>receives an order for a burger
>forgets the burger
Seriously, why doesn't Wendy's close down already?
why do they put plastic on the burger?
Just a prank bro
>>9423640
I ordered a burger with just just cheese, ketchup, and pickles. They should not have taken it so literally.
Food/munchies/gore thread?
>>9423069
>>9423081
I've eaten nothing but fastfood for the past week and now I'm starting to feel a bit sick
Is this normal?
Obviously
>>9423066
i ate fast food once in the last month or so and I had the shits 10 minutes later
It's a catch-22
>>9423096
My tummy feels rumbly :/
I have 500g of beef mince and no idea what to do with it, looking for some suggestions /ck/.
>>9423061
BOIGAS obviously.
>>9423061
Meatloaf?
>>9423061
A 1.1 lbs shepherd's pie.
Why does everyone hate this?
I unironically fucking love it.
Who hates it? Ive bought that brand forever and put it on everything
It's good to make mashed potatos with instead of butter
>>9422926
Because it's margirine
You're trapped by Brazilians. The only way to get out of your prison is to cook a delicacy.
How do you prepare a sopa de macaco?
If it doesn't turn out good, they cook you.
>>9422615
Huehuehue
>>9422888
Bumpan for best lucky trips, yo.
>>9422888
does it exist co/ck/s?
I just turned 30 and have grown skinnyfat, so I'm trying to turn it around before I go into a death spiral.
I never realized how much calories I was consuming until I started trying to make healthy food. I'm still gorging myself but luckily it's on salads and shit and I'm cutting out sweets. working on portion control too.
I want to keep it up but buying fresh produce and meats in bulk to keep the costs down is just a bitch in kitchen prep. I don't want to spend multiple hours every couple days cleaning and chopping and washing.
any tips to make this easier? money isn't a huge issue but I'd still like to keep the costs as low as possible.
beans and bread.
Put the pinto beans in the saucepan with some water, mash them up a little with a spoon to make them saucy, add tomato paste, spices, frozen peas. Heat and eat on toasted bread = food of the gods.
Depends on your tools and experience per cheapness. No labor short cuts will make better tasting meals.
>salads and shit
most salads are high in calories
i picked some cherry tomatoes
>>9422499
Good for you.
>>9422505
kale is good too
Who makes the best EVOO?
>>9422355
I never realized she has horse gums.
I like CA because there are enough regulations about labelling that you can be sure you're not getting some italian mafia adulterated garbage.
>>9422355
Spain or Greece.
Italy is too memed up. Domestic is hit or miss.
Any tips to reducing the gradiance of steak?
Cooked on cast iron. Flipped every two minutes for a total of 12
More heat
>>9422297
What does "gradiance" mean?
Four Indian goops. Choose one.
>no saag paneer
I'm good thanks
>Indian poops
fixed that for you
whats wrong with curry
Has anyone here ever thrown dried shiitake mushrooms straight into a soup instead of reconstatuting them in water first? Didn't know if it would give the soup too strong a flavor.
>>9422216
Why don't you just throw one in and see if you like it? Why do y'all cook so timidly on this board
>>9422216
should be fine, the soaking is mostly to remove any remaining grit from the mushroom
>>9422216
just fucking do it
don't ever doubt the power of the mushroom
Just ordered my first charcoal grill (pic related). Planning on grilling some ribeye; any tips?
Also, are there any must have accessories to purchase?
>>9422135
get a charcoal chimney, wire brush, tongs, metal spatula, and some lighter fluid
>>9422204
Pretty much all of this except lighter fluid. Go for some tinder or something instead.
Basically, OP, get your coals really nice and hot (let them burn until they're mostly white and really glowing), then bank to one side. Get some air though them until they're super hot, then put the steak directly over them to sear- then move it to the other side and lid the grill to finish with indirect heat. And don't forget to rest that shit.
>>9422135
Return it and get a gas one.
ITT: shit people say that instantly makes you lose respect for them
>I don't drink tap water, I only drink bottled water.
people say this to me all the time, i live in fucking michigan the water is fine, great even
Ya fuckin simp
I only drink the finest water distilled by hydrolysis/combustion in my tool shed out back. I add my own minerals so I don't die of water toxicity.
My dad when he's saying I'm ruining my health by eating chips once a week, while he's an alcoholic and has been smoking for 30 years at least.
What do you guys want?
are my choices either a steak or a shake?
>>9421626
you can also have both
formerly chuck's