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I want to sell my soul to the devil. Is there any way to do it? I'll do anything.
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>>17456407
Go watch a bunch of Adam Sandler movies
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>>17456407
When you will be ready, the devil came.
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>>17456407
Quid faciam tibi sicut vis
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>be me 20 years old
>shared rent with my dad in new house we moved into
>he recently got a little inheritance from his mom who died a few months before so we were able to afford the higher rent compared to our old apartment we had moved from.
>things are already wierd in general
>dad and I have both had severe depression and bipolar dissorder our whole lives
>dad got worse when his mom died
>i took one day off of work every week for 10 weeks to drive my dad to chapel hill hospital where he had 10 sessions of ECT (electroconvolsive therapy)
>things get wierd in the house very quickly
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>one night particular it was about 4am
>i was watching the office on netflix (like i did most every night unless i was watching aqua teen)
>suddently im overcome with an intense feeling of dread out of nowhere
>for no reason my attention goes from the television to my closet door
>starring at my closet door in a unexplainable trance it kicks open.
>litterally like somebody had cocked there leg back and kicked it as hard as they could from inside of the closet
>scarred to death 20 year old me cuts tv off turns my back to closet, pulls cover over my head and try my fucking hardest to ignore it and fall asleep
>ignoring my fear i begin drifting off to sleep
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>i began to hear voices. The voices werent audible it was like they were inside of my head(ik this is where i might lose some of your attention because it makes me sound like a schizo)
>when i say voices i mean conversations. Sounded like 20 people whispering 10 seperate ununderstandalbe quiet conversations.
>try my absolute hardest to fall asleep and ignore these people whispering fucking gibberish schemng
>all of a sudden somebody claps there hands behind my head.
>loud as hell like somebody literally cupped there hands and gave one loudly perfect clap of their hands
>i jolted up almost falling out of my bed
>grab the remote to the tv and cut the office back on praying for the sun to come up and end this godawful night
>the sun arose and i was fine again until night
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>>17456275
>until night
keep going
Forget everything you know about UFOs, aliens and Area 51 for a second..
If you knew where there was a UFO stationed, what would you do?
Seriously.
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probably what i'm already doing
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Nothing. A UFO means Unidentified Flying Object, which can mean any object that can fly and is unidentified, so I wouldn't waste my time.
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>>17456080
Congrats for being this guy.
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Reincarnations of an ayylmao? 2016-03-11 15:19:17 Post No.17455913
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Reincarnations of an ayylmao?
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So, long story short I had quite the unorthodox spiritual upbringing. My father lead a local cult of kaldonic practitioners (made good money, but he believes this shit) and my mother was very much into meditation and astral projections and shit. Point is, contrary to what people might expect, they never forced me into anything occult and mostly understood I'm not interested in it.
Now, I sleep like a log. I go to sleep, never dream, or if I do its mostly random crap I'll never take a second look over. Or maybe I dream but don't remember anything. The point is, last night I had quite the experience. My dream was organized and fluent and I was some sort of a dais, with many humanoid forms in robes beneath me. Soon I realized it was something akin to a sacrificial altar. As I looked around, the first thing I noticed was my skin color and overall body condition. By the looks of it, I in a much better shape than I currently am (and I am an actual athlete - basketball). My body was basically a mesh of serrated muscle and my skin was very metalic in texture, with the color of actual glimmering bronze. What soon followed was a look at my surroundings. The building was mostly composed of crystal, with some gold and jade decorations in very uneven, jagged shapes. My dream ended with the humanoid figures chanting "Movar", repeating that word all over, as another figure approached me and once I looked up, I saw a golden sun, much like ours, but very, very close. A blinding light shot all around me and I could feel intense heat for a brief moment, before waking up startled like a little bitch.
Now, just how crazy might I be? Was it some kind of a glimpse at a possible reincarnation on another planet? It didnt really feel all that alien. No tentacles or weird Lovecraftian shit. Am I going the route of mum and dad? Was it a deeply rooted fascination with the supernatural? I need opinions.
