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Anonymous
2017-02-16 05:20:01 Post No.722589424
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This happened years ago.
>Be me 17yo beta
>Mom is hot af
>Random day
>She was using her laptop and fell asleep
>I see her laptop is still open
>i take it, want to play some Half Life.
>See she is in messenger
>See her conversation with some guy we'll call Cucky
>the whole conversation could resume as
>Your dick tastes so good
>I want to see you again
>I'm a bit shocked, momand dad rarely had arguments
>She wakes up
>Notices me checking her messenger
>Its too late
>She comes over at me
>What's this, mom?
>...
>That's what I thought
>What can I do so you keep it a secret?
>Think
>I want you to jerk me off
>She is shocked
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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:28:38 Post No.722590321
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>What?
>You heard me
>That's the final offer?
>Yep
>Before I can think it, she is already unzipping my pants.
>OHSHIT.jpeg
>She gets my dick out
>Stares at it
>I mean, directly looks at it for what felt like an eternity or two
>She puts her hand on it
>Its already hard
>She begins to jerk me off
>fucking heaven
>Her hands are so fucking soft and she keeps moving them at the right pace
>I ask her if I could see her tits
>She takes her shirt out,exposes her bra
>She takes it out
>11^23/10 tits
>I touch them
>My mom is jerking me off while I touch her tits
>I tell her I'm about to chum
>She keeps going at it and points my dick to her tits
>Cum buckets all over her tits

Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:32:09 Post No.722590827
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>>722589424
Continue

Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:33:01 Post No.722590910
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>>722589424
>>722590321
moar?

Anonymous
2017-02-16 05:20:08 Post No.722589441
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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:20:08 Post No. 722589441 [Report] [View this topic]

God tier rap music thread

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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:40:52 Post No.722591763
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>>722589441
Off to a good start

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This album really got me into rap

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Anonymous
2017-02-16 05:04:25 Post No.722587585
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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:04:25 Post No. 722587585 [Report] [View this topic]

So /b/ you get to pick what I do, I am a guy in Oklahoma and got drunk last night and downloaded grinder.

I have a guy that wants to fuck me today and i want to say no but have not for some reson.

So here it is, if b gets to 25 votes yea or no I will do what b tells me to do. So b should I be a fag and take the D or tell him to fuck off???

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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:05:06 Post No.722587644
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>>722587585
You are such a fucking faggot.

Kill yourself.

SAGE

Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:06:25 Post No.722587772
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>>722587585
get the FUCK off my board you colossal faggot holy shit u fucking cock muncher GTFO before i kill you

Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:07:57 Post No.722587964
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take the D then kill yourself.

Anonymous
2017-02-16 05:05:14 Post No.722587659
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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:05:14 Post No. 722587659 [Report] [View this topic]

Heya, /b/.

Do I look passable?

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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:07:18 Post No.722587865
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>>722587659
Does this apple pass for an orange?

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Yes i would fuck you

Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:08:16 Post No.722588011
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>>722587865
looks like a tomato tbh

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2017-02-16 05:02:26 Post No.722587371
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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:02:26 Post No. 722587371 [Report] [View this topic]

Are woman over 40 hot? Would you date one? What's the oldest you'd go?

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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:07:35 Post No.722587899
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This is such a stupid fucking question. Some girls over 40 are hot, some are not. And I would go as old as long as they were hot.

Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:09:07 Post No.722588145
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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:09:07 Post No.722588145 [Report]

70s is probably the cutoff, then they all start to look like palpatine

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prolly like 20 is where i stop idk

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2017-02-16 05:20:14 Post No.722589454
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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:20:14 Post No. 722589454 [Report] [View this topic]

Currently experiencing massive paranoia bc I stupidly joined one of the Kik threads on here. Comfort me /b/ am I safe and ok

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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:24:01 Post No.722589794
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Oh you're fucked they're gonna find you and do god knows what you better throw out all your electronics and flee the fucking country, OP

Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:25:08 Post No.722589891
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>>722589454
Thanks anon going to kms

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SOMEONE HAS TO FEEL THE WAY I FEEL GOD DAMN IT REEEEEE

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2017-02-16 05:20:09 Post No.722589443
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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:20:09 Post No. 722589443 [Report] [View this topic]

Massachusetts girls thread

508/774

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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:24:59 Post No.722589879
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Bamp

Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:25:24 Post No.722589913
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Buuump

Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:26:58 Post No.722590069
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Anyone have Caitlin L, rhymes with alloy, or alie f, rhymes with current. Both 508

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Anonymous 2017-02-16 04:47:28 Post No. 722585421 [Report] [View this topic]

Look what this Liberal teacher is doing in my old middle school.
>Call up tomorrow 8 am EST and complain

http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2017/02/did_staten_island_teacher_go_t.html#incart_2box_silive-homepage-featured

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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:21:03 Post No. 722589518 [Report] [View this topic]

It's all over, lawbreaker! Your spree is at an end. I'll take any stolen dubs you have. The next move is yours -- Pay your fine, or I haul you away!

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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:22:21 Post No.722589636
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>>722589518
Take these dubs?

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>>722589636
Keep moving, scum!

Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:25:22 Post No.722589910
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>>722589518
No illegal dubs here

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Anonymous 2017-02-16 04:55:28 Post No. 722586637 [Report] [View this topic]

Who here wants an obsessed gf?

Who here would love a gf who's obsessed with you? I know normies are gonna be like "Dude you don't know how bad a clingy, crazy gf is!". It would suck if she got angry or jealous for no reason constantly, cheated out of paranoia of being cheated on, was so clingy that she was constantly annoying you with chatter and texts, or she has erotomania and her love burns out. But isn't it possible to get an obsessed gf without that stuff? Also an obsessed gfs would be really submissive, sweet, and eager to please their man.

What do you guys think? Do you want an obsessed gf?

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Anonymous 2017-02-16 04:56:37 Post No.722586779
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>>722586637
i just want a gf, i don't care how her personality or her look is.

Anonymous 2017-02-16 04:58:48 Post No.722587027
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=]

Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:06:49 Post No.722587821
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I see no argument, I'd like to have an obsessed gf.

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2017-02-16 05:19:42 Post No.722589391
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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:19:42 Post No. 722589391 [Report] [View this topic]

Three years ago I exposed Lindsey Feeback to the world. She still gets messaged about her pics. Success. Anyone have any questions on her still?

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Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:22:03 Post No.722589605
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>>722589391
you deserve to die, fucking micro penis virgin asshole. No woman will ever love you, and the few friends you maybe have, would hate you endlessly if they knew who you really are.
Do yourself a favor and kill yourself

Anonymous 2017-02-16 05:24:24 Post No.722589828
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