>>19468884
its a con. you give them money they say a few words. its hardly work
>>19468961
but fortune telling? and horoscopes/ crystal balls
Didn't they originally wander out of India?
That might have something to do with it.
ill actually give good answers. get learned, and ask away (thank you for contributing to my ego- which is not evil, due to contrary belief - Is Rick Sanchez a dumbass for having an ego?)
remember to hide the "eclipse bomb" threads. damn shills love keeping you in a fear-based state of mind. breaking out of the matrix is very real, it's very not scary, and the evil aliens are WEAK. also, call me sophie ;)
How dare you underestimate me, mortals
What is the eclipse bomb?
I literally remember a fucking eclipse already happening a few years ago. But apparently they take much more years before they happen again. anyone else realize this?
>>19468848
ya, man.
I remember like it used to be, "every 11 years of some shit"
>>19468859
there is no way Ive seen it back then though. I dont remember it like that.
If Im being honest, I do believe big news about 1 happening like 2-5 years ago..
>>19468875
>>19468875
There's something going on...
People say it's the end of the world...
I don't know about you, but, my food tastes like crap now. There is like no flavor whatsoever.
The bible then goes on to state something like "The fruit that your soul longed for has gone from you".
Makes sense because I am a comfort eater.
Hello. Tomorrow, August, 21st, 2017 a solar eclipse will envelop the sky. I have insider information on an event happening during this time. A terrorist group plans to detonate hundreds of strategically placed bombs along the skyline. The glass dome covering the flat earth will be shattered and the truth will be known while the entire Earth watches.
Riots are expected in every major city in America. Trump will enact martial law. The group plans to gain power through exposing truths and rebelling against the Trump administration. Be ready for the coming violence.
Don't be afraid.
>>19468840
Interesting...
ok take me on your mothership
captcha says oakland btw
does kek will it?
>>19468840
>The glass dome covering the flat earth will be shattered
Shut up.
SOMETHING IS HAPPENING
rare flag poszt
hold me
huh?
Context faggot
>>19468793
Bump
Hey /adv/,
Last night, me and my friend were in a forest at about 22:00. There wasn't any daylight because it was two hours after dusk, the moon wasn't shining nor visible and we couldn't even see the sky because it was overcast ..And we saw a glowing tree... Just one tree glowing about 30m away from us. We went closer and it was really glowing, the tree produced light, no doubt. It was reflecting the light on our clothes when we were close to it. The tree was bit by animals from the ground to about 2m and only the places with no bark were glowing.
So i need your opinion on what exactly was that.
Pic kind of related, it's the same type of coloured light the tree was glowing with.
>>19468731
Faerie Town
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bioluminescent_fungus_species
>>19468731
>things that didn't happen for 500, please
post proof, fegget
Do you remember the year of that other solar eclipse?
You know, 1945
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_July_9,_1945
the year hitler died
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Adolf_Hitler
or that other thing, somethign somethign first atomic test
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity_(nuclear_test)
ha ha ha so funny, isnt it?
oh , hey, almost forgot the Atomic bombings of Hiroshima in 1945
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_bombings_of_Hiroshima_and_Nagasaki
oh man, what a great year that was for a solar eclipse, just say'n
Are you implying WWII ending was bad?
>>19468781
>atom bombs are ok
i guess it depends on your viewpoint.
wtf is this implying
yeah 1945 was a great year fuck the Axis lmao
If I cum when the solar eclipse reaches its peak, do I turn into a werewolf?
Shitposting aside, are there any ACTUAL werewolf transformation rituals?
>>19468712
I think the closest you'll get nowadays is Native American, skinwalker, shamanic rituals. The werewolves of the old world are long since gone.
>>19468712
why stop at wolf? become a programmer, WRITE history
>>19468803
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fag
I identify as pseudo Christian daoist. Jesus was a Jedi and god is the ultimate force user. I believe that anything is possible if you can tap into the power. What do you believe in?
As a zen practitioner I believe in:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>19468691
look up gnosticism
Banned for claiming i am t Brian fuck that board
Seems like you got your just desserts dude.
any countdown for the great happening?
any links where i can followe the great happenings?
>>19468631
happy birthday Ronny
Hey guys, anything spoopy in or around Virginia? I would love to go get myself into some spooky situations, maybe find some cool magick stuff. If you give good info I'll be making a post about the place once I check it out.
Well, you are right next to West Virginia which might very well be the Spook Central of the USA. After Arizona, of course.
Dat soul academy life
>>19468619
I'm in az wtf is spooky Down here
My name is Jebuiz y’har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.
eat a dick copypasta
>>19468515
greetings
your calculations are shitty but the pic is nice
Please share your wisdom with us, dear Jebuiz y'har
Is there any significance to seeing this number everyday of my life? Its not on purpose. Even just accidentally falling on the floor and then looking at the time it will be this number.
The number 1 represents the penis. You must like penises.
>>19468366
Shit. Forgot to clear name field.
I have that with 13:37.
For some reason when i look at the time during the day 8 out of 10 times its 13:37..
I think they got the dates mixed up.
>and the inventions of man will rise up and destroy mankind
NOT a fucking asteroid, NOT an eclipse, definitely not the rapture, and definitely not Yellowstone popping off.
I think the real rise up that the Mayans predicted is A.I.
The inventions of man rise up to destroy them.
A.I. going live, September 22rd.
You hears it here.
Screencap.
FUCKIN SKYNET BTFO
Self bamp
Aside from religions, this is the best doomsday scenario.
The Mayans knew more about the stars than we did 40 years ago. And that is as a (((unadvanced))) society.
I take heed in what they say
>>19468256
>September 22rd