>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Whatever you get you must use to fight and win against an army of 100 Samurai Jacks
Do you win or die?
>>92186891
>Blindsight
I am able to dodge the first Jack but the second one pierces through me and kills me instantly
Well fuck me.
OP here, I remember being able to embed the link so you could just click it, but I forgot how mostly. I think it involved removing the dots in the link is that right?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vacuum_Effect
Awww what the fuck thats the OPPOSITE of what I want!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Manipulation
Oh hell yeah, I actually could win. I use supernova on these fuckers while I watch from far away. Aku will be pleased.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Magic?useskin=oasis
They all turn into bearded Jacks and sudoku themselves.
>>92186891
>Do you win or die?
I don't need a power for this, I just don't do anything evil.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psycho_Warping?useskin=oasis
Psycho Warping
I could make 100 jacks
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Sun_Manipulation
If it were 1v1, I might have a chance, but 100 Jacks? I'm fucked, even godmoding
>>92187209
>implying you are pure and righteous of heart
anon please.
>>92186891
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Terraforming
I win.
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Theft
Useless
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orgasm_Inducement
Winner
>>92186891
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hell_Lordship
Pretty cool, I guess. If they come to my domain and not the other way around, I can potentially kill some and immediately use them.
Too bad rule of protag defeats hell bosses and equal clashes.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compound_Fission?useskin=oasis
Oh man, Aku's drones don't stand a chance, I'm just going to leave an oily wave of bolts and nuts in my wake.
>>92186891
>Sky Manipulation
I just lightning zap every jack.
>Object Negation
So they just kick my ass with their fists. Nice.
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Survival_Empowerment
I grow more powerful the more I survive. I just might pull a win out of my ass.
>>92186891
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Infusion
Assuming I have the element of surprise I can cover them with spores/seeds and entrap them before they know it then my chances of not dying are decent, but that's assuming they don't cut each other loose before the plants fully grow. I'm pretty fucked otherwise unless I'm allowed to infuse myself into a giant, tree-based mecha on the same scale as that one giant robot.
>Xylokinetic Combat
>The power to utilize wood in the user's fighting techniques.
>Wood Kombat.
Time to go full Birth of Evil on 100 Jacks.
>>92186891
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cough_Inducement
Well I guess they can't breathe, so I win.
>>92186891
>Video Game Mimicry
100 jacks won't stand a chance.
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_Cloning
clone 100 versions of myself, hope i'm near some electric wires
probably gonna die tho
>>92186891
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Empowerment
I mean if i'm strong as the star that means my power has no limits right?
Gravitation Adaptation
Unless we're going to fight on the moon or in space this power is completely worthless and won't help at all.
>>92186891
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Attacks
A thousand Paper Cuts Each
>>92187128
>>92188525
Wanna combo with me anon?
>>92186891
>Mass Expulsion
>The power to expel portions of one's body mass for offensive purposes. Sub-power of Biological Manipulation.
>The user can expel certain amount of their own body mass for offensive purposes. This ability is especially useful when the user is surrounded by a large quantity enemies and desires an expedient termination of their foes. Can be quite powerful and cause devastation to both nearby enemies and the surrounding environment.
So yay, I guess? No idea why it sounds painful.
>>92186891
I could get in a few Jack but i'm not winning at all
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fauna_Energy_Manipulation
>User can manipulate, control and absorb the energy released naturally by animals of all kinds
>>92186891
>Spiritual Healing
I could probably get into an infinite stalemate, always healing myself whenever hurt. Maybe I could even do what Homer did while boxing and heal myself until he's tired, then hit him once.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nanite_Artificial_Intelligence_Physiology
Guess I win. Jack can't fight nanites.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hair_Empowerment?useskin=oasis
>getting the powers of Sampson
I...might actually have a chance! Assuming I can dodge all those magic blades, that is.
>>92186891
>Portal Physiology
Transform into a portal and SEND HIM INTO THE FUTURE WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW!
>>92186891
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Condition
Holy shit, I think I actually win.
>>92186891
>Do you win or die?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fifth_Dimensional_Physiology
Holy Shit.
This power is so OP, I'm not sure the question even APPLIES any more.
Uh....
Yes. I win. Then I wipe Aku from reality on a whim, and re-forge all reality to a gentle wonderland.
BECAUSE I CAN, ANON.
Wow....
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purity_Embodiment
Assuming they just try to stab me, then give up after they realize how pure I am, winrar.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flashover_Inducement
Lure them into an open field, light everything in the field on fire.
If that strategy fails then I'm probably boned.
>>92189080
KEK!
