Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0mg8Z09SY
1 bong till preshow
bumparoo
WHO TITUS BRAND HERE
>>2853255
>Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Samoa Joe
>Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman (Ambulance Match)
>Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Sasha Banks
>Seth Rollins vs. Bray Wyatt
>Raw Tag Team Champions Cesaro & Sheamus vs. The Hardy Boyz (30-Minute WWE Iron Man Match)
>Intercontinental Champion The Miz vs. Dean Ambrose
>Enzo Amore vs. Big Cass
>WWE Cruiserweight Champion Neville vs. Akira Tozawa (Kickoff Match)
GBF starts at 8. Kickoff show starts at 7.
http://www.wwe.com/article/uk-championship-pete-dunne-noam-dar-icw-july-29?sf96562001=1
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/884164629731184641
>UK Championship
And?
>>2853206
Is that a FtM ?
>>2853218
please don't
ya gf texts you this and say her parents aren't home, wyd?
>>2853199
Tell her shes probably got a wrong number
>>2853199
Never had a gf, so idk.
>>2853199
Well no girl I know would text me that or even watch wrestling so I would assume her phone was stolen
Post the date when you think Mr. Anderson will finally have enough and kill himself. Bonus if you also post the method he uses.
01/01/2018
03/06/2019
>>2853181
10/07/2017. Screenshot this
Alright, /asp/, it's almost here. How would you have this match be booked for maximum mark out?
>Match starts with Joe IMMEDIATELY running to Lesnar, clocking him out and beating the shit out of him
>Lesnar is on the defensive for the first half of the match, just trying to survive
>Lesnar finally gets a good recovery, starts suplexing Joe everywhere
>Joe doesn't relent and keeps giving Lesnar a fight between getting suplexed
>We get to 10 suplexes
>Joe finally manages to catch Lesnar in the Clutch out of nowhere
>Lesnar almost taps out and there's plenty of fake outs with him passing out
>Manages to get the rope break just by an inch
>Samoa Joe leaves an opening, Brock Lesnar nails a few more suplexes and gives the F5
>Immediately gets him up again and gives him another F5 for the three-count
>Match is 15 minutes total
How hard would you mark?
>>2853139
>Bork squashes him in the first 5 minutes or so
>Ref goes down somehow
>Bork has Joe up for an F5
>Heyman comes from behind and hits Bork with a chair
>Bork goes down to one knee and looks up at Heyman absolutely shocked
>Joe locks in Coquina Clutch on Bork
>Bork taps
>Heyman raises Joe's hand as he is handed the belt
>>2853139
1 minute squash. Joe out injured for a month.
ITT: Wrestlers with amazing themes we never get to hear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_HEUe4IjM
>>2853111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxSwtDgaQDk
>>2853111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RAJJ5pzVxQ
They've changed it after the CWC, it has too much personality for the blank slate that is Metalik anyway.
>>2853111 https://youtu.be/JWJ64JnzNas
Why the fuck does this PPV start so late?
>>2853091
It starts at midnight here in the UK. Shithouse.
off to bed brettslime
>>2853187
Sorry Summerfaggot, but us adults have jobs to get to in the morning.
Should WWE sign her and revive Kimber Bombs?
>>2853060
Who is that?
>>2853098
Nvm they are fake.
>>2853098
ally
Is he one of the all time greats?
>>2852942
Glorified midcarder
>>2852942
Not even close, he's an average midcarde
>>2852942
No. Top 50 at best.
Wait a second...this PPV title ISN'T a meme?
They named the show after a 60 year old song by a pedophile???
>>2852901
Reminder that Vince McMahon has the humor of a 12 year old...
>>2852931
12 is generous. More like 7.
>>2852901
They might as well have called it "D'YA WANNA BE IN MY GANG, MY GANG?".
I know Balls of Fire hasn't started yet, but fuck it.
We already won. Get in here Tozawa bros. Lets celebrate.
URAH!!!!
>>2852907
SICC EM
>>2852892
Hope we get a celebration fanfare perfomed by the Titus Band.
I know Balls of Fire hasn't started yet, but fuck it.
We already won. Get in here Samoa bros. Lets celebrate.
>>2852880
How about we watch the PPV first, you fucking nerd?
>>2852887
>actually watching the PPV
>>2852889
dumb wowposter
Ordering pic related, opinions?
>>2852813
What size did you get?
>>2852813
Most people will think it's gay slang and the tie dye
>>2852813
Nice shirt, homo.
What do people see in this guy exactly?
He's a good wrestler (not great) with good promos.
He says le baybay
>>2852766
>le baybay man
what's the point of calling your belt "intercontinental" when that's just saying the same thing as "world" championship ?
>>2852742
When you're Intercontinental Champion, you're not Champion of the seas.
>>2852742
WWE's intercontinental means North America and South America.
>>2852755
Posieden has a Goldberg tier streak