Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0mg8Z09SY
1 bong till preshow
bumparoo
WHO TITUS BRAND HERE
>>2853255
>Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Samoa Joe
>Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman (Ambulance Match)
>Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Sasha Banks
>Seth Rollins vs. Bray Wyatt
>Raw Tag Team Champions Cesaro & Sheamus vs. The Hardy Boyz (30-Minute WWE Iron Man Match)
>Intercontinental Champion The Miz vs. Dean Ambrose
>Enzo Amore vs. Big Cass
>WWE Cruiserweight Champion Neville vs. Akira Tozawa (Kickoff Match)
GBF starts at 8. Kickoff show starts at 7.
anyone think cena may make an appearance tonight?
this is actually happening, a ppv named Great Balls Of Fire™
>Samoa Joe becomes champion
>Dixie Carter showing up
>Literally becoming TNA circa 2012
Stamford wives will defend this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nQD2FYhico
youtube preshow & shit
I challenge any autist here to come up with a worse name for a PPV.
It cannot be done.
Bayley heel turn tonight?
>>2853406
Does it have to be a song title?
>>2853380
Probably. But sadly, RAM is gonna have to steal more Smackchads than that to save this shitty ppv.
>>2853255
>After a grueling physical match, Joe pins Lesnar for the title
>Lesnar becomes enraged and is taking it on the equipment and support staff ringside
>Security runs down
>Lesnar destroys security
>GM Kurt Angle leads a group of jabronies to subdue The Beast
>Lesnar destroys jabronies
>Security recovers
>Brock clotheslines Angle and is held back by security
>Angle slowly gets up with a shocked, angry look on his face
>Forcefully removes jacket
>Jerks off tie
>Tears off button-up shirt
>Shouts "Let him go!" to security
>Angle and Lesnar face to face
>Intense staredown
>Lesnar exits the ring to boos
THIS
IS
MY
YARD
>>2853406
Yellow Submarine
>>2853406
"Cena wins lol"
>>2853406
ding-dong diddly
>I'LL SEE YOU AT ding-dong diddly , IN A KENDO STICK ON A POLE MATCH
imagine SCSA saying that and meaning it
>>2853406
Push th' Little Daisies
Easy task for the night. We got this.
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
NOBODY THERE
THE E IS DEAD
>David Otunga
>Already talking about memes
>i love a good meme
WWE Balls. Let's get it going /asp/
>ROSENBERG TALKING ABOUT MEMES
Thread is dead
I really like the name of this PPV. Among battlegrounds and fastlanes this is a fun unique name. Also this song is great, I've been humming it since trailer droped
>>2853406
Rock & Roll Hoochie Koo
>>2853436
aca papa nomas por brock vs señor joe
>>2853406
Picklefest
IT'S GOT THAT BIG FIGHT SMELL.
Well this pre-show panel is trash.
>>2853444
18+
>>2853441
#WWEGBOF rolls off the tongue so much easier though...
I really wanna suck Charly's big ol' dick.
I don't suppose poorfags have a reasonable live option, do they?
Asking for a poorfag friend
>>2853372
right here
I still have'nt kept a straight face whenever someone has said Great Balls of Fire
>>2853455
>>2853444
Who is she?
>>2853406
Starrcade
https://www.pscp.tv/WWE/1nAKEBgpMBXGL
#WWEBalls +1
>>2853406
WWE Grease Lightning
who here /SMACK/
BRAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUN
>>2853432
10/10 would mark
>>2853429
It sounds GOAT when I imagine that
>>2853477
yo
>>2853444
Please tell me that Haitch just signed her.
>>2853477
My loyalties are torn since Alexa Bliss went to Raw. That gave Raw a huge plus. In exchange Charlotte went to SmackDown!, that's a huge minus.
BORDERLINE CLASSICS.
FREAKY STRENGTH.
4u
DAVID
OTUNGA
>>2853489
Based Becky is still SD though
>>2853466
>she
>He is a big guy
>>2853482
If I had to hear that song for weeks leading up to the PPV, I would kill myself long before the actual PPV.
Its fun to have red hair and know every time someone says "great balls of fire" they are talking about me!
Who is this bald white queer?
Tell me about Braun.
does WWE network shit the bed during PPVs for anyone else or just me?
>>2853406
dynamic danger of doomsday destiny deluxe
Fucking hell, Renee manages to look worse and worse every PPV. She's going to be Sunny tier of JUST within in year.