>>92186891
>Uplifting
I'd say that with enough prep time I could probably raise my own army to stop the Jacks, but considering the High Priestess tried to do that for 20 years and failed completely, I think I'm fucked.
>>92186891
>Musical Attacks
Well at least the Jacks are gonna be entertained while they kill me.
>Destroys any and all series/verses franchises
I could destroy every jack so hard I destroy all season-versions of himself, and any and all renditions.
This is one of the best abilities, along with this guy here >>92187874
I become a literal god win instantly
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Ascension
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Smell
>supernatural smell
>supernatural
>smell
Well I'll be able to smell him coming, but i'm fucked in every other manner.
>>92187370
Oh hell no, but I'm no one Jack would kill. I mean, he didn't even kill these metrosexual murder cats, just beat them up a bit while flirting with a girl.
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Devil_Mode
if none of them foolish samurai warriors wield a magic sword I might stand a chance. otherwise I'm pretty much fucked.
>>92189827
>Whoa, babe! Don't be musclin' in on my turf, ya dig? There's only one musical murderer around here, one maestro of mayhem, and that's me - Scaramooooouche the Merciless!
>>92189080
/thread
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Property_Linking
What if I turn all of their swords into cloth and all of their robes into metal? Or am I understanding this power correctly?
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Attacks
I'm a nerfed Aku; I'm fucked.
>>92190718
I think it's more of like shared properties. So if you linked jack and a glass together and then I threw the glass against a wall and it shattered, then jack would shatter too.
>>92190206
that guy's head looked like a talking penis
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Ghost_Physiology
Lol, gg jacks
>>92186891
>World Ejection
>Power to eject anything from the world
Well that was easy
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/World_Merging
Yeah, I got this.
>>92190897
So what I'd have to do would be to give myself the properties of the sword while giving the Jacks the property of my clothes. The first one swings at me and cuts my shirt and all his allies in the process. I can get down with this power; it's interesting.
Sword Arm!
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Shield_Construction
>Shields made out of evil shit, literally the exact fucking thing his sword is made to destroy
Welp.
>>92186891
>Death Field Projection
>Thanatos (Greek Mythology) god of Death
>Power/Ability to: Kill everything in your surroundings
>The power to kill everything in one's surroundings. Variation of Death Inducement and Effect Field Projection. Opposite to Life Field Projection and Resurrection Field Projection.
LMAO BRING IT THE FUCK ON SAMURAI KEK
>Bubble Breath
Oh god.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Milk_Transmutation
...what would samurai milk taste like?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Edible_Body
What the fuck. He fucking eats me. This didn't help at all /co/
>big rip inducement
>the power to end the universe
I guess I win? Unless that counts as a draw because I'm neccessarily in the same universe I'm ending.
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reactive_Adaptation
mfw i already have this ability irl
>>92186891
>Consciousness Transferal
I'm Jack now. But which one?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Candy_Generation
Well at least I get to snack on something delicious before I get raped by magical swords jammed hilt-deep into every one of my orifices.
>disguise mastery
Could work pretty well for lulling jack into false safety, but is weak without some sort of killing blow
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Lock_Manipulation
STUPID SAMURAI WARRIOR YOU WILL STAY IN THE FUTURE THAT IS AAAAKKUUUUUUUUU.
Holy shit this power is OP if you think about it.
>>92186891
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vein_Manipulation
Shrink their veins, have them all die from oxygen deprivation to their major organs or heart attacks, whichever comes first.
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Hastening
The Samurai cannot die of old age. So, I hasten my death sooner. This was useless.
>>92186891
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sobriety_Empowerment
...What.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photoportation
>Also called Sparkling
I think i got this.
>>92186891
>Matter transmutation
They have no chance of killing me
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Onmy%C5%8Dd%C5%8D
If I don't pull a Demongo I might have a chance
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Grand_Design_Construction Huh neat
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Materialization
i am a digital god
>>92186891
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Redirection
If you count Kinetic energy, then I'm golden!
If not, I'm boned.
>>92186891
Die.
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sadness_Augmentation
Hopefully blue samurai does my work for me.
>>92189080
now 100 jack seek to return to the past and undo the evil that is you. until you fight again and send them into the future again
>>92186891
>quark manipulation
I am not sure.
I hope I can do something and notjack shit.
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beast_Creation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxFxRXCG73M
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memetic_Physiology
Memes! The DNA of the soul!
>>92186891
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Wind_Manipulation
I become the personification of a tornado and chase the Jacks around. Without a body they can strike against, they are unable to do anything to me except run away until some fortuitous circumstance happens to take me out or they escape.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Transmutation?useskin=oasis
I think I might be able to make it out this time.
