comfy IMPACT Wrestling Thread

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>>3121445
ITT: Colossal failures in the Wrestling business

>>3121445
Airing Here: https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (remove the period after Y only)

>new GFW Xplosion airing before Impact

>Turn on Flash in Chrome or use FireFox for when the stream is live

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>>3121469
>taryn

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>>3121472
Nice

>>3121452
ty

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Based Zack.

YEAH

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https://youtu.be/lL5tHW-rY8E

>>3121565
Dummy.

>>3121559
mmmmmm

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>>3121590

I guess this would be the thread to ask. Is GFW worth watching yet? Has TNA finally got their act together yet? Because I ready about them making Alberto their first champion and just facepalm.

Also I can't fucking stand Grado, please tell me he isn't there.

>>3121613
its been easily the best product on western tv since april. Unironically.

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>>3121613
wat

Is time.

https://youtu.be/ckR5H3mcg2A Based

>>3121652
https://youtu.be/S1n0DkMLP_A

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>>3121653
milkies?

Shots fired at DA

>it's a younger, faster X division
>title held by Old Poo
>was feuding with old man kaval for weeks

Taryn's milkies now!

Deleted deleted.

I want those breadtwists

According to squaredcirclesirens.com, Diamante suffered a knee injury back at Slammiversary during the team team title match. She has been out of in ring action since, and that is because she was seriously injured as many feared. Diamante underwent surgery to repair her left ACL about a week ago will be out of action for the rest of the year.

They just sow a replay of the replay

>>3121727
she standing up tho outside the ring!

>>3121727
I don't even remember her wrestling in GFW

>>3121734
Yup.

Squash matches are dumb and awaste of time

>OVE

not these guys..

Based Konnan.

https://youtu.be/VpUAElt99g0 Glad he recovered.

>>3121759
what happened to him?

>>3121761
splash went wrong, internal bleeding and I think some organs. In crash.

I fucking hate OvE

>>Alberto El Patron said that he is still planning on returning to Global Force Wrestling. SpeakingwithSports Illustrated'sJustin Barrassoabout his recent efforts with fianceePaigeto help victims of Hurricane Harvey, El Patron said that he has kept in touch withGFWand hinted at returning at their next tapings in November. "I've been in touch with Global Force Wrestling, and we're working to bring backAlberto El Patronto the company," said Patron. "We're working to find something that will please the fans. "At the end of the day, I work for the fans; they are the ones I work to please," El Patron continued. "I am going to put all my heart, all my passion into making this work. I am completely focused on where I want to take the company in November, and I promise to make the company great again, and Alberto is going to be on top again."

>Jobbers in GFW.
>why even live

Mommy.

them boobies!

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Our Girl.

good christian girl taryn

Sienna is qt

KM needs to do more promos again

Allie leaks when?

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qt

>>3121761
broke his ass

literally

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>>3121803

>Allie dressed asxan easter egg
>bouncing

muh dick

>>3121800
ALLIE IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

>>3121808
how did everything go so right

>>3121800
Done http://thefappeningnew.com/allie-tna-leaks/

what the hell is gail kim wearing?

>>3121814
No idea.

Demon

stop this bullying now

Allle takes the pin

REEEEEEEE

I thought Rosemary had a fucked up arm

Taya Taya.

looks like a cast member in the live action version of Cinderlla

Since when Impact has fake cheers and boos

them thighs

Taya is kinda sexy?

>>3121854
if you like getting bullied

>>3121850
Since the merger with GFW. Before that would make some editing but they pretty much never hide the silence.

>>3121452
just in time, tyyyyyy

>>3121850
Since they lost the spike tv deal. https://youtu.be/81Qcw0Eg61c

>>3121854
Is she a tranny

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>>3121882
that's not what he asked....

Based Cornette.

>>3121854

She is an improved version of Velvet Sky.

This feels a bit awkward

Johnny johnny.

>>3121890
beautiful people were a great act

>>3121890
cant improve upon velvet's ass tho

Johnny thunder!

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>johnny impact

BASED JOHNNY WORLD

https://youtu.be/H8TSCiiG3YQ

Is this a shoot?

I have no idea who this guy is? another wwe castoff?

Low-ki and Cornette.

Corny Corny.

>white privilege
I love Konnan

WHITE PRIVILEGE KEEPING DOWN LAX

>>3121919
they should have some fake cops come out and beat them up

WWE AND LU BTFO

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS FUCKING PROMO

>>3121908

Low Ki looked legit pissed off, no wonder he later quit the company.

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Why are they still doing these burials with name drops? Do they still not know this looks bush league as fuck whenever they do it?

>taking you to slam town

Is that a sex thing

Abs.

"I want to take him to slam town"

>sorry guys forgot the belts

>>3121908
>>3121934
Pretty much. He quit because the plans to put him in the WHC title scene were cancelled after Del Rio got suspended.

>>3121951

He was going to job to Patron though.

>>3121960
It was at least a spot at the top. Now who fucking know what would have happened if he stayed, with Jeff Jarrett leaving (and possibly not returning)

Grado deported when?

RIP Grado

This is the best story line TNA has had in decades

is she gonna rape grado?

