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>>92159753
the hot Latina one

>>92159753
Wasn't there an episode where he was in danger of turning into a female because he was in a female body at the time or something?

>>92159753
Left

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>>92159713

>Be Ashi.
>Spend my whole life just training and learning about how to kill Samurai Jack; never learn about other important things about life like sex ed. and love.
>Jack defeats me AND KILLS MY 6 SISTERS AT THE SAME TIME: makes me know he ain't gonna take my uppity bullshit and makes me feel special at the same time (he picked my sisters over me!).
>Jack casually tries to kill me off after I'm giving him shit: HE'S NOT PUTTING ME ON A PEDESTAL (fuck, I want him x3).
>Doesn't pay attention to me when I'm still trying to kill him at the island (Omg, I'm not a big deal to him - I'll make him see me as a big deal!)
>Jack feels great remorse after he "kills" the feral children controlled by that cyborg pedophile (HE WANTS TO HAVE KIDS! xD).
>Spend days/weeks looking for Jack while traveling various lands and meeting people influenced by Jack: civilizations worship him like a god and he's crippled countless warriors to the point they have nothing but respect for him (OMFG, he's THE Alpha! 8[])
>Ffs, he's literally cut off a dudes' dicks: literally and figuratively taking away other men's manhoods! (SOOOO ALPHA).
>Finally do something for him after he's done so much: he notices my new hair and dress (Gotchuuuuuuu~).
>Jack makes me kill his future mother-in-law for him (NOBODY GETS BETWEEN ME AND MY MAN).
>Jack goes straight to fucking me after killing a monster that took down a whole prison.


Face it, the only reason why you'd be mad and not understand this is because you don't know what it's like to be Alpha, you dateless turbonerds.

>>92159723
>you dateless turbonerds.
Grim is that you? Are you on to us?

>>92159723
>Face it, the only reason why you'd be mad and not understand this is because you don't know what it's like to be Alpha

your retarded

Comic relief my mastah

>>92159690
Maybe Aku can revive the dead.

>>92159690

People thought he was killed instead of simply being banished. They never explicitly state he was destroyed.

Simple explanation.

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I liked Mandys cameo in the new Steven Universe

Pan stop fucking posting your goth girl needs all over this board

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>Mandy
>goth

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>>92158413
I wonder if that is how long Jack's dick is.

>>92158467
Jack's jack*

>>92158467
Enough to kiss her womb

That's not
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jiNsXCIcWHg

Try again. Here's some real YTP kino from the new age.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy7lmVUX4pU

>>92158634
ok that WAS pretty good

>>92157762
He kills him twice.

I think the real fight will be with the Guardian, Aku will just be a stepping stone leading up to it.

Jack will bring Ashi along like a retard, Aku will possess or otherwise take Ashi hostage, then at the last minute Ashi will turn the tables somehow snare Aku and hold him so Jack can deal the finishing blow. Screencap this.

the 70 year old virgin, starring samurai jack

>>92156972
it was fairly common in feudal japan for a well-to-do son's first time to be with a high class hooker paid for by his father, as a 'coming of age' present

>>92156972
I love their relationship, but I'm hoping they wait until after defeating Aku to go any further. Jack needs all the wizard power he can get to destroy Aku.

>>92156880
>Rumors said this time shit will hit the fan
What makes you say that? and how will shit hit the fan?

>>92156880
>shit will hit the fan
hasn't the series been doing that for years now?

>>92156880
52 episodes = 26 half hours
I don't see how shit hits the fan with a standard episode count.

>>92154335
KOO KOO KA CHOO

No one gave a shot about walrus because EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY SOMETIMES
EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEONE SOMEHOW
SOMETHING IN YOUR KISS JUST TOLD ME
MY SOMETIME IS NOW

>>92154335
Those shrimp things looked delicious

Because its not a cartoon whose plot should be taken seriously

>>92153927
why should they, i mean, if it self destructed then that means Rick destroyed it before someone could get it. So the universe is safe

it destroyed the homing locator too

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>>92153268

>>92153268
What an overrated piece of shit.

It's too late.

The negative thoughts and emotions have already entered my head.

I can't enjoy anything anymore.

Kill me.

It could have, but the fact that it was so dirt-simple was one of the reasons I enjoyed it. Yeah it was basically Diet Iron Man, but after how bloated a lot of last years blockbusters were it was nice to just watch a simple little 3-act hero's journey that told a clean arc with some nice visuals.

>>92153009
What was wrong with it?

A sentence that can describe every MCU movie.

>>92152858
/co/ always was ok with it. Today the tumblr posters got exposed

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>Shoehorned romance episode out of nowhere

I'm not completely against Jack and Ashi being together but this was extremely forced.

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>>92153138
Agreed.

Really, my only complaint is that this was done in the last 10 episodes of the show's existence.

I still think season 5 is fantastic, but I have to question Genndy's decision to focus on this angle.

t. person who doesn't care about "shipping"