ITT: Post maneuvers
>>2852175
Five knuckle shuffle
>>2852175
I unironically enjoyed Vince's commentary.
>>2852179
WHAT A MANEUVER THAT WAS
MY GOD, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT MANEUVER
>>2852195
I saw that and thought he was dead for a minute. That was brutal.
SOLARPLEXUS
WHAT A HIGH RISK MANEUVER
AN ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING MANEUVER
WOW
WOW
WHAT A MANEUVER BY THE HULKSTER
>>2852195
>obese marks would rather watch wrestlers almost kill themselves doing shit like this instead of watching them actually wrestle
WOW, WHAT A MANEUVER THAT WAS
1, 2, 3 HEGOTHIMNOHEDIDN'T
OH MY GOODNESS
DEVASTATING MANEUVER, DEVASTATING!
>>2852218
True story: A wrestler in mexiblow recreated this spot and ended up dying.
>>2852182
Half of it was great but half was annoying as hell and that outweighed the good. He'd do the "HE GOT HIM HE GOT HIM!!! oh, no he didn't" at every 2 count, and used corny ass phrasing like "blah blah blah, I would suggest" and "if you will" a million times a night
WHAT A MANEU- OW MY HEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9G3YSap0Oc
>>2852244
It's mostly because he actually sounded enthusiastic about what was going on. JR and King had that years ago. Nowadays most of the commentary just sounds dry or fake.
>UpUpDownDown
WAIT A MINUTE
WHAT'S THIS MANEUVER?
LOOK AT THAT UNBELIEVABLE MANEUVER
>>2852182
Watch the 1996 Royal Rumble and listen to how many times he says Hunter Hearst Helmsley. You won't like it then.
MY GOD, WHAT A MANEUVER! HE MAY BE OUT!
>>2852264
Oh shit. Did they?
>X-Pac tears his anus
WOW
WHAT A DEVASTATING MANEUVER BY THE 1-2-3 KID
MANOEUVRE
>>2852231
>they are amazed that people can talk for 30 seconds without blowing up.
soon wrestling will nothing but be in-ring face promos followed by 20 minutes of reversal only chain wrestling then back to talking for 2 hours ending with a mimed finisher where they wrestlers don't actually touch.
>>2852299
¡QUÉ MANIOBRA!
Takayama, putting those educated feet to good use.
Wait...
470° moonsault
BOOMSHAKALAKA
>>2852566
>Goes for clothesline
>Gets kicked in the head
>>2852374
MY GOD, WHAT AN INCREDIBLE HIGH RISK MANEUVER
WHAT A CLEVER MANEUVER
1, 2, 3 HEGOTPARALYSISNOHEDIDN'TYESHEDID
>>2852588
>clothesline
It's not just a clothesline when someone like Kobashi does it. It's not even just a lariat. It's a LARIATOOOOooooooOOOOO
FROM THE TOP, NICE MANEUVER!
>>2852374
This nigga still alive?
>>2852374
WHAT A MANEUVER BY THE NECKBREAK KID
>>2852247
What's this maneuver called?
>>2852663
Sandbagging? Or was the table just too far?
>>2852663
>what's this maneuver called?
DEVASTATING
>>2852374
>>2852724
>Austin Aries released
HIGH-RISK MANEUVER THERE BY A-DOUBLE
>>2852218
>HE SAVED HIM
>BAH GAWD WHAT A MANEUVER BY DR LIFE
>>2852667
look again, his legs got caught on the ropes. big strong dum dums didn't plan on that.
>>2852663
How did Spike survive all this shit
>>2856608
>when wrestling was FUCKING AMAZING
>>2852271
TURNED HIM INSIDE OUT!
>>2852182
1 2 3 HE GOT HIM! NO WAIT HE DIDN'T. C'MON REF!
>>2852182
BIG BAAAACK BODYDROP!
>>2852374
Good, good snap.
>>2852299
No, Paige a pure
>>2852208
people say roman attempted murder last night, meanwhile this was an actual attempt
>>2852182
Setting him up for the ride now...OH! He got him!
>>2852175
You have been visited by Stylish Announcer Man
Near falls and devastating maneuvers will come your way, but only if you reply with "C'mon ref!"