybuilder freak, I just want to get in better shape and look better. Should I read this?
>That's what this guide is for. It's a basic guide to diet and fitness for beginners who want to get in better shape. If you want to look better, improve your overall athletic ability, or just improve your health, read on. If you're a bodybuilder or athlete, you probably already know most of this anyway.
explain why his plan is bullshit?
Buying gifts for women is fucking exhausting.
Any tranny itt can tell me if pic related dress is something they would wear?
I remember that, but was hoping something build them up stronger at least.
My real issue is eating... I'm super incompetent when it comes to making food, so since I live an hour and a half away from home, sometimes it's just difficult to avoid fast food which tastes a lot better than whatever I end up burning or undercooking.
I don't think I've ever eaten a yam but i'm pretty on board with the no condoms thing
Also what kind of things have you learned~?
It's super adorable that you're learning norwegian for your modelfu.
>guide to make your man a hambeast
Learn to cook /fit/.