>>2853466
>she
Anon...
>>2853489
>>2853504
What are you watching on? if PC what browser?
>>2853504
works for me;^)
wasn't the last ambulance match happen at Unforgiven in 2003?
>>2853406
The Great American Bash of Fire
0 pop for jasethy lmao
>>2853504
i use apple tv to stream and it's always perfect for me
>>2853519
nah, Cena had one a few years ago
REEEEEEEEE THIS FEUD IS AWFUL
>>2853504
Xbox 1. may switch to laptop but i like ot shitpost simultaneously.
>>2853508
how do you go from THIS...
>>2853521
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed
>The state of jasethy
>>2853406
>>2853504
I stream from my laptop through my chromecast and it's worked excellent
I think WWE should just do voice over some wrestlers. They are so bad at talking
>>2853504
so far so good on ps4
Probable "bonus" matches we'll get:
Goldust vs. R-Truth
Drifter vs. Finn Balor
Bayley & Mickie James vs. Nia Jax & Dana Brooke
Gallows & Anderson vs. whatever tag team hasn't been broken up yet
>>2853535
>Troy Baker as Roman Reigns
>Everyone hates him even more
goodness gracious
If I take a shower now will I make it in time for Tozawa and Nevil?
>crowd starts wooing
Is Ric Flair there?
I'm new here, so, sorry for my retarded question
I heard the Hardy brothers were/are back.
Will they be involved in this GBoF?
>>2853535
Who are you talking about tho?
>>2853541
nice sack desu
>>2853539
Goldie isn't on the pre-show?
>>2853529
Post the pic of her in the white bikini from Total Divas, that was good.
>>2853406
>We won't end it tonight Woyd Barret II! No! It must end... At
-Hit the Road Jack!
-Stayin' Alive
-In The Navy
-I wash my ass like a man
-Ain't no rest for the wicked
-The Love Boat
>>2853406
Slammiversary
>>2853546
They aren't Broken so they don't matter yet.
>>2853436
Acá papi esperando las bolas peludas en fuego
>>2853547
Right now Sef.
YOU GON' BURN
>>2853540
wtf i like troy baker.
How is Brayyy Lmao the betting favorite?
Rollins just got the cover of 2k.
>>2853546
I hope not, they belong in a museum.
>>2853541
Delet this
>>2853543
You probably have 15 minutes, the match is usually in the second half, close to before the start of the PPV.
>>2853541
GODDAMN PAL.
LOOK AT THOSE GRAPEFRUITS!
SO LARGE.
SO JUICY.
>>2853544
I saw a tweet (an official WWE account) implying Flair will be there for something related to 2K18 tonight.
WOOO
WOOO
WOO
WOO
>>2853549
They only announced Neville vs Tozawa for the pre-show.
otunga demoted to pre show table maximum keks
>>2853557
as long as you stay at r/gaming, you can like whoever you want, anon
would you suck (((her))) feminine penis, anons?
>>2853555
He can speak fine, its more that the lines written (for him) are trying to appeal to children. They should let them have more options in terms of add lib and going off script
>>2853504
so far so good on my laptop, gona cook a steak and play fallout 4 and clean my apartment.
>New Rocket League commercial
These are terrible
>>2853564
Vince please go back to work.
>>2853571
without hesitation
(((Greenberg)))
Vince be careful here.
>>2853515
Not him but only Opera works for me. Firefox can't load the video and am I fuck using Chrome.
QUINTESSENTIAL RENEESAUCE MAN
>Women's wrestling
no thanks
>there are losers who will unironically watch a show called "Great Balls of Fire"
What is wrong with you?? Can't you see how bad it's become??
Based Miss Bliss
Christ, I literally just saw the logo of two flaming balls. Basically Vince just choose the logo that made him laugh.
#QuintessentialStudMuffin
QUINTESSENTIAL RENAISSANCE MAN
>>2853571
Yeah sure.
>>2853584
>((Kaufman))
>Nia Jax beat Dana Brooke and Emma in seconds
>>2853584
>forward arrow colon C
what did she mean by this?
>>2853580
Yeah honestly it depends on if you are running, Mac, PC, or Linux and what you are browsing with almost more than the stream speed or your ISP speed
>two matches on the preshow
>neither have happened yet
why is sasha so ugly lads
Based Big Momma Pump saving the Preshow
>>2853595
prolly that she is a heel and has that cute smirk/frown
>Miss Piggy on pre-show
>>2853597
Only one match
What happened to Sam Roberts?
