"Hey man, you wanna join the club and I for some bible study and video games? We were gunna think of ways to kick these Muslim invaders and the gay community off of our flat earth."
>>2848471
>video games
Yay
>bible study
Boo
>join the club
Yay
>flat earth
Boo
>>2848478
sorry, you cant join.
have to be 100% commited.
no slackers.
>>2848471
>Muslim invaders
Why is the "master race" so scared of brown people?
Based Patriot AJ Styles making the WWE great again
>>2848354
what's even the point of changing titles in a house show? they should've just waited till the PPV
>>2848354
>wins irrelevant midcard title at a house show
>B-BASED
I bet your that Goldust Mark that shows up everywhere gamethread
Can you name anything finer than Scott Steiner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccog02xSIo
>i'm doin him an egg!
>you're not givin me a fair rinse!
what did he mean by this?
>>2848306
He looks fucking gross. His body's in shambles now, and if he goes on one more temper tantrum his heart's going to explode.
>>2848306
Scott wishes he looked like that now and that he didn't have a giant fucking chasm in the middle of his chest
Hey /asp/ I'm trying to get into wrestling and I'm wondering what are some good matches to watch. Any promotion or whatever you guys call them is game.
>>2848204
you want something closer to nowadays or vintage goodstuff?
>>2848232
Anything is fine.
>>2848204
watch NJPW
>10
What did he mean by this?
It's a typo. He meant 9.
He is the "Perfect 10", meaning that were you to rate his attractiveness or wrestling ability on a scale of 1 to 10, he would be a 10. Of course, that's kayfabe. In reality he's a 5 in both.
>>2848188
How many seconds he's on smackdown each week
Someone explain to me why was he considered a godly worker specially when he's shit compared to the likes of kenny omega
>>2848124
He wasn't. He was a great wrestler. Work = good at doing movez, and Ric was not known for that.
However, as a pro wrestler in the ring he was godlike at getting people invested in the match. That's where the confusion comes from.
>>2848279
He also sold like his life depended on it. He made his opponents look like great workers. That is the mark of a great professional wrestler.
>>2848124
He drew unlike that fag Kenny.
https://twitter.com/ShowtimeBoxing/status/883360044305207296
Neither
I hope they somehow both lose
>>2848105
Money team
How can i get the farmer strength?
Farm.
>>2847994
1. Be a good Christan man.
2. Remove Gays
3. Be phenomenal.
4. Have soccer mom hair.
5. Too sweet me hootski.
You must overcome MUSLIM INVADERS and THE GAY COMMUNITY in order to prove yourself worthy of the farmer strength
>Life always changes. There are so many different points in life and periods that you wish would last forever. They don’t. It’s the cycle of life. There are wonderful periods and savor them and remember them and you can’t be bitter or unhappy that things have changed, because people close to you that feel like a part of you are at some point not going to be there, but others will come. There are hard periods, and when they come, remember that they are also only temporary.
Big Wisdom Dave laying down the poignant life lessons.
cringe
>>2847938
>Well, uh, my dad died. The plan was for him to see Thanksgiving, but uh, plans change all the time. Uh, the funeral was ok *coughs* I'd give it 4 stars but uh the priest's promo brought it down.
>>2847962
Kek
>tfw your DVD sells so well they immediately have you drop your midcard belt so they can push you to the main event ASAP
Can't wait to see him end Corbin's MitB run in failure.
>>2847842
HEY CARTMAN
>tfw your bff is going to become champion and you'll ride his coattails to the main event scene
Titles don't change hands at a house sh-
AJ won't drop it on tu-
>>2847684
I was literally just thinking yesterday why do they bother having title matches at house shows, the title isn't going to change hands so it completely spoils the ending.
Me BTFO.
>>2847684
OP isn't a fa-
>Anal nathrach, do che'l de'nmha
/asp/ - accept the Lord of Darkness as your savior. Allow the purity of evil to guide you.
>Anal nathrach Tiera natrach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9v1Qe5s5qM
>>2847561
lol you said anal lmao
>>2847561
>Anal nathrach, do che'l de'nmha
Muh nigga
>>2847561
Based
Finn A
>>2847687
Finn B
Cringe
Have a sage on me
>>2847729
But you didn't sage properly. My thread was bumped all the same, fella.
>YEAOH!
>>2847544
URAH URAH URAH
What did Titus mean by this?
Why is it called the kinshasa? I bet that faggot has never been to africa in his life
Holy shit do you guys remember the WM21 movie promos?
I just rediscovered them and man are they great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b72gYPJ6M8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID_etJbvNqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LefM9PcVA7o
They're reddit tier garbage
>>2847359
cuck pls
>>2847357
>I just rediscovered them and man are they great
T.kid that wasn't alive during WM 21