Pic unrelated, I just find it pleasant to look at.
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>>17455913
There's a chink in your armor.
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>>17455916
Yes, quite so.
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What do you know about L Ron Hubbard's connections to Crowley and Jack Parsons?
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The connection is egoism.
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>>17455805
Hubbard admired Crowley and was a follower.
Other than that, not much.
Like with all historical figures, we tend to exaggerate stories to wild levels.
Crowley was probably more normal and more reserved than most would think today. He surely was into his thing, but I bet his relations with others where not all that wild and massive.
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we are all connected.
So, I love Fleetsood Mac/Stevie Nicks. A friend told me yesterday that Stevie is a witch and has been one her entire life.
Of course, I looked this up and see that she has denied being a witch many times. She says it's all about her persona and the way she dresses. The American Horror Story part she played in Coven seems to perpetuate this belief even more so. However, Stevie says she was just making fun of that rumor about herself.
Why does this rumor persist after all these years of her denying it? Why do people feel the need to believe this about her? If she came out and said she was a witch it wouldn't change anything. I just don't understand the public insistence that she's a witch and that's why she became/is a successful performer.
What difference does it make? Do people really buy into the first impression spiritual/religious assumptions about others based on the way they dress? I'm not talking about obvious things like monks, priests, etc.
Idk, I just don't understand I guess.
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>>17455714
Well, I've been afraid of changing
'Cause I built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Even children get older
And I'm getting older, too
Yes, I'm getting older, too
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>>17455714
Who cares? You're only making a big deal of it yourself. Go bug /mu/ or /tv/ about it.
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>>17455733
Sorry. I was just asking. It's not a big deal to me. I just wanted to try to understand what perpetuates the rumor.
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Looking For Experienced Occultists 2016-03-11 13:14:52 Post No.17455685
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Looking For Experienced Occultists
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We are looking for experienced occultists to join our groupchat on Kik. PM cobble01 on Kik to join. This is very loosely a "cult".
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>>17455685
experienced occultist reporting in
whats in it for me?
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>>17455688
You can talk to girls online. We know you are a virgin
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>>17455685
Nobody wants to join your shitty cult.
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what did Kubrick know?
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He knew that he could wank off connspiracy autists into watching his movies over and over again by putting easter eggs in them
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>>17455659
I feel like singing in the rain
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Is that any significance to this, or is it just random bullshit circled?
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I'm looking for serious advice here, I wanna sell my soul and become famous, can anyone give me or show me references to summoning or making a deal with the Devil? Much appreciated B, help me achieve Eternal damnation and rest assured you will see me giving shout outs if you help me make it.
Pic related.
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>>17455393
>I'm looking for serious advice here
>I wanna sell my soul and become famous
kek
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>>17455393
How is 80 yrs at most of fun worth an eternity of hell?
"Wwell i want to bring back my loved one. It'll bevworth it."
But if hell exists, so would heaven. You could just wait the 80 yrs and see them for eternity after.
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>>17455393
You won't find happiness in external pleasures anon.
I'm planning on using a ouija board on my own to see if it's fake. So I wanted to know your experiences with them.
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>>17455252
I too am curious about this
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I used to do them a lot in the early 90's, first time I saw what seemed to be a black cloud/ball in the middle of the room, about the size of a football it slowly expanded and grew.
Other times I got a spirit who told me his name,
I didn't do a board for about 15 years after that & the same named spirit came through..
I had totally forgotten him until then and it was a "WOH" moment for me.
ime it is not fake, but what you are contacting I don't know.
It is recommended to not use the board alone.
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>>17455252
I'm actually experienced when it comes to Ouija boards and seances. In both cases it seems more about having a clear idea of who you want to summon instead of any name. The more you and the group know about the being the better the results get. I would suggest trying to summon a god for the clearest results. It seems when the group has the intention to summon something powerful it manifests. The Ouija board is just a tool for better communication you can get spoopy results from sitting in a circle and placing your hands on the same object with focus and intention.