>>2853598
beastiality is a sin
>>2853598
because she's black
>>2853598
I hate sasha and her lack of a hairline
>>2853605
him and rosenjew rotate every ppv
BASED EMMA SAVING THE PRE-SHOW
MY TINY WEEN IS LEAKING
>Emma can't wait for Dana to eat her pussy backstage
WHERE'S GOLDUST?
EMMA SIGHTING
>>2853606
L E G I T
H O S S
Dana on my screen, yuck.
THICC DANA GETTING SCREEN TIME
this is cringe as fuck
I forgot Dana turned face.
FUCK AMBROSE
>The most must-see superstar tonight
Fuck Renee, you're supposed to be impartial, Dean is not that.
Otunga gay?
>they're actually using the music
kek
>>2853571
Why not?
My sources tell me that this is the Bullet Clubs last show with WWE. They are being released
Should I play a vidya or shitpost about how terrible RAM is?
>>2853629
Good, they suck.
Will the Bullet Club show up tonight?
>>2853629
good they are better on the indies
>>2853629
....um i think....
nevermind
BIG
POPPA
POO
>>2853629
Who's Bullet Club? Are they like an off-shot of The Club?
>>2853637
DEFICATE IF YA HEAR ME
Do Punjabi prisons actually look like that, though?
Doesn't seem very secure...
I'm betting Big Cass win the match against catchphrase manlet
Based WWE about to BTFO Who Japan Pro Cringing and Global Farce Wrestling with this pay per view!
Carmella>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cass>>Enzo
Friendzone A-bores-me and Big Cuck
>drunk on rum
>cant remember last night I was sober
>28 years old
>no gf
>order chicken wings online
>still able to shitpost in PPV threads
I love you 4chan. Youve been my best friend for the last 8 years
:*(
>>2853651
At least you can afford rum and ordering chicken wings.
>>2853651
Nobody cares, just remember to stream your inevitable suicide
What was Cass's plan?
Like, he pretended to get beat up to break up with Enzo? Why bother? Why not just attack him more?
>>2853651
30 here. No gf in six years.
>>2853651
>IMG_1250
fuck off nigger
>>2853651
Add 3 years and better Booze and you will be me!
>adagio for strings intensifies.
>>2853651
I love you too, anon. I made frozen chicken wings - let's eat them and enjoy this miserable PPV!
>>2853651
What sauce on the wings Anon?
CALLING IT!
Ezno vs Cass
Match Of The Night
Not watching preshow, has Akira won yet?
Who else only here to watch Lesnar/Joe?
>>2853654
This
>>2853660
Is this Batmen vs souperman?
Balls
This guy is a literal nigger fag
>>2853663
>APShark
What is the name for? What do you provide for the community?
>>2853656
so nobody would suspect he was the guy attacking enzo you retard
>>2853651
such is 4chin life brother
MARTY JANETTY BURIED ONCE AGAIN
this card is complete trash to be quite honest
>>2853651
>>2853664
not started yet..... 15 min to the hour it starts imo
Where the fuck is Sammy Branmuffins!?
and notice how security is trying to keep the fans away?
>>2853519
Wyatt and Ambrose had one on Raw in 2015
Why is Charly's voice so deep?
He doesnt fit in chair
>>2853651
Where did you order the wings from anon?
Otunga with a Nsync breakup reference. Awesome
>>2853651
check out AA, find a sponsor, work the steps, get sober
i'm pulling for you, brother - things get better
>>2853646
Based E Chads gonna rule this board once again.
>Akira and Nevil are only getting ten minutes
So the other day a friend and I were discussing a few things, and the conversation lead from wrestling, to around the time of when things got bad in the world. We pinpointed the time to be shortly after Dusty Rhodes death, deeming us unwilling of the greatest that he was. We then realized days after Dustys passing was when Trump announced his candidacy for president..and then it came to me. Dusty Rhodes, in every single essence of the fact, is the anti-Donald Trump, and his death lead to the unbalancing in the world powers of good and evil and opened the floodgates to the hell that is Presidump Trump.
>>2853680
only if it can be steph
>>2853680
ok
I liked Dana in that segment t b h
>>2853680
>not the shop
fucking dropped
Recognize Charly's girth.
