fuck you i liked it
Which makes for better sex lubricant, mud or leech-slime?
>jashifags shitting the board up with more threads
>>92190861
Me too, but there's a ton of threads just now on /co/, dude.
>>92190928
Considering the leech slime seems to cause agonizing pain, not the leech slime.
As long as it means the FF stay away from the MCU then it's worth the sacrifice.
>Actually trusting Marvel Studios with Doctor Doom after they only did two movie villains right.
Fuck that. I would rather him be in limbo.
Daily reminder that Samurai Jack is about a moralistic, traditionalist, warrior prince struggling against modernity and trying to bring order to an inverted world.
It's literally /pol/ the show.
thank you for the reminder OP, good to keep in mind
>>92190338
>Trained with black people
>Totally /pol/
>>92190377
Samurai Jack has always been about an atavistic warrior-prince struggling against modernity. The whole point of this season has been an allegorical tale in which the modern woman is reclaimed from the degeneracy of feminism by the living embodiment of traditionalism and then forms a relationship with, thereby redeeming women and completing Jack as a man (as per The Princess and the Frog archetypes), which I'd guess is what enables him to finally overcome Aku.
No one said anything because it was a shitty play on words, Dorothy.
Also, no Ryan sighting tonight unless he's disguised as a bench or a tree.
Ryan has somehow found a way to max out his camo index, I see.
Does this comic have any business majors in it?
Serious question.
>>92189457
>journalism has become a distraction
When was the last time Dorothy did any journalism? Or is this all a set-up to remind the reader that Dorothy writes about Ama-
>yer not gonna talk to Amazi-Girl any more? But... you LOVE Amazi-Girl!
Welp.
I'm still going to assume that Ryan is following Dorothy around to ask her about Amazi-Girl and who she might be.
>>92189490
Obviously, Ryan is blending in with the brick wall.
Somebody give timofey a beat for these sick rhymes
>>92189226
oh shit an efheby
>>92189459
Oh shit is right. It certainly lives up to the Q&A descriptions.
It also figures that the Tongues would plant an entrance in the middle of a municipal graveyard. I wonder if the the floating skull dudes are security detail or just appropriate decor?
>>92189459
A what now?
Oh no! A bully!
I'm sure this recurring character will be a nuisance and a threat to Morty. Maybe somewhere along the line Morty will learn to gain bravery and courage from these events and learn to stand up to
OH FUCK HE'S DEAD
>>92188988
>inb4 reditfags complaining about all the reditfags on 4chan
>>92188988
I was glad he died instantly. Can they kill off the black kid now?
Let's take this outside.
>>92064501
inb4 she somehow kills small metal bar wolf, but is still made out to be the bad guy by wolf apologists
On the one hand I'm bored by this storyline.
On the other it's the least likely to have Marx show up in it.
>>92065670
How so?
Choose one.
>Choose ONE
So, if I pick Billie Numerous, am I cheating?
Because she's what I want
big one
gotta go with calamitous boipucci
Episode 9:
>Jack wakes up to discover Ashi is gone. Jack is afraid he might have lost Ashi somehow, so he goes out looking for her.
>Jack stumbles upon the junkyard and ends up in the Guardian's lair who has secretly guarded the last time portal.
>Jack decides he doesn't want to use the time portal, but help rebuild the future instead, the Guardian says Jack can use the portal incase he changes his mind.
>Jack defeats the Guardian.
>It turns out Ashi was kidnapped by the High Priestess and taken to Aku.
>Aku discovers this and a pregnant Ashi. He realizes he can use this for leverage.
Episode 10:
>Jack is discovered by the Scotsman's ghost and his army made up of all the people Jack saved.
>Jack prepares an attack towards Aku's lair.
>Jack ends up in Aku's layer and tries to fight.
>Jack ends up in chains, forcing Ashi to fight. Ashi faces her mother/ Aku, but dies at least killing her mother.
>Jack has a final battle with Aku with the fate of the Universe at fate.
>Scaramouche makes it to Aku's lair and tells Aku Jack lost his sword.
>Jack ages normally now (not rapidly).
>This distracts Aku long enough for Jack to make the finishing blow.
>Jack decides to use the last time portal to go back and save Ashi.
>Jack and Ashi become king and queen (like the Guardian's vision) of the new world and all the people Jack inspired help rebuild the world.
>Jack tells his kid the story of defeating Aku which is parallel to Jack's dad telling his story ending the story in a full circle.
