>Catch GFW Impact @ 5pm PT - 8pm ET - 1am BST
>Where (look in the replies) or
PopTV
FiteApp
FightNetwork
>Tonight on Impact!, Matt Sydal challenges Eli Drake for the GFW Global Championship, Lashley and Moose are in Mexico for TripleMania XXV, and there will be tag team action from the Knockouts, X Division and featuring LAX.
>>3121445
ITT: Colossal failures in the Wrestling business
>>3121445
Airing Here: https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (remove the period after Y only)
>new GFW Xplosion airing before Impact
>Turn on Flash in Chrome or use FireFox for when the stream is live
The prospect of one day going to WWE:
"There's really no telling what could happen. But just as much as I might feel the desire and the drive to be in a match against Jinder or something at that level at SummerSlam, just like Nakamura did, I might also want to jump into UFC. I might also want to go to Hollywood and try my luck there—maybe as the next James Bond. Also, I might desire to focus on the next challenge against Kenny or whoever here. So, to be honest with you, I simply don't know." http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2017/0907/631950/okada-on-possibility-of-signing-with-wwe-and-other-post-njpw/
>>3121313
Nice dubs
I think Gedo would kill himself if Okada left him.
>>3121313
Only to:
*single handedly destroy WWE*
>>3121313
Okada would be a decent Bond desu
Let's go, hosechads!
nylons da bes
>starting image is asslet
See ya on page 11
What if Roman Reigns is the one who . . .
. . . ends Asuka's streak?
Imagine how pissed off all the smarks, ESPECIALLY WHATKEKTURE would be.
He'll be the greatest heel of all time, and they won't even know that they're getting worked by the based big dog.
What goes through your head when making a thread this stupid?
>>3121293
Cringiest thread I've ever seen on this board.
Cuckter's mental breakdowns or animeposters are nothing compare to this level of autism
>>3121293
Id mark out at the complete absurdity of it
Has there ever been a female wrestler who has brought as many weirdos out of the woodwork than Bliss?
I think it's because the whole videogame thing bro.
Molly Holly had the greatest weirdo stalker of all time
It's their first time being exposed to an attractive woman actually shorter than them
>tfw Serena Deeb became Serena Dweeb
>>3121253
lmao is that a breast reduction
Holy fucking YUCK!! What in the ding dong diddly titty happen to her titties?
FUCK YOU GOIS THE ARTISTÈ IS HERE
burying the VV was a horseshit thing to do
>>3121237
Simon gotch wasn't going anywhere now Aiden can shine in the spotlight he deserves
*beats Samuhammed Zayn clean*
what if the genders were reversed?
>>3121154
Then it would be a woman wrestler standing there letting a man lick her. It doesn't look like Orton is being repulsed here.
>>3121154
The internet shitstorm would still be ongoing if a neckbeard had licked Torrie or Stacy
>>3121171
>It doesn't look like Orton is being repulsed here.
Not the point
did she have consent prior to licking him?
What are /asp/'s unironic thoughts on Shinsuke Nakamura?
Naito's better
>>3121100
Unique and charismatic performer who dials it in too often, though I would argue that's because the WWE is a sterilized version of what he used to do and most matches kind of HAVE to devolved into "signature spots/moves with some slightly different set ups."
Is there anything cringier than announcers mentioning how many meltz stars a wrestler has? Nothing screams bingo hall more to me. Imagine if at survivor series 97 they had yelled "AND REMEMBER LAST MONTH BRET'S OPPONENT SHAWN HAD A FIVE STAR MATCH WITH THE UNDERTAKER" or if when Scott Hall had appeared for the first time on Nitro, their first words were "WOAH! IS THAT THE GUY WHO HAD A FIVE STAR MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA X???"
>>3121037
Do announcers do this now? Sounds like someone Stryker would do
>>3121037
>uhhh...well yeah, its-its not the greatest place in the world to live. But, yknow, the rent is free and.....let me find my notes..... and uh theres a lot of space here and the rent is free, so yeah. it is what it is...
>>3121042
You know he's not even critiquing Dave, right?
Why do majority of fans consider vanilla midgets like Eddie and Daniel Bryan or gay Japs in NuJepan better than him?
>Those based as fuck tights
>>3121007
Freddie Mercury's twin?
>>3121007
Recency bias. WWE hardly ever talks about Rick Rude, let alone talk about how important or influential he was. Whereas half the roster today uses the "Eddie was my idol" character trait
>awesome managers with personality
Meh titus isn't doing that bad. Making the best of a shitty idea.
>>3120999
Who does he manage?
Call 423 - GET FAME
why do people like this guy?
Literally provides confirmation bias to smarks
Cause he makes you spergs SEETH with every word he tweets out
>according to me he did
Well no shit dave
Why did Stone Cold do it
You ever talk to a woman?
She probably said some dumb shit to set him off.
Cause the bitch probably got out of line and deserved it
>>3120870
Cringe
>>3120829
>imagine watching this
>>3120845
Really does look like something reddit would design.