>>2853680
The only place I'm going tomorrow is the comic book store, so it's pretty slim pickings... What the hell. I'm more pathetic than that other anon but I don't want to list it and get so miserable that I climb into bed and sleep for 15 hours.
>>2853680
Will she come with a feminine penis?
>>2853676
30min Iron Man match
Bliss vs. Banks
Joe vs Brock
fuck outta here nogger
@HUNNYAVA BTFO AND ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>2853691
Based Big President Donny T working ya
>>2853694
It was a nice thick segment
Poor Heyman.
He doesn't give a shit about any of this any more. But at the same time, he fucking loves being given tons of money for doing shit all.
>>2853662
Buffalo and BBQ
>>2853684
Dominos
>Heyman standing up cause he can't due to his massive erection from Charly
>>2853691
fucking Drumpf
>Charly getting thiccer
bueno
>>2853702
KEK
>>2853694
You do realize they'll likely have another segment with her and Emma later right?
>Dana I needed your help with my Brazilian wax
>>2853706
Bro are you MN ???? lets watch together come over to my house brah!!!
>>2853707
Charleys erection is bigger
>Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman
MOTN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS
Haven't watched WWE in two months, what have I missed out on? Why did Cass and Enzo turn on each other
Anyone else getting their dicks out for Sasha vs Bliss? I've wanted to see this feud since Sasha got her weave in order around the Royal Rumble
>>2853700
>30 mins
such a great Iron Man match!
>Bliss vs Banks
is going to be a botch fest
>Joe vs Brock
only good match in the card
>>2853706
Good taste in wings my dude
>it's a Brock wins in a squash rerun
I hate this fucking episode
Hey Man is like modern dayBobby Brain
>>2853711
I can only fap so many times tthis weekend
>>2853691
Fuck Drumpf and polturds.
>>2853718
Big Cass felt Enzo was annoying and holding him back. His hatred and resentment grew and he couldn't take it anymore.
>>2853691
if anything Dusty would've voted Trump
how hasn't Heyman had a heart attack yet?
>>2853719
Right here bro this is the true main event.
Hope Bliss retains. Two hot bodies out there.
>>2853444
Wow she's hot.
>>2853718
Same reason every tag champs break up in the 'E.
YOU WERE HOLDING ME BACK
>>2853720
Then dont watch and dont lurk here for the next 5 hours ..... k?
or stfu 2edy5mr
>>2853714
i'm alright with seeing more Dana-Emma action.
At least they are interesting.
>>2853680
2D or 3D?
Brock is going to drop the Universe belt tonight. Joe to feud with Demon King after
>>2853723
Heyman wishes.
He's more like the modern day Gary Hart.
>vic joseph
who's this cuck?
>>2853730
Bra and Panties match when?
>champion out first
BASED TITUS BRAND LADS
>Champ comes out first
When will this meme end.
>>2853680
aight
weekly reminder
>>2853735
I like more wrestlers getting storylines, everybody should be doing something.
TITUS WORLDWIDE
HE'S MAD!!!
>tfw used to watch Wrestling and play WWE 2009 with my pals
>Hardy brothers, Triple H, MVP, John Cena, CM Punk, Undertaker, Kane
>fast forward to yesterday
>turn on TV at 2 am
>preview for some fight I dunno lol
>leather jacket faggot vs le edgy fedora man
Just end it already
>>2853691
Great shitpost
australia/10
>>2853703
>>2853710
>>2853726
>>2853728
>>2853740
Nice work bringing politics into this, you fucking retards
>>2853719
How is our queen going to beat that horse-faced bitch tonight?
>Neville getting a pop
Aries on suicide watch
>>2853734
Back to plebbit retarded nigger, we are only here to complain
>>2853753
have sex
Based Titus Brand
Who is that on commentary with Graves?
Kill Bill
>>2853680
I just want some pussy
>neville lost his abs
TITUS BRAND
Why is Titus Worldwide the best faction in years?
>>2853680
Please god give me this
>>2853745
I can't stand it when they do this and they have been doing it a lot lately brah
>>2853742
He's been doing Main Event with Corey, since Tom moved to Smackdown they're training up another guy as a spare.
BASED FUCKING TOZAWA
based Neville
/aaaaa/
>>2853759
no u fag lol
who's tryna get that smoke in Rocket League
I hope Neville and Tozawa get 4 minutes.
