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Crowd is dead now

GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

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who foxy here

>the state of humor on /asp/

>>2856037

Balls? I thought horses liked apples and sugar cubes?

Lmao

>>2855907
what was right about this overhyped edgelord? he's a tiny roman reigns

>>2855907
Well, at least he has a big di.. O wait

How does WWE expect its audience to get behind a guy who at one point had to be stopped from literally killing someone in kayfabe

>>2855750
hey, look, it's ricky berwick

Holy shit that poor guy deserves to be put down

>>2855750
You shouldn't make fun of Make-A-Wish kids. Not good karma.

first for THE BIG DOG

based SashA+ working the smarks

Yet here you are.

Also Bliss' ass is looking fat tonight. Nice

>>2853936
Muta had an actual run in the States, Liger was just a once in a while guy.

>>2854051
Liger was WCW Cruiserweight champion years ago and he invented the Shooting Star Press.

>>2855303
And that means nothing in Vince's territory. One NXT match does not an HoF induction make.

ADR getting worked by based Usos.

>>2853923
reminder that alberto literally fought off a knife-wielding criminal with his bare hands. he would fuck up anyone in wwe.

>>2855403
>knife wielding criminal
>not just coked out paige in a domestic dispute

>>2853699
Vince hates smark cities

Didn't Cena get booed heavily there last time?

>>2853699
Wtf I'm moving there next month why does Vince hate me?

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Here's the actual Stardom ace.

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>>2853338
Nigga you thought

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two in one photo

Running for mayor

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He's on vacation.

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>Bray Wyatt will never do that Hell-in-a-Cell kendostick corner spot to Kane and make him wear an eyepatch and go fucking mental
>They'll never a GOAT feud where Kane screams at Bray saying that he'll rip his guts out
https://youtu.be/0aEnOL8VvZ0 2:07

Steph easily

>>2853059
Steph turned into a hotter MILF mainly because Trish had her tits deflated and stopped dyeing her hair

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>>2853059
Stephanie, easily.

Surreal. I can only imagine what it must've been like for WCW fans who saw the last episode of Nitro live.

It would just be Vince cussing out the audience for 3 hours.

Vince would bareback creampie in Roman

Same time as roode

Mmmmaybe after SummerSlam? I don't think there's much more for him to do unless he is gonna win the NXT Championship at some point.

205 live

Big bad pussy gourmet

>Listen to his podcast about his lake
>Figure it's probably small but bigger than a pond
>It's not even a pond
>It's like a drainage ditch

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>Finished this entire room in my basement on my own. My dad would be proud. Pride

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>>2852175
Five knuckle shuffle

>>2852175
I unironically enjoyed Vince's commentary.

>>2852179
WHAT A MANEUVER THAT WAS