>Wa-Cha!
ep. 9 seems pretty weak. maybe move the meeting Scotsmans army at the end of it instead
>>92188737
Nah anon. Jack is going to die. That right there is the future vision of his unborn son.
>>92188737
I would rather have both of them returning to the past with a split timeline going on, Jack's friends can rebuild the future while he and his waifu protect the OG timeline from the other Aku
>Jack is about to defeat Aku
>he reaches for a time portal and brings himself from the past
>this Aku uses voice clips from Mako
>both Akus laughing at the same time while fighting Jack
>Jack goes nuclear and kills both
What your favorite Batman villain says about you
>Joker: Normie with pleb taste who isn't afraid to admit it. Is sick and tired of hearing about how overused Joker is even though you know it's true. Most likely prefers the character for the Heath Ledger version, or is a nostalgiafag.
>Harley Quinn: OMG SHE'S LIKE SOOO CRAYCRAY #GURLPOWER
>Riddler: Most likely has grown up watching the 66 show. Is a contrarian in denial. Probably longs for the days when Batman could have silly villains and Joker wasn't an invincible edgelord, and finds The Riddler refreshing.
>Penguin: Similar to the above, but probably knows a bit more about the comics where the character comes from. Feels kind of disgruntled that DC doesn't do jack shit with the character nowadays. Either this or just a Tumblr fangirl for Gotham's Oswald.
>Mr.Freeze: Your introduction to Batman comes mostly from TAS and you have likely never picked a comic with him. You defend TAS as one of the greatest cartoons ever. Maybe you enjoy Schwarzenegger's ice puns.
>Scarecrow: Is far more interested in the concept for the character than what the character actually does. Used to be a scene kid who bought Why So Serious t-shirts at Hot Topic before the Joker became too popular for his liking. Probably an Arkhamfag.
>Two-Face: One of the few who actually does have a comic-reading habit. Finds himself flipping coins or other objects without even realizing it. Likes TAS but took the time to know the character outside of it.
>Bane: Hates how Bane tends to fall into the role of dumb muscle. Was hyped for TDKR until the ending twist and now hates the movie for it and because of how Baneposting has killed any ability to discuss the character without mentioning the memes. Your hate is like a rising fire. Alternatively, the memes are how you started liking Bane in the first place.
Is this accurate ?
>>92188430
BANE?
>>92188430
Kiteman: Fuck yeah.
Croc?
Clayface?
Mad Hatter?
Ra's?
What moment in anything does the thought "THIS GUY IS FUCKING EVIL AS SHIT" occur to you regarding Lex Luthor? He never seems that bad to me.
>>92188396
Pretty much any time he tries to assault Superman.
>>92188396
Never, but there were lots of times I went "This guy is fucking cool as fuck"
>>92188396
Chucking a gorilla out of an airlock and disabling the brakes of his parents car to collect the insurance money from the policy he instated comes to mind. I'm aware that said gorilla and parents kind of fucked him over in one way or another, but I don't see his responses as being appropriate. Plus-
>no, but why speak ill of the dead?
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Whatever you get you must use to fight and win against an army of 100 Samurai Jacks
Do you win or die?
>>92186891
>Blindsight
I am able to dodge the first Jack but the second one pierces through me and kills me instantly
Well fuck me.
OP here, I remember being able to embed the link so you could just click it, but I forgot how mostly. I think it involved removing the dots in the link is that right?
You know theres going to be a scene in Infinity War with Spider-Man and Star Lord where someone yells "Peter!"
and then they both look that way,and then look at each other
Screen cap this,I'm fucking calling it
Screenshot it yourself faggot. Its not even an impressive prediction.
>>92186332
its not but you know people will laughing their asses off at a joke anyone could have seen coming
The most important thing will be if Quill is in NY and says "hey wait, weren't there two towers here?" And everyone looks uncomfortable
Either that or him seeing Kevin Bacon
Tell me /co/, why Bruce Timm is a creep, by Genndy Tartakovsky isn't.
Bruce Timm is a creep? Did he harass someone?
>>92183756
It's because of the Batgirl x Batman pairing. That's literally it.
No wonder they call this place /co/mblr.
>>92183731
Because Jack and Ashi are Genndy's characters and Bruce and Babs arent Timms.
Also Genndy isnt a mega porn hound who draws smut 24/7 and collects it in massive brick books.