>>2853758
lol you must be new here.... wtf am i doing rite nao? summer is nao
>based king vs titus brand
I don't know who to cheer for desu
TOZAWA IS OVER
PUT THE STRAP ON HIM
BASED AAAA MAN
>>2853776
Steam?
>Neville dragging the belt on the floor
I know it's a shitty belt but at least try to look like you care.
>>2853753
>WWE 2009
it was still SvR at that era ya pinhead
>>2853772
Tell me...
he did NOT..
just say that!
Here we go boys, 196 participants.
>>2853778
this
>>2853789
He's a heel dingus.
>mfw The Titus brand and Titus O'Neil is just a rib on Lavar Ball and the Based Baller Brand
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16 MINUTES UNTIL GREAT BALLS OF FIRE STARTS GET HYPED MOTHER FUCKERS
>>2853792
cringe
How do they get the ropes purple like that? CGI?
>>2853756
Do not want a Bliss face turn at all.
>>2853790
>actually writing Smackdown vs Raw 2009
heh
Was a good game though. Still playing it on PS2 with my buddies
>>2853804
takes like 5 min to change ropes
>>2853796
>heels drag belts on the ground
Are you really that fucking stupid?
18+
>>2853671
i provide fun for all ages
>>2853804
Tape
>>2853804
Exactly - they're naturally green and they edit them whatever color they need
>>2853804
LED lights in the rope
G O O D N E S S
R
A
Y
S
H
U
S
>>2853804
laser lights i think
>Powa of Tozowa
>>2853690
superb taste watafriend
What is it with japs and mouthguards
they spray paint the ropes during the break
>>2853810
I don't believe you.
>>2853804
It's a different arena. They do the pre-show in Atlantic City.
>a commercial for the WWE Network on a PPV on the WWE network
literally why?
>>2853812
This is the best response.
>>2853466
New bread??
>>2853807
I'm stuck on a SmackDown Shut Your Mouth kick, currently.
>>2853812
I knew it.
At the MSG house show they didn't change the ropes to purple when Cedric Alexander and Neville fought. And the match was amazing
>>2853825
They want the shekels from streamfags
>>2853825
Because the Kickoff show is on Youtube.
Calm down, ma'am.
>>2853691
based Trump working dumb frogposters into a shoot
>>2853825
every thread
>>2853825
i think its called money
>>2853825
__TECHNICALLY__ this is on youtube as well for free
>>2853825
the kickoff show is broadcast on youtube ya pinhead
>>2853792
>mfw I get eliminated because of the cruiserweight championship match
COME ON TOZAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2853789
Yep, poor taste.
Vince must be seething in the back right now. Wouldn't surprise me if Neville is fined for that.
>>2853823
*brings the fun*
why do they have to change the ring for this shit? Whats the point? Do they change the ring for the intercontinental championship?
>>2853825
>he posted it again
>>2853845
why do you care so much
>>2853842
>Vince
>Caring about midgets
Choose one
SAY IT WITH ME /sp/
P O W A
OF
T O Z A W A
holy shit GOAT suicide dives
zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
tozawa needs to chill on the dives
looks like hes trying to headbutt neville
>>2853842
>fined for dragging a fake belt
Lol
>>2853651
> 30
> no gf
> washed dog
> cooking a steak
> cooking a veggie stew
> just got back from texas
> did laundry
> playing fallout 4
> shitposting
> taking shots of cheap vodka
its alright anon, make the most of it.
>>2853851
How doe that answer my question?
>>2853829
Really makes me think
>get front row seats at PPV
>be looking down at your phone most of the match
>>2853825
only 9.99 a month, anon.
>>2853887
How else you are going to tell people you have frontrow seats?
>>2853840
Fuck.
Middle section kick of doom
That match should have been on the main show. That was a great match. Move Rollins and Bray to preshow.
>>2853940
Agreed, if WWE actually made them a bigger deal, people might actually that division seriously.
Just got in.
What's the point of Bray anymore if he never wins. At this point he's fucking Wimplo
>I'm laughing making me the victor
>its seth rollins vs bray wyatt match
Seth can't lift Bray.
>Bray Wyatt is just too powerful
Is powerful the new word for fat in WWE?
Huh? Bray actually won a match... why do I still not care?
>>2853680
no