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Now that the dust has settled, can we admit that this was the best horror film of 2015?
Best acting, best monsters, best script, best scares, best atmosphere, best characters, best EVERYTHING.
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I quit after 20 minutes. It was awful.
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>>17454768
>Now that the dust has settled
Fuck off.
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Another well reviewed movie that I watched and didn't like.
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Dream question / help 2016-03-11 05:32:13 Post No.17454668
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So I've been having a recurring nightmare for a while now, and it's definitely not normal for me. Was hoping someone might have advice who's into that sort of thing.
I'm swimming in my school pool, in front of hundreds, and when I climb out I realize I forgot my swimsuit, and I'm naked. All the guys are pointing and whistling and laughing and stuff. Nothing weird there, everyone has those dreams.
But what happens is that I realize I'm made of glass of crystal, and my body is perfectly smooth and translucent, and all the people around me keep trying to touch me, and I know that If they touch me or grab me, I'll shatter and smash and i'll die. it's terrifying, so i''m running naked through the halls trying to get out, and people everywhere are chasing me and trying to cause me to trip or crash into a wall and make me shatter.
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You've become fearful of something involving your outer image.
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>people
this is the key element, here. A multitude of people (often men, sometimes 'dark' men) as well as a group of animals (dogs, wolves, cats) is a common symbol of the Animus archetype.
Both genders have these nightmares, very common. It's reoccurring in the same way because you are TRYING to understand it, therefore your unconscious mind knows you 'got the message' somehow and is still trying to push it. Like a kid who is always ignored and then they say a cuss word and their mother finally stops to yell at them - now that word is pretty much all the kid says.
The animus doesn't represent men or masculinity, it represents reductive reason and is complimentary to the Anima, which represents holistic reason.
The other big symbol in your dream is the shell, or glass body, which like clothes, mirrors, mannequins, and dolls almost always represents the Persona archetype, part of the ego triad in Jungian psychology. Jung and Freud had a falling out, but Jung kept a lot of Freud's ideas: the Persona is the Superego, the Shadow is the Id.
In this case, you KNOW, reductively, that your persona is fragile, that it's prone to shatter if people confront you about it, and so you avoid it and are afraid of letting logic and evidence near you. Basically, an lack of balance in your personality common to all nightmares.
Next time you have this dream, confront the animus archetype and let go of your fear. So what if your persona shatters? That's what it's there for. You are not your persona, you're more than that, and so on.
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Dreams go here, n00b. >>17403356
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I once tried to use a cheap Ouija board I made by myself just with some paper and a bottle cap, I asked if any spirits were in my room and it moved to form a name, I can't remember what it was but i do remember being sp00ked because it actually worked supposedly and I was doing it for a bored laugh, After that happened I got much more depressed and had thought to myself that there might be something, Another worldly entity in my room making me feel that way, But the thing that made me most concerned was that for a few weeks there was a wet patch right at the entrance to my doorway on the carpet, It stayed there and was always wet and could see it in the carpet, I wanted to ask if the wet patch could possibly be explained from /x/?
If it was pipes under the house the problem would have persisted or if it was a leak from rain it would have stayed also or came back, Is there anything anyone would know about that?
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>>17454586
you drunk jesus juice and piss on the carpet
I was going through some old phone vids of mine and I came across a vid I took when I found half of a dead goat with its face peeled off at the bottom of a hill at the edge of my neighboring woods. I'm in Ohio so I always assumed it was a coyote or something but could this be like a ritual or something? The peeled face is what gets me.
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It's Santa you're fucked
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post the vid op
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Post vid OP
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What are the signs of someone possessing magical powers/abilities?
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>>17454425
You get a letter by owl that says you can do magic and shit.
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Being misunderstood and rejected by the niggers kikes and spics you call family
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>>17454787
Fuck off whitey.