Grado will gay marry Joseph Park

Nasty Injury.

rip DJZ

>>3121984
that

is a great idea

From April 6. >>Impact Wrestling star Michael Paris, a.k.a. DJ Z, is undergoing surgery today after suffering an injury during a match for the Crash promotion last night in Mexico City. Paris posted the video below in an ambulance and explained that he was immobile after taking a 450 splash. He said that the move knocked the wind out of him, and he was unable to stand up.

"I'm in an ambulance right now, we're not sure what's wrong," Paris said. "[I] thought maybe I broke a rib or something. [I] finished the match, however. [I] just puked my guts out after the match and couldn't stand up and was basically dying and turning pale. We're going to go to the hospital and see what's wrong with me."

>>3121984
Is gay marriage legal in Florida?

>>3122002
The poor motherfucker suffered a ruptured colon and internal bleeding. That's something I don't wish to anybody.

>>3122005
It's legal in all states. Supreme Court ruled on it a few years back.

>>3121972
>>3121973
Whats happening with Grado? Marriage off?

Just Jarrett all over this thing

>>3122024
Yes. Van Ness is Canadian, so he can't marry her. He just dumped her.

>>3122024
yes, she told him she was Canadian, so it doesn't help him

>>3122002
He's okay now, but yeah, that injury was fucked up. DJ Z talked about it in detail with Colt Cabana on his podcast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8E2YH1bOhE

Bullet points
>Ricky Marvin is a bro
>one mexican hospital just gave him something to mask the pain for a bit and sent him home
>he was still pale as shit and Ricky asked DJ Z if he was ok
>DJ Z said yes like a dumbfuck

>goes to bathroom
>faints as he grabs door knob
>hits his head as he falls to the ground, so that didn't help matters
>DJ Z had to pay with his credit card at another hospital, they told him they're not doing any treatment on him until they're paid
>he was going to try to go moralfag on them (top kek, as if they were going to listen), but didn't have a translator with him at the moment, so he just shut up and paid
>there was a 20% chance that he would have to have to use a colonoscopy bag for the rest of his life if the surgery went bad

>>3122014
Agreed.

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>>3122034
>Mexico

>>3122034
Holy shit, that is so fucked up. I'd point out the state of Mexican hospitals but then I remembered the hospital here are just as awful.
Thank fucking goodness the operation was successful.

>>3122034
This is what happens when you had a socialist healthcare system.

"JOHNNY MUNDO" IT'S IMPACT

>>3122032
>>3122033
Literally the only storyline in wrestling that I enjoy just now. I'll watch it tomorrow.

It's not Johnny velocity?

>>3122066
The only thing that could make it better if Grado marries Joseph Park to get citizenship

That was a decent promo for a little company like Impact

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>Vampiro
GET THE FUCK OFF MY LUCHA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> Johnny Impact mentions himsel as a third person

FAG

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>>3122071
sahadi video package are amazing.

I want to fuck that Owl

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>>3122091

THEY SHOWED ROSEMARY GETTING ARMBARED FOR REAL

damn Jeff standing up for his gal

>>3122099
Helps that he was drunk as shit, probably gave zero fucks about what La Parka said

>>3122070
Is Park gay? You get that vibe with him. I've only started watching GFW so don't really know his history.

>>3122101
yeah he's basically a wreck recently

what even happened to him?

>>3122103
they wouldn't have to be gay to get married

>>3122103
He's the alter ego of Abyss. He's not gay, just extremely well manared (in contrast to Abyss, who is a maniac).

>dropping a comfy life in the military for pro-wrestling

I wish Jarrett and GFW works things out

GFW does some really good video packages but i just wish they'd stop

>>3122093
that owl is menacing

>Pagano
oh fuck yes

why does eddie keep winning world titles

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>>3122113

>>3122118
he's a gaijin, japan doesnt give a fuck if he's a charisma vacuum

>>3122118
what else would he do????

>>3122122
BAVI

Based Garza Jr.

I like when Garza jr takes off his pants

no homo

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>>3122125

waay to many promo packages on this show

Carter!

>>3122137
This. Also RIP hector.

/ourguy/ Dick Justice

>>3122138
Me tooooo!

Finally some MacKenzie

Their video package maker guy must have smoked some crystal meth this week

that's a fucking nice theme senpai

Dummy.

YEAH!

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impact back to placing qts in the front row again?

>>3122175
Nice

Do you think Magnus granny is there hoping every week that Magnus will show up only to go home at the end of the night disappointed and drinks herself to sleep?

Drake abd Adonis oz /our guys/

E
LI
DRAKE

>>3122197
Of Course.

Person Elbow.

>hothead

>>3122212
Big Guy.

yeah

>>3122226
Dummy.

damn good match

should have let eli win in a clean finish

>>3121445
Great match to end things

I just saw Adonis ass crack

>>3122243
Agreed.

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https://youtu.be/Cnxn5BTV6Ew

https://youtu.be/wy5pD3cewC8 After Impact

Please Corgan, buy gfw/tna and merge it back with nwa. Keep vince from betting his hands on it

>>3121814
jesus

>>3122851
This.

>>3124516
Based Taryn keeping the slutty diva look alive

>>3122392
good lord, thank you

>>3124643
Few Week. https://youtu.be/Xb4ABRaSITI