Dubs tells me what to type next
>>722574421
You're underage. Get the fuck out.
>>722574421
fuck me sideways
send nudes first kek
What happened to said 24/7 fluffy thread?
>>722573762
It probably died a natural death.
It's been a while since I attended one of these. For some reason they attract me when I'm depressive.
>>722574858 these things are great for when you're feeling depressed, at least from my perspective
Overrated TV Shows
>>722571283
hating on obscure cartoons from over a decade ago? you got a long life ahead of you op.
>>722571283
Friends is overrated in the category of "born in the wrong generation" faggots
>>722571283
Stranger Things
Shops of girls you know IRL
>>722568338
>>722568803
Shitposting thread
If you have the urge to blurt something out, post a certain picture, or talk about a certain topic, go ahead
im out of my mind
and i watch females i could never be good enough for
>>722570952
want*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-UmfqFjpl0
Kik thread here boysss. Join for porn or just to talk i dont care really
Show the kik code next time
here's the kik code
Bumpin
do you just have to completely cut off friends that had a baby? it's like they're oblivious to social cues and hes practically sucking his baby's dick while are playing injustice gods among us. new parents are fucking scumbags.
>>722569236
How dare he prioritize his family over someone who'd complain about it to strangers.
>>722569525
have fun not getting your texts returned. and wiping your ugly little baby's ass
>>722569676
I'm not a parent.
Hey /b/ whats the safest thing i can use for lube at home right now?
So far all i have is vegetable oil and butter spray but i dont k ow if theyre safe.
>spit isnt a great option cause its a pretty big dildo
Will post pics if i get a good answer
>>722569990
vaseline? lotion?
>>722569990
just fucking buy lube
Vegetable oil fag. I use it to jack off not to shove a dick up my ass, but hey I don't judge. Faaaaaaagggggooottttt
Washington Sluts Thread
Jasmine T from Battle Ground
>>722571028
>>722571077
Katie W
fb fap
>be me
>17
>wii u just came out
>using it
>using web browser
>whatever is on gamepad is on tv
>tv is turned off
>in bathroom a couple feet away from tv
>watching porn
>whacking off
>my dad comes downstairs to watch tv
>then he calls my name
>dad runs upstairs
>wondering what he wants
>open door
>look at tv
>A big pair of titties is on screen
>dad walks downstairs again
>see my erect dick and a pair of titties on tv
>we have a talk
>he let's me go and tells me to not let it happen again
>I go to bed
>the worst part is
>didn't even nut
>>722572079
>dad runs upstairs
>wondering what he wants
>see his pants hit the floor as i keep wanking
>he starts wanking too
>we play Mario 3D together as he sucks me off
>I drop gamepad on the floor
>reach for it but it slid close to the door
>get on floor
>do dinosaur
>using a fuck wii u gamepad to browse the internet
>>722573275
Fuckkk I used a PSP to watch porn...
Good evening, Anonymous! How was your Valentine's d- oh. Uhh... I mean... Hey! Let's just get started!
>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION
>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!
>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.
>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.
>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.
Blessing you all with my presence.
I was donated a dub and rolled one myself . wat get ? Strawfag checking in :3
>1 off
close Reimu
Did you vote for him? Why? Why not? Do you think he's doing a good job?
>>722571394
Yes. FAR better option than Hilldawg. I'm happy overall. If the faggots on the left and Soros would quite their shit, he'd be doing even better.
>Did you vote for him?
Fuck no
>Why not?
-Climate Change denial
-Stupid fucking wall
-Stupid fucking muslim ban
-I actually want to ease human suffering and not exacerbate it
>Do you think he's doing a good job
No.
I wish he'd just explode the world already. I'm ready to die
>>722571594
still mad about hillary fucking clinton and ignorant and delusional about what is going on, yep, this is actually a real post.
>2000 + 17
>Programming in anything other than Perl
Explain yourself.
c++ master race
>>722569998
c++, c#, and even Java are far superior. Even if there are things that you can do in perl that may be more functional than those languages. Perl is not mainstream, c# and c++ programs especially are almost always compatible with up to date windows computers so it makes selling and using the software you make much more simple.
>>722569998
Perl is dead, it just hasn't been buried yet
Hello /b/, I'm quite bored so trips decides what movie I watch.
>>722570061
holy fuck this picture is amazin
anyways, watch forest gump
cool cat saves the kids
baby geniuses 2