Finn Balor abs thread?
>>2792322
so hot i have tons
> inb4 plebbit
Can anyone else defend this??
>>2792281
This should not be surprising to you OP
These people cannot think for themselves
>>2792281
>visiting plebbit
kys OP
>>2793429
How else is he gonna get in his his Young Bucks circle jerk?
yes get ready
Nobody gives a fuck, fat boy
>>2792176
wrong again lol im a girl and you wish you have their bodies and faces
Could a silent heel ever get over?
Kane didn't speak for months
>>2792147
They'd probably get babyface pops since they wouldn't say stuff to make the audience cringe
>>2792147
not in the WWMEME
see pic related
Anons seem to think Chris Benoit was the toughest superstar in the WWE, but I think they're lying through their teeth.
>b-but his accomplisments
What accomplishments? Taking 16 years to finally win the World Heavyweight title? I'm supposed to kiss his feet for finally winning the title after failing time and time again? Oh, please. I know /asp/ likes to root for the underdog, but that's ridiculous. Chris Benoit is completely overrated.
OP reads like a bad CageMatch review
He was taking roids and probably over 100 pain killers a day
Nothing about him was tough. Listen to Angle about pain killers
>>2791990
Watch one of his matches and turn 18 before posting here again.
The past few weeks we had way too much talk of rats. Let's talk about the Pure women
Molly
>Pure gimmick, many co-workers talk highly of her
>Crazy husband, one guy online says she's a total phony though.
Lilian
>15 years with no backstage drama.Women in roster seems to like & trust her
>Stayed super hot the entire time
Becky
>Dating outside company
>Might have relations with Finn, but he's kinda femme so not sure if it counts
Ivory
>Long time veteran in the buisness
>None to be a bit wild, but no talk of wrestling relations
Bayley
>Much like Molly, gimmicked pure
>Never kissed a boy???
Eva Marie
>Surprise pick but only TD who wasn't ratting around to pick up a wrestling sugar daddy.
>boyfriend outside industry.
Eve Torres
>In a lot of storyline coupling, but seemed to have all relationships outside the wrestling
>Hooked up with MMA family legend.
Trish
>God tier woman in wrestling,
>Many female friends in wrestling, lack of hate or jealousy by co-workers.
Becky might be pure now but her there's no way she was pure during her indy/training days
Alex Bliss
>goes to disney every week
>cute
>overprotective hot mom interfering in her personal life keeping boys away
>gets an eating disorder around the age men start paying attention to her looks because she didn't like it
>gets an ugly australian bf because he won't cheat on her
There's no fucking way has she slept with more than 3 men. Screencap this.
Based Molly.
Is he over?
>>2791909
>thinking any virgin on /asp/ is old enough to even remember cyrus
>>2793364
I know him as Jackal. He creeped me out as a kid. Was he any good as a wrestler?
>career highlight is managing the fucking Truth Commission
>constantly has to remind the world that he used to be a worker
>same tired insider commentary style that used on ECW PPVS in 2000
>less successful than virtually every one of the people he broke in with
>only got a job through Omega's nepotism
>drew 0 dimes
>podcast is unlistenable
>bald
Cm punk is jobber bitch.
Ryback is legend.
>cm punk has longest single consecutive mens championship reign since the 70s
>ryback has a podcast
really boggles the ole noggin tbfh
Big Show is a skinny highflyer.
>>2791860
pretty sure ryback has ate more pins than punk.
>feed him more pins
NASA plans to send a recording of CM Punk's pipebomb into space. CM Punk is the second wrestler to have this honor after Matt Morgan who had his DNA sent into space
https://blogs.nasa.gov/spacestation/2017/06/22/after-matt-morgan-cm-punk-is-next-for-nasa/
>>2791757
He keeps on winning, truly the GOAT.
>could send Dusty's "hard times" promo
>could send Bret's "this is bullshit!" promo
>could send Heyman's "you stole from me" promo
>could send any number of Macho Man/Hogan coke fueled promos
>send up Punk's "teehee! I shouldn't be say that on television XD!" promo instead
NASA was a mistake.
>>2791757
Maybe they can send Phil too, now that he has more free time.
WELL, YOU SEE PUNK
YOU WRITE MY PROMOS
AND TALENT ISN'T SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED
I GOT BLACKED AGAIN
Post your favorite Stable / Unit / Factions here!
I'll begin with this one
>>2791714
Who else ~LOS~ here??
Love factions
*blocks your path*
Kick her in the gunt and run.
i usually find female wrestlers somewhat attractive but sienna is borderline fugly.
>>2791667
wear a fucking singlet
What is it about these 2 that makes smarks and marks rage?
>>2791497
Don't know, but they give me a raging boner.
>>2791499
I don't know about "raging" boner, but I am a fan of Bilie's recent look of the overdone tan and black leggings. It reminds me of the slutty hentai characters with a deep tan.
Why aren't there any WWE hentai doujins?
>>2791497
Nothing because they are really irrelevant.
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GOTY
>everything launching on steam now
Haven't been up to date with the gaming world but did people finally see Sony's bullshit and give up on console gaming?
>>2791509
No. Publishers finally realized PC gaming can be a viable market though.
Does /asp/ actually like these two?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13264281
>>2791412
Like PeyPey, don't like William Kay.
based iconic are literally the best thing going in WWE right now.
>>2791412
who are they?