With all his resources why didn't Lex ever use this plan to destroy Superman
>Pay off a woman to accuse Superman of Rape
>Use Superman's DNA sample (you know Lex has some laying around) to synthesize kryptonian semen
>Plant it on the woman
>Use a Bizzaro clone to film a video of the alleged rape
>The court would have to find Superman guilty
>He would either have to uphold the law and go to jail or become a fugitive
Fucking OJ Simpson got away with murder thanks to a jury, and you think motherfucking SUPERMAN couldn't get away with rape?
>>92911132
Clark really needs more bran in his diet
>>92911296
Lol this. No one would believe Superman raped someone
Are you ready to wonder /co/?
I'm waiting for the wonders she can do
No. My car is broken so I couldn't get to the theater even if I wanted to and it makes more sense to just wait for a download to begin with.
I might be ready in four to six months when the inevitable extended cut bluray rips are out, depending on how trustworthy word of mouth feels about it then.
>>92911131
Nice try shill
The only thing people will wonder is how much money this lost
Would SU be better if Lars was an older red head girl? Every cartoon with a boy protagonist has one.
kys
>>92911097
Villanous is a shit show and the only ones who like it are beaner shills.
>>92911097
Why wouldn't you go with the much more obvious and better sounding name of Lara?
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Favorite modern Spongebob episode?
squidward gay porn
>>92912345
Welp
>>92912365
I didnt post any
Why do they keep rebooting this show?
It's not really that good, at least this episode is not.
Cash cow.
>>92911000
Kids and people overseas keep watching it
Are the only good pieces of media from this franchise the original comic series and the original live action movie? It seems most else has been shit, and yet this franchise seems to have the most jaded of fans either way
>>92910999
You didn't like any of the cartoons?
Also I'll fight you if you talking shit about Secret of the Ooze.
>>92912280
>Also I'll fight you if you talking shit about Secret of the Ooze.
Anon please, you know that movie was crapola
>>92910999
There's that turtles vs batman thing. Raz and shredder team up to cause trouble for the whole gang.
>Directed by Joe & Anthony Russo ("Captain America: Civil War").
>Written by Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely ("Captain America: Civil War").
>Cinematography by Trent Opaloch ("Captain America: Civil War").
>Score by Alan Silvestri ("The Avengers").
>Jon Favreau ("Iron Man") and James Gunn ("Guardians of the Galaxy") as executive producers and creative consultants.
>Plot centers on the Avengers and the Guardians of the Galaxy joining forces to prevent Thanos from assembling the Infinity Stones to conquer the Universe.
>Featured characters so far include Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, Vision, Star-Lord, Gamora, Drax, Rocket, Groot, Mantis, Nebula, Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, Winter Soldier, Falcon, Nick Fury, Maria Hill, Wong, Valkyrie, Loki, the Collector, the Black Order and Thanos.
>Rumored characters so far include Ant-Man, Pepper Potts, Betty Ross, Secretary Thaddeus Ross and Captain Carol Danvers.
>Peter Dinklage has been cast in an undisclosed pivotal role in the movie.
>Reported budget of roughly $500 million.
>Release date May 4, 2018.
>Standalone movie that also leads to the sequel slated for May 3, 2019.
>Set one year after CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR. The Avengers are fractured and have gone separated ways. Steve Rogers has abandoned the identity of Captain America and is searching for his place in the world, while Tony Stark has isolated himself from the world and is obsessively preparing Earth's defenses against another potential alien invasion. The movie revolves around them putting their differences aside and rebuilding the Avengers to stop Thanos.
>Set four years after GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2. The team members older and more experienced, with Groot having reached adulthood. They've also become intergalactic authorities and because of this they don't get along with the Avengers at first when they breach into their territory. They'll be supporting characters and mostly provide comic relief.
>The two groups come together when Thanos deploys his army to retrieve the Infinity Stones scattered throughout the cosmos. They are led by the Black Order, a cabal of cybernetically-enhanced intergalactic assassins led by Corvus Glaive, played Terry Notary.
>Thanos is enamorated by the embodiment of Death and plans to use the Infinity Stones to reshape the universe in her honor. He can be viewed as the main character of the movie.
