I want to sell my soul to the devil. Is there any way to do it?

>>17456407
Go watch a bunch of Adam Sandler movies

>>17456407
When you will be ready, the devil came.

>>17456407
Quid faciam tibi sicut vis

>>17456521
Whatever you want to make something something? Help a nigga out i took latin like 3 years ago

>>17456407
i can introduce you, i usually charge 200 pay pal, or if you wanna just post ur SSN and credit card numbers on here i can have him come to you

>>17456407

Ok. This is the old nordic way:

Write a letter where you state your terms. Sign it. Go to a church and find a crack in the church wall. Drop letter there. Then walk backwards around the church 3 times.

Done.

Don't come back and blame me if it works. Doing it is your own choice.

>>17456547
20992401956

>>17456573
Exp date?

>>17456563
how edgy can you get

>>17456407
sell someone elses'... buy one by calling the number.

I'm pretty sure I sold my soul by accident to the devil. I was in an emo phase in 8th grade and woke up one day not remembering the previous night with a huge red/discolored spot on my shoulder. Shortly after I went to the doctor and was told it was a benign birthmark. Over the next few years I renounced Christianity(I live in a rural bible thumping town, so I was pretty much indoctrinated from birth) and started having weird sexually urges and hallucinations. 19 now and not too sure where to go

>>17456407
No, not really.

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>>17456407
well
fuck you

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