Honest question, what the hell is his gimmick supposed to be?
>>3123959
>hound of justice
>architect
>king slayer
>burn it downer
Please stop asking this silly question.
>>3123959
His gimmick is that he had the worst WWE title reign in the history of the business
the unsafe worker gimmick
Lets see how well /asp/ can book a company. We'll be using TEW to do it, but I'll try to streamline it a bit so we don't end up taking 5 hours to get our roster set up. I'll go into more detail about these as they come up, but first lets pick a starting era, first to three gets it.
>Mar 1987
>Sep 1995
>Jan 2005
Sep 1995, let's see how /asp/ books the Diesel WWF title run.
2005 please.
Let's do Cena right.
2005 because that's when WWE really started to suck. We should fix that.
post em boiz
>>3123941
op is gay lol
GOAT
>>3123869
based old lesbian
God he's aged like milk
>>3123869
Butt "The Shitman" Fart
She's so precious. Does she have a boyfriend? (other than Haitch)
>>3123828
Back off of my chinese mommy!!!
>>3123828
She's really gay
>>3123832
She had a husband before becoming a wrestler. Probably still does.
There's no woman in WWE or elsewhere that's more of a total package than Nikki Bella.
You know this is true.
Brie is better in every way
She's not even WWE's best Nikki
Why did Vince ruin it? Was he mad it was a better show than Raw?
No, dude, he thinks this shit is good.
>>3123764
SDL served it's purpose. It developed wrestlers to then move to raw
>>3123766
This. Vince finally loves Smack over RAW now
Anybody else not really an "open" wrestling fan?
I'm pretty hardcore into it but so much stigma around it with so many stupid questions that get asked I keep it secret.
Plus so much silly shit is done these days I can't justify, show most of this shit to a normie and they look at you like a freak.
Also folks like the whatculture bunch just push wrestling fans as being these whiny betamales that are somewhat embarrassing to associate with.
>>3123708
I'm open but don't buy merch and not super autism about it irl.
>>3123716
There is definitely a point where you sacrifice a lot of social dignity
>>3123708
Im open about it if I her asked but you are right about everything. New Day really makes it embarrassing
so who exactly was mr.america?
>>3123699
Hogan really wanted another title run
>>3123705
Still no idea.
All NJPW fangirls are ugly chink girls that weeb losers thrust for because they are just like their shit anime.
WWE has better fangirls who are white and all of them being attracted by BASED BIG DOG.
>>3123639
huh?
>>3123639
what the Ding-dong-diddily-dang-doodily-fuck
>>3123639
female WWE fans are fat and smell bad
Why was he autistically crying over Meltzer taking a photo with the Young Bucks? Thats less cringeworthy than having Jeff Lane as your co-host.
Because no wrestler is ever going to want to get a photo with him
>>3123578
Pretty much this.
He is broke and noone gives a shit about him.
>>3123582
>>bad writer
>>manlet
>>weeb
>>kike
>>adored by reddit and /wew/
>>cried about The Young Cucks
>>thinks charging $11 for a newsletter is a sustainable business model in 2017
>>hoarder with a cramped, filthy work space
>>dead father
>>still uses a computer from 1995
>>hasn't had an accurate scoop in years
>>compensates by just fantasy booking
>>occasionally gets it right and gets called a genius for it
>>ruined his own rating system and completely devalued past five star matches because he had to let the world know what a giant Omega mark he was
>>never worked for any wrestling promotion or been involved in the business in any way
>>balding
>>used to have a mullet
>>dresses like a friendless teenager
>>obsesses over muh workrate spot monkeys that don't draw
>>Hillary voter
>>employs Bryan Alvarez
>>no journalistic integrity, gives better ratings and coverage to guys who kiss his ass
>>tries to cover MMA, routinely gets BTFO by better journalists
>>worked into a shoot by a Twitter porn-bot
>>worked into a shoot by Baron Corbin
>>worked into a shoot by Kevin Nash
>>worked into a shoot by The Simpsons
>>wrong about Mauro
>>wrong about Punk
>>wrong about Macho Man's arm, proceeded to get BTFO on national television by the most famous wrestler in the world
>>only respected in pro wrestling because he has literally no competition
>>stammers
>>throws a fit when he's even slightly criticized
>>plans change
cringe
What are some of the good/cool/fun spots you always fondly remember?
>The one AJ versus Orton match where AJ pretends to go for the forearm and Randy wants to counter with RKO
>It's a fakeout and Randy flops to the floor. AJ does a splash instead
>>3123527
That time DDP reversed the Jackhammer in to the Diamond Cutter
Also that brutal spear
Also the actual Jackhammer that Goldberg hit
Reigns failing to pick up Undertaker for the piledriver, twice.
>>3123529
Are you talking about the spear where Goldberg's head bounces off the mat like a basketball?
>The word on Christy Hemme’s sudden release is that on a recent tour she acted inappropriately toward Triple H, and word got back to Stephanie McMahon. There are a variety of stories going around, none of which directly implicate Hunter for doing anything physical. Apparently, though, Stephanie wasn’t pleased that Christy seemed excited about traveling with Hunter on the trip.
holy fuck
>>3123509
how many rats do you think H has fucked behind steph's back over the years
>>3123522
Literally all of them
>>3123509
Is this from a while back? Isn't she still with TNA or GFW or whatever it's called?
*saves wrestling*
based PJ
>former wwe superstar
HIS POCKETS ARE EMPTY, BANK BALANCE WEAK, DEBTS ARE HEAVY,
NO DIMES TO BE DRAWN HIS NAME IS JACK SWAGETTY
I fucking miss them bros...
The authority were comfy as fuck.
>nostalgia for any WWE past 2004
neck yourself
They really should have used Authority to push more young talent other than Seth
Too bad Owens wasn't in WWE around this time
>>3123363
>nostalgia for 2002-2004 WWE aside from the Smackdown 6