>I don't understand. Why didn't Roman Reigns pinning a man who looks 80, hasn't been relevant since loosing the streak, gave one of the worst performances of his life, and couldn't get an autograph from LeBron James while being in full costume get him over?
>what d-did you just say i'll k-knock *cough* you the *cough* *dies*
Is Vince a mark for the Undertaker? That would explain a lot
>>3127637
DEAD MAN COUGHING
>I watch the artistry known as Professional Wrestling™ on regular basis as it is the superior form of athletic and strength display, intense drama, captivating storylines and intriguing Sports Entertainment segments that I discuss about on various Professional Wrestling™ forums on the Internet with intellectually superior smart Professional Wrestling fans such as myself.
>>3127613
>pro wrestling fan
>superior smart
cmon man we all love pro wrestling but we know that's false even as a shitpost
>I'm so young/insecure/immature/uncool that I can't enjoy things without worrying about what people think of me.
>>3127613
>said noone never
What does Vince see in him? Kevin goes against 99% of the top guys Vince pushed in the past
>>3127608
because paul pushed him down vinces throat
>>3127608
Are you blind? When he tries, KO is amazing in the ring. Watch his first two Cena matches and his Chairs match at the RR. And his promo work with Y2J was excellent.
Fucking smarks with their 2 minute attention spans and ADHD I swear to God.
>>3127608
Name a better heel on Smackdown
Christy Hemme is pregnant and expecting quadruplets.
The former WWE Diva and TNA Knockout revealed the big news today in a video posted on her YouTube channel.
"So, I am pregnant, yay! Been trying for a long time; very, very excited. But I'm not just pregnant with one baby," Hemme said.
"And I'm not pregnant with two babies, no. Or three babies, no, no, no. I am pregnant with quadruplets!"
Hemme, who is 15 weeks pregnant, said it's a high-risk pregnancy. Therefore, she plans to spend most of her pregnancy in bed or in a hospital.
She added, "I am so excited you guys. I am like, beyond excited. I am also scared and petrified and oh, every emotion in the book." https://youtu.be/LL0btMDyaXA. http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2017/0908/631986/former-wwe-diva-and-tna-knockout-announces-pregnancy/
>>3127475
>quadruplets
fucking hell
If four sons, name them Chris, Eddie, Dean, and Perry.
She's giving birth to four test-tubers
DRAWING DIMES IS A MYSTERY
IN FOUR YEARS WE COULDN'T DRAW THREE
WE'RE CONSIDERED THE FOOLS OF HISTORY...
WEREN'T OVER SO LONG AGO, WE CAME BACK AND THE FANS DIDN'T KNOW
IN NO-ONES HEAD I LIVE RENT FREE...
I SEE THE DIMES IN THE SAND....
WHY CAN'T I GET THEM, INTO MY HAND...
LOOKING BACK I SEE WHERE WE STAND...
EVOLUTION...
EVOLUTION DREW NO DIMES...
8/10 anon
>>3127384
>WE'RE CONSIDERED THE FOOLS OF HISTORY
kek
>>3127384
Fucking kek
Was he a draw?
>>3127233
CAREFUL LANNISTER CAREFUL
>>3127233
Top heel in the company desu.
>>3127233
>drew more dimes than anyone in the seven fucking kingdoms
>worked the young wolfetty into red-wedding
>worked oberynetty into getting his skull crushed
>worked stannisetty into losing his entire army
>worked house reyne so hard that he got the greatest song ever written about himself
>worked joffretty into going to bed
GOAT.
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>>3127209
who japan utterly btfo'd
>Join thread to check suspicion
>Find only 2 posters, one is me.
>>>3127221 is OP
You are desperate to get people into a little internet fight on this stupid shit aren't you?
>>3127209
compare: https://streamable.com/du687
Why did Vince take Jericho away from Smackdown and moved him to Raw in 2002 just to rot in the midcard and eventually leave the company?
>Why did Vince put a guy who won the intercontinental championship nine times in the mid card
I dunno maybe because hes a mid carder?
>>3127163
I have no issues with Jericho being in the midcard, it's what he was doing in the midcard.
On the Smackdown midcard he was in good feud with Edge and Hogan and was getting Edge over as a legit babyface, on the Raw midcard he was Christians' Jannetty, got cucked at WM20 then was irrelevant.
>>3127177
he had some GOAT interactions with Stone Cold on Raw
people still talk about and link them videos, more worthwhile than anything he did on SD during that time
HOLY FUCKING YUM
>>3127066
Anyone who blame Macho Man for what he did is the gayest of all fags.
>>3127066
Delicious.
>>3127066
Ugly as sin
JUST
>>3127038
What? That is well known. NJPW neither wants nor needs to compete with the WWE, what is the point?
>>3127038
Well of course they can't complete with them. They don't have the money to fill an entire arena with plants.
In N Out will never compete with McDonalds but I can damn well tell you which one I'd rather go to. Only wrestling fans obsess over how much money something makes despite not having any share of that money.
>"You know its fake, right?"
How do you counter this?
>>3126926
Oh shit really? Holy shit, my whole life is a lie. How could it be fake? Fuck. What am I gonna do now?
>>3126926
"yes? and?"
>>3126926
"yes, I know"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4JgYnQPOlU
Guys, I am fucking in love
>>3126818
>when she breaks down
also, this interviewer is a literal robot
>>3126818
It's going to be waterworks if she wins. I will be worked if she doesn't.
>>3126818
You wont be able to put subtitles on a live promo you stupid zipperhead
http://www.strawpoll.me/13892440
>>3126691
No love for Sasha?
>>3126706
Ask /mlp/ to tip the vote in her favor then.
>>3126691
Who the hell is Backy?
Why won't WWE give dolph ziggler a chance he is the total package everything a WWE Superstar could be why don't they like him
>>3126672
He's a 2 time world champion, he's been given his chances.
>>3126672
Maybe it's his voice. It's a bit grating.
Too bad about Roman's promos. He has a great voice.
>>3126672
Only Pat Patterson likes him backstage. He was the one that convinced Vince to male his cash in succesful
But yeah, dolph managed to get over every time he got a push.
REMINDER: Gymnastics is NOT wrestling. And gymnastics is DEFINITELY NOT PURO. And it and the smarks the enjoy it are killing the zombie that is The Business.
>>3126611
By "Business", you mean WWE's business. Stop crying about your pitiful company and ask them to put an effort instead
>>3126611
>>3126611
look at the faces in the crowd, they don't mind this 10 minutes of monkey acrobatics