Could I win this any harder?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Victory_Embodiment
>The user of this ability is the embodiment of victory and glory. User has the power to grant others victory and also prevent opponents from winning or being victorious
>>92194003
>foolish samurai the superpower
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Limblessness
How is this even a thing?
>>92186891
>Sand Manipulation
The Samurai is fucked.
>>92186891
>Internal Reinforcement
My organs are encased in bone armor, meaning I might take one or two swipes more than a normal person...but I'm heavy and sluggish because my torso is full of bone. I wonder if I get bone casings for my major arteries as well? That might buy me another few seconds at the cost of flexibility.
>>92186891
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technological_Possession
Well I'm fucked even versus one Jack.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Origin_Destroyer
I'm good.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Filth_Manipulation
>tfw Jacks are immune to bad smells and being grossed out
>tfw I can only apply this power effectively as a vomit miasma cannon
>tfw I'll have to binge eat and chug vodka to make my ammo
I hope for a swift death
>>92186891
>Heat Ball Projection
I'm not an autistic fuck like Aku, I'd fuck up the Samurai.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rakshasa_Physiology
I have a feeling I'd lose because I feel like I'd make for a good antagonist in a Samurai Jack episode already, and that's just 1 Jack.
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Creature_Creation
There's a possibility I could pull through
>>92187209
jack can still beat your fat fucking face in
probably die to be hnest
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Manipulation
wait, might live after all
>Beginning Dominance
>"The user can cause an absolute beginning point for anything and everything. The user can control when and how something begins, whether its nature is to be physical, spiritual, or metaphysical. They can use this power to start events such as adventures."
>tl;dr the goddess of creation and destruction
I think I can since I can defeat Aku with this power, since I have the ability to create earthquakes or meteor showers or volcanic eruptions, and that's extremely OP.
>>92186891
>coal manipulation
all i have to o is cover myself in coal and let them fuck me, i'll survive
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/High-Tech_Enchanted_Exoskeleton
I think I might have a good chance of offing them without much trouble.
>>92187858
You will survive but it's going to be messy
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnislayer
I guess I win?
Unless he gets me before I can kill him and his other Jacks.
>>92186891
>Vasopressin Manipulation (Water retention and blood vessel constriction)
>"Be Careful Samurai, such stress can give you a heart attack"
>>92186891
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orbital_Strike
Unless that foolish samurai goes airborne and learns how to breathe in space, he's fucked.
>>92186891
>Shapeshifting
FOOLISH SAMURAI
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flaw_Enhancement?useskin=oasis
I guess I'm Sudoku Jack??
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Racial_Memory
Jack exists within the subset of all humans. As do most of his teachers. I think I've got this.
>>92186891
>Dinosaur Physiology
Guess I am just another goon. Even half a Jack would be enough.
>>92186891
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Creator
...wow..okay...I easily win with a wave of my hand sending all the Jacks back home to the past.
>>92186891
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mountain_Creation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzzkPONDsh4
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Opposition
Game on, man.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stamina_Mode
So now instead of getting my ass kicked for a few seconds I can get my ass kicked for hours and not get tired.
Oh fucking hell.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Hands
Take his samurai sword and together we can defeat aku
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Economy_Manipulation
MONI
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Guardian?useskin=oasis
I'll kill them easily
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Creature_Creation
I make 200 Samurai Jacks
>>92186891
>Artistic Transformation
>The ability to turn people and objects into a work of art.
Yeah, I think I'm fine, no enchanted blade can hurt me as long as it's a wall painting.
>>92203329
>He folds the paper into a blade
You dead
>disguise mastery
Disguise myself as ashi.
Fuck all 100 samurai jacks in a row.
They're too exhausted to fight.
I win.
>>92203396
...I meant the swords as a part of a wall painting with all the Jacks. It's not like I'd stand a chance against 100 Jacks without blades either
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Slash
Oh shit.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Accuracy_Reduction?useskin=oasis
>FOOLISH SAMURAI SMOGONS ACCUCARY CLAUSE NO EFFECT HERE
>>92186891
>business intuition
Im dead.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Field_Projection
THAT WAS EASY
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Portal_Physiology
I'll send them FURTHER INTO THE FUTURE!
>>92186891
Went on a different one
>Fire and healing
Maybe
>>92186891
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Opposing_Forces_Empowerment
i think this may legit be able to beat them
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Theft
Am I in Aku's future, where his evil is law? How much time can you steal from a timeless man? This is probably the worst possible matchup.
>>92186891
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Victory_Manipulation
I think I might stand a chance?