>Thor, Scarlet Witch, Winter Soldier, Nebula and Loki will have major roles in the movie alongside Rogers and Stark. Thor is hellbent on stopping Thanos after the events of THOR: RAGNAROK; Scarlet Witch has "personal stakes" in the mission and is the only one powerful enough to challenge Thanos; Winter Soldier will be seeking redemption and undergo a "heroic transformation"; Nebula will keep seeking revenge against Thanos; and Loki will be acting as Thanos' advisor in the war while pursuing an agenda of his own.
>>92910844
>They've also become intergalactic authorities
Annihilation outfits confirmed?
>The movie will revolve around character interactions. Notable ones include Rogers and Stark's strained partnership; Stark's newfound friendships with Doctor Strange and Spider-Man; Rogers' longstading friendships with Winter Soldier and Black Widow; and the romances between Black Widow & Hulk and Scarlet Witch & Vision, plus the interactions between the Avengers and the Guardians of the Galaxy.
>The movie will feature numerous new alien worlds and environments, leading up to a pivotal battle in Thanos' domain.
>There's a segment about Scarlet Witch and Vision being attacked during a romantic interlude in Scotland by Corvus Glaive and his mistress Proxima Midnight.
>There's a segment of a human-looking Vision, apparently without the Mind Stone, although that could be the result of an image inducer.
>There's a segment featuring Thor, Valkyrie, Iron Man, Nick Fury and Rocket in the Asgardiann temple first glimpsed in Thor's vision from AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.
>There's reportedly a segment featuring Black Widow and Winter Soldier in Wakanda.
>Captain America, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Star-Lord, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Falcon and Winter Soldier, among others, are confirmed to be featured in the battle in an alien wasteland first glimpse in Stark's vision from AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.
>Thor will have Mjolnir back.
>Spider-Man has a new suit.
This is a dweeby high school nerd.
>>92910769
He was a college student the entire time.
SPIDER BLOOD
SPIDER BLOOD
RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BLOOD
>high school
He was a fucking tutor in college
AlsoGET BACK HERE SHOCKER
Why does Swiper steal stuff? Why does he like doing that? How did he begin to steal stuff?
No welfare system in whatever nation Dora takes place in (or government at all for that matter.)
It was his only way of gaining attention and recognition as an individual from Dora and her friends, he was never allowed into their journeys and the only way to could have any social interaction was by being antagonistic to them, this is also why he gave up really damn fast once noticed.
>Raper, no raping!
wow he's much more muscular than tobey and andrew were. do you think marvel will make him get even bigger for infinity war?
>>92910591
How does aunt May resist?
>>92910633
>implying no /SS/
>>92910633
>Aunt May walking in on Peter getting changed and lingering until he notices her
>Aunt May sorting through Peter's dirty laundry and occasionally sniffing his underwear
>Aunt May making plenty of muscle-building meals for her "growing boy".
>Aunt May watching Peter sleep, fighting the urge to feel his muscles
>Aunt May waiting for Peter to leave for school so she can masturbate furiously before aerobics
So you think he's gonna get the suit back or turn Tony down and make a new one.
>>92910438
My guess is he is going to get tony's back with the training wheels file off.
I fucking hate this thing so goddamn much.
Thematically it'd be better if he turns Tony down and makes a new one.
And more importantly, Sony would likely want a new suit because then they can sell another toy based on it.
Would you join Cobra?
Probably .
>>92910385
>you didn't even win your lousy war
Holy shit that's a little too fucking real
>>92910370
>tfw the closest thing to this is fucking mormonism
Would you eat a Smurf?
I'd eat out Smurfette.
Only after crashing the gold market by melting them down.
>>92910198
>>92910221
Leotards are cool. Why don't we have more leotards in the big two anymore?
>>92910129
Movies.
The male gaze.
Yo wake up one day and all of our current technology is mostly replaced with animals a la the Flintstones
How do you go about your day?
>>92910097
Use a prehistoric catterpillar as my fleshlight.
>>92910097
I just go to my rockomputer and shitpost on RockChan
>cue to a little bird carrying a stone with my post written on it
High quality rips have gone too far.